Hello! So IDK if this chapter will be funny. All I know is that at least the first one will, it was priceless. Erm, just wondering if anyone is actually looking for my cosplay group, I might give our video. That is all.

46. Watch "fireworks"

America invited some of the countries over for New Year fireworks. Before the actual fireworks, America made a little surprise...

"OK! So before we start I'm gonna blow up this gingerbread house!"

"America, that doesn't seem right."

"Relax Russia, this is what we do in my country all the time!"

"America-san, that doesn't seem right."

"Hahahaha! I've actually never done this before!"

"Then why in god's name are you doing it?!"

"I don't know! Hopefully it'll shoot straight into the air!"

It didn't go in the air. Actually the fuse went quicker than expected and blew up.

47. "Reenact" Something from your past

America remembers slang from the 20's. He decided to go around and start talking like it again.

"Hey! England! Is everything jake?"

"What? That just made no sense you git!"

"Shut your kisser!"

"What the?"

" Only a hoofer or a dumb dora wouldn't know what I'm saying."

"America, are you alright?"

"I see I need to torpedo to bump you off. I don't need cheaters to see that."

"I'm so confused!"

"You don't know what I'm saying cause you're spifficated from too much giggle water. Well bye!"

"What just happened?"

Later England looked up what America said, and was deeply offended.

48. Not know your own history

America forgot who the first guy to fly a plane over the Atlantic ocean and into France was, so he decided to ask France. The guy did land in France's home, so America thought he would know.

"Hey, France! Who was that guy that was the first to fly to your country?"

"What? You mean you don't know? It's your history!"

"Yeah, I know. I just forgot."

"His name was Charles Lindbergh."

"Thanks man!" That day France realized Americans were stupider than he thought.

49. "Trench Warfare"

In a library. There are two overturned tables. Books flying everywhere. One side France. The other Germany. This. Is. Trench Warfare of WWI.

"I'm getting so tired. And Germany seems to be winning. I can't believe this, but I have to call for England's help." *Throws books at England's head*

"Ow. What the?! Who threw that?"

"England you have to help me!"

"What's going on? France? Germany? Why are you at the library throwing books at each other?"

"Shut up, England. This is the Great War and you are on the Western Front now."

"What? The Great War? You mean WWI? That already past what are you-"

"Shut up and help me!"

"Fine."

After England joined the "war" it reached a stalemate.

"This is tiring... Wait! France why aren't you helping me?!"

50. Find something is evil

Prussia got and awesome new video game, a video game not nearly, but pretty awesome like him. Super Smash Brothers Brawl. It was amazing! Except when he played the mini game, Subspace Emissary and got to one part... The part with the giant birds attacking you... And when you defeat them little yellow birds come out of the armor... They looked like Gilbirds...

"No! Gilbird! Why are you evil! You are no longer awesome! I'm sorry I said that! You are still awesome! This game makes you evil!" Prussia rants for like an half an hour saying how awesome Gilbird is. Then an hour contemplating/ arguing to himself about destroying the game.

Hope You like! 46 happened when watching fireworks and we told some exchange students that's what we do here, when we don't. 47 was derived from when we learned 1920 slang in class. Next chapter, or whenever I'll translate what America said. I lost the paper. America was saying hurtful and random things. 48 I did when I forgot who Charles Lindbergh was, well I remembered what he did, just not his name. Pathetic. 49 was something from a while ago. In class we had to make personifications of countries during WWI (Best class ever! My teacher didn't know what she was saying!) and I was with my Hetalian friend and our setting was a school and for the trenches that's what England, France, and Germany was supposed to do, but then not enough people came to class the next day (Some were sick the others were on vacation) and my teacher cancelled it! I just did a small rant there. Anyways I was playing S.S.B.B and I had a small freak out when I found out that Gilbirds were the ones attacking me. Hope you don't mind m rants and hope you enjoyed! YAY! Half way to 100!