I'm going to tell you all the truth. I don't have an excuse for why I didn't update. I just didn't want to.
Enjoy the chapter!
I got out of bed a little while later, after deciding that yes I still have to live, and no I CANT skip out on life. It just cannot be done!
I stepped out into the hallway, and heard a gasp, then a moan. I blinked. Oh crap. Sammie jumped out of the hall closet and pulled me inside. I looked around and saw that England, America, and France were also here. Everyone but France looked freaked out.
"Where's Dani?" I asked looking at them.
"O-Outside!"
"I'm going to get him."
"NO!" the rest shushed Sammie and she whispered,"Prussia's stuck in Horny mode!"
I looked at them blankly,"Isn't Russia out there?"
All of them groaned,"Young love."
I was confused, and looked around,"What...?"
"Nothing Krystine. Just... Be very careful. Here." Sammie handed me my Bazooka.
I smiled,"Thank you." and I started outside slowly, the door shut quickly behind me. I closed her eyes and listened for any noises. There seemed to be footsteps from the ceiling. I grinned. One of the upper floors is where I need to go.
I slowly climbed the stairs, looking for any signs of life. I looked around the corners of the hallway, looking for Prussia, Russia, or Daniel.
Suddenly, once again, I was pulled into a closet. WHAT THE FUCK?
I turned to express my feelings and I see that its Russia.
"Vanya... What are you doing here? I'm not becoming one in a fricking closet!", I murmured, attempting to find the damn doorknob so I could get out of this place. He giggled quietly and touched my face. I froze. oh shit oh shit oh shit! ...he's so hott!
I bit my lip, and watched him as he smiled,"Krystine will become one! kolkolkol~"
Suddenly the door opened behind me and I was picked up.
I screamed in terror, I fricking hate heights! why is everyone taller than me! gahh! I am never letting Russia pick me up, I'd probably pass out!
Wait, back to the main subject. But guess what?
Prussia was carrying me away, and Russia had a pissed look on his face.
He pulled out his pipe, and well... I covered my eyes. no! Its not childish of me! blegh!
I found Daniel in his bedroom, sound asleep, and NAKED. I blinked. "EWWW! MY COUSIN IS NAKED!"
He looked at me sleepily and blushed, and groaned,"C-Can you get out so I can get dressed?"
"Ivan's out there with Prussia and a pipe. Prussia picked me up. I don't want to see how bad he is.."
"..."
"..."
"...what?"
"...No relations with him until you are 18 young lady!"
I went bright red,"I WASN'T PLANNING ON IT!"
"Whatever. Get out of my room." He rolled over, and laid on his side.
"Advil?"
"Please!"
I grumbled something about him being a bad example and walked out. Prussia was nowhere in sight and I didn't think Russia was either, until, that is, I WAS PINNED TO THE WALL THE SECOND TIME TODAY!
"Gah! will you stop pinning me to the wall?"
"Maybe you'd like it more if i pinned you to a bed, Da?"
I went red,"No!"
"whatever my sexy lesbian lover says~!" Sammie popped out of nowhere.
"ohonhon~" France seemed to pop out of the same hole.
"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?"
"there's a hole in the corner of the closet. Its kind easy to climb through."
"..."
"..."
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO? ARE YOU LIKE MENTALLY ILL?"
"Quieter, Da? You make me want to shove my pipe in your mouth." Russia laughed creepily.
Both France and Sammie got nosebleeds.
"Why are their noses bleeding?" Russia asked
"Because they're stupid. Thats why." I walked downstairs.
who else feels that Krystine and Romano will get along well? *raises hand* Both yell, and call people names, and are rather mean towards their lovers. (SPAMANO SUPPORTER)
:P anyway, ladies and any gentlemen who decide to be extremely awesome (like Prussia- who has yet to speak lol) please review
Prussia: Ja, kesesesese~
Russia: Touch Krystine and I will bleed you dry in the bathtub, Da? ^J^
PS any mature chapters will be posted seperately, in order for those who wish to keep tehir minds innocent to be able to read this fanfiction. :D