Disclaimer: Bleach and Family Guy is property of creators Tite Kubo and Seth MacFarlane, respectively.

A/N: You know what, I'll update this whenever I want. New chapter in two weeks, maybe...

Chapter Six: Finding Out

Stewie Griffin's life has been a roller coaster since he became captain of the 5th Division, the former captain of the same division, Sōsuke Aizen later popped up in his life unexpectedly as he's put him through many different situations that almost get them arrested and/or injured (mostly Aizen.) furthermore, even Brian Griffin and Momo Hinamori has been involved in these daily situations as well. Stewie is still learning how to live with a evil, insane, god-obsessed, and mostly stupid man like Sōsuke Aizen but hey, life isn't always a walk in the park that is unless, if you're these guys. But his father, Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmire one of his friends, finds out a little more about his son's life than he already knew.

It's 10:05 am, in Spooner Street. Quagmire curiously asks Peter about something.

"Hey, Peter." Quagmire greeted him from his doorstep.

"Good Morning, Quagmire. What's going on?" Peter replied.

"Can I ask you about something?"

"Sure, What is it?"

"Have you seen your son lately?"

"What? Chris?"

"No."

"Stewie?"

"Yeah."

"What about him?"

"Well...I've been seeing him around town with this guy that looks twice his age. and then earlier that day, I saw Brian with those guys too. And while I was in Boston last week, I saw Stewie and Brian following the guy around town with this chick and she was hot..."

"Wait wait. What?" Peter stopped his sentence when he heard what he said. "What did the guy look like? and how old did look, like a teenager?"

"Nope. More like a adult in his mid-20s. He basically had brown hair with a mullet including a strand of hair between his face. He also had most of a "douche bag" kind of look."

"Boy, that's pretty strange. What would he be doing with a guy like that? Did the guy try anything sexual on him?"

"Not exactly. In fact, Stewie grabbed his leg and punched him in the throat and said 'What did say about talking, faggot.'. I don't know what he said to him but it seems they've known each other for a while."

"Okay, I'll make sure I look into that. Thanks for telling me, Quagmire"

"Don't mention it. You still up for The Clam later today?"

"You bet you're fucking ass I am"

"Sweet. I'll see you later then."

Peter looked at him and said. "Alright. Later." Peter thought about what he told him and wondered why his youngest son would be hanging out with a man twice his own age. He goes back into the house and talks to his wife, Lois who was sitting in the living room reading.

"Hey, honey." He greets her with a kiss to the cheek. "Can I ask you about something? It's..."

Lois stopped him and replied. "...Is about Stewie and that man he's been with recently?"

"You know?"

"Yeah. I heard your conversation with Quagmire a while ago. I don't get it either but I'll ask Stewie about it when we visit him."

"Okay, but there's still one thing I haven't really figured out. When exactly did he move out because he vanished without a trace."

Lois, who is still reading her book answered him. "Hmm, I don't know. Little weird ain't it?"

"How can you find it weird? He's been gone for around three months now and you find it weird?"

"Well It's not the first time Stewie disappeared without us noticing." she stated. "Remember the time he followed Brian to college, Including moving in with him. plus the time he and Brian went with Quagmire on his cross-country trip."

"Hold on, when the fuck was this?"

Not taking her eyes from the book, she simply said. "I dunno." Peter wanted to yell out why but he decides not to say another word and just walk off.

Meanwhile, Stewie sat on his chair, drinking coffee and reading a newspaper peacefully until that peace was shattered when 'you-know-who' came busting in the room.

Aizen came down yelling with his laptop in his hand. "Stewie! Stewie! Look what I found!"

"Let me guess, You found 2 Girls 1 Cup?" Stewie asked carelessly.

"Uh. No. Even better!"

"You're virginity?"

"Alright, now that's not cool." Aizen opens the laptop and puts it in Stewie's face. "This!"

