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*ahem* forgive the creepiness..

DISCLAIMER: i DONT OWN HETALIA OR ITS CHARACTERS .T_T

WARNING: THERE IS VERY WEIRD DIRTY TALK IN THIS CHAPTER. GUESS WHO'S DOING

Buuuut...Just wow. You guys really made my day! so, I will hopefully get through 2-3 chapters tonight. also though, I have to write for another story, so don't expect them right after another. But I will try to do them as fast as possible. Enjoy~

Krystine looked perplexed as she watched the rest of the group stare at the door, waiting for the food. Finally she sighed and threw her (LAST D:) box of poptarts at them.

"nya~", Sammie said looking up at Krystine, who hit her head against the wall.

Diiiiiing! ding! ding! !

"Mother fucker I'm coming!", Krystine growled, walking up and yanking the door open.

"...Why does this make me think of Spamano?", Sammie shouted randomly. Krystine seemed to be in a stare down with the small chinese guy glaring at her.

"Give me your money."

"ahhh! China came to collect the money i borrowed!",America shrieked, running around. England facepalmed, and Russia kolkolkol-ed (A/N: hehe...XD..SOMEONE~ *cough LIME TOASTER CAT cough* pointed out Russia sounds like he's choking when he kolkolkol's XD), as usual.

"Amerika...Running around screaming is not very heroic, Da?", Russia smiled cutely. (near by, Krystine had lost the staring contest, because her "I'm not supposed to tell anyone but Russia is being cute and sexy and i need to go fangirl" senses were tingling)

"DAMN COMMIE!", America yelled, getting ready to attack Russia, only with Sammie to hold him back. England was off paying the chinese man with the money that was on the table, while Krystine had fainted and was now on the couch(He had carried her there.) England set the boxes of chinese food on the table and almosst immediately everyone rushed to the table, and dug in. Krystine sat down and watched with amusement, before taking an egg roll and some rice, and ate slowly.

By the time everyone was finished, she'd only made it through half of her rice, and only taken one bite of her eggroll.

"You eat slow.",America announced.

SHe gave him a deadly look and said in a "I'm so much fucking better than you, bitch" tone,"Its better for your stomach and body to eat slowly."

He "hmph"ed and looked away childishly while Sammie cooed,"Oh sexy vampire lesbian lover...Feed my appetite...For you.."

"ugh! sammie!", Krystine pushed away her plate, embarrassed and no longer hungry.

"I'll make you full...in every way~",Sammie smirked.

England blinked, then scowled,"She's french isn't she?"

Krystine looked horrified,"THat. Would. Ruin my life!"

"Hey! I'm still here!"

"..."

"..."

"...and that matters ...HOW?"

"S-So...Cruel..~", Sammie weeped.

Krystine sweatdropped."I'm going to bed. Find your own damn beds." She walked out of the room and walked into her own room, flopping on the bed groaning,"How can this get any worse?"

"Krystine?", A familar Russian accent asked softly.

"What?", Krystine's voice was muffled by the pillow.

"I brought your food..",A large hand placed itself on her head and she froze up for a second, thinking of how he could crush her head, and then she'd die hungry. :( then she thought about how dumb her last thought was. She relaxed slightlly, and the hand began to pet her head, and her breathing, which she hadn't noticed before, slowed.

she sat up after a moment, and Russia handed her her food, she smiled in thanks, and sat on the bed, eating slowly once again.

He watched, then suddenly there was a snicker and he turned slowly to the door ad began to "kolkolkol". there was a squeak and then scampering down the hall. She stopped eating, still having most of the food still on her plate.

"Eat. You must, in order to get strong to protect yourself from enemies, Da?", He smiled cutely and it took all of her strength to keep from glomping him right there.

"...Da..?", She said slowly, testing the word in her mouth.

"Da."

There ya go. oops. I forgot to warn you about the moment with those two. haha. XD

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