Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or Family Guy. It is the property of their respective owners.
A/N: For some who don't already know, I have myself a new laptop. So basically, I have lots of free time to write and such. Especially edit stuff. Anyways, this is the first story within the Multiverse Circle to reach ten chapters. And this took me months to finally finish; also this is over 10,000 words so don't go 'tl;dr' on this chapter. Enjoy?
Chapter Ten: Road Trip
Although the first several months have been bad for Stewie, he made it very clear for himself that nothing else could possibly go wrong. But in his case, he couldn't ever be sure. Several months ago, he became a shinigami and eventually, his stellar abilities earned him the title of captain. How his lieutenant and best friend, Brian also became a shinigami is still very unknown, but yet the question is very interesting. At the time that Stewie mostly had to abandon his family, his former life completely was something he was more than willing to do.
But a few weeks into his tenure, Aizen popped up into his life and since then, everything has been completely twisted. From what Stewie heard before was the entire deal with Aizen and the Soul Society, and he was prepared to fight him when he ever appeared. However, when Aizen came into his office with unknown intentions, a whole different side of Aizen appeared. A entirely different person than what they actually told him.
Since these two captains met, a series of insanity occurred through Stewie's eyes. Such as the whole Espada thing, witnessing him and Aizen's former lieutenant go all vampire on them, getting arrested and nearly sentenced to life, an endurance tournament to inaugurate Lisa into the group and then the whole superhero deal. Whatever it was that caused all this was far beyond what Stewie could imagine.
But when you think about it, it couldn't get any worse for him and the rest. Yet he wasn't so sure about that, and he didn't want to affect that chance. Neither did Aizen, Brian or Lisa.
-Inside Stewie's house-
While the young captain was sleeping, Aizen and Brian were in the kitchen doing some pretty strange experiment with the sink while Lisa watched Stewie while he slept. Brian had some doubt on what he was doing, and he was unsure if this experiment would even work; let alone sounds right.
"Aizen, are you actually sure that this will actually work?" Brian asked him.
"If it can work on an Arrancar, it can sure as hell work with a sink." Aizen answered; he then proceeded to drop a strange ball down the drain and they watched it to see what happens.
Meanwhile, Lisa was sitting by Stewie's bedside while she read one of her mangas until she heard a huge *boom* that literally knocked her outta her chair, but didn't wake up Stewie luckily. Lisa got up and picked up her glasses than fell on the ground.
"What the fuck was that?" She asked herself. So she went downstairs to investigate it.
Moments later, Lisa walked downstairs to see what happened; she saw that the living room was intact so she checked the kitchen, only to see that basically half of it was obliterated. Much to her dislike, she found Aizen and Brian covered in black dust and was completely dizzy from the explosion. Lisa looked at the sink and saw it more than broken, but more like disintegrated...or whatever happened to it.
"What in the hell happened here?" Lisa yelled at them both.
Brian weakly got up, but was still wobbly but answered her, "Well, let me put it this way. I listened to Aizen, that's what happened."
"Damn it, Brian. Do you know what will happen if Stewie woke up and saw this. You'll get more than a demotion, you and this dumbass will get killed."
"Well sorry. Next time, I'll make sure that I never listen to this idiot."
"Fine then, but what the fuck did you do in here. And plus, where's the goddamn sink?"
"Well here's what happened," Aizen spoke out, who was to explain this after all, "I used this secret thing that I used to use on the injured Arrancars. But apparently it ONLY works on them, not sinks. And that's the whole demise of the sink."
Lisa slammed her palm into her face and sighed, "Jesus, Aizen. You're already in enough shit with Stewie, do you always have to increase the chance of him killing you?"
"Well shit. I was only trying to fix the sink, don't be a bitch about it."
"How were you helping? By destroying it?"
"I thought it would help."
While the two argued, Brian intervened and told them, "How about we shut up and fix this before Stewie wakes up."
"Good idea." Both of them agreed. Then they proceeded to fix the whole mess before he woke up, but a few minutes later, they managed to handle a little of the mess but they were surprised when Stewie appeared before them.
He took his time to look around and see that his whole kitchen was nearly in ruins. A little while of silence later, Stewie looked at the others and said:
"I better be dreaming right now. Because if I'm not, I'm gonna have to smack a bitch up."
Neither of them had the guts to answer him. However Lisa did, so she told him, "You aren't dreaming. This was something that these idiots did."
