A/N: HEY HEY HEY! Hello again all my good friends and welcome to another installment of Pranking Games! First off I want to say that all of you should remember last chapter because it plays a key role towards the ending where the grand prank of all is played! But for now like I promised last chapter we are bringing Shadow's Rant of Reviews back, but this is just him responding to reviews for me since I'm lazy like that.

"Hey all you lovers and nubs, your favorite and suave Hedgehog is back to give you some 'positive' responses. Seeing as this isn't my rants!"

"Hey, don't blame me for your mistake...and mine."

"Hah, seems I'm not the only one to be blamed here."

"Just do the responses okay!"

"Whatever nub, you had better remember my words from last chap though."

Lightning Rose: Me pranking Amy was just how I reel in the ladies. First you snag em, leave em wondering what to do, and finally wait for them to jump into your arms. Err that or make sure they don't try and hit you with some unknown hammer.

TwilighttheWolf: First off I'll cheer you on while you take out Sonic, Second yes I laughed as well, Third well that's what happens when you get in the way of my pranks, Fourth I think you should just take off that one...it's just no point. Finally, Amy is just one of my many girls who fathom me but must learn their place within the relationship.

Guest( You should make an account or name so I don't get confused): ALMOST! If this were the rant I would say something but since it's not, I have no choice but to say against my most bitter judgement. Ughh...Thank..You...For...Reviewing!

Psycho Chick: Too Extreme? I actually call this just being soft on them. When you see my final prank that's what I call taking it just a bit to the extreme.

ToxicWolf1132: It's nice to know I still have people who will support me and if you ever need control with Amy. Heh, you know who to ring up...well if I'm not busy being so awesome that is.

PleasinglytheRandom: When you say Douche you mean Hero thank you. And pulling a wall over Rouges eye is so simple. I'm actually giving $250 tutorials on it. Class is only 30 minutes...best price ever.

Lydiathetigeropean: Oh just wait for next chap. That's where I unleash the thunder.

Zippylovesshadow: Now see if people could compliment like you then maybe I wouldn't have to flame all the rest. You get a Shadow plushie for being so nice. Enjoy.

Nate the Werehog: When you say pincushion, you just called me soft...That's it everybody's getting pranked with the Shadow Ultimatum. Probably might find some dread I say it 'help' as well.

Slick the Wolf: Every relationship needs a troll every once in a while. I just happened to fit the description.

Death the Hedgewolf: I think you already know who it will be. One person I haven't pranked who has gotten me very badly.

Tails467: I hope you like what I did. That pothead had it coming anyway. he wants flying Doom, so I get him flying cat...tart...thingy.

"Alright! Let's get this story on the roll!"

Chapter 6: He is the Eggman...And he will be Pranked!

All of Earth and Mobius's most mightiest of heroes...where hiding from the greatest terror they had ever faced.

Tails, Amy, Blaze, Cream, Knuckles, Eggman, Rouge and Silver all were sitting within Tails workshop with the commandeer of G.U.N's face portrayed on a screen. They all where on edge as if someone had surrounded them with guns ready to pull the trigger at any moment and their was just absolutely no escape.

A blur zoomed into the room as papers flew everywhere and everyone sighed in relief knowing already who the person they had been waiting for was.

Sonic the Hedgehog, their hero and jokester no matter what the battle. But as of now, he wasn't feeling so jokey. Ever since the prank mistake they made by trying to prank the most solemn person within the world.

They ended up getting more than they bargained for as now they have spent the past days trying to escape Shadow's wrath. In the past two weeks he created a mockery out of every single one of them. But the biggest prank which drove everyone to arrive here was the trick he played on them two days earlier.

It was at this time they knew...they where in deep trouble.

-2 Days Ago-

It had been almost a week since Shadow's last prank on Amy, Rouge, Sonic, Silver, Blaze, and Tails. All of them where scouring nearly the whole Earth just to find the one person they all wanted to wring their hands around. They wanted to make this person pay for what he had done to them, for the mockery he caused them. That person...was one ultimate lifeform.

Shadow the Hedgehog.

They had gotten many followers to help them in their search for him, fans of their heroism, the chaotix(which was kind of pointless), people also seeking vengeance, and some crazy Shadow fan talking about winning his love back and taking out anyone who gets in his way.

