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A/N: Alright, this is one of some new chapters I'm posting. But again, another 6,000 word chapter. Enjoy?
Chapter Eight: The Woman With Glasses
Stewie and Aizen has been desperately needing some rest after the events that occurred in the last week. After dealing with a vampire, got arrested, got injured, Aizen to be exact and Stewie having to lie to his parents about his new companion. Even Stewie's lieutenant, Brian has gotten involved in the slightest bit. In the months since Stewie became a captain, he and his friends has dealt with some strange things. But a steer week since their weird adventures, Stewie decided to call up a companion he met not long ago and invite her to join them. Most likely to ease the insanity.
Meanwhile, on a Saturday afternoon...
To get some time off, the three go to the park, but Stewie had some different intentions. He had planned to meet up with Lisa Yadomaru, a friend he met up with a while back. However, neither Aizen or Brian knew this but they wondered where he wandered off to. While they looked for Stewie, he was with Lisa, talking while on the swing-set.
"It's awesome that you chose to hang out with us, Lisa." Stewie said.
"Yeah. I like to hang out with you guys," Lisa replied, "But I don't know about Aizen though. Why do you hang out with that man?"
"I have no idea. I've thought of telling him to fuck off but I realized that he's more fun than everybody else I know."
"Well, whatever. It would be nice to meet new people."
"You are very distant, are you?"
"Yeah. But caring nonetheless."
"You know, when I met you, I thought you were a silent bitch but you're pretty nice."
"Thanks. Not many people tell me that."
"Well at least I told you."
"Yeah thanks."
While Aizen looked for Stewie, he finally spots him with Lisa. He took a closer look to determine if it was her and he was right, he runs over to the two, calling Stewie:
"Hey Stewie! Over here."
"What the hell?" Stewie mumbled, "Ugh, Not him again."
"Hey, where have you been?" Aizen asked him, "I was worried about you-"
His sentence was interrupted as Lisa lifted her foot and kicked him straight in the testicles, while she was swinging. Aizen fell to the ground, gripping his crotch in pain after a hard kick in the balls. He got onto his knees and yelled:
"What the fuck was that for?"
"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, did I?"
"What?"
"Lisa is gonna be hanging with us for now on. I realized that our little group is all dudes, so she's the group's newest addition."
"Why? Couldn't you at least find a hotter woman than Lisa?"
Insulted by his comment, Lisa responds by punching him in the face, but Stewie answered, "Well, she's reliable, tolerable, good fighter, good companion and have you heard this woman sing? She's amazing."
"But still, you could have gotten somebody more appealing." Aizen answered after he got back up on his feet.
"I'd rather not have some bimbo hanging with us. At least she has brains and is fine looking."
"You make a very good point but you could of at least told me."
"I didn't need to. Regardless, we need a woman around so it isn't a dick party all the time."
"Yeah, I guess you're right."
"I am. Now let's go."
"Fine. But keep her away from me."
"No promises about that."
And so, the three went to leave but as Lisa walked past Aizen, he said, "Hey baby, why don't you come over her and give me some sugar."
Lisa was again insulted by his request and kicked him in the testicles again then walked away. He managed to get back up on his knees and finally back on his feet, walking back towards them but was limping as he walked.
"Damn, that hurt." Aizen said to himself.
Later that afternoon...
The newly formed quartet were at Stewie's house, wondering what they should do. Stewie wanted to inaugurate their new friend by doing something, but he was empty. As the four sat there thinking, Aizen got up and told them:
"Hey, why don't we have a foursome? You know, getting it on all night."
"I'm afraid I have to disagree on that idea," Brian replied, "I'm a dog and he's a baby. And she hates you, so that's a terrible idea."
"You know, I need to know something. Why is almost all your ideas sex-related?" Stewie asked.
"Maybe I want some sex."
"Yeah, whatever."
"So, what should we do? We should inaugurate Lisa in a dignified and peaceful manner." Brian said to the three.
Stewie although liked the idea but replied, "That's kinda boring but good idea. However, we should do some kinda endurance tournament to see who's the best."
