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A/N: As I said on my profile, I'm taking a break from all my Code Geass fics, except Love Versus Time and Irritating Future. It's not a big deal, it's only a month or two and I'll make sure I bring more soon. It only goes for existing ones, so I'll still write some. Maybe like a one-shot; but one of my planned stories will still be written. I'm just gonna focus on other stories I've never gotten the chance to update nor finish. Anyways, enjoy this. I guess?
Chapter Nine: Superheroes Suck!
Stewie: "Okay, now before we start, I'd like to warn the kind viewers that we do a lot of strange shit. Well, not exactly but, we've already filmed the rest of the season. But we have to go through it, do lots. Who cares. Anyways, this isn't as crazy but it's kinda odd. I hope you fanfic readers get a good laugh...not like you guys even read this. Without no further delay, here's the newest chapter..."
Over the past seven months, there has been: violence, accusations, nudity, strange powers, arrests, drug use, vampires, Espada, Vizards, eating strange things, doing strange things, and transformations. All in that span of time. But for Stewie, who's currently the new 5th Division captain, has had more than paperwork and dealing with his new subordinates, but rather he has dealt with a lot in less than a year.
The reason for all these events were mostly caused by Aizen, the former captain of Stewie's division and a traitor. Things could not get any worse for the child, as so he thought. But when his lieutenant and best friend, Brian gets into the mix alongside Lisa, the distant Vizard, not only is this new life of Stewie's is bad...it's horribly insane. Maybe?
Now at his house, Stewie received a expense report from the Soul Society detailing the last six months. He wanted to cut somebody, but instead of resorting to violence like always, he decided to pay off the expenses, and come up with something smart. After that is dealt with, Stewie brings in Aizen, Lisa and Brian for a special conversation...
"Alright, guys. I brought you all here for one reason only." Stewie said, walking while he looked at them, "I just got a expense report yesterday, and it wasn't good. At all."
"How much was it?" Brian asked.
"Let's see...it was, let's say about $3,560,787...At least."
"Holy christ, I had no idea you had that much?"
"Yes, but, - Wait, wait?" He was about to reply, but noticed his comment, "...Anyways, nearly half of these costs are because of destruction, construction, and etc. A few are drug-related costs, which I believe is either you or Aizen. And the rest I'm not gonna go into detail."
"We would never use drugs, Stewie." Aizen stated. He, of course has done more drugs than the rest of them.
"What the- You're a fucking liar, Aizen! How many times have I caught you with a crack pipe in your hand?"
"Never."
"Shut up! Now, since I'm lost near four million on your idiots, and Lisa, I've decided to give you all a special spending budget." He announced, giving them all a document with their budgets, expenses, and vice versa.
They were kinda interested by what he set up, then Lisa inquired, "Huh? You really thought a lot about this? But won't this mean this idiot's actions are cut in half?"
"Exactly. It's simple: $200,000 for Aizen, $90,000 for Brian and $350,000 for Lisa."
"Wait a minute! Why do I only have ninety thousand and she gets nearly fifty grand?"
"Yeah?" Aizen added.
"Here's why. Lisa is more of an adult than you two jackasses. Besides, why would I give you guys a larger budget if you'll just blow it on prostitutes, booze and drugs? Or in Brian's case, blow it on whatever you like."
Brian sighs at his response, then told him, "Alright then. So what do we do?"
"I don't know." Aizen replied, "Maybe with this budget, I can work on something cool."
"Just don't let it be drugs. I get charged for that too, you know."
"Whatever it is, it better not be any videos of me naked." Lisa growled.
"Oh come on, my lovely Risa-chan. It's all for fun, am I right?" Aizen replied while touching her face.
"You have five seconds to get your fuckin' hand off me."
"Alright, alright."
"Okay, I gotta get back to the Soul Society. Now if I see one more hooker in this house, I'm gonna gut you." Stewie said, warning Aizen on the side. As the three split away, Aizen got ready to do whatever he was gonna do...
-Soul Society-
While Stewie performed some captain duties, he stumbled upon some strange things as he came. After leaving a captain's meeting, the very young captain gets a unusual acquaintance as he walked away from his barracks...
As Stewie was walking with a handful of papers in his hand, he is stopped by another fellow captain, which would unfortunately be Kenpachi Zaraki, the captain of the 11th Division...
