DA: I'm updating, guys~!

Krystine: Lovely. I dont care.T_T

DA: Krys is in a bad mood. Oh! and I'm in spanish now (OUr school has a spainsh rotation in 8th grade, its weird) and my spainsh name is Vernonica! :D heh! so I'm probably going to have spain come into this mix, too. XD

Krys: I hate you all.

DA: *slaps upside head* Krystine is upset because of this chapter. So krystine has to-

Krystine: DA24 does not own Hetalia, or its characters. Just me and Sammie.

Sammie: :D that sounds dirty~

Krystine: -_-"

...ON TO THE STORY!

Sammie's POV~

I watched as Krys growled lowly and began to hit America with random objects, waiting for her bazooka to come into play- oh wait. there it is. Ouch...I don't think that is supposed to go there..

She swung it hard into his skull, and screamed something about him being annoying. He went and sulked in the corner, while Russia started creepin'. And i couldn't help myslef, really. It was too hard to resist..

"DO THE CREEPAAA!", I yelled, starting to creep. while England and Krys gave me a WTF look.

The other two were...I have no idea what they were doing...

But I felt sexy at the moment and decided with the awesome thing called my brain, that LMFAO was needed. "I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!" I started shuffling.

England turned to Krys,"Is...she like that all the time?", he sweatdropped.

She nodded, and wiped (BLOOD O_O) off her hands, and held one out for a handshake,"yeah. I'm Krystine.", she had a cute expression on her face, even if she was covered in blood.

Russia chuckled in his weird way, muttering quietly about blood looking good on her skin.I sweatdropped and whined to Krys,"Krissie! He's stealing my vampire lesbain lover~!"

"I'm. not. Your. Lover.", she growled, glaring.

"Haha! I'm the hero! I'll save you random citzen from the villian called Krystine!", He laughed and i smiled, silently squealing.

I am an America fangirl...

"Gladly! take me away~..",I giggled staring at America. so. frikken. hot.

He stooped me up. ohgodohgodohgod!

it went black..

AMERICA pov~

"Did she just...faint?" Iggy said, looking at me with a look that said 'I'm fucking better than you america cuz i knit and shit.'.

I looked down at the pretty girl in my arms. Totally awesome. She had a small amount of blood just below her nose and i figured it out.

"she...passed out from.."I said other two (The damn commie does not get any recognization) looked at me with a look that said 'No duh fatass'.

Seriously. Like, There was almost a sign on their foreheads that said "I am thinking..." of course in the "..." is what they were thinking. wait. America. what were you going to say? Oh hey you could just say I'm the hero and give up. Wait. her nose is bleeding! ah!

"She got a nosebleed! ah! she's gonna diiie! no! as the hero i can't let her die! D:" I screamed, dropping her and running in a circle.

The other chick with red hair and small boobs (I'm just saying they are!) glared at me and said quietly,"yaoi!"

The blonde girl stood up,"Where?:D" small boobs started talking.

I am hungry, i decided. I walked into the kitchen.

Small boobs gave me a look like "O_o?" i just ate a poptart. mmm..poptart..

She hit it out of my hand.

I am still hungry!

Normal POV~

Krystine glared at the surprised american."Did you even hear me?"

"Im the hero! i hear everything!"

Krystine sweatdropped,"You didnt hear a word i said did you?"

"haha, the hero always-"

"well?"

"...I didnt hear you because i was too heroic for you!"

"mmhm. suuure"

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I updated cuz...well..idk...I think i might do a fic for a yaoi couple soon, I've been itching to. Any suggestions? Just list the couple and anime/whatever...I'll do it if I know the thing and couple (or if it interests me i will end up watching/reading it..XD)

ANYWAY! thank you everyone who commented. and everyone who didnt...I KNOW WHO YOU ARE~~!*Evil laugther*