Akatsuki Kittens
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Chapter 15 – Mission Impossible – the final part
"What do you want Uchiha?!" She spat at him, watching as his eyes swirled with something she had never seen before in his eyes. Lust.
"You"
Before Sakura had the chance to refuse or push him away, she was attacked by a pair of cold, harsh lips, that crushed against her own; for a moment Sakura had no idea where these lips had come from, they couldn't possibly belong to Sasuke, he would never kissed her. Sakura refused to believe it was him; it couldn't be him, so to prove herself wrong she opened her jade orbed eyes and stared into lust swirled, fiery ruby and onyx sharingan eyes.
'Itachi?' thought Sakura, this would have made more sense to her then Sasuke kissing her, he was a cold, emotionless, hormone-less bastard, there was no way those lips, that we're currently kissing her, belonged to him.
'But Itachi is still a kitten' She thought to herself, so the cold, moist lips that were kissing her and the lusty ruby eyes couldn't possibly belong to Itachi; so they had to belong to Sasuke.
This was Sakura's childhood dream, to have Sasuke Uchiha kissing her, kissing her! To have him embracing her, for him to feel something for her; so why didn't she feel anything back? Apart from lust, because obviously if there was an incredibly sexy man kissing you, you aren't not going to feel anything; but all in all, it was meaningless, just a hot and passionate kiss.
"Come away with me Sakura" Sasuke told her breaking away from her lips, his face still emotionless, he spoke his words with no desperation, no feelings; it felt more like an order to sakura then a suggestion.
"And why should I Uchiha?" Sakura growled at him, trying to knock herself back into reality and away from 'slutty lust land'. How dare he order her around like that? They weren't 13 anymore and she wasn't going to blindly follow him to the ends of the earth, like she once would have foolishly done.
"I know you still have feelings for me" He told her, pushing her harder into the tree that was trapping her, forcing her to feel his large, erect manhood on one of her smooth, long legs. Sakura wasn't quite sure what to make of this situation, on the one had she had the man she had always wanted right infront of her with a huge erection; on the other hand he was a huge inconsiderate arsehole whom she wanted to kick right in his huge erection.
"I-I do not" She stuttered, unsure what to do about the horney Uchiha; her cheeks flushed a fiery red as she felt his large length on her leg. Sasuke lent down to kiss her again, but Sakura quickly turned her head, refusing to kiss him or look at him; She had heard the kittens yowling up from the tree's the first time Sasuke had kissed her, she knew that they were going to help her if he tried anything again, and she wanted to do this mission on her own.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you"
Earlier...
"He's kicking the shit out of her!" Kisame exclaimed as he saw Sakura tackled to the ground by Sasuke, his dark blue fur standing up angrily in detest.
"If we help, she will kick the shit out of us!" Pein told the others, revealing his claws and scratching the branch as a demonstration.
"Pein's right, we should only help if she is in real danger" Zetsu agreed, watching Sakura pick herself up out of the wreckage of the tree Sasuke had forcefully pushed her into.
"Weak little Sakura, who blindly followed me and loved me even to this day" they heard Sasuke say to her.
"Why is Sasuke-san being so mean to Sakura-chan?" Tobi asked, with a sad look on his small kitten face, he did not want Sasuke to hurt Sakura's feelings.
"Because he likes her" Kisame told Tobi, grinning with his sharp kitten teeth.
"Oh like Itachi-san is mean to Sakura? Is that because he like's Sakura-chan too?" Tobi pondered, earning a fiery, death glare from Itachi.
"Itachi? Like Sakura? Please, he wouldn't even stand a chance with Sakura even if he did like her, un" Deidara laughed "Besides its me she likes"
"Oh really Deidara-san?" Itachi smirked devilishly toward him "Care to make that theory interesting?"
"I'm listening, un?" Deidara replied, waiting to hear what Itachi's plans were to make his "facts" interesting.
"Win Sakura's affection's, first to win her over win's the bet" Itachi proposed, smirking evilly and offering a paw to Deidara to make the bet official.