"Um...hey?" Stewie said in a confused tone. In truth, he has never had any actual communication between Kenpachi or any of the captains for that matter.
"Hey, boy. How are things with you and that asshole we call Aizen?" Kenpachi asked.
"Well, he's a fucking pain. What else should I say?"
"I bet you've fought him once or twice."
"Trust me. I wouldn't fight that idiot even if he was you."
"Then how about we have some fun?" He proposed, ready to strike him, "I've heard a lot of things about your Zanpakuto. Let's see how strong you really are?"
Although he wanted to fight him, Stewie thought the other way. But then, before he gave him a response, he gets another visit from another captain, Retsu Unohana, the 4th Division captain. (Geez...)
"Captain, I suggest you not try to start a fight. Especially with a child like him."
Despite she was on his side, Stewie sighed, "Jesus Christ, what is it? 'Every captain annoy me' day?"
"Don't worry, Stewie. You will not be harmed while I'm here." Unohana told him. Regardless of that, he still wasn't amused.
"How about I leave? It will help my whole situation right now."
"Not until you fight me!" Kenpachi yelled. But he wasn't gonna fight him, and he didn't need Unohana of all people to defend him.
But like before, Byakuya suddenly came which started to piss off Stewie, "What the fuck? Do I look like Ichigo to you people?" He yelled.
"Don't flatter yourself, boy. You're nothing like him."
"Well despite the fact that you're an asshole, you...what else should I say? You're an asshole."
"Kinda true." Kenpachi agreed.
"Quiet. Both of you. Don't forget that you are always around that man." Byakuya scowled, referring to Aizen as well.
"Swear to god, if somebody says that man's name again, I'm gonna take out my Zanpakuto and cut you three down..." Stewie angrily murmured.
Neither of them could hear what he said, but they chose not to know. But of course, Unohana asked, "What's wrong, captain? Has being close to Aizen made you bitter?"
At that point, Stewie wanted to charge at her and cut her up; but he instead answered, "Actually, he IS the reason that I'm bitter."
"Which means you are the asshole?" Byakuya inquired.
"Nope. You're still the asshole among us."
"How about you two shut up, so me and this kid can fight." Kenpachi told them.
"When did I ever say that I wanted to fight?" Stewie questioned him, they were pissing him off but he thinks of something, "Okay everyone, it's been awesome but I'm gonna throw these papers now. Bye."
Stewie then throws the stack of papers and flash-stepped away from the three annoying captains. They were rather confused, but they chose not to go after him. And so, Stewie was just about to head back to the Human World.
Speaking of that, Brian and Lisa were in the living room watching television and such, usually out of boredom. What got their attention was that Aizen has been gone for a while, more rather, ever since Stewie left. But they didn't give a damn, whatever he was doing...they didn't give a shit.
"Hey, if you had a gun with one bullet and you were stuck in a room with Aizen and Hitler, who would you shoot?" Brian asked her.
"Easy. I would shoot Aizen. Hands down. Wouldn't even think twice about it, if I did, then I would shoot that asshole and buy Hitler a beer."
"Wow. That is fucking insane. I wonder if Stewie would shoot Hitler?"
Out of nowhere, Stewie returned from the annoyance fest that is called the Soul Society. He finds Brian and Lisa sitting and talking, but can't find Aizen anywhere. And he expected them to watch him, but they had no idea about that.
"Hey. Where the hell is Aizen?" Stewie asked them. They both respond by shrugging, "What the? Weren't you guys supposed to watch him?"
"Nope." Both of them answered.
"What the hell? When I'm gone, you guys have to watch him."
"Well, we haven't seen the bastard since you left." Lisa told him, and this was true. Stewie sighed and decided to walk away to find him, but he sees Aizen rushing downstairs to tell them something. Unfortunately.
"Guys! Guys! Come on, I finished my project!"
"Did you go through a whole porn collection in one morning?" Brian sarcastically replied.
"No. I tried that, it's impossible. But that's not I'm talking about. Come upstairs, you all will love it."
"If it involves going into that hell pit that you call a room, then no." Stewie told him.
"Just come on."
A minute later, Stewie, Brian and Lisa were in Aizen's room and it was surprisingly clean. But he put them in a good order and announced his project:
"Okay, we all have shinigami powers, right? Well, for Lisa, she's a shinigami with Hollow powers..."
"Thanks to you, ass wipe."
