5/31/2012 update: Might be awhile until I can get another one going, im suffering from writers block. Here's the chapter PROPERLY SPACED! :D love you all~

Okie this one has like 15 translates. (GOOGLE TRANSLATE. not me...) Okie, first I'd like to say that THANK YOU for being patient.

foxy petit, qui tient votre cœur? = foxy little one, who holds your heart?

Sourcils venir avec moi = eyebrows come with me

personne, vous idiot!= no one you idiot!

comment bien vous parlez français, vous les femmes très belles?= how well do you speak French, you very beautiful women?

стать одним, да? = become one, yes?

не говорите мне, что делать! =do not tell me what to do!

mon père m'a emmené à la France quand il est allé en voyage d'affaires ..= my father took me to France when he went on business trips..

Russie= Russia

Quell est votre nom?= what is your name?

стать одним, и я буду видеть, что он страдает ...= become one and I will see that he suffers...

Monsieur vous êtes très jolie=sir you are very pretty

Jolie...?= pretty...?

You all should be very happy. This took about two hours to find the translations, type them up and add them to the story ... XD

Sammie squealed fangirlishly as a France unit ran after England.

" bloody git! Get away from me!"

"sourcils venir avec moi~" the French cooed grabbing at England. Said unit looked afraid for his life.

Krystine stepped in front of England.

"ohonhonhon~ foxy petit, qui tient votre coeur?", France asked, his hands now inching towards Krystine. Krystine's eyebrow twitched. Somewhere near by, Russia Kolkolkoled. .

Krystine growled," personne, vous idiot!" she had learnt a little French since when she traveled with her father to France.

Sammie giggled,"Russie~"her eyes sparkled and Russia looked slightly confused as did everyone else.

France smirked "comment bien vous parlez français, vous les femmes très belles."

"Sammie randomly said, "Japon! Angleterre! Suisse!"

Krystine facepalmed, "mon père m'a emmené à la France quand il est allé en voyage d'affaires .."

France nodded, "quel est votre nom?"

"Krystine. And this is Sammie. She basically just knows a little French from imitating me."Krystine smiled," English please. Theyre all confused."

Russia lingered behind her and everyone shivered, "стать одним, да?"

krystine pulled out her bazooka "bad Russia No."

Russia kolkolkoled ,"не говорите мне, что делать... Kolkolkol.."

France attempted to cop a feel on krystine and she turned and glared at him, "go away you ass!"

"стать одним, и я буду видеть, что он страдает ..."Russia murmured.

"Russia! Damn it!"

Russia kolkolkoled and left the room, radiating cold. (idk how to describe it...)

England had went back to drinking his tea, while America was for some reason pinned to the wall with blades.

Krystine sweatdropped," I'm not gonna ask.." She then saw the other two,"What.. The.. Hell!" Sammie was saying Frances name and he was moaning..

"how fucked up are you two?"

Sammie giggled, "monsieur vous etes très jolie!"

France sulked, "j-jolie...?" Sammie had just called him pretty...

Krystine growled, "STOP SPEAKING FRENCH!"

France and Sammie whimpered as Krystine scowled, looming over "AHH! You are very scary!"

Then, like a bad horror movie, the phone rang. Krystine glanced at the screen seeing the caller ID." damn it! It's my mom. Everyone be good."

Sammie moaned softly as if she was injured."no... Not that woman.."

Every one of the units ( Russia came back to see what was going on. Apparently Krystine's bedroom is boring without her..) looked curious.

Krystine took a deep breathe."yes?"

"hello Krystine. I'm afraid I have some bad news."

... CLIFFHANGER! oh yeah, oh yeah~ XD

find out next time what happens.

Why is France there?

Why is her mom calling?

Why is a spoon called a spoon?

Find this ALL out in the next chapter ooooof~ HETALIA FROM MY COMPUTER!

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