"That's not bad," Lisa said, "But what kinda of challenges should we do?"
"Like some wild, fun, physical kinda thing."
"That sounds good."
"But who will officiate the challenges?" Aizen asked.
"Hmm, I don't know."
Brian then added, "But we don't need just anyone, we need somebody who is capable of doing it?"
"I know who," Lisa answered, she got up and continued, "There's a town in Japan called Karakura Town, there is a abandoned warehouse where I used to live."
"Go on." Stewie replied.
"When you find that warehouse, you'll meet others Vizards like me. When you're there, ask for a blonde haired girl named Hiyori Sarugaki, she may be able to help us."
"How the hell am I supposed to get to Japan in such short time?"
"Remember that transporter you built?" Brian asked, "That can transfer you in no time."
"Okay. I'll warm it up and I'll get going."
"Wait, why can't I come with?" Aizen asked him.
"Because like me, they also hate you and they'll think he's on your side." Lisa answered.
"Aww."
"Shut up!" Stewie yelled, "Now, I'll be back in about an hour or two."
"Now remember, if they ask how you found them, tell them I sent you."
"Will they consider you as a traitor?" Brian asked her.
"No. They won't as far as I know."
"I hope you're right. Otherwise, they'll slice me in to bits."
"Don't be sure about that."
"God, we're so fucking random." Brian noted.
"Very much."
Sometime later...again...
Stewie was successful this time with his transporter, he had a hard time trying to find the warehouse, in a steer hour, people had stared at him constantly, mainly because of his head. Luckily for him, Stewie had a picture of the place in order to find it. He finally stumbled upon a what seemed to be abandoned warehouse in a nearly deserted area. Stewie looked at the picture and at the building to make sure.
"Wow, she used to live here? Oh well, homes can't always be perfect." Stewie thought.
He entered the warehouse and saw that no one was there. This confused him as he thought someone would still be there. He looked around and only saw nothing but a couch in the middle of the room. Stewie raised his eyebrow in confusion and wondered why would a couch be doing there? But didn't tend to find out.
He looked some more and then yelled, "Hey! Anybody here? Somebody come out here."
After a few silent moments, a man with dark sunglasses appeared before him, he had a hairstyle that almost like a afro. He looked at Stewie and he looked at him, the room was a bit silent until Stewie decided to break the silence:
"Um, do you live here?"
"Holy shit, you can talk?" He surprisingly asked, "Hey, Shinji, Kensei, you guys have to come over here!"
And then, three people, including one girl came over to see what he wanted, the first guy had short blonde hair and a creepy smile on his face. The second was a muscular man with Grey hair and the third had green hair and a white skin-tight suit.
"Okay, you don't have to do that, man." Stewie yelled out somewhere, "Anyways, who the fuck are you guys?"
"Holy shit, that baby can talk!" The blonde haired man said.
"Yeah, no shit I can talk. Now, who are you people, what's your names."
"Fine. My name is Love Aikawa. And the creepy ass one is Shinji Hirako."
"Okay, but who are they?"
"Oh, his name is Kensei Muguruma and-"
"Why are you telling my name to a stranger, let aside a baby." Kensei protested.
"Shut up, man." Stewie growled, "Alright, Kensei. Who is that chick?"
"Oh, her name is Mashiro, my old lieutenant."
"Nice to meet you." Mashiro greeted.
"Yeah, nice to meet you. I'm here to find somebody."
"Okay, first tell us your name." Shinji told him.
Stewie sighed and said, Whatever, my name is Stewie Griffin, the guy who's about to ice someone if you idiots don't listen to me."
"Okay, what do you want?" Kensei asked the small captain.
"Okay first, do you know somebody named Lisa Yadomaru?"
"That depends, which one are you talking about?"
"I don't know, braided black hair, wears glasses, very distant, reads porno, has kinda green eyes."
"Oh, we know her. She disappeared somewhere last week."
"Are you gonna say that she's not coming back?" Shinji asked.
"Not exactly, she actually sent me here to find this one girl. Do any of you know someone named Hiyori Sarugaki?"
"Uh, yeah. Unfortunately."
