Akatsuki Kittens
A/N: Sorry for the long update, I have just finished my GCSE's and is now out of school, so there will be a lot more regular updates :D 3 Enjoy!
Chapter 6 – The date part 3
"Okay... I think were gonna have to go with plan B, Itachi's idea, un" Deidara sighed as Itachi smirked that Tobi's plan failed and now they had to use his plan.
"Someone will have to stay here though, just encase" Kisame suggested, walking over to the tap and filling up the spray bottle with water.
"I'll stay here" Zetsu offered
"Right it's settled, Zetsu will stay here and the rest of us will stop Sakura's date" Kisame decided, handing Zetsu the spray bottle of water.
"What am I supposed to do with this?" Zetsu asked examining the bottle with confusion
"Like I said, she might notice us" he smirked as Zetsu knew what to do with the bottle full of water.
One by one Zetsu sprayed the 7 men with water and they each turned into a small kitten.
"Meow!" Tobi kitten purred up at him, rubbing his black and orange fur against Zetsu.
Itachi hissed at him as if telling him to stop, then ran out the door followed by the other kittens.
"Mew" Tobi kitten purred up at him again with his big, round, red eyes.
"Oh no, you're not staying here!" Zetsu exclaimed to him, trying to shake him off.
"Mew!" he meowed sadly up at him widening his eyes.
"Don't you do that, it doesn't work on me!" Zetsu scolded him and pointed toward the door.
Tobi looked toward the door then back up at him with even larger, cuter eyes; Zetsu sighed loudly and picked up the orange and black kitten, and he started purring loudly and wildly.
"I said-" Zetsu held Tobi outside the door "GET OUT!" he exclaimed and kicked Tobi out the door and loud yowl was heard throughout the darkness.
"Where are we going?" Sasori sighed looking around "Do you even know where we're going?"
"Of course I do!" Itachi exclaimed harshly, he was an Uchiha and Uchiha's always know where they are going, even if they don't actually know where they are.
"I know where we are, the place is just down this ally, un" Deidara informed the rest of the group pointing his paw down the dark ally.
"...That doesn't look friendly" Tobi whispered, now caught up with the group.
"We've been to worse places Tobi, un" Deidara told Tobi and made his way to the ally
"As people sempai, but not as kitties!" Tobi exclaimed, a scared tone in his voice.
"Tobi is right, for once, we don't know our strengths in these bodies" Kisame agreed looking over his blue furred, tiny body.
"Let's just fucking get on with it already!" Hidan exclaimed
"Hidan's right we'll just have to chance it" Itachi insisted and ran into the darkness of the ally.
The other's sighed and hesitantly ran into the darkness after him.
"It's so dark... I can't see a thing" Sasori commented
"Oh my god what was that?" exclaimed Tobi "Oh wait that's just me"
"Tobi stop being stupid and-" Itachi started but was cut off when he sensed another presence infront of him
"Who's there?" he called out into the darkness, a rumble of laughter echoed throughout the dark ally.
"Well, well, well what do we have here?" an angry voice taunted them, it was very hard to make out but it was another cat, several other cats and Itachi sensed this.
"Some house cats have dared stepped onto my turf" he smirked into the night
"We don't want any trouble" Kisame told the stray cats
"Oh, but you just walked yourself into all kinds of trouble..." The stray cat grinned; they could finally make out what each other looked like, as the street light down the alley had just turned on.
The stray was grey and pale orange; he also had patches of fur missing off his body and half his ear torn off.
"Are we gonna fight or are you house pets just going to sit there?" the stray smirked at the kittens confidently.
"You have no idea who you're dealing with" Itachi hissed at the stray, his black fur standing on end and red eyes blazing.
"No my house pet friend, it is you who doesn't know whom they are dealing with" The stray grinned manically and leapt forward in attack, teeth bared and claws out.
Itachi also leaped forward in attack and knocked the stray to the ground.
"Looks like we still have our strength after all" Itachi smirked, as did all the other kittens at the same moment, apart from Tobi who was just attacking a passing butterfly.
"Impossible..." The stray cursed "ATTACK!" he roared to the other stray cats and about 20 other cats leapt toward them.