"I see. Now, who should I kill first?" Stewie asked them, about to whip out a gun. And so, both Brian and Lisa pointed at Aizen, since it was his fault from the beginning.
"Hey! Fuck you both." Aizen cursed out.
"Shut up! You know full fucking well that it's all your fault." Brian snapped back.
Before Stewie could even try and shoot him, he reconsidered it, telling them both, "You know what? Destroying the sink isn't worth killing you over. For now."
"So now what?" Lisa asked him. He thought about it for a bit before he could give her an answer.
"Well, the first thing you guys should do is clean this fucking mess." Stewie told her, "And if Aizen ever tries to get one of you to help him with whatever, either hit him or walk away."
"Okay then."
-Hours later-
Stewie was out doing some of his duties as captain, while he had Lisa stay at home and watch Aizen and Brian from doing something else wild and insane. But they were sitting on the couch doing nothing since the television somehow disappeared from the wall. But as Brian was reading and Aizen was doing clearly nothing, they heard the phone ring.
Aizen walked over and picked it up, "Hello?"
"Hello, is Stewie Griffin home by any chance?" The person asked, who sounded like a woman.
"Um, no. He's not. Can I leave a message?"
"Yes. Tell him to call me back, it's extremely important that he does. And don't worry about the number, he knows it already."
"Okay then, can I ask for your name just so he knows?"
"Sorry, I can't. Just tell him a woman with blue hair called him. He'll get what I mean."
'Too bad I didn't.' Aizen thought, while he replied, "Okay, I'll tell him."
"Thank you, very much. Have a nice day." She told him as the tone went dead. Meanwhile, Lisa walked downstairs as she heard him talking to someone.
"Hey, who was that on the phone?" Lisa asked him.
"Oh yeah, it was just a woman asking to talk to Stewie." He answered her.
"Who would want to talk to Stewie? And for what reason?"
Brian went and answered her, without removing his eyes from his book, "It's just a friend of his. Don't worry about it. And plus, she's not from the Soul Society."
"Okay. You didn't need to tell me that. I've been around there and I haven't once met anyone with blue hair. I think?" Aizen replied, but got him thinking.
"So have I and I haven't seen one. Wait, have I?" Lisa also stated, which also got her thinking too. Either way, Stewie got back early for some reason. Mainly to pick up something. Probably.
"Stewie? What are you doing back here?" Brian asked him.
"Don't know. Don't care. Just need to find something." Stewie replied, as it sounded like he was in a hurry.
While he looked for something, Aizen took the chance to tell him something, "Oh yeah, Stewie. Someone called earlier for you."
"Let me guess: Was it a telemarketer? Because I already placed the house number on the 'No-Call List'."
"No, it was a woman who said it was 'extremely important' that you called her back."
"Did she leave her name?"
"No. But she said that she's 'a woman with blue hair'. She told me that you'd figure it out."
Stewie thought about what he meant by that. He knew that it sounded so familiar yet he couldn't put his finger on it, until he suddenly struck him and he knew exactly what he meant. So he finally answered him:
"Oh yeah! Now I know what you mean. I'll call her later tonight."
"Alright then." Aizen replied, while Stewie went back to the Soul Society. Neither of them knew what was going on, and it was pretty obvious that Stewie wasn't gonna tell them. Nonetheless, they were gonna figure it out eventually.
-Later that night-
Right after Stewie got back, he went upstairs to call the woman from earlier. With the others fully dazed about the deal, it was still wasn't much of their business though. They waited for him to come back down, well Aizen and Brian did. Lisa was in the kitchen trying to cook dinner despite the whole sink was gone, luckily none of the food was damaged which was the only good thing, plus the stove was damaged itself but it was still operational.
"Hey here's a question," Brian asked them both, "Why is Lisa the only one of us that cooks?"
"...Because she's a woman?" Aizen guessed, only to be slugged out of nowhere with a roller.
"That's not it, you sexist." Lisa angrily yelled.
"What is the reason then?"
"It's because Stewie is too small to do it himself, and plus...do you really want Aizen to cook anything?"
"Wait, four-eyes. You forgot about Brian." Aizen pointed out.
"Believe me, he's more likely to be dinner rather than cook it."
"Good point."
"Well you know what. You guys are dicks." Brian cursed out.
"Hey, Aizen has the dick. Not me."
"Whatever. But I noticed something."
