Akatsuki Kittens
Chapter 5 – The date part 2
"What are we going to do? Sakura's going on her date in 10 minutes!" exclaimed Kisame shaking his head frantically.
"What can we do, un? We can't stop her from going on her date, un!" exclaimed Deidara hopelessly hanging his head
"Why do you even care?" asked Itachi emotionlessly, staring out the window from a chair.
Itachi had to stay on the 'naughty chair', as Tobi calls it, otherwise Tobi will spray him with water again.
"Don't act like you don't care Itachi" said the white side of Zetsu "We know you find her hot" said the dark side of Zetsu, or his gay side as everyone else says.
"That was very inappropriate" Zetsu scolded his darker, gayer side; waving his finger in disappointment.
"If I were straight I would" His darker side commented.
"YOU ARE STRAIGHT!" he shouted at himself
"No, you are straight, I I'm afraid swing for the same team, I like penis" his darker side admitted sighing dreamily, obviously about penis's.
"I cannot be dealing with you right now!" Zetsu shouted at himself standing up "Come here!" Zetsu exclaimed dragging his darker self outside by his ear.
"I knew it!" Sasori exclaimed pointing his finger, finally taking in what had just happened.
"Yes, yes we all knew Zetsu was gay, un, the main point is-" Deidara started but was interrupted by Zetsu
"I AM NOT GAY!"
"YES I AM!" his darker side shouted back
"Right that's it!" he exclaimed and threw some water over his face
'poof!'
Zetsu turned himself into a kitten again.
"Anyway... as I was saying, the main point is that Sakura is going on a date in 10 min- 5 minutes, un!" Deidara corrected himself looking at his watch.
"Why not just stalk her?" Itachi suggested nonchalantly, still sulking in the 'naughty chair'.
"What?" Kisame asked surprised
"Stalk her" he replied again
"That is... brilliant!" exclaimed Sasori, standing up from his chair
"What's going on in there?" Sakura shouted from her bedroom
"Nothing Sakura!" Sasori shouted back
"Why was you shouting?" she replied
"I was... just... beating up Itachi!" he shouted managing to come up with a stupid excuse for shouting.
"Oh, carry on then!" she happily replied back
Itachi scowled at her unpleasant reply towards him being beaten up.
"Anyway, but what if she notices us?" asked Kisame returning to the current conversation
"Or the villagers, they could notice us, un!" Deidara put in
"Go as kittens then" Itachi commented again, sighing that he had to be the brains of this bunch.
"Itachi you are on fire today!" Sasori exclaimed at him, grinning in delight at his plan.
"No talking to Itachi-chan, he is on the naughty chair!" Tobi exclaimed walking in the room from helping Sakura do some washing.
"He's helping us devise a plan to stop Sakura from going on this stupid date!" Kisame exclaimed, informing Tobi of Sakura's "stupid date".
"No need, Tobi has already come up with a plan!" Tobi exclaimed excitedly clapping his hands and laughing evilly at his plan.
"Okay Tobi what's your plan, un?" asked Deidara nonchalantly, twiddling his golden locks between his fingers
"Tobi must chop up Sakura's clothes and steal Sakura's keys!" he exclaimed laughing evilly to the sky
"Tobi! You pervert, why would you want to chop up Sakura-chan's clothes?" asked Sasori worriedly at him, Tobi had never expressed any interest in women before.
"Tobi didn't mean it like that, Tobi meant so that Miss Sakura had no clothes to wear for the date!" Tobi exclaimed waving his hands in front of his face against Sasori's assumption.
"That is... brilliant un!" Deidara said leaping from his chair, suddenly looking not so nonchalant.
"It is?" asked Kisame, scratching his head in confusion.
"Think about it, if we destroy Sakura's clothes, she won't go out at all, and we won't have to stalk or chase her, Tobi you're a genius!" Deidara praised him, If you could see behind Tobi's mask, his face would have been lit bright red.
"Tobi's a... genius?" he asked amazedly, his eye glowing in adoration for his sempai.
"Only this one time, un" Deidara reminded him, but Tobi didn't care, his sempai had just called him a genius.
"Tobi still a genius, sempai said so himself!" he squeaked in delight, tapping his finger repeatedly against the bottom of his mask, where his chin should be.
"Tobi I think you should lie down" suggested pein, taking Tobi over to the sofa.
"Sempai said Tobi was a genius!" Tobi reminded Pein as they walked away to the sofa
"I know, I know"
"Anyway... Kisame you go start tearing up Sakura's clothes, Sasori you distract Sakura so Kisame can rip up her clothes, Zetsu you eat her keys, Hidan you make sure Zetsu doesn't choke on the keys like he did with that ball of yarn the other day, un" Deidara commanded the 4 men, then looked over to the, dizzy with happiness, Tobi.
"I'm gonna check if Tobi's okay, and Itachi... stay on the chair, un"
Itachi scowled that he had no part in the jobs; he still thought his idea was better that Tobi's.
Sasori made his way to Sakura's room with Kisame waiting behind the corner for him; he got to her door and burst in.
"Sakura, Kisame's stuck in the tree again!" he moaned and motion for her to follow him
"Not again, I'm seriously going to chop his claws off if he keeps climbing up that blood tree!" she exclaimed and ran out the room after him.
Kisame saw Sasori and Sakura run past, and sneakily made his way to Sakura's room.
"Well, well, we meet again Sakura's underwear, only this time it's not just you I'm after" he grinned at the sight of her underwear draw, and grab a recently sharpened kunai out from his pocket.
Kisame began slicing up all her knickers and all her bra's and, smiling with a slickly grin on his face, made his way over to her wardrobe; he cut up all her clothes and, again, sneakily made his way out sniggering to himself.
"Mission complete" he boasted to all the other men.
"I don't know what to tell you Sakura, I thought he was up there!" Sasori tried to protect himself from her insults about him having shit eyesight and stupid hair.
"And I don't see what you have against my hair!"
"I just don't like it!" she replied walking into the house.
'Ding Dong'
"We'll that'll be Sai!" Sakura grinned wildly "See ya boys!" she waved and walked back out of the house.
"Kisame...un"
"Yeah?"
"You sliced up all her other clothes didn't you, un?
"Yeah..."
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
A/N: The next one will finally be Sakura's date, I planned to just have her date as one chapter but for some reason it had stretched to 3 :S, let me know what you thought of this chapter, thank you for reading!