"So, where is she?"
Then, all of a sudden, a girl with pigtails finds and joins the five. She looked at them and asked, "What are you four dumbasses doing here, aren't we suppose to train?"
"That's your answer." Shinji sighed.
"Okay," Stewie walked over to her and asked, "Are you Hiyori Sarugaki?"
"One and only."
"My name is Stewie and I was sent here by one of your friends."
"You mean Lisa?" Hiyori remarked, "Why would she sent you here? And why?"
"We wanted to start a endurance tournament along with my lieutenant and you-know-who. And she told me that you would be great to officiate."
"What did you mean by you-know-who?" Love asked him.
"Sousuke Aizen, the man that's currently pissing me off."
"What! Are you saying she left us to side with that bastard?" Kensei yelled.
"Actually, she left to side with me."
"You mean, you're really Aizen right now?"
"Oh god, we didn't even see it coming." Mashiro panicked, "It seems now we gotta kill you."
"What? No! I'm not that ass-licking faggot."
"Prove it." Shinji said.
"Prove what? He may be 'smart', but he not smart enough to disguise as somebody else."
"How do you know that?"
"Because he tried to disguise himself as a frog. When you see a grown man hopping and making frog noises, you just can't help but shake your head."
"He might have a point." Love inquired.
"Exactly. Will you do it?" Stewie asked her.
Hiyori thought about it for a second and said, "Yeah, whatever. There's nothing better to do."
"Great. We shall leave now."
"Now? Why the hell should we leave now?"
"Don't know, now let's go."
Meanwhile, with Stewie and Hiyori on their way, the other three grown bored. Instead of his usual behavior, Aizen just sat down, doing nothing while Brian talked to Lisa to get to know her some more.
"Hey, Lisa? Here's a few questions: Why do you hate Aizen?" Brian asked her.
"Because he made me into the person I am today." Lisa answered.
"A bitch?"
"No. I was turned into a Vizard because of him."
"Ah. Does that explain why you're such a bitch?"
Lisa viciously glared at him and growled, "I hope you can run as good as you talk."
"And what's that's suppose to mean?"
"You like to run your mouth so much, I'd like to see you run with your legs...while I'm chasing you."
'Yeah, okay. Next question: Even though you are like...'undead' and all, do you have any family members?"
"Yes. I do."
"Really?"
"Yeah, my family is pretty cool or perfect as you would put it. All I can say is, they are pretty damn cool."
"Any family in particular?"
"You'll have to figure that out yourself," Lisa replied, "Shit, where's Stewie?"
"I don't know. Anyways, here's the last question..."
"What?"
"Can we call Risa-chan?"
"Uh, what? Why would you wanna call me that in general?"
"Because it's suitable for you. You're Japanese, it's how it spelled in the language and it's cute."
"I don't think it's cute...at all."
A near-sleeping Aizen shifted a bit and murmured, "Prude."
"What did you say?" Lisa hissed, overhearing his little comment.
"I said...you're a prude." Aizen tiredly answered. Lisa responded by taking off her shoe and throwing it at him.
Brian was a bit surprised and mumbled, "Damn, bitch." Lisa turned her attention from Aizen and started to glare deeply at Brian again.
"What was that?" she said, with her tone as dark as...ever.
"Uh..did I say 'bitch'? I meant..." He stopped his sentence, knowing he was screwed, so he just gave up and sighed, "Just give it to me."
She accepts his request and kicks Brian straight towards Aizen, being in a lot of pain at the moment, he and Aizen chose not to anger Lisa again, although Aizen didn't actually intend to this time. Anyways, while Aizen laid there resting, Lisa as irritated as ever and Brian groaning in pain, they heard somebody at the door but it was more like someone was breaking in.
The three...well, two actually, went to the door. Even though his head hurt, Brian grabbed an axe and Lisa picked up a nearby baseball bat, staring at the door to see what else happens. But outside was actually Stewie and Hiyori, who had just came back.
Apparently, Hiyori had a problem opening the door, so she mumbled, "What the fuck? What's wrong with your door?"