The screen had nothing but a picture of a large ranch in which was up for sale, Stewie looked at it with confusion and just asked. "What the fuck is this?"

"It's a Cattle ranch, stupid."

"Okay, Why are you showing me a picture of a cattle ranch?"

"It's on sale for at least twelve grand. and it's in Texas so you know it's good. I'm showing you this because I'm gonna buy it next week."

Stewie slams his hand with his face and yelled. "Why the FUCK do you need a ranch for, dumbass? What do you expect to do with it?"

"So I can flip it, that's why. I saw it was in pretty bad shape so i came up with a idea to buy it, fix it up and sell it for about ten times what it's worth now."

"That's the stupidest thing you ever thought of. Besides, it won't work, idiot. And I tried and it resulted in someone getting killed."

"You bought a ranch before and how did that person die?"

"No, it was a house and I kind of burned the place down myself."

"Wow, man. I didn't know that you were that hardcore."

"I've done worse. What I'm wondering is...if it's in bad shape? Then why sell for $12,000?"

"Dunno; Alright, then. I'm leaving."

"Selling yourself in broad daylight, again?"

"...No. I'm gonna go and get me some hot poon."

"Let me guess? Is it Momo?"

"You read my mind like a book."

"Just get your butt-fucking ass out of here, man." Stewie yelled while he was at the door but before he got out the door, he went to get a coat until they hear a knock on the door. Stewie pushes Aizen out of the way and said."Move, faggot." and opens the door only to find it being his parents at the door.

Lois picks up Stewie and said. "Stewie! I've missed you so much!"

He mumbled under his breath. "Too bad I haven't."

"I bet it's been so lonely living here all alone. But first I wanted to ask you something?"

"Yeah. What?" Stewie answered.

She began to talk until Peter moved her aside and asked him. "We want to know who was that person you were with last week?"

"Huh? What do you mean."

"Some man with brown hair and a mullet with a strand of hair between his face?" Lois immediately questioned him. A little confused, he soon realized what they were talking about.

Stewie picks up Aizen from the back of the door and said. "Oh, you mean this asshole."

"Hello. I see you're Stewie's parents."

"Um, guys. This is Sōsuke Aizen. He's my roommate. I know it sounds weird but the reason he's here is because I need some other company other than Brian so that's why he's here."

"Uh huh. Stewie, can we speak to you in private."

"You heard her. Go. We need to talk."

Aizen decided not to protest and said. "Fine, I was gonna go anyways." and proceeds to walk out the door. Both of them still needed more answers from Stewie, so he leads them into the living room and makes them comfortable.

Peter opens up and asked. "Okay, now tell us more about that guy?"

Lois also added. "He's right so tell us what you know about this man. What does he do? and Where did you and Brian meet him?" Stewie was now in a tough spot, he didn't want to tell them who he really is at the risk of revealing the Soul Society's existence. He then went right out with it and revealed who he is.

"Well about one year ago, me and Brian met him at this convention. We talked for a while and really went to know each other." Stewie explained. "Plus, he's a lawyer with offices in Washington and Arizona. However, his house burned down a while back and I said he can live here until he's able to get a new place."

Peter and Lois didn't know if his story was believable but all they needed to know about him was what he does, if he knew more about him and when did they meet him.

"Well okay, Stewie. We were just concerned and I think it's nice of you to bring someone in who was in need of help." Lois praised him for his "good deed".

Stewie mumbled. "Uh...th...thank you."

"Huh. Who knew?" Peter thought. After telling Peter and Lois his "story", they leave and before walking out the door, Peter told Stewie one last thing.

"If anything goes wrong, then contact us."

Stewie replied. "Don't worry, Brian checks up on things every day and such." Then, they leave without saying anything else. Stewie soon forgot what Aizen said before he left but he then remembered him saying he was gonna try to have sex with Momo after he stopped him last time. He then rushed off to the Soul Society to intervene.

Now 2:30pm...in the Seireitei where Stewie tries to stop Aizen's new plans.