"Fine, but the looser... has to spend a night with Homosu, un!" Deidara grinned devilishly at Itachi about to shake his paw.
"Listen to you two! Sakura is not an object of affection, she is a human being with feelings, and as much as I would love to spend the night with one of you two, you cannot be seriously considering betting against the woman you both like's feelings for one of you!" Homosu exclaimed, disappointed in Deidara and Itachi for even wanting to bet against who Sakura will like.
"Fuck that I'm in on this bet!" Hidan exclaimed, and trotted over, handing them a paw to join in with the handshaking or 'pawshaking'.
"No Hidan, Homosu's right, un" Deidara sighed, keeping one sneaky eye on Homosu, whom in false victory turned back to watch Sakura getting her arse kicked by Sasuke.
"Bet still on?"
"Oh yeah"
"Oh my god!" Kisame exclaimed, his blue fur standing on end, his tiny jaw dropped to the floor and his eyes, white, small and beady, widened in horror.
"What is i- Holy fucking Jashin-sama what the fuck is he fucking doing to my fucking Sakura?!" Hidan exclaimed as he saw, the eye burning sight of Sasuke kissing Sakura.
"He's gonna molest her, un!" Deidara exclaimed, cringing at the sight "Stop him!"
"Attack!"
"KILL"
"No!" yelled Pein grabbing Deidara and Hidan by the scruff of the neck, before they could jump off the tree to scratch Sasuke to death.
"He's only kissing her, is that a life or death situation?" Pein asked patronizingly to the two, hot-headed, murder intending males whom of which he had by the scruff of their necks.
"YES" They screamed at the same time.
"Wait!" Pein hissed at them, just before they were about to scratch him to death "He stopped".
"Come away with me sakura"
"I would gauge his fucking eyeballs out with my fucking bare claws, before I let that happen" Hidan growled at the sight of Sasuke pinning 'his' Sakura to the tree.
"Where do you think you're going?" Homosu asked a certain Uchiha, whom thought he had gotten away with sneaking off to attack his brother.
"Hn" He grunted and went to sulk back next to the others.
"He's got a fucking boner and is fucking pressing it into my fucking Sakura's precious leg, un!" screamed Deidara getting ready to let all hell break loose.
"Fuck bro, you fucking sounded like me for sec, and how can you fucking tell he has a- Oh my fucking god!" Hidan exclaimed at the sight of the bulge of his huge man hood, poking out of the side of his trousers.
"Damn Itachi, if that's what your little brothers got I don't wanna even imagine what you have" Kisame commented, gulping at the thought of it.
"Hn" Itachi smirked boastfully; they didn't even want to know.
"I wouldn't do that If I were you" They heard Sakura say, and casually looking up to the trees.
"And why not, Sa-ku-ra?" Sasuke asked, lengthening her name, teasing her with the sound of it rolling off his sexy, manly, deep voice. He stared straight into her Emerald orb's, with is fiery red ones, feeling himself losing control at the sight and touch of her soft, smooth, half exposed skin.
"I have friends in high places"
"She knows were here! Can we attack him now?!" Deidara pleaded, not being able to stand the sight of Sasuke touching 'his' Sakura anymore.
"Not yet"
"Like you don't want this Sakura" he told her in the most darkest, deepest, sexiest voice she had ever heard, she nearly lost herself right then and there; he edged his face closer to hers, closing in on her lips. Sakura looked up at the handsome man, she wanted to kiss him, oh god how she wanted to, but it would be nothing more than a lustful mistake, she didn't have feelings for him anymore, well at least she thought she didn't.
"It's not me that doesn't want it" She whispered, as slowly he closed the gap between them, attaching his lips on to her's, and just for a second she'd loose herself in this amazing kiss, as soon she knew it would be over. His hands roamed all over her body, touching and feeling her in places no one ever dared to. She didn't know how much more of this she could take, she felt like her insides were going to explode.
"Fuck this!" Pein exclaimed and leaped down from the tree's, hackles raised, teeth bared and claws out ready to attack the man, latching on to their Sakura, touching her in unspeakable places, no one was allowed to do this to her, especially not him.
