omg guys! I have a monitor for my computer! so I can attempt to update more! YAAAY!

anyway. enjoy the chapter while I listen to Russia singing. *drools* hehehe... his voiiice! I suggest (if you can) turning on russia's lovely voice. (the two songs i have on are his marukaite chikyuu and Light the Fireplace of the Heart. The second is amazing! listen!)

I don't own hetalia, never will...

Russia stood still for a moment before smiling,"Krystine~ I don't like people running away... Its too much hassle. I may have to hurt you... you don't want me to hurt you...~"

Krystine hid under her bedspread. She hated him, she hated him, she hated him.

The door opened and shut, and the bed dipped down as he sat down next to her,"You are done, Da?"

She burrowed under her sheets."No. I don't want to see your face!" She knew if she did she'd blush and want to kiss him again. She was not going to act like that. He was still a jerk in her mind. A complete jerk!

Suddenly, she felt warm breath on her neck,"I want to see your face. Red..." He stroked the side of her face and she flushed,"...covered in the blood of your enemies... innocently evil..."

She turned and stared,"What?"

"You have a very innocent face... covered in blood... that's..."He smiled closing his eyes. She couldn't help but be creeped out. He was basically saying if she was covered in blood he'd be turned on.. What a...

"You are freaking weird..." she stared at Russia.

He looked annoyed, and kolkolkoled,"You make me want to hurt you." He giggled.

She squeaked and scooted away, afraid, and not thinking fangirlish thoughts at all... Too freaky.

He came closer, and hummed softly,"You should apologize..."

She hid her face."..." She wasn't going to apologize...

Russia kissed the side of her neck,"apologize. Now."

She held in a slight gasp, and blushed. "I-I'm sorry..." She refused to look at him. If she did she knew she'd want to kiss him, and then things would go wrong. She was supposed to-

He turned her head towards him, and kissed her. She leaned into the kiss, and on the inside, she was dying from happiness.

He suddenly pulled away,"Good girl." And once again...

Russia walked away.

But this time...

Krystine followed...

"DAMN IT RUSSIA GET YOUR VODKA LOVING BUTT BACK HERE!" she growled, and followed him up the stairs.

Russia glanced back at her,"I don't want to."

Krystine growled lowly, and attempted to tackle him, only to make it look like she was getting a piggy back ride from him. "Russia... I warning you! I won't kiss you ever again-"

Russia turned and took her off his back, and kissed her, and then looked down at her, smiling,"Liar."

Krystine blushed, and tried to glare at him,"I won't! I swear I won't! I won't I won't I won't!"

"But I can kiss you, Da?"

"Yes- I mean NO DAMN IT RUSSIA!"

Russia covered her mouth, "You have a very dirty mouth... Girls should not curse... You should leave it to the men, Da?"

Krystine's face immediately became full of anger."I will say whatever I want, and no one with control me!"

Russia giggled,"This is good, Da?"

Krystine stared at him,"What?"

Russia smiled,"If that is so, then you can defeat your enemies, and you will be strong. I would like to have a strong willed person become one with mother Russia.."

Krystine blinked,"So..."

"Become one with mother Russia, Da?" Russia loomed over her, and smiled creepily, placing a hand on her shoulder.

"Russia!" She growled,"Stop doing that."

He looked annoyed,"Do not play games with me Krystine, you will lose." He went into his bedroom, and closed the door.

"Freaking Russia!" Krystine growled, and stormed downstairs, into the sunroom to... *cough*steal*cough* borrow some of Russia's sunflowers.

This won't end well...

lol I had so much fun writing that. Sorry guys for not writing and all... I'm back on schedule. plus I will try to update a bunch today and tomorrow so each of my stories get like, 3 more chapters each... hopefully I can do that... ^_^"

pleaz review! It makes me go boom! wiff happifness! *cutsie voice*