Stewie wanders the streets, looking for Aizen and trying to keep his member in his pants, but he then bumped into someone.

"Hey, watch it, lady." Stewie hissed but he then realized something, "Huh, you look really familiar. Have we meet?"

"Wh..what? I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry to...Stewie? Is that you?" The woman asked who is revealed to be Rangiku Matsumoto, the same lieutenant he met the day he became a Soul Reaper over four months ago. Stewie however, doesn't seem to remember her.

"Wait, how do you know my name." he asked. "...oh wait, I'm a captain."

"Oh, come on, Stewie. You remember who I am." Rangiku stated.

"Sorry but, I can't reme-" Stewie responded until cut his own sentence and blacked out and has a flashback,

"And my name... is Rangiku Matsumoto, ...Lieutenant of the 10th Division." He soon regains conciseness after he zoned out and soon enough, Stewie then remembered her name,

"Rangiku." he blurted out. "You're name is Rangiku, right?"

"Yes. Now you remember."

"Oh god, how long has it been, I mean you haven't changed a bit."

"Thank You."

"I mean you still got more curves and boobs than Michelle Beadle."

2nd A/N: Fuck it, there the hosts of 'SportsNation' and I put them in here to set up the joke...Deal with it. Back to the story...

Meanwhile, at the ESPN headquarters and studios in Bristol, CT...

Colin Cowherd is suddenly hit behind his head with a mug and pushed off his chair by his own co-host, rubbing the back of his head, he yelled. "Ahh, what the fuck was that for?"

His co-host, Michelle Beadle, responded. "Sorry, I just got angry all of a sudden"

"Well you didn't have to hurt me." Colin added. "Damn, girl. Control yourself."

Michelle then snapped at him, "Well sorry, asshole. I just had to let off some steam, Okay."

"Guys, were on in 60 seconds." said by the producer.

"Shit. Colin, we gotta start."

"Oh yeah, one more thing, stop cursing on the set or you'll get us all in trouble."

"Oh sorry." Michelle said without any further comment.

"I think my head is bleeding." Colin stated.

"Shut up and take it like a man."

"...Fine."

Now, back the the Soul Society...

Stewie has a fairly long conversation with Rangiku while they walk through the city, and at the same moment, both Stewie and Rangiku remembered what they were supposed to be doing.

"Hey, I gotta go, I need to keep Aizen's perverted ass from getting to Momo. I'll talk to-" Stewie told her until his sentence was cut when she heard "his" name.

"Wait, what did you say?" Rangiku asked. "Did you just say what I though you said? Are you telling me that Sōsuke Aizen is inside the Seireitei?"

"I think so. He's been coming and going for three months now, so far he's pissed me off and the asshole now lives with me."

"Hmm...interesting. I gotta go and get this work done."

"Alright, see you later then."

"Okay." The two walk away to there destinations but Rangiku then contacts her captain about something.

"Sir, I have some news that you must hear; the traitor Aizen is in the Seireitei. in fact, Stewie is in pursuit to catch him."

"...Are you drunk again?" he asked.

"No and furthermore, he said he's currently searching for Momo."

"What! I'm on my way, follow him."

"Yes, sir."

In about five minutes searching, Stewie finds Momo and hopes that he arrived just in time.

"Captain? What are you doing?" Momo asked as her captain lies before her, Stewie however, doesn't respond to her question, he then says, "I need to ask you about something."

"What?"

Stewie walks up to her, looked her dead in the eye and asked, "I need about tree-fiddy."

Completely lost, she thought that he was gonna ask a question about Aizen. but it seems like he was making a joke but the look in his eyes and face showed he has dead serious.

"Nah, I'm just fucking with you. but there's still one question I gotta ask..."

"Yes."

"Did that dick come here to talk to you?"

"Uh, no. Why?"

"You lying, girl" Stewie jokingly asked, impersonating a black man's voice.

