Forevah: Hello~ It's Italia Forevah here, again! Jeez, you guys can't get rid of me, can you? Well, here's a new drabble to add to my mini adventures. Alright, so the characters in this Fic will be *Epic Drumroll is Epic* Korea, Japan and China! Interesting combo, eh?

Korea:*Sneaks up from behind and grabs Forevah and whispers* Got you, Da-ze~

Forevah:*Voice Cracks* HOLY CRAP DON'T RAPE ME I DON'T WANT TO BE TAKEN AWAY BY A CREEPER ESPECIALLY IF THIS IS FRANCE OR TURKEY OR EVEN GERMANY IF HE'S DRUNK AND I MEAN IT DON'T HURT MEH I'M SERIOUS JAPAN AMERICA ENGLAND I DON'T CARE WHO COMES JUST HELP MEEEEHHHHHHHH!

China:*Shows up with his wok* Aiyaa! Korea! Let her go, aru!

Japan:*Holding his katana* Hai. Korea-san, let her leave unharmed.

Korea: Why? Her brea-

Forevah:DON'T YOU EVEN SAY IT PLEASE LET ME GO!

China: Forevah, can you just say the disclaimer and then we'll deal with this?

Forevah: O-Okay. I-I don't own H-Hetalia...help me...

~World Meeting Hall in Tokyo, Japan -1/1/13~

"Nihao Japan, aru!" China walked over to his younger brother and hugged him from behind, which made said nation VERY uncomfortable. Around them chairs were being thrown at other nations, yelling and fighting occured, there were also a number of gun shots courtesy of Switzerland. A World Meeting in utter chaos. And it was normal. Never thought anyone would say that, right?

"A-Ah, China-san. Could you please let go of me?" Japan squirmed in China's grasp, and China did as he was asked."Arigatō."

"Japan, why do you not like to be touched, aru?" China tilted his head to one side. Japan hesitated, then he sighed.

"Well, it's because of K-" As if by magic, the nation Japan was going to say came up from behind and grabbed his chest.

"Your breasts are mine, Da-ze!"

"Gah!" Japan tensed up and, as America would say, looked like a deer in the headlights. China's face turned a bright shade of red as he got VERY angry.

"Kooooorrrrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaa! You leave Japan alone, aru!" Korea laughed at his elder brother's reaction and pulled Japan closer, which made said nation squeak.

"Why should I? It's fun to mess with him, Da-ze." China growled at this. He walked over and grabbed Russia's pipe. Korea saw and instantly let Japan go when China started swinging it around like his wok. Korea started running and screaming like a little girl as China followed him. Japan calmed down and sighed.

This is a BAD start of a new year... He thought in his mind.