"Huh? That's strange. Pick me up, I'll handle it." Stewie replied, she picked him up and faced him towards the door knob.
Stewie tried maneuvering the door open while Brian and Lisa were ready to strike them on the other side. He attempted to slam his body towards the door, but because of his body, it didn't budge. So after trying almost everything possible, Stewie ordered Hiyori to put him down, so he could think.
"Okay, this thing isn't gonna open." Stewie told her, but he came up with an idea, "Hiyori, just cut this bitch into bits."
"With pleasure." Hiyori happily agreed, taking out her Zanpakuto and began cutting the door into pieces.
On the other side, Brian and Lisa watched 'somebody' cut down the door into four pieces. The door pieces fell to the ground and who they saw was Stewie, alongside him was Hiyori, they didn't know he would actually convince her to come with him, but he manages to do so.
"Uhh, hey guys. I see you're here." Brian awkwardly greeted.
'Yeah. I brought her here, like you said to, Lisa." Stewie said to the stunned two.
"Um...yeah good for you. Guess all that hype of kicking some ass was for nothing."
Because all the noise, Aizen got up from the couch, scratching his head and said, "Ugh...the fuck is going on here?"
"Ah, it seems the dumbass is awake, huh?"
Hiyori took a look at them and stated, "Damn, you guys are...strange."
"Yeah, but I learned to live with it. There's no changing it." Stewie replied, with a slightly frown. They were all confused, except for Aizen who just woke up. Hiyori expected what she was told, which was why she came, but something else may go down soon.
"So...now that she's here, should we start the tournament?" Aizen asked the others. They thought about it for a moment and they all had the thought, Let's do it. I guess?.
"Yeah, I guess. Let's do this." Stewie answered, so they gathered up and began to start their planning.
About a couple hours later, the five were planning out what the events shall be, everyone except Aizen had a suggestion because he'll choose something sexual, Brian didn't care less about it at all, since he now felt like the tournament wasn't worth it. As for the other three, they had lots of ideas. But then Stewie chose to limit the tournament to five events.
"Okay, so it's now up to Lisa. Which seven should be do for this tournament?" Stewie said, turning to Lisa for her opinion.
She thought about it for a moment, until she answered, "Okay, let's do these five listed here."
They looked at the challenges, and they liked the idea. So Stewie looked up and said, "Alright, those sound good. Let's do this shit."
Now after they decided which should be done, they called Aizen and Brian over to tell them what they're gonna play in this tournament. And so, they prepared the backyard for these unknown events, with some ensuing danger possible.
An hour later, Stewie, Aizen, Brian and Lisa were in the backyard, after they had turned the entire thing into something from Wipeout. The entire house was fitted for this little game they were about to play. They didn't need to change clothes, of course but they did need armor for a couple challenges. The group was split into two teams, with Stewie and Aizen as the first team and Brian and Lisa as the other.
Now, with them prepared, Hiyori approached the four, got on top of a stage and said, "Okay, you four. This tournament will test your endurance, speed, strength and your ability to work as a team. So now, we move on to the teams, in order to avoid confusion, the teams will wear a bandanas on their heads, Stewie and Aizen will wear these purple bandanas while Brian and Lisa wears the green bandanas."
"Purple seems like my color. Very...manly." Aizen said out loud.
"No it's not, you idiot." Stewie disagreed, he turned to Hiyori and asked, "Hey, can we have nicknames or something?"
"Umm...sure. You can have a nickname, as long as your teammate chooses it." Hiyori replied, not sure what to say after that.
"Okay then. Your nickname will be Zen Master." he proclaimed. Aizen felt sickened by have a nickname like that. But he chose to level up the playing field.
"Oh really? Then your nickname will be Stew Crew." Aizen chuckled, knowing he also hates that nickname.
After seeing what they were doing, Lisa knew exactly what kind of nickname he would get, telling by his smile, "Brian, don't you fucking dare!"
"I decided that Lisa's nickname will be Risa-chan." He said out to Hiyori, she chuckled a bit, however Lisa wanted to choke him to death.
"Alright, asshole. Then your nickname will be B-Fizzy." she fired back, laughing a bit.