"...Anyways, how awesome would it be if we use our powers for good and stop criminals, hollows and shit?"
"Aren't we doing that ALREADY?" Brian stated.
"Yes. But as our normal selves."
"What IS normal to you, exactly?" Lisa asked, since he obviously has no idea.
"I don't know?" Aizen answered while he moved someplace else, "But that's not the point. But to answer my question: How about we four become...superheroes?"
Stewie, Brian and Lisa looked at him as if he was drugs, but not the usual; more like the hard stuff. However, Aizen was dead serious about the question and it wasn't a bad one either. Although, they seriously hoped he was joking about this.
"Aizen, are you on drugs again?" Stewie asked him.
"Hell naw. I'm serious here. Now listen up, it's not a bad idea. At least it clever at that."
"You got a point there, idiot. But how do you expect people to SEE us?"
"I made a specific device that can help that. Still, that's not the point right now. So, are you guys in?"
They looked at each other before they made their decisions; it was interesting but rather retarded at best. But that didn't matter, and so they all answered:
"Yeah sure."
"I knew you guys would agree."
"So, dumbass? Did you made like uniforms and that stupid shit?" Brian sarcastically asked him.
"Why yes, bitch. I certainly did. For all four of us."
"You did?" Lisa inquired.
"Well duh." He replied as he pushed a button and revealed everyone's outfits. Each one was labeled by name, and the outfits were weird, "May I present, you guys' uniforms."
They looked at their respective uniforms, while Stewie mumbled, "God, and I thought our shinigami uniforms were weird."
"No shit. I designed and made them specifically for you guys and myself. They weren't hard to make really, all I did was make them based on your personalities, bodies and all that."
"I can see that...unfortunately."
While Stewie hardly accepted this, something about Lisa's uniform didn't click with her, "Okay, can you please answer me this? Why does mine look like it'll show a lot of my body?"
"Because it will." Aizen answered truthfully.
"...Yeah. I'm still cool with the whole superhero thing, but I am not wearing that."
"Why do you care? You practically fight in a fucking sailor fuku, so what 's the big damn deal with this?"
"I still have standards, you know?"
"Since when?" Brian mumbled, hoping that she didn't hear that comment. But she did, so she proceeded to punch him straight in the face.
"Next time you say that, I'll do more than punch you." She told him, "And still, I'm not wearing it. In fact, I would rather fight butt ass naked than put that on."
"Okay, I'm cool with that."
For a bit, Lisa thought about it and fighting naked would still be a victory for Aizen anyways, "On second thought, I'd rather wear it. I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction of seeing me nude."
"Okay then. Now take your uniforms, put them on and while you do, think of a good superhero name."
"You didn't while you made them?" Stewie wondered.
"Meh, I didn't want to."
"Figures..." He mumbled; the other three picks up their uniforms, but for some reason, Brian found his to be rather confusing.
"Hey, why is my uniform just a single cape?" Brian asked him.
"Oh yeah. I didn't expect you to do much, and since you are a dog it would be weird. So I made yours as a cape; I made it stylish for you though."
"Why thanks, you dick."
"You're welcome..."
Later on, they went and tried them on, Aizen was also putting his on but he did so in another room. Stewie thought about this entirely and it was pretty crazy though, but it was nothing compared to the agonizing hell he's faced before. Honestly, his 'superhero' thing was a little crazy. If not, completely retarded.
Before they went out there looking ridiculous, Lisa was having problems fitting into hers:
"Goddamn it! This shit is too fucking tight!" Lisa scowled within the dressing booth.
"What does it look like?" Stewie asked her.
"You'll find out soon." She answered, trying to fit it on right, "Argh, goddamn that hurt!"
"Need help?"
"Don't worry, I'm almost finished. Just need to put on these boots."
"Um, sure...?" Stewie replied strangely, "So, tell me Brian. How do I look?"
"Very mysterious. I can't find a better word for it." Brian answered him, "I just wish that Aizen gave me more than a damn cape."
"You think that's bad? For god's sake, I look like a freaking hooker!" Lisa yelled out, which got him laughing.
"Don't be embarrassed, Risa-chan. We'll love it."
Lisa stared at Brian from above the booth and said, "Keep laughing, I'll make sure that you lose all of your teeth."
