Akatsuki Kittens

Chapter 8 – Bonding

"Finally, a day off work!" Sakura sighed aloud, as she hopped out of her bed after having a lay in.

'scratch, scratch' something clawed at the door

"I wonder what that could be..." she asked herself sarcastically

Sakura wondered over toward the door and forcefully swung it open.

"Mew" Tobi kitten meowed innocently, staring up at her with his big, round, red eyes.

She couldn't help but awe at the small orange and black kitten; she swiftly picked him up and carried him over to her bed.

Tobi kitten purred in delight as Sakura began to scratch behind his ears and gently stroke his back.

Meanwhile, Deidara smelt something in the air.

'Sniff, sniff'

"Do you smell that, un?" Deidara asked, turning to Kisame

"What is it now Deidara?" Kisame sighed, lying on his back whilst cocking his head a little to look at him.

"I smell..." he started

"What?"

"Someone getting more attention than me... un"

"Oh for god's sake..."

Meanwhile with Sakura, she was happily stroking the orange bundle of fur that was loudly purring like a wild cat.

"Mew!" she heard from below, and swiftly yellow and blue bundles of fur made their way on to the bed.

"Jealous much?" she laughed at them, as they began rubbing themselves against her arm, trying to get her attention to stroke them instead.

Sakura sighed and began to stroke all three of the jealous male cat's fluffy, baby fur.

"Okay boy's I have to get up now, I smell like the rear end of a horse, I need a shower" she told them and scooted them off her.

The 3 cats began to yowl at her in disapproval of her leaving.

"Okay..." she sighed and pulled their tails

One by one the small kittens became full grown, nude men.

"There you go, now I'm off to shower!" she grinned at them and skipped off to the bathroom.

"Damn, how can scratching feel so good when you're a cat?" asked Kisame sighing dreamily.

"Feels almost as good as a blowjob, un" Deidara agreed.

"I wouldn't go as far to say that" Kisame disagreed, pulling a look of disapproval.

"Haha, I was just joking obviously, un!" He lied, rubbing his neck sheepishly.

"Obviously, come on, we better go turn the others too" Kisame informed him, worrying about him slightly.

Deidara and Kisame made their way round the other kittens and pulled on each of their tails; soon there was a room full of hot, naked men again.

"Oh my god the amount of fucking hair I have in my mouth, seriously I don't think licking my own fucking balls is really worth this!" Hidan cursed trying to scratch all the hair out of his mouth.

"Hidan, how many times do I have to tell you? Just because you can lick your own ball's, doesn't mean you have to!" Pein shouted at him.

"Pein, how many times I have prayed to Jashin-sama that I could fellate* myself, and now I have the chance to, one does not decide that he will not lick his own balls after all" He informed them, in a posh tone.

(**Fellate means to suck self off or lick ones genitals**)

"I think that must have been the cleanest sentence you have ever said" Kisame pointed out to him.

"Fuck, your right, I wonder why that was?" He pondered to himself, tapping his chin.

"Maybe you're getting bored of saying fuck all the time?" Sasori suggested trying to cover up his manly area from Zetsu's "other half", who was currently staring at him rather inappropriately.

"I love saying fuck, that can't be fucking it, shit" Hidan cursed, still wondering why, for the first time in his life he did not swear in one of his sentences. He always swore, I mean ALWAYS, his first word was fuck; even as a baby it was "Get me some fucking milk mamma, please".

"Okay boys, I know this is kind of your house to now, but please put some clothes on!" Sakura exclaimed to the boys, as she walked in the room and got an eye full of cock.

All the boys suddenly grabbed the nearest thing to them and covered their dicks with it; unfortunately for Kisame the nearest thing to Zetsu's "Gay side" was his head...

"Kisame! I never knew you batted for the same team" she smirked and winked at him.

"I'm not gay! It's him!" He insisted a massive blush forming on his face.

"Okay, whatever you say Kisame" she giggled and walked out the room again.

"Oh and put some clothes on!" She called to them.

"See what you done Zetsu?!" He shouted at him "You made Sakura think I'm gay!"

"It wasn't me Kisame, it was him!" Zetsu argued pointing to his other half.

"That's who I meant, we have got to get another name for him" Kisame sighed.

"Kisame darling, you can call me anything you want!" Zetsu's other half cooed to him.

"Kisame's right, he does need a name, un" Deidara agreed, tapping his thumb on his chin.

"How about Queersu?" Sasori snickered.

"Fuck no, how about Homosu?" Hidan suggested.

"Homosu? Yeah that's good, from now on Zetsu's gay side will be called Homosu!" Kisame exclaimed.

"I don't like Homosu" Homosu complained "It makes me sound gay"

"You are gay" Itachi sighed nonchalantly to him.

"Liking cock doesn't make you gay!" Homosu exclaimed "God Itachi, you should stop discriminating people!"

"Yes, yes it does" Pein sighed.

"Oh, well in that case, I'm the gayest man alive!" he sung in a high tone.

"We already knew that, un" mumbled Deidara "I'm off to do some art, un"

Deidara slipped down the hall away from all the arguing and in to their room; he slumped into a cold wooden chair, which sat infront of a desk with a large mountain of white clay.

"Art always calms me down after a long day, un" he said cheerily to himself.

Deidara began moulding the clay with his bare hands, stroking, pushing and pulling at it to get it to the right shape.

"What you doing Dei?" Sakura asked walking into the room.

"Sculpting, un" he replied not taking his eyes off his art.

"Wow, its beautiful" she admired, looking at the sculpture he had done of a Sakura tree.

"I wish I could do that" she admitted still in awe at the sculpture.

"I could teach you, un" he told her, getting up out of his chair.

"Really? That would be amazing!" she exclaimed at him.

"Sit here, un" he told her, pointing to the chair he had just got up from.

Sakura sat down at the chair and watched Deidara as he brought over a new mould of clay.

"So teacher, what do I do?" she asked happily.

"First put both hand's either side of the mould, un" he told her, she complied.

Deidara then leaned over her and put his larger hands over her small petit ones.

Sakura felt a small blush creep over her face at this.

"Dei-"

"Shh, we're making art, un" He told her in a deep, husky voice, that made Sakura blush all the more.

Sakura looked up at the handsome man, who was currently holding her hands against a mould of clay, and she noticed that he had the most beautiful blue eyes she had ever seen.

Deidara continued to rub Sakura's hands against the mould of clay, concentrating so much on creating the art he hadn't notice Sakura stare at him. Sakura soon looked away, but the sudden movement of her head made Deidara glance at her.

"Beautiful, un" he said in a low hushed voice.

"What was that?" She asked him, looking up into his eyes.

"I said you are beautiful, un" He told her, looking back at her with a sexy and almost smouldering look.

"Dei, I-"

"Ohhhh my love, my darling, I hunger for your touch!" Kisame, Sasori and Hidan began singing the song from ghost, as from their point of view Deidara and Sakura looked like they were acting out a scene from ghost.

"I'll see you later Dei" Sakura told him and rushed out of the room.

"What did you go and do that for, un?!" he exclaimed at them.

"You know you can't have her Deidara" Kisame told him, suddenly with a more serious look on his face.

"And why not?" He snarled back at him.

"Because, fuck face, she's not yours to have" Hidan growled at him.

"Yeah? We'll see about that" He told them darkly and pushed past them.