"What?" Aizen and Lisa replied.
"How we are set: Stewie is the commander, who keeps everyone in check. Lisa is the caretaker, I think. Aizen is the fuck up, since he's been starting shit before you came along and I don't know what I am though."
"I'm guessing you're his bitch." Aizen inquired.
In between the kitchen door, Lisa laughed then noticed something, "Yeah, that's ri- Wait, caretaker? Since when have I been the caretaker?"
"Since you got here." Aizen again replied.
"The only one I'll take care of is Stewie. For all I care, you two can go fuck yourselves."
"That was certainly mean."
"Don't like it, then kiss my ass. Or rather Brian's ass."
Before either Aizen or Brian could respond to that, Stewie walked down still talking on the phone after nearly a half hour. They're attention was suddenly drawn to him and whoever he was talking to, they tried not to bother with it but it could have been either way.
Walking over to Aizen and Brian, Stewie said on the phone, "Okay, then. Don't worry, I'll help you move into your new place. Still, sorry for your grandfather. I hope his place is large enough for you. - When? From where I am, I'd say about a few days. - Okay, bye."
Stewie hung up the phone, and he received some odd looks from the others so some silence swept the room, which also confused Stewie.
"Okay, what is it?" He asked them.
"Was it that woman who called this afternoon?" Aizen then asked, not bothering with his question.
"Huh? Yeah. She needed to talk to me about something."
"What did she want?"
"Well, I'm gonna sum it up." Stewie started to explain, "Her grandfather passed a few weeks ago and his will gave her the deed to his house for some reason. Not sure. Anyways, she can't find anybody who can help her move all her stuff in and she's got lots of stuff. So she asked me to get some and help her move in."
"Oh really?" Lisa said, in an intrigued way.
"Yeah really. Anyways, I told her I'll be there in around three days. So all of us are leaving tomorrow morning."
The three of them were rather confused, mostly why he wanted to leave by morning. It wasn't strange or weird, nothing like that. But they were kinda curious about why he wanted to leave early in the morning.
"Tomorrow morning? Why do you want to leave tomorrow? Where does this person live?" Lisa asked him.
"Oh, she lives in Arizona. So we'll be leaving early tomorrow. Like 5am, I guess."
"What?" The three said, with disbelief.
"Yes. So, eat up, get enough sleep and pack because we leave early."
Neither of them chose to give a response since he was completely serious about it. But it was no longer the case, they did just that and readied themselves for tomorrow. Stewie was more than certain that they would get to Arizona in time, yet dealing with Aizen, Brian and Lisa was gonna be a hard task that no other, not even a captain could possibly handle for as long as he will.
-The following morning-
With nearly every other person still sleeping, depending on the time zone, Stewie and the gang got packed and ready to drive off to Arizona. All four of them got everything they needed, and more. Which either consisted of manga, porno magazines, books, clothes, you name it; but what they were leaving with wasn't important. Though Stewie was always prepared to deal with Aizen for this long, which is why he took a few precautions first.
As they packed all their bags into the truck, Brian was wondering about something, so he asked, "Hey, Stewie? Why are we driving to Arizona? Wouldn't it be more convenient to fly there?"
Stewie walked over to Brian and whispered, "Think about it. Aizen is already a pain in the ass, just imagine him on a plane."
His eyes widened some by the imagination, knowing him, he would either hijack the plane or try to get 'lucky', so Brian understood why he didn't want to take a plane. So still, they finished packing the car and was just about ready to drive off. After wards, Aizen headed to the driver's seat but found Lisa sitting there instead.
"Hey, what the hell are you doing in the driver's seat?"
"About to drive. Any other questions?" Lisa answered him.
"Yes. I was gonna drive this bitch, now move."
"Sooo...you're asking me to leave a half-wit jackass to handle the wheel?"
"Let's see what Stewie decides then..."
Much to his surprise, Stewie was listening the whole time; so he yelled out, "Lisa's driving. Either get your ass in here or I'll make you."
As much as it hurt him to do, Aizen had completely no option in the matter, so he in fact sat behind Stewie's side. Although him sitting there was most likely against the law, or not. Which basically caught the attention of both him and Brian.
"Hey, isn't a baby not supposed to sit in the passenger seat?" Brian inquired, since it was somewhat of a concern.
"How about shut the fuck up?" Stewie replied; which eventually kept him quiet, "Alright, let's go..."