He stopped laughing since he knew that she can kick his ass. Stewie waited to see what she looked like, and soon enough she came out. Brian and Stewie were very surprised on how she looked in her uniform, as it looked like a modified dominatrix outfit. Another feature of hers was that her hair was down and was no longer wearing glasses. Neither of them could think of anything to say, they seriously couldn't.
"Remind me to kill Aizen when this is over." Lisa told them.
"No kidding." Stewie replied, "So, what's your superhero name gonna be?"
"Well, since she looks like a dominatrix, how about she should be called 'Dominatra'?" Brian suggested; which gained some glared from both Stewie and Lisa.
"You know what? You just earned a ass-kicking." She angrily said. But then Stewie stopped her...
"Wait, wait. To be fair, Dominatra isn't a bad name. At least it fits the look."
"It does?" Lisa asked, in which he nodded, "Um..okay. Consider that ass-kicking revoked, Brian."
"Gee thanks."
"Shut up," She said, "So, what are you guys' names gonna be?"
"I was thinking about 'The Dark Shadow'. As for him, he should be called Red Rover."
"You dick." Brian snarled.
"Be quiet, ass clown. At least it's not THAT bad."
"I've lost all self-confidence as a dog. And hey, how about you do a little dance, Mr. Jackson?"
Stewie didn't respond since if he did, he would certainly tear him up. Either way, they left and went to show them to the bastard that made them. Lisa was very uncomfortable wearing it, basically since it was so suspiciously tight on her. Stewie was rather comfortable wearing it, but the fedora he had to wear was pretty stupid and as for Brian, all he had was a red, 'stylish' cape. They took at look at Aizen and they had some very weird looks on their faces.
"So. How does this look?" Aizen asked them. Neither of them chose to reply, "Well, that doesn't matter. Anyways, you guys look great. Especially you, Lisa."
"I'm gonna murder you." Lisa quietly scowled.
"Calm down, Lisa. At least you aren't naked." Stewie informed her, then turned to Aizen, "So, douchebag? What's your superhero name?"
"Glad you asked." He responded, using his apparent intro, "I'm...The Man of Epicness!"
Stewie, Lisa and Brian just gave him blank looks, not because he was wearing white (which is similar to is whatever look, before the long hair), but because that bit he did was so idiotic, that they wanted to beat him down badly.
"So, what are you guys' superhero names?"
"Dominatra." Lisa told him.
"The Dark Shadow." Stewie also told him, "Also, Brian's superhero name is Red Rover."
"Oh wow." He replied, since he honestly had nothing else to say after that.
"Damn you guys." Brian growled.
"Shut up, dog."
Now that they were all together, they didn't know what to do right now. This even caused Lisa to ask, "So, what should we do now?"
"Well, now that we got them on, let's do our jobs. Right about now..."
'In a weird world that is filled with crooks, hollows and etc, or whatever. But one day, four people who is either a Shinigami or Vizard, emerged (sort of?) from the Human World and dedicated their god given powers to protect the innocent and fuck up all the evil, except Aizen. And they are:
Stewie: "The Dark Shadow." | Aizen: "The Man of Epicness. That's right." | Lisa: "Dominatra." | Brian: "..and Red Rover. You bastards..."
Wherever the fuck they are, they will always save the day. If Aizen isn't on the pipe, though. Otherwise, watch out because these four dumbasses are coming for you. I think.'
In the quartet's headquarters, they sat around doing nothing. And they also wanted to kick Aizen dead in the nuts for making them wear all of this. But before anyone could say a word, the large television screen started messing up, only to receive a message from a strange man.
"Hello, superheroes. Glad I caught you all in time. But enough bullshit, there is some business you need to handle." The strange man informed them.
A sudden moment of silence swept them, until Stewie asked, "Who the fuck are you?"
"Yeah. And how did you even get this number?" Aizen also asked. The guy hesitated until...
"I would like to take the time to show you fine superheroes an amazing product, which is super!"
"I'll give you super..." Lisa said as she pulls out a gun and fires bullets at the screen. Now that the screen was damaged, it completely shorted out.
"Hey! Do you know how much of Stewie's money I had to spend to get that?" Aizen yelled.
"My money? You fucking dick."
"Yeah, yeah. So what is our mission?"
"I just discovered a series of Hollows in Karakura Town. Two lieutenants are already there, so let's try to handle this." Brian told the three.
"If there's already two lieutenants handling it, then why should we go?" Stewie inquired.
"Not sure, but let's just go anyways."
