Akatsuki Kittens
A/N: As I said before, I am so sorry for taking so long to update, but I'm back now! And I need some inspiration and new ideas, so get reviewing :D
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Chapter 17 – The beach part 1
"Zetsu! How many times do I have to tell you?!" Exclaimed Sakura who was currently, evil eyeing the small dark green kitten before her.
"Mew" Zetsu meowed innocently up at her, hoping his adorableness would get him off the hook.
"Just because you look like a cat, doesn't mean you are one, stop scratching up my furniture!" She yelled at him, and pulled his tail to stop him from continuing; suddenly a large cloud of smoke shot up from where the small kitten was.
"But Sakura-chan I cannot help it, my claws are getting too long" Replied Zetsu, who stood in place of the small kitten, walked out of the large cloud of smoke and right up to sakura, towering above her and showing her his over-grown nails with a pouty-like face.
"Well here's an idea pothead, why don't you cut them?!" she yelled, getting frustrated with his stupidity.
"Plant boy pissing you off, eh Sakura, un?" Sneered a deep voice from the doorway.
"What is it Deidara?" She asked; she was not in the mood for his games today.
"I was just thinking Sakura-chan, un" Deidara told her, a smirk crawling its way up his face.
"Be careful, don't hurt yourself" She joked, giving him a slight smirk as she was trying to get rid of the claw marks that were embedded into the sofa.
"Your hilarious" He replied sarcastically "I was thinking, we could go for a walk on the beach, being stuck in this cramped house is not good for stress" Deidara suggested, now in his language this was requesting a date, for just him and Sakura to go on; but Sakura didn't really get the hint.
"That a great idea Dei, we could all go to the beach!" Sakura exclaimed, her face lighting up with delight, for she had not been to the beach in years and it always used to be her favourite place to go when things got tough at work or in school; especially the private part of the beach that Tsunade owned and had given her a key to.
"All, un?" questioned Deidara, slightly upset that she didn't take the hint that he wanted them to be alone together.
"Yeah, we can all go together, it will be fun!" She told him happily, grinning wildly at him.
"Yeah, sure..." Deidara sighed; he decided he wouldn't ask to go alone with her, as she already looked so happy with the idea of going to the beach with everyone.
Sakura went into the living room to announce the plans for today, but as she made her way into the living room, it looked as if Tobi and Kisame had already overheard.
"What on earth?" Sakura laughed at the sight before her.
There in the living room stood proudly was Kisame in bright green shorts, with cute little yellow ducks on them and bright blue diving flipper on his feat which matched his skin, so It looked like they were part of his body and a brightly coloured pink and yellow snorkel on his head with the breathing tube inserted into his mouth.
Tobi on the other hand was standing next to him with 3 buckets and 3 spades in each hand, dressed in black swimming trunks with red and white clouds on them, covered in white splodges of sun cream.
"Tobi is ready for the beach!" He exclaimed, waving his buckets and spades about proudly.
"I can see that" She laughed, watching Sasori and Tobi fight over the buckets and spades.
"What's this about going to the beach?" Asked a deep, sexy voice from behind her; it was Itachi.
Thoughts from the other day came falling into her head making her blush violently.
"This little brother, is mine you cannot touch her, nor have her"
"I-it's just a little trip to the beach" She smiled backing away from him, she could not be that close to him, it was too awkward, well that's what she told herself anyway.
"And how do you suppose fucking 8 s-class fucking criminals wondering about a fucking public beach would look?" asked Hidan casually strolling in the living room, he didn't much care for the beach, it was too sunny, he would much prefer to sit in a dark room and pray.
"Not public" She smiled a-matter-of-factly "Private" she grinned and got out a bright gold coloured key.
"Who has a key to a beach" Sasori asked raising an eyebrow, who had suddenly stopped fighting over the buckets with Tobi, causing him to go flying backward.
"Me, oh but one last thing before we leave" Sakura told them and pulled out a camera from her bag.
"I want a picture of you all" She grinned at them "That means you Pein!" She shouted, as he popped his head round the door.
"I'm not getting in any stupid picture" He stated and began to walk back down the hallway.
"Oh yes you are!" Sakura exclaimed, marching up to him and pulling him back into the living room by his ear.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow!" Pein exclaimed as Sakura pulled him by his ear.
"Now everybody smile!" she said pulling an example smile, encase they had forgotten how, which most likely, Itachi had; the only expression that man knew was smirking.
Deidara was mopeing in the side of the picture, Tobi and Kisame were pulling big cheesy grins and sticking up peace signs, Itachi was looking away from the camera with an emotionless expression, Sasori and Hidan were fighting over the only hat they had in the house, Pein and Zetsu were simply standing there with expressionless faces, but at least they we're looking at the camera.
1 hour later...
With a trail of kittens behind her Sakura looked like a crazy cat lady, as she made her way down to the private part of the beach.
"Well, here we are!" She exclaimed taking out her bright, golden key and slotting it into the key hole.
Sakura opened up the old rusty gate to the private part of the beach and the kittens rushed in.
"Slow down guys!" She laughed and pulled their tail's to turn them back into the handsome men that they were.
As soon as Kisame was turned, he rushed toward the sea.
"I'm coming Rasputia" He yelled before diving into the sea.
"Wait Kisame!" Sakura yelled trying to stop Kisame from entering the water, stretching out her hand toward him, so it looked like she made more of an attempt.
"What?" He asked, suddenly popping out of the water.
"Oh... erm, nothing?" She told him, confused why he had not turned.
"Salt water doesn't affect us, it's only fresh water, un" Deidara told her coming up to her and placing a gentle arm around her waist; Deidara thought she wouldn't notice, oh how he was wrong.
'What the fuck is he doing?' She thought, not moving her head, but darted her shocked eyes toward the arm wrapped gently around her waist
'What the arm? Isn't it obvious Sakura? He likes you!' Inner Sakura told her blatantly.
'Inner Sakura? I haven't heard from you since Sasuke left!' She thought surprisingly.
'You haven't been interested in boys since Sasuke left' Inner Sakura stated to her.
'What? I'm not interested in Deidara!' Sakura exclaimed to her inner.
'It's not just him I'm talking about' Inner Sakura taunted.
'What's that supposed to mean?!'
"Hey Sakura-chan!" Yelled Sasori, who was in the sea and currently dunking Tobi's head underneath the water.
"Come play in the water!" exclaimed Kisame who was splashing about in the sea like a 4 year old child.
"Be right there" Sakura yelled back happily and proceeded to remove her clothing, when suddenly a hand stopped her from pulling her top over her head.
"W-what are you doing?" she yelled, not knowing who exactly it was but she figured it had to be one of the guys.
"I don't want the others looking at you" She heard a dark, deep voice tell her; she knew that deep, arrogant and sexy voice could only belong to one person.
"I can have who I want look at me Itachi, you don't own me" She argued at him and she felt him remove his hand.
"Not yet..." He said whilst walking away; not that she heard.
Sakura had removed her clothes to reveal a black laced bikini underneath; the 8 men's eyes were stuck on the pinkettes newly exposed body and could feel their raging hormones taking over them.
"Coming!" She called happily racing toward the sea; blissfully unaware that the men were gawking over her boob's that were flying up and down as she ran.
"May this wasn't such a good idea, un" Whispered Deidara to Sasori as he ducked his lower half into the sea water, to stop himself from growing.
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A/N: Hmmmmmm not sure if I liked this chapter, it didn't seem funny to me... maybe I've lost my mojo :( Let me know what you think!
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