Hi! So Hetalia season 5 came out a few! It was awesome! Sorry I couldn't update for the past few days, I've been super busy. Also I read your comment, so here it is! Happy Birthday Hetaliaforever123! Well, last Friday.

56. Now surround England

"Nobody surrounds England!"

"Ohonhonhon."

"Except you."

57. Italian jokes

The Italian brothers, right off the boat, was excited about being accepted at Harvard University. On their first day on campus, they were walking around looking for the library. They saw an upperclassman standing by a tree, walked up to him and Italy asked, "Hey piasano, coulda you tella me where isa da library at?"

The upperclassman said, "Here at Harvard we never end sentences with a preposition. Would you like to rephrase that question?"

"OK, fora you, no problem, Piasano," said Romano. "Tella me, do you know where isa da library at, youa bastard?"

58. Get Koreans and aliens mixed up

So what happened was that Sealand and America decided to draw pictures of the future. Then England came over to see what they were doing.

"You guys are drawing pictures of the future?"

"Yeah dude! See, I'll be on top of the world!"

"And in my future green aliens will take over and they'll make me a country!"

"See, Sealand... This shows how childish you are and... Wait?! Did you say Korea is green and will take over?!"

59. Realize things get a lot worst... for you

After reading about the new season England finds that Sealand will be in it more. And Wy. And Seborga. And most of the other created characters like New Zealand and Australia and Hong Kong. This was bad news for England... At least there was Romania...

60. Realize you were wrong when you said someone was mature

Remember 64? How England said Romania was in other words "mature." That was before... Later England decided to congratulate Romania on being in the new season. That was a mistake... England found Romania singing along to Numa Numa.

"What the- Romania?! What are you doing?!"

"Oh... Nothing..."

"Weren't you just singing to Numa Numa?"

"Yeah, what's wrong with that? It's from my country. Don't you do the same?"

~England Flashback~

"I'll tell you what I want what I really really want. So tell me what you want what you really really want. I wanna huh. I wanna huh. I wanna huh. I wanna huh" (A/N: If you don't get what I'm getting at it's the Spice girls... And England's singing along with it)

~End of Flashback~

"D-Don't be preposterous!"

Yeah... 56 was from a tv show and my brother gave me the idea. 57 was when my friend told me that joke and I thought of the Italy brothers and modified it to fit them. 58 was when we were drawing American Gothic pictures (Don't know what it is, look it up) of the past, present, and future. I was pressed for time and lazy so I made an alien for my future taking a woman. And when I presented somebody said "Why do people think that in the future when aliens take over, the aliens are green?" And my teacher misheard and said "Koreans are green and will take over?!" Ah~ Good time, good times. Anyways I meant for 59 to stink cause it lead up to 60, but I had thought of both on my own