The ninja cats moved so fast out of the way it seemed almost as if they disappeared; but suddenly the reappeared behind the strays and took them down one by one, blood dripping from each of their mouths as they ripped holes in their attackers.
"Now if you'll excuse us, we have date to stop" Itachi informed the leader stray, smirking at him and then running off.
"How?" the stray mumbled looking at all his wounded gang members.
"Sorry Mr. Stray but we're actually people, maybe that why you lost" Tobi shrugged and ran off after the rest of the akatsuki.
"People?" the stray questioned cocking his head to his side
"There they are, un!" Deidara exclaimed seeing Sakura and Sai, it was impossible to miss Sakura because of her bright pink hair.
"Look at him, looking at her... HOW DARE HE LOOK AT HER!" Kisame yowled
"Calm down Kisame, we'll make sure he never looks at her again, soon enough, un" Deidara smirked thinking of the ways he could rip apart Sai, who was now holding sakura's hand that she had placed on the table.
"What are we going to do? We can't let her know we're here!" Sasori exclaimed
"I say we go over there an gauge his fucking eyes out for touching her!" Hidan shouted, his sliver fur standing on end in anger.
"No, unfortunately we can't do that, but I have a plan... un" Deidara grinned at the other kittens and proceeded in telling them his plan.
The kittens, apart from Deidara, headed over to where they was sitting and hid underneath the white table cloth of the table which they were sitting at.
"Remember the plan?" Itachi asked the others, itching to start scratching up the leg of the man.
"Wait for sempai's signal then scratch like crazy" Tobi reminded Itachi grinning happily that he remembered the plan.
"I'll look for the fucking signal, shall i?" Hidan offered sarcastically and stuck his head out of the white cloth in the direction of where Deidara was sitting.
Deidara stared intently at the couple watching for any sudden moves the enemy could make.
Suddenly he saw his hand move toward her face, Deidara scratched the air in the direction of Hidan and the others.
"That's the signal!" He hissed to the others and they all gathered round Sai's leg and scratched it until blood seeped its way out of the fresh wound.
"What the fuck?" Sai exclaimed suddenly feeling the pain of the scratch and looked underneath the table at his wound. Nothing.
"What is it?" Sakura asked worriedly and put her hand over his.
Deidara scratched the air.
"Signal!" Hidan shouted to the kittens and they leaped down from the roof of the table, on which they were hanging onto by their claws, and scratched his leg again.
"Ahh!" he cried out again, shot his hand away from hers and looked under the table, where the kittens were once again hiding on the bottom roof of the table.
"Something keeps scratching my leg!" Sai exclaimed to her
"Oh I'm sorry" she said and kissed his cheek gently
Deidara bit and scratched the air this time.
"Double fucking signal, bite and scratch!" Hidan exclaimed to the kittens, who once again leaped down and tore up the poor man's leg.
"AHH!" he yelled "That's it I'm out of here!"
"What why?" she exclaimed sadly holding his hand
"Because every time you touch me, something hurts me, and I can't be putting up with getting hurt just to get you into bed!" he said tossing her hand away and walking off
Sakura started sobbing into her arms, but then felt something fluffy nuzzle her leg.
"What the?" she wondered and looked underneath the table cloth
"You did this?" she asked picking up Tobi kitten, who was purring and licking her nose.
"No, not just you" She exclaimed, banged the table with her inhuman strength and 5 kittens fell out of the white cloth that covered the table.
"I knew it..." she sighed and looked the 5 kittens that were apologetically meowing at her, and a sixth that came plodding over.
"I suppose you lot just saved me from getting played and used, so I guess I should be thanking you... but don't ever do it again!" She yelled, suddenly realising she was in a restaurant and how crazy she must look for shouting at a bunch of cats.
"Erm, I think we should go..." Sakura sarcastically laughed and ran off followed by the kittens.
"Mummy, why was that lady talking to those kitties?" a boy asked his mother innocently.
His mother sighed "There's always one crazy cat lady that lives in the village..."
A/N: What did you think? I know, long chapter... But hopefully it worked? I'm not so good with fight scenes so that's why that cat fight ended so quickly. But comment and let me know what you thought! :)