"You proud of that? You proud of what you said?" Brian asked her, who was pretty irritated.
"Okay enough. Nobody gets nicknames if you all are gonna behave like this. Now shut up and listen." Hiyori yelled, getting tired of all the bullshit, "Here's the deal: There are five challenges, the team who wins three of five of these challenges, will win."
"Seems fair enough." Stewie agreed, liking the idea.
"Good. Now for the first event." she announced, "This challenge will involve these plates of deviled eggs on this table and the two things covered on the other. Now pick up a plate and the 'surprise'."
They do so with Aizen and Brian taking the deviled eggs and Stewie and Lisa taking what was covered up. They weren't allowed to uncover what was under the cloth, but Hiyori then told them:
"Alright on my word, you guys remove the cloths. Now."
They removed the cloth, only to see a little animal that kinda looked like a Furby toy. This confuses the four, two knew what it was but the other two didn't.
"Um, what the hell is this?" Aizen asked.
"Those are what people call, a Furby." Hiyori explained, "These things are actual live creatures, there were hard to find apparently. Here's the challenge: You must resist their cuteness, if you fall prey to it's loveable face, you will end up feeding it a deviled egg. If you feed it, then it will become a monster and attempt to devour you."
"Okay, easy enough." Brian said, not finding it a challenge.
"Alright, now start."
They began to stare into the their faces, but that until Aizen ate the deviled eggs and Stewie snapping it's neck. Brian and Lisa were surprised, they thought for a moment because they ate the eggs and killed it, they automatically win. That's when Hiyori went and said:
"Huh? I guess they win."
"What? They killed it, how do they win?" Brian protested.
"The reason they win is because they are too cold-hearted to fall victim to it's looks. And since they killed it, they automatically win since they're not the people to fall for that shit."
"It's like seeing a hot woman with huge boobs and there the cute, flat-chested girl. The first is bound to get you into trouble while the second has more to offer." Stewie explained.
"Ah. So with that, let's move on to the next challenge."
Now inside the house, the four were each faced with four covered bowls, Hiyori walked over to the table and lightly placed her fingers on the one next to Aizen, but she explained first:
"Now for this challenge, this one is very...screwed up. I think. So for this challenge, you four must eat this."
Hiyori then pulled the cloths from all four bowls, but they didn't know what their eyes met with, basically confusing the four.
"Okay, now what the fuck...is this?" Lisa slowly asked.
"The fuck you think is it, Lisa? It's meatballs." Brian answered, but unfortunately, he was a little off.
"Well, technically...you're right, Brian. But these are a little different." Hiyori explained.
"Well, what are they?"
"It's a variety of horse and bull testicles with a lightly thick Tabasco sauce." She revealed, then their eyes grew wide and looked at the bowls, "Apparently, you guys must eat this in less than five minutes, the team that eats the most wins and of course, vomiting disqualifies."
Not only did they have to eat it, they were horrified. Neither of them would ever imagine doing something like this. But then Aizen was a bit confused, so he asked:
"Um, what does strength and speed have anything to do this challenge?"
"This challenge is about inner strength, the ability to do something that no normal person would ever attempt."
"Ah. Seems reasonable. But this is out of the question."
"Just shut up and do it."
"Fine."
"Now...be-" Hiyori tried to say, but Lisa cut her off.
"Wait! I need to ask something?"
"What is it?"
"Does microwaving disqualify?"
Hiyori thought about it for a second and gave her answer, "Um no. I don't think so."
"Okay, just checking. Let's do it."
"Yeah...uh?...begin."
The four prepared themselves, but Brian still had a problem with this. Stewie and Aizen had just begun eating, Aizen terribly did not want to swallow it but Stewie didn't care and started eating it with no problem.
Brian looked at them eat it and he just said, "I don't know if I can do this..."
Lisa wasn't gonna allow him to back out, so she slapped him upside his head and yelled, "Don't you dare back out, you pussy! Now shut the fuck up and eat it."
He was already seeing Lisa devour almost half of her bowl, which gave him the thought she didn't care what she was eating. He wasn't disgusted but rather...yeah disgusted.
