CHapter 5 of Hetalia from my computer DX
DA: haha! You probably hate me right now for taking so long..My microsoft word is being a brat and wants to rebel so im on wordpad which doesnt fix my idiotic mistakes.
Sammie:DA! krystine! be sexy with me!
DA: *shrugs and turns on Sexy And I KNow It and they dance*
Krystine: *Facepalm* As you can see, DA and Sammie are busy..so i will do the honors.
DISCLAIMER: DERANGED DOES NOT OWN THE HETALIA AXIS POWERS CHARACTERS NOR THE MANUAL ORGINIAL IDEA. IF YOU WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE SHE DID, YOU. NEED. HELP.
DA:Krystine! apologizE!
Krystine:*sighs* I'm sorry you are an idiot for thinking DA could created such...*thinking of Russia* amazing...hot...*Smiles eyes glazing off*
Sammie: *blink* krysie...In love? :3...
DA: TO THE STORY!
"Sammie please stop..", my mother groaned as i screamed random songs on the top of my lungs at the movers.
The movers just sighed, obviously annoyed that a nineteen year old was immature enough to scream katy perry at them.
After they finished, they left, and Sammie hugged her mom,"I'm gonna miss you, you crazy woman who's vagina pushed me out of a warm place.." (A/N: I died of laughter here...I'm going to say this to my mom when i move out...XD)
her mom sighed and awkwardly patted her back,"And I will miss you...even if you embarrassed me since you asked if we could kill the president for fun."
Sammie grinned,"You know you love me~"
Her mother smiled sadly and kissed her forehead,"That i do. That i do."
~with Krystine
"Go away you frikken vodka lover!",She screamed, waving a bazooka around in Russia'ss face,"I JUST want to take a damn shower! I'm not frikken running away! Jeez!"
Russia just laughed creepily,"Why don't i wash your hair~..."
Krystine glared and knocked out the tall Russian with the bazooka butt, then locked the door as she undressed. She turned on the water as she dropped her last peice of clothing. She pulled her red hair from her hair tie she had wore the day before.
She turned the water faucet to the shower head and climbed into the warm shower. She smiled, feeling at peace. Russia was just stressing her out to no end.
As soon as she was towelled off and dressed she walked out only to be pinned to the wall.
Russia had a deathly aura around him and she shivered.
"You hit me I hit you~...", He giggled in his strange way that was only him.
Krystine looked at him fearfully, and Russia kolkolkol-ed.
SHe screamed and ran towards the front door.
WHat happened next is still uncertain, but it is believed that Sammie opened the door and Krystine fell into her arms while Russia was kicked in the face by Sammie, sending him to vodka world if you catch my drift.
Sammie's hold tightened around her younger cousin,"I love you mly sexy vampire lesbain lover~"
Krystine sqruimed,"Damnit.."
Sammie giggled,"Lover!"
Then the doorbell rang.
Krystine pushed Sammie off of her, and ran to the door,"yes?"
"Delivery for Krystine Williams?",
"...shit!"
ehh..so lazy..
Im sorry guys. Please dont kill me with a chainsaw. D: (not that you care right? XD)
anyway. review if you want to. I'm not gonna expect you to, since i've been a shitty updater.^_^"
~DA24