So to start off Happy Birthday China! Well it was yesterday, but oh well. Now for something sad, a girl in Pakistan who was helping girl's education was seriously injured, which I don't want to talk about, it was so sad! She might die! Get better Malala Yousufzai! I heard it on the news. Now to cheer you up, a joke! So there were two flies, one says to the other "Hey fly! Your man is down!" I love that joke! On with the story.


11. Freaky Friday

At first everything was normal. Hungary made an alliance. Then everything went downhill from there. Canada tried selling girl scout cookies to make a friend and Belarus did the same to feel manlier, China got married, Russia kissed a girl without Belarus killing either of them, Poland ruled the world, Japan moved into someone's bathtub, America was a villain, and two guys, one in a green body suit the other in a blue one wearing really cool sunglasses, start dancing at the front of the room then leave. Luckily it was all a dream, or was it?

12. Leaf changing

After the movie night thing, the same countries go up to New England to see the leaves change.

"This is a great view America-san"

"I wish I could see the leaves change at my place."

"That's because your all snow, bro!"

"This isn't so bad. This place is more beautiful than I imagined."

"Um, thanks dude..."

"I don't mean you! I mean the leaves! Oh bloody h..."

13. Russian spy

America was getting suspicious of Hungary thinking she was a Russian spy. One day she decided to have some fun. She took an apple and waited for America to pass, and when he did...

"He's on to us, boss." Speaking into the apple

"I knew it! You are a Russian spy!"

"My covers been blown!"

"I knew you couldn't hide from the hero!"

"Hello, your having fun, da?"

"Russia, I found out your spy!"

"Spy?"

14. Impeachment

Apparently one of America's many bosses got impeached. Later that day he was telling England about it.

"Hey England! One of my bosses got impeached!"

"What? What did he do?"

"I don't know. Why is it called impeachment anyways?"

"Well it means when-"

"Why can't it be imapple? Or impair?"

"Impair means something completely-"

"Or better yet, imburger!"

15. Use a megaphone

All during the Allies vacation, America found and used a megaphone.

"HEY ENGLAND! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!"

"I can hear you without the megaphone you git!"

"HEY CHINA!"

"I thought he was loud before..."

Luckily the batteries ran out. But on the last day, while they were packing...

"HEY! I FOUND SOME AA BATTERIES!"

"NOOO!"


Hehe, now you know how weird me and my life is. From 11, who agrees I have to stop with the hetalia scenarios? The last part actually happened, but I knew the guys. It was color day and some guys dressed in body suits. When I was posting the last chapter, I heard that the people from Canada, Japan, and England come to New England to see the leaves change on the news, so I thought of that. 15 happened twice and a friend caught megaphonitis. Don't catch megaphonitis!