"Damn, how can you eat that crap?"
"Very simple. Not really. But I don't care if I'm eating animal scrotum, at least it's meat and not human."
"Still gross."
"Shut up and eat."
Brian took a look at the bowl, and felt like vomiting. He had already saw the other three eat what was inside, but with less than two minutes left, Lisa had already finished her bowl, while Stewie and Aizen had ate nearly more than her, but that wasn't the case. What he needed to focus on was eating some to win the challenge. Brian grabbed a piece of it and took a bite, he tried not to puke after biting down and swallowing.
He began to eat some more, his mouth was burning hot by the sauce and didn't know if he could finish the whole bowl in such little time. He was nearly halfway done and right when he was about to continue, he bit down on one until he felt something squirt in his mouth. And that was it for Brian, he stuck his finger in his mouth and a white substance trailed out of his mouth from his finger. Brian froze up for a moment, with his jaw twitching. A few silent moments later, he couldn't hold it and puked all over the floor and himself for about several seconds.
Stewie and Aizen were surprised, Hiyori just shook her head and Lisa just looked at him and growled, "You weak son of a bitch."
"Um...I guess they win." Hiyori said, kinda surprised but there was a catch, "Uhh, you know what? How about we cancel the last two challenges? It won't be pretty though."
"So that means we win?" Aizen asked.
"Not exactly." She replied, Hiyori quickly thought about it and she explained, "Since the two events are canceled, the wins are abolished. Meaning the winner of the next challenge, takes it all."
Stewie and Aizen didn't chose to argue, since they won so easily, neither Brian or Lisa found a problem with the plan. But they wondered what the now-last challenge was.
Ten minutes later, the four had armor on, not the usual kind but armor all the same. This time, they were outside and the backyard was refitted for this challenge. Instead of wearing the purple and green bandanas, they wore them on their left and right arms. They waited for Hiyori to come outside, as she was retrieving the equipment needed. She came out here with them, carrying a box that seems to have guns inside.
Stewie didn't understand, so he asked, "Hey, what's inside the box? Do we have to shoot and kill each other?"
"Shoot, yes. Kill, no." Hiyori replied, "This is the last challenge. You guys must take these paintball guns and shoot each other. But, there a catch. There is a series of random items that will strike you, if you're not careful. Avoid these items, go through the obstacles and take out the your opponents."
"Um, okay. That's all we gotta do?"
"Yeah, kinda. Now go!"
The four rushed to different places, they were good in the stealth department but Brian was a different story. He was going all around the place, trying to find a place to hide or try to take out Stewie or Aizen. Speaking of the two, they were moving slow but able to keep themselves from being caught, trying to hunt down the other two. They decided to work as a team to take them out.
Then suddenly, Brian spotted Stewie in open range, so without thinking, he came out of his hiding spot and attacked Stewie, firing several paint balls at him. Little did he know, Stewie and Aizen set a trap earlier, placing a dummy version of Stewie in place of the real Stewie. Brian doesn't discover this until he went over and saw the dummy body, while he was completely stooped, Stewie and Aizen was behind him, about prepared to fire at him. Either way, they shot at him a dozen times without warning.
Now with Brian 'shot down', Hiyori waved him out of the game, leaving only Lisa as the last target. The two didn't find her as much as a threat, at least that's what Aizen believed.
"Alright, let's handle this bitch and we will sweep these clowns." Aizen laughed, believing that she will be easy. However, Lisa came out of nowhere and repeatedly shot down Aizen, without mercy or even restraint.
Before he fell to the ground, he mumbled, "Aw goddamn it."
After he was waved out of the game, it left only Stewie and Lisa remaining in the game. They stared at each other for a while, with Aizen pretending he is dead, Brian just sitting on the ground watching and Hiyori taking a shot vodka to kill time.
"So...I guess it's down to us, huh?" Stewie said, while slightly smiling, "You wanna prove to me that you're worthy?"
"Bring on, you little bitch."