So then, they were off like that and about to face the unexpected circumstances awaiting them. For Stewie, it was not gonna end well...for Aizen of course, but he didn't care about him at the moment, his deal was to help a very good friend of his. But he might as well have Brian and Lisa handle him, since he doesn't seem to care.
About a half hour later, they were already towards state lines and into Connecticut. To a surprise, Aizen hasn't seem much of the country, nor the Human world in general. Lisa was amazed too, but it wasn't much to be amazed about. However, not much time has passed and they were already passed the state line.
"So, where should I go next?" Lisa asked one of them; although Stewie had a map.
"Just keep driving. We'll be in and out of Connecticut in no time." Stewie replied, directing her further. So then, silence swept the whole car since nobody had anything to say at the moment. Plus the fact that everyone was bored.
"Hey, Lisa? Do you wanna play a game?" Aizen asked.
"No, shut up."
"Come onnn..."
"Shut. Up. If you wanna know, I'm trying to concentrate on driving, not fucking around with you."
"Come on, it's very fun."
"You are really asking to get punched right now, are you?"
"How can you if you're driving?"
"Don't test me, Aizen. You won't like me if I did."
Aizen continued to piss her off, more like provoking her at best. Brian was reading and Stewie didn't give a shit, and he was clearly doing this on purpose; primarily because he's bored. After a couple more minutes of annoyance, Lisa finally had enough.
"Listen, you wanna know your options right now." Lisa told him, looking at him by her mirror, "As long as I'm driving, either fuck off or fuck off. Simple."
"Is there another option?" He asked out of curiosity.
She did not bother to answer him, and if she did, it would not be good. Anyways, Aizen finally chose to be quiet and Lisa didn't have to stop the car and kill him; while they started and stopped arguing, they were just out of Connecticut. Well, not exactly; but eventually they were and well into Pennsylvania.
-A couple hours later-
The strange quartet was well into Pennsylvania, but unfortunately they were short on gas, something Stewie was completely unaware of when they left. So they sent Brian to do it, obviously. And while Aizen was in the store getting snacks, but not before they checked him for weapons, Stewie and Lisa was talking about where they should go next.
"Alright, now we are here. Which means we are nowhere close to leaving this state." Stewie stated, "However, if we continue going our original route, then everything will be cool."
"Sure, sure." Lisa replied while she looked at Aizen inside, "Stewie, how long do you think we can last with Aizen?"
"Several more hours. Estimated."
"Really?"
"Probably. But the only one who hasn't been a pain the the ass is Brian."
Brian overheard them obviously, so he looked over for a bit only to turn back. Meanwhile, Aizen came out with a entire bag of snacks, since Brian forgot to pack some before they left. He walked past Stewie and Lisa but chose not to say anything as he passed by. And right after that, Brian finished pumping the car and so they got in and were ready to head off.
While they were driving, Aizen was going through the bag of goods that he either stole or paid for. Not quite sure, but he was handing out some snacks to everyone though. Since it was gonna be a long drive outta Pennsylvania, they might as well eat. Lisa was more occupied with driving than eating anything, although she was able to do both. A while later, they were about half-way within the state and it's been quiet for the last four hours.
As it already hit the afternoon, Lisa's stomach ached due to the lack of food since last night however she didn't seem to care and since the others were fine for the time being, the only ones that were unaware were Stewie and Brian, while just by looking at her, Aizen knew she felt strange. But he was the very last person that Lisa would ever let help her, with anything.
"Hey, are you hungry or something?" Aizen wondered, trying to look at her. Though it wouldn't be a problem since he's on Stewie's side.
"No. Now, shut up."
"Well from how you are gripping your stomach, I guess you are."
"Be quiet, it's just a stomach ache."
"From what? Lack of food?"
"Why should I tell you about my damn business?"
"Because I'm concerned. There's still some of the snacks left, why not something from here?"
"I'm fine, goddamn it. Leave me alone."
Listening to the whole thing, Stewie told her, "Lisa, just eat something. I don't need wanna leave him behind the wheel."
"Yeah, come on. It won't hurt." Aizen added as he placed his hand on her shoulder. Suddenly, Lisa had a blank yet unamused look which Stewie picked up on; and the car slowly stopped.
A deep moment of silence swept the whole car, in which Lisa slowly cocked her head towards Aizen so he could get a look at her expression, she also looked down at his hand and then back at him. Stewie knew it wasn't good so he backed away as far as he could, as for a sleeping Brian, he felt discomfort which may have been caused by the atmosphere inside the car itself.
