haha... um don't kill me please! This passed week was horribly busy. I just got back from roundup (random 4h thingy) and I basically spent yesterday going "OWWW MY LEGS HUUUURT!" cuz we walked everywhere and well... I'm american. Sadly.

AWKWARD MOMENT OF THE DAY: When my friend texts me and tells me her chest hurts. I ask why... She has big boobs and wore a bikini. REALLY? I'm jealous *cries* the only time my chest hurts is if I run after not running for a few days and I run for a long time without stopping... *ahem* I cannot help but think of ukraine when I found out about this... lol

U-um... chapter! here! *throws it at you* I donnt own hetalia! now read and donn't hit me with tomatos!

Krystine glared at the sunflower that Russia had earlier brought in the room as an apology. "I don't like russian guys anymore."

Taylor smiled,"Why not? they're hot and you've had a crush on russians since..."She waved her hands around dramatically,"Since forever! and plus, he's, like, talll..."

Krystine stared at her friend,"...And?"

Taylor grinned,"Well you see.. Usually when a guy is taller, his body parts are equalized out if you know what I mean. A guy like that... Ohh man... too awesome."

BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Scene Change..

"You know, Daniel, I have the oddest feeling that Krystine just likes to beat people up." Englad said as the movie played.

"Basically... Its usually when she's embarrassed... She's usually hyper... Its kinda scary."Dani's eye twitched.

"So that one time she meowed was...?"

"Yeah. But this one time, Krystine was very hyper, and her friends took her to an overwater amusement park... And you got fined if you jumped into the water or something like that... and I'm just going to say she was wet and owed the park 55 dollars."

"LOL dude wtf?"

"She jumped in the water nude, man!" Sammie laughed.

"...", England walked out of the room.

"...LOL!" America laughed.

"Alfred. You sound retarded when you say that." Daniel said, as he sped through the comerrcials.

"Dude that is the first time you talked to me!"

"And? Are you going to make a scrapbook of this moment?" Dani raised an eyebrow.

Krystine stormed in,"DANIEL! TAYLOR MADE A BAD JOKE ABOUT RUSSIA!"

"Let me guess- In mother russia, you don't like russia, russia like you?"

Krystine stared at him with a dark look,"Shut the fuck up, you stupid hoebag." She walked out of the room.

Krystine growled. They all knew that Krystine liked Russia. Fricking jerks. Then she remembered...

Krystine walked back in the room,"Where is the italians?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

Ding Dong!

Krystine opened the door to see a very angry looking 20 something looking girl. "Keep your damn units under control!"

Krystine watched as the two units walked inside. She shut the door,"Well then. What did you two do?"

Romano grumbled, crossing his arms annoyed. Italy started crying,"I'm sorry, vee! Please don't kill me, I have family in your country! We couldn't find any good pasta or anything to make pasta so we went and were going to make pasta and VEE! I DONT WANNA DIE!"

Krystine blinked repeatly,"What. The. Hell."

Suddenly both of the italians screamed and ran off.

"Am I that sc-" Krystine turned, and stared,"... Go jack off to your flag you asshole." SHe growled at the Russian.

He smiled creepily,"Why do you insult me so, Krystine? It hurts me so. But once you become one, that won't matter, da?" He giggled. He watched her as she stared into his eyes with a dark look.

She looked away and growled, "Fuck It!" She quickly cupped his face and kissed him chastely. She ran off to her room blushing. The oh so soft lips~

U-Uhh yeah... /... She finally responded somewhat! YAYYY!

please don't hate me... I love you all? *laughs nervously*