As they all searched though, this seemed to leave them without a sense of security, as they where unaware of the events transpiring below.

-Eggman's Base-

"OHOHOHO! That blue idiot has been so caught up with trying to find Shadow, that he's let me just slip right under their noses and begin take-off for my NEW EGG ARMADA!" Eggman gloated within the confines of his underground base where robots of all shapes and sizes where lined with egg-ships ready to be deployed.

He cackled maliciously as he crossed his arms behind his back surveying his creations. "And with the Emeralds powering my newest creation their is none who shall stop my plans. Not even some blue mongrel!" He growled clenching his fist.

"I believe this is a time for a victory snack...I wonder if I still have those swiss rolls in stock!?" Eggman greedily rubbed his hands together as he ran off to enjoy his delicacies. Unknown to him within a small shadow in the crevices of the rocks, a small smirk appeared with a familiar chuckle ad he held up an Emerald.

"Poor Doctor."

-Eggman's Kitchen-

Eggman walked into a room which held a sole table and he grinned as he took his seat at the table. "I've lost enough weight escaping from that blue idiot, helping him fool Shadow, and creating my army. I should act least enjoy myself."

He put a napkin upon his lap and clapped his hands as two robots wheeled in dressed up in chef outfits before taking a bow before their master.

"Is their anything that you require Master Eggman?" Both robots asked simultaneously.

"Bring me...the Eggman Supreme!" Eggman grinned. "And play, Eggman Wins...The Looped version." He laughed as both robots exited and a big screen erupted down from the ceiling and two speakers came out of his sides.

(Alright the Italics are Shadow so try and keep up with this SONG MONTAGE SABOTAGE! Also song is E.G.G.M.A.N. by Paul Shortino)

"Let's begin!" Shadow smirked as he chaos controlled from .

"Let's begin!" Eggman smirked as a familiar tune began playing and he bobbed his head up and down to the tune and whistled the beginning. "Yeah."

The story begins

With whose gonna win

Knowing the danger that lie within

Shadow appeared within a closet containing many of Eggman's Swiss-rolls and he couldn't help but almost shed a tear. "So beautiful." He immediately grabbed one and appeared next to one of his Egg carrier engines. As he began stuffing tons of swiss rolls inside of them with a laugh.

I'm the Eggman

That's what I am

I'm the Eggman..

Eggman sang along with the lyrics as the two robots came in and set down a huge plate of steak, some bread sticks with dipping sauce for both of them while he had some wine to enjoy himself. He grinned as he grabbed a fork and knife and took a bite as a smug smile grew to his face. "I've got the master plan."

I'm plotting my schemes

Wherever I go

They're perfect in every way

Shadow put the last of the swiss rolls in as he nodded at his handiwork and crossed his arms.

"Let's see if the Doctor loves my...sweet surprise."

He chaos controlled into Eggman's lounge room for his robots and waited for all of them to notice he was in their with them. One of them looked to turn and get some oil and once he saw Shadow he froze and tried to run away only to explode into tons of little screws and bolts.

All the rest of the robots seemed to notice and they all turned and noticed the ebony hedgehog grinning at them.

He charged chaos Energy in his hand as all of the robots aimed their weapons at them. One tried to run but he did not foresee the yellow energy to shoot him in the head as he crumbled with sparks.

"I will succeed and you will see, with my machine there is no retreat." Shadow prepared another spear and charged into battle.

I'm the Eggman

That's what I am

I'm the Eggman

Eggman finished with a sigh while humming his song as he snapped his fingers and both robots reappeared. "You bring me two of my swiss rolls." He grinned pointing to the robot on the left as it zoomed out and the other one remained still bowing.

"You!? What is that ruckus going on in the lounge!?" Eggman growled trying to focus on his music. The robot stood still for a moment for rising with an almost 'ding' type noise. "It seems ultimate lifeform Shadow The Hedgehog is currently fighting the Egg Army in Battle. Shall I send in the rest?"

Eggman chuckled as he sat back in his chair. "No. I shall not amuse myself with Shadow's stupidity. Deploy the Egg Army and Armada. Also prepare Project Egg-Mecha for me."

"Yes my Master." The robot bowed and exited out of the room as the other one returned. "Sir it seems that your Swiss-Rolls have been depleted."