"What no. I haven't seen him all day. In fact, I haven't talked to him since that "accident" back at the hotel last week."

"Oh yeah, now I remember. Heh, that was great."

"Why did you do it?"

"Huh?"

"I thought you guys were friends and you did that."

"Hey, we're still friends." Stewie stated then muttered quietly. "..sort of."

"Well, you shouldn't have done that. Even if it was him, It's not right."

"Whatever." Stewie answered. "If your gonna lecture me about what I can and cannot do, then don't. You gotta remember that I'm your fucking captain and defending the guy won't help you. I know you're still haven't gotten over him but I got bigger shit to deal with. If you don't like it then just-"

Momo then interrupted his sentence and screeched, "Shut your fucking mouth!"

Stewie couldn't believe that one of his subordinates would talk to him like that, he didn't want to argue with her because if he did, he would do something that he would regret. He tried to tell her to stop but he's again interrupted, "He may be evil, he may had betrayed me and everybody else but that doesn't mean that you can disrespect him like calling him a faggot, insulting him and all the shit you've said and did to him that gives you no right to do such things."

Soon enough, Stewie couldn't resist himself from yelling but he was truly pissed at her comments. "You know what, bitch? You can just shut your fucking mouth. I'll do whatever I want, when I want and you can just accept it. If not, I just might not have to deal with you anymore. I tried not to yell but you have truly lost patience with me." Stewie soon changes his tone and told her, "I hate fighting with you about stupid shit, I don't want to fight with you about this stuff, okay?. Damn."

Momo soon went silent after having her captain snap at her, but then tears formed in her eyes, falling on one knee and cried, "I'm sorry for snapping at you, sir. I really am." She fell to the ground and started crying, Stewie felt guilty for going off like that, he went back up to her and apologized to her, "No, I'm sorry. I know it's hard for you. But-" He stopped his sentence short and realized that wasn't the real reason she was crying,

He noticed that she was losing breath, her hands gripping her heart area even her eyes started turning from brown to red. That's when he realized something was wrong with her.

"Are..are you okay?" He asked. but, Momo started to feel her body changing, like she was being possessed. She then began to grow fangs, her body felt heavy, her eye color changed even her clothes felt tight from the waist up because her breasts felt like they were gonna bust out. She didn't want her captain to witness her "change". Stewie instead backs up a few steps and said, "What the hell?"

Finally, she was able to regain control of her body, but it seemed a little too late. Her clothes were somehow ripped, her eye color changed back to brown and she was heavily panting as she was on her knees. A little confused, he asked, "Uhh, did you just orgasm? Because, that was a little odd."

Momo grabbed him and said, "Oh god, I'm so sorry. I didn't know what came over me but now I'm glad it's over."

"Yeah, good. Glad your okay..." Stewie replied, "Just so you know, you're exposed." She looked down to realize that her breasts were fully exposed, she wrapped her arms to hide them from his young eyes. She then yelled, "Oh my god, why did you look, you pervert."

"Don't feel embarrassed, I've seen better. Besides, I don't really care." Stewie stated, "Plus, that's not the only place that's revealed." Momo wondered what he meant by that but noticed that what was remaining of her "uniform" revealed more than she thought. She screamed, "Oh no, don't look at me!" She ran away, covering as much of her body as she can. But as she ran, she passes Aizen. He quickly noticed her running and said, "What the hell?" Stewie was really not expecting that, "God. This day can't get anymore fucked up."

"Stewie!" Aizen called out.

"I spoke way too soon."

"What's up, little bro."

"I thought you were going to fuck Momo like you said."

"Huh?" Aizen wondered but remembered what he meant. "Oh yeah. I forgot."

"Ugh." Stewie groaned. "Then what the fuck were you doing then."

"To get some food, I can't pound beavers on a empty stomach, you know. Also, I bought some clothes from Hot Topic."

"That's makes very good sense, but...wait, what?"

