Hi! So yesterday was Finland's birthday and two days ago was a Germany holiday called St. Nicholas (Nikolaustaq, look it up.) and today is Pearl Harbor remembrance day. I almost cosplayed as 2!p Japan at school today but decided it was a bit cruel. Anyways three holidays in a row! Technically! Any anyways, I finally get to update and I have a little bit of juice left in me (I've been having a super bad writer's block that's affected my homework completion). Anyways I'll try my best!
31. Learn about a new holiday
"Ve~ Germany! Why are you polishing all your shoes?"
"Vell Italy. I'm polishing all my shoes for the holiday St. Nicholas day. You polish all our your shoes zen put our shoes in front of ze fire place and in ze morning you'll get apples and oranges or sticks depending on if you've been good or bad."
"Don't you mean Santa? You said his name wrong."
"It'z not Santa!"
"I want to join!" Italy and Germany spend the rest of the day polishing their shoes. In the morning Italy got apples and oranges. Germany... got sticks.
32. Leaning a tower (Leaning tower of Pisa)
"Hey idiot brother! Do you even know why the Leaning Tower of Pisa leans?"
"Hi Romano! I know! A big dinosaur knocked it over!"
"That doesn't even make sense you b******!"
"Italy. He's right. It leans because when you built it you didn't check ze soil to see if it vas stable."
"That didn't happen potato b******!
33. Learn why someone is crazy
Russia realized he had tried making a nuclear power plant in Ukraine's home a long time ago. It had apparently spilled and caused radiation to go into the southern part of Belarus's home. Feeling bad, he did the most dangerous thing. Encounter Belarus.
"Belarus. I'm sorry that your home is filled with radiation."
"You feel sorry for me? Big brother has feeling for me!"
"N-no! I just felt sorry!"
"Big brother! You admitted it. Now you have to marry me!"
"Go away! Go away! Go away!"
Did I mention that's not the real reason Belarus is crazy? Well it's actually because she really does want to become one with him. And... She faced many hardships.
34. Build a wall
China: He made a wall to keep out the Mongols
Germany: He built a wall to keep him away from Prussia, then he tore it down
Poland: He built a wall through a currently national forest not in his country with endangered animals on it... Just to keep Belarus away.
35. Have a Civil war.
During the Civil War, America apparently had multiple personalities.
"Hey, America. I heard there's a war in your country. Who's it against?"
"Nobody! What do you mean? It's against each other! That just means we're against nobody! No! We're against who gets to control me! Hey! This is my country! No! It's mine! I don't think so!"
"I'll just be going now..." backs away slowly then runs off
"You scared him! No you did! You were the last one talking!..."
So 31 is describing St. Nicholas day (It's pronounced differently then how it's spelled). I learned it from my friend. 32 was I was really bored and I took a little kid's quiz and Italy's answer was one of the answers. 33 is what my brother told me when he was reading a book about Belarus it's also where I got 34 and it's all true (minus Russia's apologizing). 35 I just thought of. The civil war was part of America against another part, so of coarse your gonna get multiple personalities. Well until next time!