"WHAT!" Eggman shouted as he rose from his seat and began walking out with a growl. He arrived to his supposed snack stash and opened it only to find it gone. "That damned hedgehog! He shall pay for this!" He walked away as the song continued.

(Now normal for everything.)

My name is Eggman, don't forget my name

If you ask me again I will tell you the same

Shadow chuckled as he kicked a robots head off and began backing up as they began surrounding him. As they all Advanced weapons cocked and ready he smirked before chaos controlling from his spot as they opened fire onto where he last stood.

A red siren began going off and all the robots came out of their stupor as they all stood firmly still as if they where in the army.

"ALL EGG-BOTS! PREPARE FOR OPERATION: EGG-REVOLUTION!"

They all seemed to do a beep as they ran out with other badniks, shadow androids, and a few Metals of all shapes and sizes followed them in tow. They all soon arrived into where the Egg-Carriers where and Eggman stood atop his platform as he looked down upon his army.

"Egg-Army, prepare to attack as we take what is rightfully ours, destroy that blue nuisance, and take my revenge upon Shadow!" All the bots seemed to do a cheer as they began climbing into the ships and Eggman laughed as the island they lied under began to turn on it's side so as to let the light of sun be revealed. Eggman looked up and smiled as his glasses had a flash of light beam of them.

"I'm the Eggman." He muttered to himself as they prepared for take off.

Shadow hovered over the ocean as he waited for part one of his plane to commence. He looked at his glove and acted as if he where looking at a nail.

"Three, Two, One...

"BOOOM!"

An explosion of cream bursted from the arisen island as Shadow began laughing. "Phase One completed...

Eggman was steaming red as he wiped the swiss roll filling off of his face. He wiped his glasses off and surveyed the room angered as he saw all of his robots he worked so long and hard on...covered from head to toe in the filling and sparking in a way to say they where offline.

"That damned Hedgehog!" Eggman growled as he looked around and licked some of the cream off of his hand with a sigh. "I'm hopeless."

"Enjoy my treat Doctor!" Shadow's voice boomed from above the underground base as Eggman shook his cream covered hand at him.

"I will have my revenge for this! JUST WAIT!"

"Well while you begin, 'Creating your Master Plan' I'll keep these emeralds safe for you." Shadow laughed as he let the glowing emeralds float above his head in a orbital circle.

"B-B-But how, I had the emeralds locked away in a secret and well guarded place!"

"Your fridge is not a well hidden place fat boy, but that would have been hard to find had I not have had my chaos sense." Shadow shook his head at the Doctor's foolishness who began blushing and trying to find any word's to say.

"Damn you Shadow! Damn you to hell!" Eggman shook his fist at him.

"Thanks, your like, what...the two thousand and one person to say that." He prepared to leave before the Doctor stopped him.

"Wait! Why are you doing this!?"

Shadow laughed as he appeared right in front of Eggman with a smug grin. "Revenge. And soon I won't be the only one doing this, let's just say I've gotten a certain...brother to help make things. Interesting."

He chaos controlled away before Eggman's fist stopped hitting nothing but air. His arm lowered as he looked at his wrecked base and looked down at his messy feet. "Their goes my budget on this place."

-With Sonic-

Sonic zoomed into every crevice of cave on his search for Shadow. He stopped for a moment to try and think everything over.

'Just where could he be.?'

As he began thinking this thought, he was unaware of the whir of an engine throttle as it began getting louder and louder. Almost two seconds later Sonic gripped his throat as he cold and sharp hand gripped his neck as he began gurgling for air.

"Hello again...Sonic." A deep and dark tone taunted.

Sonic's eyes went down and he was surprised to see the one person he hoped he would never have the pleasure of seeing again. "M..M...Me...Metal!" He gurgled out as he felt all the air slowly begin to leave his body.

"And Goodbye...

Thus that is where we shall end our story for now. This was mainly a prank Eggman chapter since I didn't expect it to get so long but don't worry next chap we'll be pranking G.U.N., Knuckles, and Cream with some extras in their if I can fit them. So many questions. Who is Shadow's supposed 'brother'? Why has Metal Sonic suddenly come to attack? When will this story be finished?

"Heh. Well I can answer that for you."

QUIT TRYING TO SPOIL THINGS SHADOW!