"Hm?"

"What do you mean you were at a Hot Topic? Where?"

"Somewhere around there." Aizen pointed at the store. "Why do you ask?"

"It's just weird, what the hell is a Hot Topic doing here?"

"Don't know."

Then, Stewie's phone started to ring, He looked to see who was is only to be it's Brian who is calling. He answers the phone and responds, "Hey, Brian. What's going on."

" Stewie! I have to talk to you."

"Why is it every time you call, it's about some news or something bad. Why can't you just call to say hi?"

"Sorry, but this is important."

"What?"

"Is Aizen there with you?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Ah shit. You might want to get outta here while you still can."

"What's going on?"

"Someone told me that Captain Hitsugaya had contacted Central 46 and the other captains that he was in the Seireitei and there now searching for you and Aizen."

"How did he find out?"

"Another source said that Rangiku informed him. They went on to say that she heard this from you."

"What?"

"Did you by any chance tell her this?"

"...what a minute." He took a minute to remember his last conversation with her.

"Hey, I gotta go, I need to keep Aizen's perverted ass from getting to Momo. I'll talk to-" Stewie told her until his sentence was cut when she heard "his" name.

"Wait, what did you say?" Rangiku asked. "Did you just say what I though you said? Are you telling me that Sōsuke Aizen is inside the Seireitei?"

"I think so. He's been coming and going for three months now, so far he's pissed me off and the asshole now lives with me."

Stewie goes silent and then said. "Oh shit."

"Oh god. Well you guys have to get outta here while you still have the chance."

"Okay, bye." Stewie's arm after hanging up fell like a sock after he hung up. Aizen was a little wondered when his eye and shoulders starting twitching.

"Are you okay?" Aizen asked him while he was standing like a statue. He then looked straight in the eye and told him, "Aizen."

"Yes."

"We need to get outta here."

"What? Why?" he asked. "What's going on he-" Aizen's sentence was cut short because a person who resembled a fox wrapped his arm tight around his neck, he tried to pull away but he was unable to get free. To make things worse, three more people who looked like captains grabbed his arms and legs, making him unable to break free.

"What the fuck is going on?" Stewie yelled but Rangiku grabbed him as well. "Sorry I have to do this."

Stewie was gripped tight including Aizen. None of the two were able to break free, that's when Captain-Commander, Genryūsai Shigekuni Yamamoto (damn, his name is hard to spell.) appeared before them. He walks up to the restrained Soul Reapers and said,

"I never expected to find you of all people with this traitor."

"Oh dear god. What's going on?"

Yamamoto looked at him and replied, "You two are going to jail."

"What the fuck did I do?"

"Harboring a criminal which in this place counts as treason."

Stewie's jaw drops when hearing these charges and said "Really? No really?"

"Stewie!" Aizen yelled with the little breath he had left. "Why did this have to happen this way! Shit! Shit!" He angrily thought until he passed out.

"Take them to the prison chambers!"

Stewie hissed, "You're not taking me anywhere! Now let me go!" but he is knocked out immediately.

At 8:10 pm, Inside Central 46, Stewie and Aizen are thrown in a Level 85 prison chamber awaiting there fate which is to be decided tonight. Both regain conciseness after getting knocked out.

"What happened?" Aizen weakly asked himself. "and what am I wearing? Why can't I move?"

"You're in a strait-jacket." Stewie replied. "It seems like they put it on us while we were unconscious."

"I'm glad you're here with me. It would suck if I had nobody here with me."

"What the fuck do you expect? I got arrested too if you didn't notice." Stewie said sarcastically. "Besides, I like being in a shit-hole like this, in a full body strait-jacket, sitting in piss and waiting to see if I either get executed or be locked up here for the rest of my natural life."

"You do?"

"NO!" Stewie snapped, "I HATE IT HERE! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! IF YOU DIDN'T COME HERE THEN WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS, WOULDN'T WE?"