As they left for their so-called mission, Aizen looked at Lisa and he was hypnotized by her looks. When he walked towards her, he whispered:
"Man, I'd like to place my hand upon your fucking sexy ass and squeeze..."
Unfortunately for him, Lisa heard him clearly and answered by slamming her foot into his testicles. Again. Falling and groaning in pain, Aizen crawled the best way out of there. Although they were going for hollows, who knew what they were gonna deal with.
-In Karakura Town-
Ichigo and Rukia, the lieutenants of the 12th and 13th Divisions respectively, were on patrol of hollows, but what they got was a mass army of hollows. Some were flying everywhere, some were walking and one of them was buying a lottery ticket. Not even these two could handle them by themselves, but what got them thinking was where was the others and why weren't they helping them. Although they were more focused on staying alive than dealing with them.
"Why the fuck do we always get these insane jobs?" Rukia yelled, who was completely irritated by this.
"I have no idea. But I'm very convinced that our captains are trying to kill us." Ichigo answered. He tried his best to fight off them off, but he only managed to kill a few.
"Motherfucker! Why won't these sons of bitches die!"
"I don't fucking know!"
Then, they notice something fall out of the sky. Or somebody, but a closer look and they see that four beams were falling down. As they were distracted by the beams, Stewie beamed out and slashed several hollows like butter. Landing down, the two lieutenants were pretty confused; they didn't know who it was until Rukia noticed his head shape.
"Um...captain?" She inquired, looking closer. But Stewie flashed away and continued to cut down hollows. Out of another surprise, Lisa comes down and slices a hollow in half, who was trying to strike a off-guard Ichigo.
He turned around and took a look at her uniform, so he covering his eyes and face, yelling, "What the- What the hell are you wearing? And who are you?"
"You seriously forgot about me, Ichigo?" Lisa asked, since he couldn't tell. As soon as he heard her voice, he was speechless. But another person beamed down at the hollows, and this time it was Aizen. His quick speed and Kido incantations eliminated every hollow that came in sight.
Ichigo and Rukia were speechless again, as they took a look at his uniform. He didn't notice them, and he didn't care since he was too busy doing his job. With more then half of the hollows gone, and the two lieutenants very confused. Brian finally came down and unleashed a large fireball at them, nearly wiping them out. It didn't take them long to actually notice that it was just Brian, but whatever. In moments, they were all defeated like that. And yet, it was very strange.
"Ummm...who the fuck are you guys?" Rukia asked the four.
"Oh hey, Ichigo, Rukia. Didn't notice you guys there." Stewie replied after he looked behind.
"Captain, sir? What are you and your lieutenant doing?"
"And with Lisa and whoever the hell that is." Ichigo added.
Aizen then turned around and said, "Hello, Ichigo. It's certainly been a while."
"Yeah, a long time since one of the Espada got the hots for me."
"Oh. How is she? I haven't heard from her or anyone in Las Noches recently."
"How the hell am I supposed to know?"
"Whatever. Glad we got here in time to save your asses."
Before Ichigo could respond, Rukia stepped over and asked, "Not to be rude, but what are you guys wearing? I've heard of something like this before, but not like this."
"Well, let me sum it up:" Stewie began to explain, "This idiot here decided that we should be superheroes, so we can protect the world and all that crap. I'm thinking he's high right now."
"So...do you guys have like names for each persona?"
"Yep. Aizen is called 'The Man of Epicness', Lisa is called 'Dominatra', Brian is called 'Red Rover' and I'm called 'The Dark Shadow'. Very stupid, I know."
The two started laughing when they heard Brian's superhero name, which made his luck more suckish. They continued laughing for a good few minutes, and when Brian finally had enough, they gained a big surprise. The six of them looked up and saw a man in a lab coat with tentacles, and with a strange smile. Neither of them chose to say or do anything since they would obviously laugh, but he evilly greeted himself.
"Greeting, superheroes. We meet again, eh?"
They looked at each other and back at him, like he was crazy. So then, Stewie replied, "Um...who the fuck are you?"
"Yeah," Lisa also said, "We've never even met you, let alone know who you really are."
"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm...Tentacle Man. Your arch enemy."
A blank mist of silence swept the area, until Aizen sighed, "I had nothing to do with this."
"For the first time, I actually believe you." Lisa replied.
"Now, superheroes. Feel the wrath of my tentacles!" He proclaimed.