"...You have three seconds to get your hand off of me, or else I will murder you right here." Lisa told him, in a very deep and blank tone. Aizen wasn't the kind to listen to threats like that, but from the state she was in, he did just that.
After doing so, she started driving again. Aizen had no idea about hat just happened and Stewie was just lucky that no hell broke loose. Now they were still nowhere close from getting out of the state, and they were already tired.
-The ensuing evening-
Taking their usual and original route, the gang were now in Ohio and Stewie, Aizen and Lisa tried not to got to sleep, especially Lisa for instance. 'Luckily' for them, they were in Cleveland which was the closest place where they could find a hotel, or even a motel for that matter. Either could do, but they chose a hotel since the city was too sketchy already. Meanwhile, before they reached one at all, Lisa was close to falling asleep behind the wheel.
Aizen didn't want her to kill them all and herself included, so in a attempt to keep her awake when she was just about to pass out, he slaps her in the back of her head which immediately alerted and pissed off Lisa. She pounded her foot into the brake, and glared viciously at him.
"You better be lucky that I was gonna fall asleep, or else I would have gone insane on you." She whispered.
"Well, thank me then." Aizen replied, though he wasn't serious, "How about we go to that hotel that's over there?"
"Good choice, jackass."
A few minutes later, they pull up in the nearest one that Aizen and Lisa could find. Brian has been asleep since this afternoon and Stewie fell asleep about an hour ago, and when she pulled up, she woke up Stewie and Brian...
"Wake up, guys. Time to get out." She told them, completely tired.
"Wh- what the fuck is going on? Are we in Arizona yet?" Brian wondered, yet he was dizzy and couldn't talk right.
"Not even close, now get out. Both of you."
They would do just that and both Stewie and Brian got out, but when Lisa slammed the driver side door, she completely collapsed to the ground without a single word. Aizen and Brian quickly got to her attention and looked to see what happened.
"Hey Lisa, wake up! Damn it wake up!" Brian yelled, but Stewie came over and stopped him from shaking her.
"Stop it, Brian. She's not dead." He told him, "She's just tired and since she's been starving herself since we left, it only made her weaker."
"So what do we do?"
"Well, first: Aizen, you pick her up and let's head inside."
The next minute, they entered with Aizen carrying a passed out Lisa, they went over to check in so Stewie let Brian handle it, since he didn't trust Aizen and it would be very weird if he did it himself; but allowing Brian to do it would be more weirder. But nonetheless, he walked up to the man behind the desk...
"Hello, me and my friends would like to check into your 'fine' hotel for the night," Brian requested, while Aizen still holding a knocked out Lisa, "As you see her, our lady friend is knocked out after hours of no food and being completely tired. So we are ready to pay for the entire night."
"...Um, I have one room for you all. Or would you like to be separate?"
"How about a room for all of us?"
"Alright then," The man told him, giving him a room card, "Enjoy your stay then..."
"Thanks."
A short while later, Stewie, Aizen and Brian enter their room after a long walk up, since the elevator was broken. The room wasn't bad, but for the time being, it had to do. Aizen laid the sleeping Lisa on the bed and jumped up himself. As a force of habit, Brian laid at the foot of the bed while Stewie just sat on the chair, mainly because Aizen wasn't there. He didn't notice him but that wasn't the point right now.
"Hey, how long will she be out?" Brian asked either Stewie or Aizen.
Stewie looked at him and the sleeping Lisa and said, "Well, given the fact that she's been awake since early this morning and haven't eaten anything since before we left: I'd say the whole night, but we aren't leaving until she wakes up."
"Are you sure? Because if we leave driving duties to Aizen, then..."
"Well that won't be a problem."
"You sure?"
"Damn right, I am." Stewie replied, but he thought of something, "Wait a minute, did you use Lisa's card to get this room?"
"I don't know.'
"Okay, just wondering..."
So then, Stewie went and fell asleep and so did Brian, but now he figured out how they would be able to get there in time without any distractions. But the only thing that he has to deal with was Aizen, but he might end up doing something weird nonetheless. Now with their journey on a temporary hiatus for the night, they needed some sleep to gather some energy since they have gotten this far. But as usual, it was only the beginning...