"Well sorry. I see you're not in a good mood right now."

"Of course I'm not! This entire day has been a pain in my ass! I had to lie to my parents to keep them from knowing who you really are, I ended up fighting with Momo and witnessed her nearly turn into a monster which ripped nearly all her clothes and this fucking bullshit! So this is the WORST day EVER!"

"Damn dude, you lied to your parents to hide my identity from them. That's kinda cool. Also, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, fully."

"...Damn. Okay, if you want to...describe them for me?"

"No. I rather not at this time."

"Okay. Plus, we getting arrested is not my fault or yours. I was just a bad slip up."

"Yeah, whatever."

"Dude. You're the only true friend I've had in years and that's something." Aizen explained "Like my accomplices and the Arrancars are okay but you are the only person that I can open up to and just hang out without seeing the other side of me. It's lonely but as long as I have you and your dog, That's all I can ever ask for."

"Are you saying this just so I won't be mad at you or for me to describe Momo's breasts?"

"No. I mean it. If we have to spend the rest of our lives in this shit hole, then that's how it gonna be." Then, a unknown voice comes out from the dark side of the cell.

"You should understand what's he talking about, he's makes pretty good sense."

"Who was that?" Stewie yelled. "Show yourself." The mysterious man appeared out from the dark, only to reveal the the man wasn't wearing a strait-jacket but had a torn haori which was on his right side but strapped around his waist too. The man was big with a full beard and lightly pale skin.

"Who the fuck are you? What's you're name?" Stewie asked.

"I don't have a name."

Stewie and Aizen looked at each other then back at him, "What do you mean you don't have a name? Everybody has a name."

"Yeah like people have to wear the same thing and shit, I have no name." He then walked off but Stewie noticed something.

"You were a captain, were you?"

"Why do you ask?"

"Because that thing you have, belongs to the 11th Division."

"Hm, so you were the captain of the 11th Division before the last two, am I correct?" Aizen questioned.

"Yeah. What of it."

"We both are or were captains."

"Still for me at this time."

"So, why are you here?"

"I ate a cookie." Stewie and Aizen were completely lost, they hoped that wasn't why he was in prison.

"A cookie? You're telling me that you got sent to prison...for eating a goddamn cookie?"

"...then after, I went on a rampage and accidentally killed two captains."

"Shit, bro."

"I know." He said. "So what did you do?"

Aizen replied, "I did a lot of bad shit to get here."

"I'm here for harboring the guy." Stewie also replied.

"Well at least you two didn't kill anyone to get here."

"I didn't. He did."

"All of Central 46."

"Wow."

"And that's not even all of it."

"How much did you get?"

"They're deciding our sentence tonight."

"Sorry guys, Well the bright side is that you got to do whatever you wanted to before."

Aizen replied, "Thanks, man. I thought when I first saw you is that you were gonna beat us up so bad that we would piss ourselves but you're a nice guy."

"I know. But hey, at least we have each other."

Aizen and the former captain nodded in agreement until guards walked up to the cell,

"Griffin, Aizen. Time for the Captain-Commander to announce his decision regarding you guys." They yelled as the grabbed the two and took then to discover there fate.

There are now in a dark room, filled with guards, ten other captains and the Captain-Commander. There pushed to the ground then they push them even further.

"On you're knees." The guard ordered.

"Well, well. Look's like it's time."

Aizen then commented, "This shit is a pain in the ass."

"Shut up!"

"...fine."

"Now, we have voted it out with the captains and all the members of Central 46 and it's unanimous, you both shall be punished for you're actions."

"Son of a bitch." Stewie muttered.

"You, Stewie Griffin and Sōsuke Aizen are hereby sentenced to 40,000 years in the Level 100 prison chambers."

3rd A/N: I know that's not actually the lowest chamber for them but bear with me...

"Well, that seems fair after all...WHAT! 40,000 YEARS! WHAT THE FUCK!"

