DA:Sorry for the really short chapter, I meant for it to be longer but..

THERE WAS CANDY! D:

Krystine: *sweatdrop*

Russia: kolkolkol~ Krystine become one with me...

Krystine: *squeaks and hides behind DA* N-no!

DA: hehe. I don't own Russia. pfft...thats funny to say...XD I DONT OWN RUSSSSSSIIIA!

(DISCLAMIER: DA DOES NOT OWN HETALIA CHARACTERS OR TEH MANUALS~ NOW GO READ THE STORY!)

Krystine's eyes widened, and then she glared at the delivery guy who gave her a "wtf" look.

Sammie ran up to the guy and smiled flirtiously,"Hey there~..."

The guy, probably in his 20s, smiled back,"Hello. What is your name?"

"Its-"

"Samantha! stop flirting!", Krystine glared back.

Sammie shrieked and said in a way that reminded Krystine of a mixture of Tamaki from OHSHC and France,"Oh~ Krystine finally admits her true feelings for me! ah~"

Krystine facepalmed, then said to the delievery guy,"Just bring the damn thing in."

"Such language~...oh!~"

"sammie?"

"Yes sexy one?"

"shut up."

Sammie sulked in the corner.

The guy sweatdropped,"Actually theres two..

"..."

"..."

"...EH?"

"Well one order was rushed, and the other on time...and...I'm not keeping it another day.", He looked fearfully at Russia who was staring at Sammie with a dark look.

Cue sweatdrop.

He rolled in both boxes then handed her two manuals. She opened the first one and read out loud,"ALFRED F. JONES: User Guide and Manual."

she read on silently.

"CONGRATULATIONS!

Technical Specifications:

Name: Alfred F. Jones. Will also reply to "USA", "America", "Hero", "Al", "Jones", and "OI, FUCKTARD".

Age: 20

Place of Manufacture: New York City, USA

Height: 6'1'

Weight: N/A (it fluctuates with his exercise/Big Mac ratio)

Length: He's the world's biggest superpower."

Her eye twitched and Sammie laid on the floor laughing her ass off.

"oh..god! 'he's the world's biggest superpower.'HAHA!", Then Sammie burst into song,"I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M !"

Krystine blinked.

Then..At the same time, a loud voice sang back,"I WONT FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED TO GIVE THAT RIGHT TO MEEEE!"

"Turn that bloody shit off!"

krystine remarked sarcastically,"I wonder who that would be."

Sammie squealed and opened the boxes. Krystine watched with an unamused look on her face. Sammie was too hyper for her tastes.

America smiled and looked at Krystine,"hello there."

Her eye twitched. "america?"

"hah! thats me! the her-whoa! stop hittin- ow! ow! ow! ow!",America yelped as Krystine hit him repeatedly.

Hello lovely readers~ this is for you~ XD