-The next morning-
Back in the Cleveland hotel room, the light shined hard onto Lisa's face while it crudely woke her up, she squinted her eyes since the light was so bright and went to find her glasses. After finding and putting them back on, she got up and wondered where she is; and was pretty irritated that Aizen was by her side. Before she could say anything, she heard the phone ring so she went to see who it was.
But as she walked over there, she trips on something on the floor...which happened to be her shoes.
"Wow, I feel like a fucking idiot." Lisa said to herself, getting up and answering the phone, "Hello? - Yes, I'm Ms. Yadomaru, what is it? - ...What the hell do you mean my credit card has been rejected?"
While she argued with the hotel officials, Stewie woke up to the utterances from her and wondered what was going on; while they threatened to come upstairs for them.
'What? No, there's no need to come up..." She replied, trying to persuade them but no luck, "Hello? Damn it!"
"Lisa, you're awake. But what's going on?" Stewie asked.
"We need to get the hell outta here."
"What? What's going on?"
"Well, it seems MY card was rejected so now we gotta get our asses out before they come."
As much as it hurt him, Stewie knew exactly what this meant since him and Brian has gone through the same deal, "Alright, wake them up. I'll think of something..."
"Gladly..." She happily agreed, kicking both Aizen and Brian simultaneously off the bed, "Get up, you fucks! We gotta go!"
With both of them in pain, primarily because they were both kicked off badly, Aizen wondered something, "What the fuck is going on? And why did you kick me off the bed?"
"Shut up and let's go, idiot!"
"What? What's wrong?"
"We are now gonna try and elude someone, now let's go." Stewie explained quickly, so Aizen grabs Brian and heads straight for the door, but they were deemed too late as one of the hotel officials, who was the same person who check them in, was right at the door with a loaded Uzi in his hand. Since they came with no weapons and turning into a shinigami wasn't the smartest move, they improvised.
"Hello there, what are you doing with that in your hand?" Aizen nervously asked.
"Oh this? This is for people who thinks that they could just stay here without paying."
"You aren't really gonna shoot someone, are you?" Lisa inquired, honestly thinking that he would go so far.
"Only if you people try to run."
"Now hold on, let's try and do something less crazy." Brian told him as he looked to resolve this differently, "Now, Lisa. My card is in your bag, so go and give it to the man."
"Yeah fine."
She did so and went into her bag to find his credit card, while the man continued to point the gun at Lisa. She looked for it for a good several moments, but as she looked for it, Aizen had a strange plan so he reached for a lamp and casually walked back over. He stood there behind him without being so close for a little while, as Stewie looked up and saw it behind his back so he played along.
"Hey, sir? I have a wad of cash right here if you want it?" He told him, with a unsuspecting tone. He turned around to see, only for Aizen to slug him with the lamp and knocking him completely unconscious.
Unaware of this 'plan', Brian and Lisa was in completely shock or rather surprise with the guy knocked out, she yelled at him, "What the fuck is wrong with you!"
"Hey! This dick had a gun pointed at you, I couldn't let that pass. But enough bullshit and let's go!"
She chose not to give another response and they would sprint out of the room but as they ran out, Aizen would pick the gun off the floor and followed them, not before he hid it. A while later, they were in the parking lot desperately trying to find their car. Now wasn't the time to carjack someone and Stewie and Brian obviously didn't want it to escalate to that point. But they would find it eventually and quickly get in the car and immediately head off.
It was already 10 am and Stewie and Lisa was already stressed, and this time neither Aizen or Brian did anything this time. Why Stewie was stressed was because he was in the same situation he has always been in with Brian and the reason why Lisa was stressed was because one of them (not Stewie) used her credit card while unconscious/asleep.
"Why did you knock that guy out? We were actually trying to pay before what you did." Brian asked, completely annoyed right now of course.
"Did you want that asshole to end up killing us?" Aizen answered since it was very obvious, "Besides, at least we're outta there. But all we have to do is get our asses out of this state, if you didn't know."
"Thank you, Aizen. At least you actually know our situation here." Stewie said sarcastically, although he was involved in this.
"Whatever, now what should we do now?"
"And I thought you were the evil one..." Lisa sighed 'somewhat' painfully.
"Well, what we should do is drive normally so we get outta here without no trouble." Stewie directed them. The plan was simple and couldn't possibly go wrong, seriously.
