A/N: Hey again everyone. First off I want thank everyone who is rooting the story on, I love to hear the support and it makes e just want to throw a chapter to you guys as much as I can. Well not much to say here so I'll just get it going to the next chapter of The Pranking Wars! P.S. Some of you may notice you're prank being used, if not you'll see it later on then. ;D
Chapter 3: It's All Smiles
Sonic ran into one of the most nearest porta-potties he could find and sat down with a sigh completely ignoring the retching smell. As he relaxed more he began feeling as if something cold was traveling down his legs. He soon looked down and noticed that he had ketchup running down his legs. His eye twitched as he gave a blank expression.
"Someone just played the oldest trick in the book on me."
He growled and reached for the toilet paper only to grasp nothing but air. His face contorted as he slowly turned his head and saw he was left with nothing but a roll with a note attached to it. He took the paper and began tearing it as he read it.
"Enjoy your chili-dog Sonic, I put a real 'KICK' in it.
P.S. Needed toilet paper and accidentally put super glue on the seat soo...good luck with that!"
-Sincerely, Your Friend, The Hot Dog Vendor.
Tails was walking around searching for Sonic and scratched his head in thought.
"Where could he have gone?"
"NOOOOO!" A voice traveled throughout the city stopping a lot of people in their tracks.
"Was that...Sonic?" Tails scratched his head in thought as he and other looked in the direction of
-Shadow POV-
"I've pranked that Hedgehog enough for today. He should really enjoy my present I sent home for him." Shadow chuckled as he soon went back to a thinking mind leaning against his favorite tree.
"Though I get a sick pleasure seeing Faker squirm in agony, I know there's more who must face my wrath. The world made a mistake of making a fool of me, so I shall bend them backwards and leave them begging for mercy." He clenched his fist with a malicious grin.
"And I know exactly who my next targets should be..."
-Scene break-
"Order! Order! The official Shadow the Hedgehog fan-club can now begin ladies and gentleman." Mobians and humans of all shapes and sizes where packed within a large warehouse as they all stared upon a huge picture of our dark hero. (creepy much?)
"Recently the prank we thought would make Shadow laugh has sent him off of our charts for act least two days people." A lot of people gasped as others began muttering amongst themselves.
"I wonder if he's mad?" One male wolf said.
"Where has my Shadow gone!?" A woman cried.
"Do you think he'll come after us?" A female mongoose asked her friend
"SHADOW NUMBAH 1! SHAGALABLA!" A man yelled out to noone in particular.
As everyone began muttering amongst themselves again. Their leader, a purple fox with glasses began banging a gravel against her stand as she began getting everyone's attention.
"Calm down, Shadow would never be mad at his fan-club and we have our 24 hour cameras surveying every part of the streets. We will find him no matter what!" She yelled extending her hand in the air as everyone else emerged in cheers and screams.
"Or you could just look up."
Everyone looked up and gasped as none other than Shadow the Hedgehog was propelling himself in the air with his rocket boots. "Hello my dear friends."
The fox fixed her glasses as she nearly jumped on her stand in glee. "Ladies and Gentleman we have Shadow the Hedgehog within our facility at this very moment. Give him your respect. Everyone began clapping and cheering as Shadow began floating down to the stand.
"Thank all of...
"I LOVE YOU SHADOW!" The man from earlier yelled out.
"Uhmm thank you?...
"EEEE! HE SAID THANK YOU TO ME!" The man squealed before fainting on the floor.'
'Okay so I've walked into one of those crazy fan-clubs.' He cleared his throat and leaned in. "I have come here to deliver a message to all of my fans and speak my mind hoping to see through and change their lives for the better."
Everyone was on the edge of their seats, biting their nails, recording on their phone or camera, drooling(gross), or like the man from earlier...fainted on the ground. And their where a couple of bodies on the ground.
"I have come to say...to my most loyal and honest fans...who have supported me throughout my whole career...that I want to give..." Everyone was smiling or awing knowing they where getting an apology.
Had they noticed Shadow's smirk.
"All of my hate and unbridled anger to you. You people make the bile I hold in my throat just come out without warning, whenever I see you, you're either posting something new on the internet about me..." He looked to his side where a couple of people nervously chuckled and shut their laptops.
"Trying to copy my hair..." He glared at a section where everyone had Shadow's hairstyle and a guy up front began going down so as to not be seen.
"Or ripping of my style." That's right I'm talking to the fat guy in the Shadow suit over their." He pointed to the culprit who quickly tried to run off but failed miserably falling on his own face.
"You people have no lives and are forever alone because you spend your whole life kissing up to me. Hell I bet some of you have actually tried to use my name just to score a date." A lot of the fans looked away or coughed into their hands to hide their embarrassment.
"Now I'm about to go and shut down my fan-site, and all of anything involving me because all of you make my job harder each and every day! Shadow the badass Hedgehog is out fags PEACE!" Just like that he chaos controlled out of the warehouse leaving everyone ghostly quiet.
"I STILL LOVE YOU SHADOW! I GOT YOUR FACE TATTOOED ON MY LEFT A...!"
"Shut up already!" Someone yelled at the crazy Shadow fan making him groan and deflate in disappointment.
-With Sonic-
'Thank god I finally made it home. Luckily Tails was able to save my ass...literally.' Sonic drearily walked to his bathroom and began running the Shower water.
"Act least I'm finally home safe and sound." He sighed as he took off his favorite pair of shoes.
He stepped in and began humming one of his favorite songs. 'His World' while rubbing some shampoo all into his quills.
"IN SONIC'S WOOORLD WHERE HEEEE BELONGS!..." Sonic sung. He soon stepped out and began drying his fur as he put his shoes back on.
Tails came knocking onto the door and began opening it. "Hey Sonic I needed to ask if you wanted to test out CRAP! AMY!?" Tails yelled as he quickly slammed the door and ran off to try and scrape that memory out of his head.
Sonic looked at where Tails ran away confused and walked to his mirror. "Wonder what he was talking about." He began wiping the steam away and froze when he looked in th mirror.
"Oh...my...god...I'M AMY!" Sonic yelled as he grabbed his pink furred face with a scream before fainting on the ground.
Somewhere not to far away Shadow was laughing as he threw a pink dye to the ground and stashed his camera away.
"Gullible."
Wow this one was pretty short. So yeah I'm just gonna say, Sonic will be getting pranked mostly every chapter seeing as he was the one who set Shadow up and he really just irks Shadow. Remember the final prank because It'll make sense in the next chapter. A shout out to a prank that I really wanted to do from a friend.
Read on it, Review on it, Spit on it, Joke on it, Piss on it, whatever you people do as long as you don't submit flames. They are mine enemy...second to toast...mine greatest enemy! Next chap I'll probably start doing funny facts just for the heck of it. Bye and see you Tuesday! :)