Then the remaining two began firing, they were all over the battleground as it probably wasn't a paintball fight, but rather a test between agility and speed. They kept shooting at each other while unintentionally performing acrobatic moves, they were shooting at a fast rate yet they weren't out of ammo yet. Stewie and Lisa went over to their defeated partners and took the guns from them, just in case. The two ran in a circle, shooting at each other, but there was no success.
Getting a little boring and pointless, they used they're physical abilities while firing at a lower rate. And strangely enough, they were using the guns as if it was a sword. Stewie and Lisa launched a kangaroo kick at each other, but it failed, pushing them away from each and rolling to the ground.
They quickly got up and pointed the paintball guns at each other, they stared at each other for a moment and pulled the trigger...but nothing fired out. The two were incredibly confused, they tried banging the guns to see if it's jammed. Until they discovered they were out of ammo, which made them feel stupid. But they remembered that they had another paintball gun with them. Then, Stewie and Lisa glared at each other again, also ready to end it.
"Time to finish this." Lisa said, not at all scared if she'll get hit.
They pulled the trigger at the exact same time, at how fast it was going, they didn't have enough time to react and the two was both hit in the face, causing both Stewie and Lisa to fly a foot off the ground. They landed with Lisa losing her glasses, and they wondered who won? But Hiyori had to make the decision herself.
Hiyori looked at them for a moment and turned away to make a decision, she turned back over and said, "Since you two managed to hit each other at the same fucking time, my decision is: the tournament ends in a tie."
"Which means we won?" Aizen asked.
"No, you dumbass! It means nobody wins. Get it?"
"Oh. That sucks. Oh well, at least we beat them twice."
"Oh shut up," Lisa growled, picking up her glasses, "We would have kicked you guys' asses, if Brian didn't fucking puke."
"Sorry. I just couldn't eat it." Brian apologized.
"Whatever."
"Alright, guys. Even though neither of us came out with the win, at least me did our best...apparently." Stewie told the three.
"What surprises me is that you guys avoided all the random items?" Hiyori added, in fact, what she said was actually true.
"Then maybe we were lucky then."
"Whatever, then. I'm leaving."
"Awwwww. Why?" Aizen asked.
The other three retaliated by yelling, "Shut up, Aizen!"
"Why? Unlike her, I don't live here. So, I'm going home."
"Well nice seeing you then, Hiyori. It's been fun." Lisa told her, giving her a farewell.
"Good luck with them. The baby-err..I mean Stewie is cool, but watch yourself with that asshole."
"You don't need to tell me."
"Okay, come with me and I'll send you back to the warehouse in no time." Stewie told her, asking her to follow him to his transporter.
An hour later, Hiyori was transported back the the warehouse and the quartet was sitting on the couch, except for Stewie who was sitting in his chair. They had washed off all the paint on them and they felt sore after getting hit in certain parts, well...just Aizen and Brian were sore.
"Well...that was a interesting day." Stewie said.
"Indeed it was. I'm glad we don't have to deal with that for a while." Aizen responded, still feeling sore.
"Don't be sure about that. More crazy shit will happen."
"Like me slicing this asshole in half?" Lisa 'sarcastically' replied.
"Kinda."
Chapter Eight Omake
Stewie: "Alright. Now that there's four of us, we can change up the omakes each chapter."
Lisa: "Really?"
Stewie: "Yeah. It's something we can do afterwards...if we're even alive, of course."
Aizen: "Can we choose our own each chapter?"
Stewie: "I guess. But nothing sexual."
Aizen: "Cool and aw man."
Lisa: "Be quiet."
Aizen: "I'll be quiet, when you get on your knees and suck this dick."
*Lisa kicks Aizen in the nuts...again. And falls to the ground...*
Brian: "You guys are insane."
Stewie: "Shut up, Brian."
Lisa: "Goddamn, I need a fucking drink. Too bad this dumbass drank every drop."
Aizen: "You know it, baby."
*Lisa growls viciously at him.*
Stewie: *Looking at the camera* "Yeah, you guys can just cut tape. It seems we're done here."
*Camera turns off, but microphone is still on*
Brian: "I also need a drink."
Lisa: "Be quiet."
End of Chapter Eight