Chapter 3

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"You want to know something? I think we have the WORST luck coming in at this part," Caitlin stated as Ebba, Ella and her ran right behind Gandalf. Ebba chuckled around her short breaths and Ella nodded in agreement. The Orc pack was being lead in circles by Radagast, who was smiling as he jumped over rocks and ducked under them. The pack ran by them and Thorin pulled Ori back. The company ran to another random, completely stupidly placed cliff/rock/thing. A orc appeared above them and the warg was smelling them out. The three girls exchanged glances and Ella nodded at Kili. Kili shot the warg in the shoulder and the warg and rider fell from the cliff/rock/thing. The dwarves tried to dispose of it quickly but, the warg and orc made a racket and so it was back to running... Yay.

The company stopped in the middle of a clearing... not taking cover or following the completely obvious movements of Gandalf to the rocks... just standing there... waiting... standing in a circle... because fuck it. The girls rolled there eyes and started to make their way to the rocks, meeting Gandalf there.

"Oi, this way idiots," Ebba shouted. Earning a mocking glare from Fili. One by one the dwarves and Bilbo filed into the hole in the ground. Kili and Thorin soon dived in and all of the company followed the path in the hole to Rivendell... yup. Ebba and Ella were making it entirely obvious on their way down how absolutely stupid they thought this was.

"So we went down a hole..."Ebba started, earning a giggle from Caitlyn.

"Then we followed a path in a hole in the ground," Ella continued.

"And now... we are going to a elven city that is surrounded by cliffs and waterfall..." Ebba checked with her friends who were openly laughing at her, "But, we just went through a hole in the ground," Causing, Ella to snort and Caitlyn to nod. Ebba nodded and scrunched up her nose.

"Well, that makes perfect sense," Ebba stated, causing her friends to laugh again, earning odd looks from the rest of the company.

"Maybe you should have stayed in the hole Caitlyn," Ebba suggested.

"Why would she do that?" Thorin asked, lifting an eyebrow.

"Oh, Thorin because she used to live in a dark hole," Ebba supplied smiling at Caitlyn.

"Hey, it was not dark... it had a candle," Caitlyn exclaimed causing Ebba to burst into hysterics. All of the company looked at them with questioning expressions.

"Some things are better left unknown," Ella stated as she kept walking with the girls.

"Ebba, you say things without thinking. Didn't you're parents teach you manners?" Thorin questioned. Ebba stiffened and stopped walking. Caitlyn and Ella sent him horrified looks.

"My parents died when I was one year old. They did not get to teach me anything," she shared, walking on ahead, causing Thorin to look at the ground with shame. Caitlyn walked up to him.

"You didn't know, Thorin. You couldn't have. Her parents were murdered by a insane man. Ebba was in her cradle upstairs with her Grandma. Her Grandma hid her and then herself, but the man didn't come upstairs he just fled the house. Her grandma died nine months later from heart failure. My family took her in, she knows how to act in a serious situation. We don't like her to be serious because she has been through too much," Caitlyn explained, the whole company was listening. They started walking down again, and they saw Ebba standing on the edge of a cliff with Gandalf waiting. She smiled up at them and at Thorin, nodded and continuing to walk down the rocky path.

lalalalala-later on-lalalalala

5 days later...

Ebba sat down at the dining table next to Fili and Ella. Caitlin the little puppy was sitting next to Thorin. Ella knew what this meant and smirked over her goblet at her friend. Caitlyn, always had a boyfriend. When Ebba said always, she meant ALWAYS! It was no question that Caitlin was the most sexually active in their group. She never felt needed at home and tried to attract attention by sleeping with guys. Not many though, about three, okay maybe five. Ella hadn't lost her virginity because she didn't feel like she could trust any guy at school. Ebba had lost her virginity with her boyfriend, Patrick. She loved Patrick with all her heart, he was her everything. Then they got in a big fight and said thing that they both regretted. They decided to take a break. Then he moved to New York. Fili reminded her of Patrick. He was very amusing. Back to Caitlin. Ebba knew that Caitlin and Thorin would do the deed/ seal the deal very soon. The sexual tension between them was insane. Ebba shook her head and turned away from them.

"How do you say things so straight forward?" Fili asked her randomly.

"I simply state the obvious. Its quite fun and it gives everyone a head ache at times. I love being sarcastic too." Ebba replied smiling as she ate the salad that had all the dwarves complaining.

"Gross, how do you eat rabbit food?" Fili inquired raising an eyebrow at her. Ebba giggled.

"It's not rabbit food! Its healthy!" she stated. Ignoring Dwalins look of disgust. Thorin and Caitlin got up from the table and walked off suddenly. Ella turned to Ebba and wiggled her eyebrows. They both snickered and went back to their conversations with the young princes.

lalalalala-5 hours later-lalalalala

(said in spongebob squarepants narrator voice (bless him))

Ebba and Ella lay inside their double bed, feeling good and relaxed.

"Ella, are we going to let the Durin line die?" Ebba asked in a nervous voice, fidgetting with her fingernails.

"I don't want them to die. We should probably confront Elrond and tell him about Aragorn and the ring of power and shit. Reckon we should kill Gollum? I'm conflicted... he leads Frodo and Sam to Mordor. Also we need to warn Gandalf about Saruman. 'Cause then they won't have to go into Moria, and Gandalf won't die and Boromir gets to live. Gods, we have soooo much to do... is there anything else?" she asked.

"Giant fucking spiders, El. Giant fucking spiders. We'll track down Galadriel (AN: is that how you spell her name? - sheepish -) and get her to write a note, about letting us pass and shit. I'm not meeting any spider thats bigger than my hand. That tarantula was to much to handle,"Ebba complained as Ella 'Bwahahaha'd.

Suddenly they heard a noise, like someone had been slammed into a door. Ella and Ebba looked at eachother. Their room was right next to... Caitlin's.

"Oh boy... please no. Gods up above please do not let the sound of Thorin and Caitlin... doing whatever reach our poor ears," Ebba prayed, kneeling on the bed. Ellas face contorted to one of disgust.

"They've only known each other for six days," Ella cried, as the moaning came on.

"But, they lust for one another, my lovely innocent girl. I just hope they have protection. Oh Christ, if Caitlin gets pregnant... well, at least she will get fat and need to eat. Her period comes next week so if she doesn't get it. We can say "Thorin made Caitlin fat," over and over again," Ebba, ever the optimist, pointed out.

"God, I'm not getting any sleep tonight," Ella whined causing Ebba to smirk. Ebba got out of bed and grabbed her Doc Marten and with a innocent smile at a laughing Ella. She threw it against the wall hard. They didn't seem to hear so Ebba did it three more times until she finally got frustrated.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP HAVING IT ON LIKE RABITS," Ebba shrieked. They immediately quieted down. Ebba bowed and got back into bed.

"Good night, Ella," she said.

"Good night, Ebs," Ella laughed.

It would be fun tomorrow.