"You're sentences are to carried out immediately."

"Oh sweet god, please save me from this horrible day." Stewie proclaimed. But then, a blast is heard outside and soon enough, the walls are busted in by a unknown person wearing a dark cloak covering the person's face. The guards then attacks the person but is knocked out easily.

"Goodness, Stewie. You haven't been a Soul Reaper for six months and you're already in trouble." The person told Stewie.

"Uh, how do you know who I am?"

"Because, I'm you're grandmother." She uncovers her face, revealing herself as Barbara Pewterschmidt, Stewie's grandmother. "It's been a long time, Stewie."

Jūshirō Ukitake, The captain of the 13th Division, was shocked to find this out. "Oh my god, It's you-" his sentence is interrupted when she finishes his sentence for him, "Yes, I am Barbara Pewterschmidt, the former captain of the 9th Division. The real one."

Stewie thinks out loud to himself, "This is insane." Genryūsai Shigekuni Yamamoto then walks up to her and said, "Well, it's been years since the last time I've seen you. Are you here for you're grandson?"

"Yes. And his friend." Barbara replied, "I'm here to set them free."

"What makes you think that you can just come back here and demand for two prisoners to be released?"

"Because this, I may had left my position as captain years ago, but I didn't leave my position as one of the three leading commanding officers for Central 46."

Ukitake yelled, "So you're gonna release such a man like him?"

"I've watched him and I don't agree on the things he's done. But I know one thing, he's a good friend of my grandson and I won't let one of his friends go down like this."

Stewie soon muttered silently, "Yeah, kinda."

"So if we talk about this, maybe we can work out something."

"Alright. Guards, take them outside so we can negotiate."

"Yes, sir." The guards proceed to grab the two and take them outside. Stewie just hopes that his grandmother will save him from his fate.

Now 10:34 pm, still negotiating...the two grew bored as well as the guards.

"Bring them in." Yamamoto ordered.

The guards bring them in with everybody including Barbara was still there.

"What is it now?" Stewie asked impatiently.

"You are free to go, Captain." The guard said as he took Stewie out of the strait-jacket, setting him free. "The other captains had decided to let you go."

"But what about Aizen?"

Barbara then informed him, "Sorry, I was only able to get you pardoned but no luck for him."

"It's okay, Stewie. Just be lucky that you've been set free. Plus, I saw it coming anyways." Aizen said.

"Come on. Let's get you home." Barbara proceeded to take Stewie out of there but he slipped out and yelled. "No! I've gone through way too much shit with this guy just to have this happen. If he gets imprisoned, then I'm going with him."

Flattered, Aizen told him. "That's very nice but you're still a child, It would just suck if you had to throw away you're entire life and future for my sake. Go on, you won't have another chance at freedom if you give it up."

"I don't care." He looks at Barbara and asked, "Can you try to set him free too."

"That depends, will you guys pardon him as well?"

"I suppose. But under one condition."

"What?"

"He must surrender the Hogyoku."

Aizen then yelled, "I rather get ass-raped in jail that give the Hogyoku to you pigs!"

Stewie walks up and kicks him in the face, yelling, "Hey! There giving you a good offer, so give it to them and NO trickery!"

"Okay, let me call someone." Stewie then takes out his phone, "Call Gin. He knows where it is because the one I have is fake."

"Okay." he finds his name in speed-dial and calls him. He places the phone in his ears.

"Yo. I need you to bring the Hogyoku. The real one, not the fake."

….

"What do you mean you're busy, get your creepy ass out here and give me the damn thing. And if you give me more shit, then I won't tell you what I got you for your birthday."

….

"Just get it."

One hour later...

"Here you go, Guys. Enjoy."

"We don't believe that this is the real thing. Give us all copies including fakes."

"Yeah, okay. Give me the fake."

"...what fake?" Noticing the weird look on his face, Stewie charged at him, searching everywhere for it until he found it in the most nastiest of places...his crotch.