"Oh really? Well, we're gonna kick your ass. From here to right over there." Aizen also proclaimed as he attacked them. They all avoided the attack, and this was beginning to be a bad situation. Or maybe something less than that.
Although they were kinda in bad shit, they decided to play it higher. Stewie, Aizen, Lisa and Brian all unsheathed their swords, each known as a Zanpakuto and attacked him, The tentacles got larger and thicker, which made it harder for them to get to him. Each one hit any building it could see, it was crazy but it was just the beginning. The odd villain took one of his tentacles and attempted to grab hold of Lisa; luckily she managed to summon her hollow mask. From the moment she did so, she cut down the tentacle.
Stewie had enough of this and released his Zanpakuto, again showing it's thin chainsaw like form. From that moment, he cut down any tentacle that he saw; but the strangest part about him was that the tentacles were regenerating on them. Aizen noticed one of them trying to attack Stewie from behind, so he cuts it down with ease; but they were completely surrounded.
With the quartet outnumbered, Ichigo and Rukia came to back them up like they did before. As they both had already released theirs, it wasn't a problem. The two lieutenants attacked from two different sides, while somewhere in whatever they were in, they fought off the bastard tentacles one by one. Meanwhile, Brian noticed a weird hole so he had an idea. He charged at the hole, and released a unknown fireball; it wasn't Kido or anything like that but somewhat different.
As he attacked the now known weak spot, the tentacles got weaker. Which allowed Stewie, Aizen, Lisa, Ichigo and Rukia to easily slice them down. With more of the tentacles going down and unable to regenerate them, the villain tried to shoot down the six. But before he could, they completely surrounded him with a very pissed look on their faces.
"Oh shit. Oh fucking shit."
"Well, it's been nice knowing ya. But time to die." Stewie told him, and so they proceeded to cut him down into pieces. They went for the tentacles, and his human parts. Although he was already dead, they continued to cut him into millions of pieces.
-An hour later-
After defeating aka killing the 'enemy', Ichigo and Aizen burned his tentacles while the rest tried to fix the mess that occurred in the process. But after going through all that, was a complete pain in the ass. Even for guys like them.
"Well, guys. Job well done." Aizen said after finishing burning the remainder of the tentacles, "In fact, a bigger job at that. I don't know."
"Yeah, sure." The three replied, since they didn't give a damn.
"When you think about it, that guy wasn't much of a enemy." Ichigo pointed out.
"Yeah. Hell, Aizen is or was a better villain than that fucking tool." Stewie then added.
For a little while, a bit of silence swept them again. And so, Aizen asked, "So, what now? Do we continue this or just whatever."
They thought about it for a little while, so Lisa answered, "How about this..."
The following day, they were in the headquarters in their normal clothes. The four thought a lot about the decision, and they decided to never do the superhero thing again. Never again.
"Are you really sure about this? I mean, we've seen far worse." Aizen stated; But there was no budge.
"Sorry, never again are we gonna do this." Stewie answered, "I can agree that we've seen worse than a guy with tentacles, but this shit...we aren't doing once more."
They placed each uniform into a case, locking it away and buried it outside for good. After that, they wondered about the whole ordeal.
"When you think about it, I'm gonna miss wearing these uniforms." Stewie told them."
"I won't." Brian noted.
"Me neither. Too tight on me." Lisa also noted.
"Well whatever then."
Chapter Nine Omake
'You're Twisted! Presents: Stewie Griffin's Guide To: Deal with Insanity'
Stewie: "Hello, I'm Stewie from Family Guy. If you dumbasses didn't know that. Anyways, Insanity. If you are around people who make you life a twisted whirlpool of craziness and not to mention it pisses you off, Do what I do: Beat the living hell of a inanimate object with a baseball bat. I'm serious, go all out on whatever suitable you can find. It doesn't have to be anything specific, just beat the fuck out of it. I don't care. If you're still angry, then go grab your dick and take your anger on that."
Aizen: "So that's why my things look beaten up. You little fucker."
Stewie: "Shut up, spaz."
Aizen: "Right here, Mr. Gerber." *Gives him the finger.*
*silence*
"Stewie: "Okay, where's my bat? I'm gonna break his legs right about now."
Producer: "Here you go." *Gives him a bat*
Stewie: "Thank you." *Starts chasing him with the bat.*
End of Chapter Nine