Akatsuki kittens
A/N: I know I made an error in my last chapter I forgot about Sasori :S I'll enter him in... somehow, lol :) Thank you for pointing this error out to me xx
Chapter 4 – The Date
"Serves you right, for coming in my room and throwing my underwear about!" she exclaimed to the kittens as she gathered them all up one by one in the box, but when she counted she only had 5.
Where were Itachi, Sasori and Pein?
Quick A/N: as you can see I made some corrections! ;)
"Itachi, Sasori, Pein?" She echoed through the house, her shout was replied with a silence and the sound of her air dryer busy drying things.
"That's funny, I swear I didn't leave my air dryer on this morning" she mumbled aloud, and walked toward the direction of her air dryer.
She could hear the machine had something inside of it, as she approached she could hear sad meowing coming from the bottom. Carefully she lifted the lid off of the air dryer and pulled out a very sad looking ball of red fluff.
It was Sasori, he had fallen in the air dryer and now looked like someone had back combed his fur to the point of covering up his face.
"Mew" he meowed sadly looking up at sakura behind the fuzz infront of his eyes.
"Oh my god, you're so cute!" she squealed in happiness, picking up the akatsuki kitten and smothering him in-between her breasts.
She then realised that this kitten was really a man, and thought to herself he would most likely be getting pretty exciting being smothered in-between a woman's boobs.
She uneasily cleared her throat "Erm, let's go clean you up Sasori" she smiled embarrassedly at him and she could of sworn he was smirking at her.
Just at that moment Pein, well as a kitten, walked in through the front door, carrying something proudly between his teeth.
"Pein, what have you got?" she asked as he look extremely proud of what he had in his mouth.
Pein walked right up to sakura and placed by her feet a small, dead mouse, then looked with proud, adorable kitten eyes up at sakura, as if he had just brought her a very expensive present.
"AHHHHH!" she screamed as she realised there was a dead mouse by her feet
"GET IT OUT!" She screamed at Pein, jumping high onto a chair away from the small, dead mouse.
Pein looked a little taken a back, but he obliged what she said and took the mouse back outside.
Sakura followed Pein just to make she he had taken the mouse away, when she spotted Itachi (Kitten) sitting in the middle of the garden, staring at something, his back tail flicking madly.
Itachi was watching a small butterfly, his kitten instincts telling him to attack the fast moving, flying animal, but his pride told him no.
Suddenly the butterfly swooped low toward his, and without a second thought Itachi leaped into the air and tried to attack the small butterfly; as Itachi reached the ground, he looked angry at himself, for letting his kitten instincts take over him, and started flicking his tail angrily, like he was rejecting what his body had just done.
Sakura couldn't hold it in, and she burst out in a fit of giggles; Itachi looked over at Sakura and saw her in a fit of giggles and flicked his tail even more angrily.
Sakura picked up the two kittens, still trying to contain her laughter, and put them in with the other kittens and the fluff ball.
"Okay guys" she started, with a awkward facial expression, this was obviously going to be an awkward conversation.
"I'm going on a date tonight, with Sai, so I'm going to need you t be good little kittens while I'm gone, okay?" She asked sweetly and hoping that they wouldn't care much.
The kittens began yowling.
"Okay, okay, I'll turn you all human, but you can't leave this house!" she insisted and pulled the kittens tails individually.
And once again, 8 sexy, hot, amazing, gorgeous, handsome men stood infront of her, completely naked. And Angry.
"What do you mean you're going on a date, un?" Deidara exclaimed, throwing his hands in the air in disapproval.
"Just what I said Deidara, a date is when two people who like each other-" Sakura started but got interrupted by Kisame
"Wait, wait, you actually like this guy?" Kisame exclaimed, raising one eyebrow
"Yes is that a problem Kisame?" She asked getting a little annoyed.
"Well, I just thought It may have been a pity date, not like you actually like the guy!" he exclaimed
"We need you here, not out on some stupid date" Itachi informed her, unamusment in his eyes and annoyance planted on his facial features.
"Well excuse me, this is my house and I can go on dates whenever I like, god it like having 8 of my dad in my house!" she exclaimed, stormed into her bedroom and slammed the door.
"You could have told her a bit more nicely Itachi!" Zetsu scolded him
"Yeah! Fucking hell Itachi, you made the bitch angry!" Hidan cursed
"Could of, would of, but didn't" he replied looking bored and staring out of the window
"Your such a emotionless bastard Itachi" Pein sighed looking in the direction on Sakura's room
"Itachi was a bad boy, he should be squirted!" Tobi exclaimed holding a spray bottle of water.
"Tobi. Put. That. Down" Itachi threatened him, his mangekyou sharingan blazing and swirling.
"Do it, Do it, Do it!" Kisame and Deidara chanted and pumped their hands at Tobi.
'Squirt'
'Poof!'
Itachi turned back into a small, black, angry kitten.
Itachi hissed at Tobi.
"Guys...?" Tobi asked worriedly as a very angry Itachi kitten approached him.
"He's just a kitten Tobi, don't be such a baby, he can't do anything!" Sasori exclaimed to Tobi
Suddenly Itachi leapt in the air and attached his claws into Tobi's head and began to scratch.
"Ahhhhhh!" he screamed and began to run around the room, flapping his arms about and screaming.
God help sakura.
A/N: What did you think of this chapter? It feels less than all my other chapters, but its not :S Its longer than chapter 2. I think it's just because I wrote it fast. Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter, please leave me a review to tell me what you thought! :) xx