"That's what I'm fucking talking about!" Yelled Hidan as he too dove down off of the tree, claws first ready to rip a certain young Uchiha's face off.
"Hn, this should be interesting" Itachi sneered, before also bounding off of the tall tree, followed by all the others whom were ready for the attack.
Sasuke suddenly came in contact with a large ball of fur instead of lips, as he went to attack Sakura with another kiss.
"What the?" Sasuke announced confused, so many questions past through his mind at this point in time, where did this ball of fluff come from? Where was Sakura? And why was the ball of fluff hissing at him?
Kisame had the unfortunate pleasure of landing on Sasuke with his balls and dick practically touching his mouth, his head rested on Sasuke's and his claws digging into the back of his head, clinging on for dear life.
Suddenly bursts of pain sprouted all over Sasuke's body like wild fire, his legs, arms, face, head and back felt like they were being rubbed against a thick wall of metal, barbed wire; he finally managed dragged the ball of fur of his head, whilst receiving a gruesome scratch across his head, and come face to face with a small, blue, furry kitten.
"Mew" Kisame meowed at him, pulling the cutest kitten face he could.
"Huh?" More questions came to mind, why did a kitten fall from the sky and land on his face? And why was he blue?
Suddenly Kisame let out a low growl from his throat, furrowed his small blue eye brows angrily, slowly lifted up a small blue paw and swiped Sasuke clean across the face with his claws; blood seeped out of Sasuke's fresh wound and he chucked Kisame into the air as he went to tend to it.
"The fuck is going on?!" He cried holding his face, which now homed 3 deep, gruesome scratches, right across his face.
"That's enough guys" he heard Sakura call, he couldn't see her for the scratches had poured blood into his eyes, blurring his vision.
But Itachi didn't listen, he continued to scratch, bite and claw Sasuke, who found it hard to fight back as he was so small and extremely quick.
"I said thats enough!" She yelled at Itachi, who still wasn't listening and attacking Sasuke.
"Enough Itachi!" She yelled and tried to grab him but ended up pulling his tail.
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End of chapter... I'm JOKING ! :D
In a cloud of smoke the small kitten had transformed into a tall, handsome, muscular, naked man, whom Sakura was currently grabbing the hips of, in a rather awkward position.
"Itachi?!" Sasuke screamed, his eyes suddenly swirled in blood thirsty anger, turning them a dark, bloody red.
"Sakura get away from him!" Sasuke demanded her, small little black swirls devouring his body, surrounded by an angry purple aura.
"This little brother, is mine you cannot touch her, nor have her" Itachi teased his brother, wrapping a single arm round Sakura's waist and pulling her close to his chest, Sakura was not sure if this was the truth or just something to hurt his brother more, but she was rather aware that his manhood was sticking into her thigh.
The kittens, who in the meantime where sitting watching the fight behind Sakura, jaws dropped about 2 foot down, they were shocked, this was not something Itachi would do, even if it was just to hurt his brother.
"Is this true Sakura?! How could you betray me?!" Sasuke shouted at her, prepared to slit her throat with his cold steal sword.
"I-"
Before Sakura could reply, suddenly from nowhere a coconut dropped out of the trees and landed on Sasuke's head.
"Awe Tobi dropped his coconut!" A voice that sounded an awful lot like Tobi cried from the trees.
Sasuke wobbled and swayed, walked back and forth, but eventually fell to the ground with a thud.
"Coconuts, a ninja's only weakness, who knew?" Sakura shrugged "Oh and one last thing Uchiha" Sakura said whilst rummaging through her bag.
"And whats that?" He replied, watching her arse as it wiggled back and forth as she searched, being naked was making him think dirty thoughts, at least that's what he told himself.
Sakura brag out a bottle of water, open it and threw it at Itachi.
Sakura walked right over to the small, black kitten who was innocently looking up at her.
"I'm nobody's property"
End of Chapter, for real this time :D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxx
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