Around the afternoon, the crew were able to get out of Ohio without being stopped. Since they kinda committed a crime, they had to change the route so they would end back up in that state. But that was no longer their problem at this time, they were now in Indiana and the current route would send them into Illinois, Missouri, Oklahoma, Texas and New Mexico. Although that wasn't so necessary, it was somewhat relevant to mention it.
Sometime later, they managed to end up right outside of Indianapolis, basically passed through; as so they thought. However, they were yet they had no idea where they were. Lisa looked around from the mirrors and windows to see where they are now.
"Hey, where are we right now?" She asked either one of them.
"You're the one driving, smart ass. Why don't you tell us?" Aizen replied, who among them was tired. While she has had quite enough of him already, she elected not to reply to that. But Stewie looked around himself and actually answered her.
Brian looked around himself and he himself noticed where they were; so he answered, "From what it looks like, I'm guessing we're somewhere outside of, or close to Indianapolis. We still might be on our route but I'm very sure we aren't in that particular city."
"What?"
"Oh my god; Just keep driving and don't look suspicious."
"Yeah, okay."
She was still driving through Indiana without no trouble; however, they were suddenly followed by a patrol car. Most likely the police. Lisa had two options: Continue driving as if they aren't going for them, or stop like what someone would obviously do. Though Lisa wasn't like Aizen, so she stopped the car with no hesitation.
The police man walked over to the driver's side, Stewie needed to watch Aizen and Brian so they wouldn't do anything stupid. But the problem was that Aizen had somewhat of a problem with police, even if it's the littlest reason out there, that was basically it. Lisa was more patient than them which is why she was placed behind the wheel.
Anyways, the cop went over to her and told her, "License and registration, please?"
"Alright then..." She replied, willfully handing him her driver's license. In fact, she was one of the them that had a license. Though the officer took a view at her license and then said:
"Ah, you're from Rhode Island, are you?"
"Well technically, I'm from Japan, while two of them here are." She stated, "But what's the problem?"
"You were speeding and aside from that, your tail light was out."
"Oh really? Then okay. Just write the damn ticket so we can move on..."
He proceeded to write down the ticket, however Aizen shifted a little further towards Stewie's seat which caught Brian's attention in the process; he also noticed that his hand was strangely going down his pants until he saw something shiny. He couldn't tell if it was a gun, but he looked a bit closer to make sure; but before Brian could even see anything, Aizen let out a loud howl, pulled out a gun and shoots the officer.
At that moment, Lisa, Stewie and Brian were about as shocked as before, though the bullet only managed to strike his shoulder which was rather lucky, or unfortunate. This now made Lisa uncomfortable, while Stewie yelled:
"What the fuck, Aizen! What's your fucking problem!"
The police officer tried to get up and try to arrest him or them, but Lisa immediately slammed her foot on the gas brake and within moments, they quickly sped off and left the police officer wounded. But he went to get more backup in order to catch them, as he entered his car and went full speed to catch them.
Meanwhile, the quartet was also driving at full speed as they all wanted to snap Aizen in two for what he did. Especially Stewie, who has seen him do lots of crazy stuff; though this probably tops it by a long margin.
"Why the hell did you shoot the goddamn cop!" Lisa angrily asked, who was driving for dear life.
"I'm sorry! I wasn't thinking right." Aizen answered while looking to get away with this, but Stewie then said:
"Exactly! You weren't thinking!"
"Oh shut up, now keep driving."
While she technically did so, Lisa wanted to lose it while she hissed, "I should stop this car and throw your fucking ass out for what you fucking did!"
"Yeah she should." Stewie followed, "I've had to deal with your ass for too long, though THIS was too far!"
"Well sorry. At least they aren't behind us." Aizen noted, which in a moment of irony, they were a complete convoy of police cars after them; much to they're misfortune. Looking from the rear-view mirror, Lisa started driving as fast as it can and this situation only made them even more angry with Aizen.
With no less than ten minutes passed, they were on a full tank of gas from earlier and were using it in a high-speed chase. Neither of them chose to say anything to each other, since it wouldn't be pretty if they did. With the police getting closer and closer, it was sure it wasn't gonna end well. Obviously. They needed to think of something and quick, that was what they needed to do. What they had to do was get the police off their backs, however that is very much impossible since a entire army of cops are after them so someone had to find an idea quick.
"Okay, everyone. How the hell are we gonna get these pigs off our backs?" Stewie asked the other three.
