Chapter Two: The Madness Begins: Captain Stewie Griffin meets Former Captain Sōsuke Aizen

It's been four months since Stewie Griffin became Captain of the 5th Division succeeding traitor Sōsuke Aizen, Stewie decided to appoint his dog/best friend Brian Griffin as his new Lieutenant after dropping the his old Lieutenant Momo Hinamori to Fourth Seat with the addition of 12th Division Lieutenant, Nemu Kurotsuchi, who was transferred to his division not long after becoming captain and made her, his Third Seat.

At 1:36 pm Sunday…..at the 5th Division headquarters.

Captain Stewie Griffin was just sitting, doing paperwork in his newly renovated office with Lieutenant Brian Griffin. As they did there work, Stewie tells Brian something.

"Hey, Brian? Do you smell something?" Stewie asks him.

"Did you fart again? Because last time was just fucking nasty." Brian replied.

"No, I didn't fart. Its smells like a prick is appoaching us."

"Huh?"

Stewie and Brian stare at the door as the feel a douchebag-like presence is among them, when the door opens, they find noneother than Sōsuke Aizen in front of them.

"Looks like my search is complete" Aizen implies.

Stewie approaches him and says; "Sōsuke Aizen, just the bitch I need to see"

"Sooo? You're Stewie Griffin?" Aizen says as he is confused about what's going on.

"Yeah, What of it."

"I actually expected someone big at my size or something. Not a little kid."

"It seems you haven't heard much about me, huh? Stewie says to Aizen. "However, I have heard a lot of things about you, though."

"Oh really?" "Like What?"

"Like killing all the members of Central 46, stabbing your Lieutenant, escaping like a goddamn pussy, making a army of Espada and beating the shit out of a horse"

"That horse was looking at me funny and it was trying to strip Momo naked"

"Really? How?"

"I don't know. I was taunting tigers at the time."

Stewie sighs as Aizen continues to feed him bullshit. "You know, I'm getting tired of you right now"

"Why?" Aizen asked "Don't you like me, Stewie?"

"No"

"Why not? Why don't you love me? I'm a decent person. I just wanna make friends since most people hate me." Aizen cried. "I just want a friend to talk to, just someone to call my buddy."

"… You're a faggot."

"Maybe it's because i burned down a children's hospital last Christmas."

Brian curiously asks him; "Wait…what?"

"Huh?" Aizen says confused.

"Hold on? YOU BURNED DOWN A CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL!" Brian yelled.

"I was drunk…..and smoked some crack."

"You sadistic son of a whore. I just wanna spit on you fucking face, you faggot!"

Stewie nods in Brian's favor; "Yeah man, I've done some bad things but…you're a fucking asshole. My god, I still don't know how Momo was able to call you captain, dick."

"Sniff sniff. You are the best friends I've ever had; you are the only ones to call me curse words in such a sweet manner." Aizen says with a smile on his face.

"What?" Brian and Stewie said in a weird and confused way.

"GROUP HUG!" Aizen says happily and starts to hug Stewie and Brian.

"Stewie, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?" Brian whispers.

"I don't know, maybe he's on crack or something." Stewie whispers back.

"Hey, Mr. Widow's Peak, can you please get your fucking hand of of us."

"Well, since you said please." Aizen then proceeds to put them down. "By the way, where's Momo?"

"She's on a mission in the Human World; she won't be back for a couple weeks." Stewie says truthfully.

"Alright, I just wished she was here." Aizen replies.

"Why?" Brian asked.

"So I can fuck her crazy that's why, I just wanna take that flat-chest and rub my cock on it and fuck her ass so hard, she won't be able to sit straight for three weeks. Aizen says in a passionate way. Stewie and Brian are left speechless after hearing that.

"And that's what I wanted to do ever since I met her, I know she likes me but I don't like her in a romance standpoint more in a sexual standpoint."

"I wished I haven't heard that." Stewie sighs.

"Maybe it's best we don't tell Momo, agreed?" Brian whispered.

"…agreed."

Stewie sighs again and tells Aizen to leave or else he kicks his ass. Brian decides to go drink and try to forget everything he has heard. Aizen agrees to leave and goes to a Dairy Queen for ice cream.

END OF CHAPTER TWO. Will Stewie and Aizen get more aquainted next time, I hope not.