"Ew. Gross there's even juices dripping out. When was the last time you cleaned those things?"

"Last week."

"Wow. Okay, here you go. If you still want it."

"Thank you." The guard said then gave both to the Captain-Commander.

Yamamoto ordered, "Let him go." The guards then freed Aizen from the strait-jacket. He then continued, "Now I want Captain Stewie Griffin to watch him on all activities from here on, Understand?"

Confused, Stewie asked, "What does that mean?"

Barbara replied, "It means your in charge of him from now on." He couldn't realize that this means his days will be filled with...him.

"Son of a bitch." He angrily groaned, "Let's go before I go bat-shit insane on these retards."

Ukitake then reminded him, "Oh yeah, Captain's meeting is tomorrow."

He snapped back, "Fuck off!"

After that messed up ordeal, Stewie, Aizen and Barbara walk out of Central 46 with Stewie just wanting to forget this day forever. But, Aizen reminded him, "Are you gonna tell me now?"

Still angry, He picks up a nearby brick and throws it at him. Which means Stewie won't be in a good mood for a while.

Chapter Six Omake

Stewie needs something to settle his headache or something that will keep him from killing Aizen this time after his most recent act of stupidity. This time, he thought it would be cool to dig for treasure which resulted in a massive hole in his backyard, Just exhausted, he goes into the kitchen to get something to keep him from losing his cool, but he hears a noise coming from under the sink, thinking it's a mouse or a rat, he goes to investigate only to find out that it's Ichigo Kurosaki who is just hiding under the sink, looking like he's scared out of his mind. Stewie decided to ask, "Uh, what the hell are you doing under here, Ichigo?"

Ichigo replied, "I needed to find some place to hide."

"Why?"

He went on to explain, "It's that Harribel woman. Ever since I came to your house a while back, she's been trying to 'do' things to me. I even think she might rape me while I sleep."

"So."

"So? It fucking sucks! My only way of hiding from that shark bitch is under here and I thought that this would be the only place that she won't be able to find me." He yelled.

"I don't really see the problem here, I think she just likes you and wants you to give her a chance at something great."

"I just know that If we date, than I know something bad might happen." Ichigo explained. "Besides, how would my friends react if that happened and what would they say?"

"If they something bad or don't support, then tell them to suck your balls and flip 'em off."

"Either way, I'm not riding that gravy train. Hell no, I rather hide from that woman than deal with that shit."

Stewie shrugged, "Suit yourself."

Then, the door is again smashed off it's hinges by a unknown woman which turns out to be Tia Harribel who is looking for Ichigo. Stewie gets pissed at the fact that not only that there's a HUGE hole in his backyard, that his door is always being punched and/or kicked in by a Espada. It was clear that he was gonna lose his mind.

Anyways, Harribel wasn't the least concerned about the door, she just wanted Ichigo and she knew that he was there. She walks up to Stewie and asks, "Where's Ichigo?"

He didn't want to reveal his hiding spot, he responded without hesitation, "Dunno."

However that didn't stop her from searching, Harribel went straight to the kitchen sink, not even checking the closets or any likely place that he would be hiding in. She was only two feet from the sink but she managed to smash her fist under the sink, grabbed Ichigo and pulled him out, resulting in the entire thing falling to the ground. Stewie's eyes grew wide and his jaw falls close to the ground as he couldn't believe had just happened. Harribel says, "You're a slippery son of a bitch, aren't you?"as she then dragged Ichigo out the door. Stewie was still shocked as he walked upstairs but he then sees Aizen covered in dirt, carrying a large treasure chest. As he walked up the stairs, he told him, "Found it."

Then, Stewie walks out the door, and goes for a walk because he knew that he couldn't stay there much longer or else he would light the house on fire.

END OF CHAPTER SIX

4th A/N: Holy shit! Over 6,500 words? Damn. I need to pay attention with some shit...