Akatsuki Kittens

Chapter 3 – My kittens are murderers!

Sakura stood dumbfounded as her innocent mind tried to make sense of Uchiha Itachi's penis in her face, it didn't work, and all she could think of was too attack the s-class missing-nin in front of her.

The Uchiha smirked at her reaction to his member being in front of her face, he had not been released from his kitten form, in 2 months, that does things to a guy.

Sakura jumped away from the dangerously close man and managed to reach some spare silver kunai, which she kept in her coat.

"Don't come any closer!" she warned him pointing the silver object in his direction

"Hn, I'm not going to hurt you, not that you could stand a chance anyway" gloated the Uchiha arrogantly, this made Sakura's blood boil, and not even Sasuke was that rude to her.

Sakura smirked at the tall, handsome, naked Uchiha, as a plan conjured up inside her head.

"And what makes you think that I couldn't?" Sakura asked calmly, doing some hand seals behind her back.

"Because you are weak, just like my brother, you share too many bonds and-" Itachi got to say no more as one of Sakura's clones that she had just summoned, injected him aesthetic, making him fall asleep instantly.

Sakura tied up the naked man to the chair with Chakra bonds, so that he couldn't escape, she then gave some anaesthetic to the other kittens and Chakra bonded them to the chairs as well, realising that it is highly unlikely that just one of the kittens is an Akatsuki member, also seeing as they are such odd colours for kittens.

Sakura individually one by one pulled each of the cat's tails, and as she expected they all transformed into incredibly sexy young men; she blushed as she realised that she had 8 sexy, naked, grown men, sitting in individual chairs, in front of her.

She realised it would probably be an idea to cover their... manly area, so she grabbed 8 towels/sheets and put it over their private parts.

"What am I going to do?" she sighed, burring her face in her hands, in an attempt to escape the situation.

'You have 8 incredibly hot men, sitting in front of you with their junk out, why not has some fun?' Inner Sakura tormented her

'They are murderers! My kittens are murderers, those cute little bundles of fur have murdered people and one of them killed the person I loves family!' Sakura protested to herself

'Hot murderers...' Inner Sakura insisted

"Ugh..." Groaned a voice from one of the chairs

'They must be coming to now, doesn't take long for anaesthetic to wear off on them' she thought to herself and made a mental note to grab some more from the hospital, as she would probably need some more.

"Where am I, un?" asked Deidara, whose blonde hair currently covered his face blocking the view of his surroundings.

"I'm human again, un!" he exclaimed happily as he flicked his hair out of his eyes and looked at his hands in surprise.

"Deidara of Akatsuki..." Sakura began "Well, well, well, I would have a heavy reward for handing you and your little friends over to the hokage" she laughed and watched him struggle with the Chakra bonds in his chair

"Please Sakura, you must understand, we are already being punished for our sins" replied Zetsu in the corner.

"And what do you expect me to do? Keep you?" asked Sakura waving her hands up in the air

"Not keep us, merely put us up for a couple of weeks, until we find the means to break this curse" suggested Sasori

'Apparently they're all waking up now...' she thought to herself as she saw all of their eyes opened and moving about on the chair.

"Why am I fucking attached to this chair, and with a towel over my junk?" Hidan cursed loudly, rocking about in his chair

"I have Chakra bonded you all to chairs, so that you can explain to me what's going on" she explained to them

"I can explain" the leader, Pein, suggested, "I was trying to bring back my beloved, Konan, from the dead, by summoning evil spirits, by using the blood of the 8 of us and the flesh of our enemy, Orochimaru, but the summoning went wrong and the spirits were angry at us for trying to wake the dead, so they cursed us as kittens; Orochimaru then sent us into slavery, where we worked like dogs and were treated like rats; when the slavery was broken into by Leaf ninja, we were brought to an old man who looked after us for some time and knew about our human forms, until we became too much for him, so he dumped us and the nearest house to him, yours" Pein explained to her, and watched as her facial features changed from that of anger to that of sadness.

"You poor things" she sighed scraping back her long pink hair with her hand in thought "But this doesn't make me like you or make me think that all your past is forgotten, I will allow you to stay until you find the cure, but no more than 2 months!" She shouted and grabbed her purse, phone, keys and proceeded to make her way to the door.

"Where are you going?" asked Kisame, struggling in his chakra bonds that seemed to be getting tighter.

"You lot have no clothes, I can't have naked men strolling about in my house can I?" she asked and slammed the door on them

"And you're just going to leave us tied up, un?" she asked Deidara shout through the door, she knew it was him from the grunt he puts at the end of every sentence.

"Yeah!" She replied happily and skipped along the street, toward the market to buy some men's clothes.

"Damn men, making me spend my money on them, making me feel bad so I let them stay in my house... I have murder's living in my house for god sakes" she mumbled to herself under her breath as she walked back from the market with bags of clothes, food bowls and kitten food.

Sakura dropped her bags and fumbled her keys into the door, it was strangely quiet.

"Fucking hell, would these even pass off as knickers?" she heard a voice exclaimed, sounded like it was coming from her bedroom.

She came in quietly and all the chairs were empty, as she expected of Akatsuki, she would be surprised if she came in and they were still in the chairs.

"Tobi, get those Knickers off your head, un!" she heard Deidara yell at Tobi.

Sakura sneaked over to her bedroom, quiet as a mouse, so they wouldn't notice her presence, she then grabbed the door handle and burst into the room.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" she screamed at them as it looked as if the 8 men had covered her room in her knickers and bra's.

Kisame had one of Sakura's bra's on, Tobi had knickers on his head, Zetsu looked like he was buried in a pile of her underwear, with only his fly trap plant showing through, and Hidan and Deidara were the ones throwing her underwear about and holding up her thongs to show the other men.

"We, err, didn't hear you come in Sakura-chan!" Kisame insisted waving his hand in front of his face, whilst trying to take off the bra.

Sakura was about to blow when she remembered something. So she walked out the room.

"Well, that went better than I thought it would" Zetsu mumbled from beneath the pile of clothes

Sakura came back in holding a spray bottle of water she used to water her plants.

"Oh shit" Hidan cursed looking at the bottle

Sakura smiled evilly and laughed as she squirted the men in the faces and watched as they all turned back into kittens.

"Serves you right, for coming in my room and throwing my underwear about!" she exclaimed to the kittens as she gathered them all up one by one in the box, but when she counted she only had 6.

Where was Itachi and Pein?

A/N: What did you think of this chapter? Funnier? Have any idea's where Itachi and Pein could be? Leave a comment and suggest!