I've been like sooooooooo busy! I've actually had my electricity for like a month now. Anyways I have some great ideas now that my friends and I have been like super into Hetalia. Mostly because we've been learning about WWI and lately my teacher has had to separate us. I wonder why... Well I hope you enjoy this chapter!

26. Cook

Germany's cooking:

"Ve~ Germany! Your food is so good! How do you make them?"

"Vith pain and misery."

"I'm suddenly full."

England's cooking:

"Well, America, since you've been complaining about my cooking, all I'm giving you is this bag of microwaved popcorn."

"Dude. You burnt this."

Italy's cooking: With love3

27. Missing something

" Hey America, have you seen my missing shoe."

"No. Why?"

"I can't seem to find it."

"You must've misplaced it!"

"I didn't! Did you hide it?"

"No! Why don't you ask your imaginary friends?"

"They're real! But good idea. Hey Flying Mint Bunny is right over there! Flying Mint Bunny, have you seen my missing shoe?"

"Dude, I was kidding! Your talking to air!"

"What?!"

"What's wrong dude? Do you need a hero?"

"What? No! Flying Mint Bunny says the elves and unicorns teemed up and stole my shoe!"

"Sure, the only 'logical explanation'"

"Yes, it is."

"Dude! I was being sarcastic!"

28. Watch a parade

America brought Japan to see the Macy's Thanksgiving parade since he doesn't have anything like it at his home. Apparently when they got to the Ronald McDonald balloon, nobody told America what happened.

"What's wrong with Ronald McDonald? His head is dented in! Is he dying? What's wrong with him?"

"America-san prease carm down. It's not rear. Um, he's over there."

"Oh My God! Where?"

29. Try to get somebody to laugh

America tries all day to make Japan laugh without success. Then after going to bed he hears a noise in his living room. After cautiously looking in, he finds Japan on his couch watching Wipe Out. And the most miraculous thing happened. He. Laughed. He realized everything he knew was wrong.

"Hey America, what's wrong?"

"Everything I know is wrong. Japan can, laugh."

Soon the realization hit England, then France, and so on.

30. Learn history

Having not knowing what was going on around him during WWI, Italy decided to do some research. Note: don't let Italy learn history about hard times. He found that Russia had been defeated twice. By Japan and Germany in WWI. Wanting to be like them, he set off to be like his allies and defeat Russia. Apparently he didn't make it ten feet across the Russian border before he retreated. Sadly he tried again. And again and again until Germany had to lecture him about now and then.

So the thing with 26 is that my friends and I decided to speak in Germany, Japan, and England's accents for a day. My friend who was being Germany brought cookies she made while someone gave my friend who was being England a bag of microwave popcorn, well Germany's cookies were good while England burnt the popcorn. 27 I did with my mom. 28 is true, what happened to the Ronald McDonald balloon, a non-hetalian friend went there and told me. 29 I just thought of while watching wipe out and I found it's from Japan so yeah. Russia was seriously defeated twice in WWI!