Akatsuki Kittens
Chapter 2-Aww your so cute!
Sakura stumbled along the path, finally returning home after a long 3 day mission with no sleep; she sluggishly dragged her sore feet along the pavement, until she came along her apartment.
Sakura clumsily fumbled for her keys and entered through the cold wooden door, which she laid her face on in order too cool it off from the hot sun.
"I'm home" she cooed to no one, her empty house echoed the sound of her voice back to her and she smiled warmly; at least she thought it was empty.
Sakura made her way over to the sofa, kicked off her shoes, spread herself out on it and slowly let her eye lids fall.
"Mew!" a small sound shirked
Sakura's eyes immediately opened and darted round the room.
Seeing nothing of importance, she shrugged it off and told herself it must have came from outside, and let her eyelids fall once more.
"Mew!" there it was again, definitely not coming from outside.
Sakura got off the sofa and moved into the kitchen, which happened to be attached to her living room; she reached for the closest thing she could attack someone with, a frying pan!
Sakura stared at her brown, leather sofa, where the source of the noise came from.
"Mew!" and again, it came from behind the sofa that time.
She crept quietly toward the sofa, using her ninja skills to make sure her feet made no sound, tiptoeing she quickly made her way there.
"AHA!" she screamed raising her frying pan high, ready for the attack, when she saw 8 of the cutest kittens, staring up at her.
"Mew!" mewed one of them, licking its orange fur and happily purring
"Don't look at them Sakura, god knows where they have come from" she told herself, trying to resist picking one of them up and squeezing them to death.
All the kittens looked up at her in awe, with big round eyes, all purring in delight, except one, who just sat in the corner, moping, apparently, if cats do that...
"Don't look at me like that! I can't keep you! There are too many of you!" she insisted to them "Oh great now I sound stupid, talking to a bunch of kittens like they can understand me!" Sakura exclaimed scraping back her long, pink hair.
"Mew!" one of them exclaimed
"Don't do it, don't fall for it Sakura, your better than this, they're just kittens!" she told herself looking away and shielding her eyes; but then took a sneak peek behind one eye, too see them all playing together, so adorably.
"I can't do it your too cute!" she sighed, picking up and orange kitten, that had black spots, by the back of his neck, up to her face and it licked her nose gently.
"Aww, you're so cute, but I can't keep you here" she told the kitten, and she swore it looked almost, sad.
"I'll give you all a bath, and then its straight to the animal shelter, you hear me?" Sakura asked the kitten as if it could understand her, and it licked her nose again.
Sakura put the cute orange & black kitten back in the box, with all the other kittens and proceeded to the bathroom.
She ran the bath nice and hot, but not too hot otherwise the kittens would burn. One by one she put the kittens in the bath tub and they were all strange colours for kittens.
There was a dark blue kitten, with black beady eyes.
A white and green kitten with yellow eyes.
An Orange kitten with grey eyes.
An Orange and black spotted kitten with red eyes.
A Blonde kitten with blue eyes.
A silver kitten with brown eyes.
And red kitten with black eyes.
But the last kitten, would not let Sakura touch her, he was black with red eyes, all the other kittens waited patiently in the bath for her to fetch the last remaining kitten.
Sakura made her way over to the last kitten when she saw a note in the box; she picked up the old crinkled note and read it aloud:
"There your problem now, if they get out of hand, just splash them with water!"
"Strange..." she said out loud, but as she reached down to pick up the last kitten it hissed at her and scratched her thumb.
"Ow!" she exclaimed, putting the now bleeding thumb in her mouth "Bad Kitty!" she shouted at it and it tried to run away
"Wait kitty!" she exclaimed and tried to grab it, but ended up pulling its tail instead...
There was a 'poof' sound and a cloud of smoke appeared around the kitten.
Sakura blinked at the kitten that had just transformed into a naked man, in front of her, and right by her face... his manly area.
'Penis, in my face. When was there a penis in my house?' Sakura thought to herself, as right in her face waved a very large penis.
"Err, why might there be a penis in my face? And where is my kitten?" Sakura asked dumbfounded, as the penis that was currently waving in her face.
"Hn, right here" said a strange familiar voice; Sakura looked up to where the voice was coming from.
There stood a naked Uchiha Itachi, in all his glory, waving his penis in her face.
A/N: Okay I'm trying to make it funny, but I feel that the funny is just not coming out, comment and tell me whether you think it's funny? Or what I can do to improve it? Pleaseeee, Thanksss :)