I woke up early to type this up for you all. And i'm starving now. so. bacon it is. I dont have anymore scones. XD plus, the bacon i have tastes yummy and isnt super oily.
ANYWAY!
I'm off to eat bacon. Enjoy the chapter.
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN HETALIA OR ITS CHARACTERS. I DO own Krystine, Sammie, and Daniel! and all the random characters that appear in this chapter
TRANSLATIONS:
"ahh! vous avez semblé comme quelqu'un qui aurait connaissance du français!" = ahh! you seemed like someone who would know french!
Bonjour, n'êtes-vous pas beau = hello, aren't you handsome
Krystine heard a car beeping when she woke up. Groaning, she pushed herself up slowly,"ugghhh what the hell..."
The beeping continued.
"WHAT THE HELL! FINE! I'LL ANSWER THE DAMN DOOR! DO YOU HEAR ME GOD?"
"If I am god, krysie, then you can be my, like best-friend-goddess-slash-cousin-goddess." a male voice said.
Krystine turned,"D-Daniel!" She hugged him tightly, "Oh my god! Its you! HOLY CRAP!"
Daniel looked like he'd just died. His arm was held in a cast, and half his face was bandaged. His left eye was covered, and Krystine could only imagine the damage done.
"I look..um.. what's the word? Badass, right?"
"Dani you...are a dork. So what did that jerk do?"
"He flirted with Michael..."Daniel said,shrugging.
"So...what exactly happened?"
"I kicked him in the head... and his dumb ass gang came after me."
"...Idiot."
"...Who?"
"BOTH OF YOU!" Krystine growled lowly. "This is why you are staying alll summer and i might bring you home with me." When she finished talking she was smiling (even though she had originally been threatening him).
"So what is this about umm...?"
"Hetalia you little worm." Sammie glared at her brother.
"Sammie!"Krystine growled.
The two siblings glared at each other.
England stepped out and glanced at the two,"What's their problem?"
"They fight like you do with your brothers. they secretly love each other but because of differences..." Krystine sighed," They fight."
England nodded, but held a disdainful expression, obviously not liking the fact that his brothers had been brought up.
France looked at Daniel and smirked,"Bonjour, n'êtes-vous pas beau!"
Daniel looked at him blankly,"I'm a retarded fat american. I'm not like them. I don't know French.I don't want to be canadian."
France sulked,"ahh! vous avez semblé comme quelqu'un qui aurait connaissance du français!"
Daniel laughed nervously,"I-I have no idea what you said..."
"I wouldn't put to much thought into it Dani. Come on! I have blueberry poptarts." Krystine grinned.
/ O.T line BREAKERNESS T_T XD LOL five minutes later
Dani sat next to Krystine on the counter,"So... any of them taken?"
"Eh... I don't know... I think France and England are secretly together. Kinda like how Avi and Zeke were?"
"ahh... You mean crazy yaoi fangirl and dude that dresses like he's in blood on the dance floor?"
"Yep!"
"...T_T you do realize i hate them right?"
"Oh! I'm sorry Dani!" Krystine looked panicked.
"hey hey. calm down. Krysie!"
"okay, I'm calm."
"Become one, da?"
"AHHHH! RUSSIA POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE!"
"Actually he was sitting next to you the entire time..."
"..."
"...Become one, da?"
"N-Noo.."
Daniel picked up Krystine and threw her over his shoulder," You don't hit on Krysie without my approval! THAT MEANS YOU TOO SAMMIE!"
Somewhere in the hall, Sammie yelled back,"AWW MAN!"
Krystine sighed," This is why I hate it when Dani comes over... Its a good thing i don't have a boyfriend otherwise I'd never be able to go on dates. Oh wait. I already can't." She pouted, ignoring the scene going on.
She didn't ask where Daniel got a big machine gun, She gave up after last year.
Last Year..
Krystine sat next to Daniel as their poptarts were heated up in the toaster. Dani's apartment was small and decreated with random rock band posters, and the walls were painted red and black.
The doorbell rang and Krystine answered it. She blushed when she saw who it was,"H-Hi David.."
David had soft blue eyes and sandy blonde hair, and was a year older than Krystine. He smiled sweetly," Hey Krysie... Do you want to go on a date..?"
"I have to ask Dani-"
"NO!" Daniel pointed a gun in the fourteen year old's face," Come back here again and I'll make so many holes in you, you'll vbe swiss cheese!"
The boy took off running,"BYE KRYSTINE!"
Krystine sighed," Dang it.." She looked up at Daniel," Where did you get the gun?"
"...nowhere."
PRESENT..
Krystine blinked, and sighed. Why did Daniel have to be so wier-
BANG!
"GET BACK HERE! YOU WILL NOT RUIN MY YOUNGER COUSIN'S INNOCENCE!"
QUACK QUACK!
"SEE ZUKIROU AGREES!"
"I JUST SHOWED HER YAOI DUDE! CALM DOWN! SHE'S MY LESBIAN LOVER! NOT YOURS!"
"...WHAT DID YOU SAY! YOU CORRUPT GIRL!"
Krystine facepalmed,"I give up!"