"You're asking us? What the hell do you think we should do?" Brian answered, since he obviously had nothing.
"Why are you asking me for god's sake? I'm trying not to rip this idiot's head off for getting us into this shit."
While Stewie was just close to losing it, Lisa didn't want to hear anything from either of them. So she yelled out, "Will you two shut up! It's bad enough we're in lots of shit, I don't want to hear you guys fighting of all things."
The two would eventually stop talking, though that didn't end their current situation. That is until Stewie looked around and suddenly an idea sparked inside his head. So he quickly went and acted fast before he forgot.
"Guys, I think I know how to get them off us." He told the three, "Lisa, I want you to tilt to the left and charge straight at the edge of the road."
"What? But that would land us straight into the river." She protested but she looked at Stewie and realized that he was completely serious, so all she had to do was trust him. With that, Lisa rolled up all the windows and moved to the left side of the highway in order to gain some momentum so she could do it.
Aizen didn't know what the hell she was doing, given the fact that he wasn't paying attention. Brian on the other hand, didn't think that this idea would even work though Lisa then attempted Stewie's idea, going full speed at the rails and with a straight charge at them with a roadblock not too far, they went right through the edge, flying at least twenty feet far and up in the air and with the police completely shocked at their attempt.
Soon enough, the car would take a hard nose dive straight into the water and at the very last moment, Stewie pressed an unknown button right as they land deep into the river and within seconds, the entire car started sinking to the bottom. Aizen, Brian and Lisa were deeply frightened with the fact that they were deep underwater, Stewie wasn't so shocked at all.
"Oh fucking great! We're underwater and about to die. Damn it." Lisa exclaimed, thinking for everyone at the moment.
"Now hold on, Lisa. Just wait a moment, this plan is not over yet."
"Well, dumbass. How the hell do you expect us to get us outta here?" Aizen yelled.
"I don't think you're in a position to be telling me off, Aizen. Given the fact that it was you that got us in this position." Stewie pointed out as a matter of fact. He had already thought of this right before they did this so all he needed to do was have them wait. But after several minutes, he saw the windows were about to crack so he finally did something.
"Okay, I think the coast is clear. Time to get back on land." He said, pressing a hidden button in front of him which rocketed them straight up and back on surface. However, they were still in water though; which would explain the raft under the car.
They were lucky with the fact that they were off the hook, as all the police were gone. But there was one more issue left though. How were they gonna get back on land? A question that the three were wondering.
"So... How do we get outta here?" Brian wondered, just like them. Unlike them, Stewie had some sort of plan...
"Okay, I need you Aizen to search in the back for some swimming shit. Like paddles and all that." He ordered, and so Aizen reached in the back of the car and found several paddles and such. About moments later, Aizen and Lisa found themselves paddling the car the best way they could while Stewie and Brian sat in the front doing completely nothing. This went on for at least a good few hours when they just noticed that they've hardly moved at all, given the weight of the truck.
After much impatience and frustration, Lisa finally blurted out, "Alright, alright! Just what the hell are we doing?"
"Um...rowing a car?" Brian answered, either he was being sarcastic or that was his guess though Stewie explained good and clear; or rather the best way he can. That's when Aizen sided with her:
"Right. I thought rowing this thing would work; however it seems that we need to try an alternate method."
"What do you mean?" She replied just when Stewie activates a water jet installed under the truck/car and within seconds, they were speeding all the way to ground. After spending basically hours rowing a heavy vehicle, the other three wanted to lose their minds completely since he let her and Aizen waste their time for nothing.
"...What the fuck just happened right now?" Aizen asked all around...
"Well it seems that Stewie here basically let us waste our fucking time knowing full well that he can take us off land." Brian blatantly explained.
"I wasted your time? Just what the hell have you been doing anyways?" Stewie exclaimed and sounded a little angry, "Besides, the fact still remains that we are now on land and can finally continue our ride."
Even though they wanted to go crazy at the moment, they could all agree that it couldn't possibly get any worse for them. At all. None of them could possibly deny that they are finally on land and so they can finally continue riding. That is... if the car was still operational.
-Now mid afternoon-
Nothing could honestly compare to what these guys have been going through recently. And as in 'recently', that means this morning. So truthfully, it couldn't possibly get any worse so far. One thing that added to the quartet's stress was that they nearly shit themselves in fear after nearly being crushed by water pressure. And for a baby, a dog, a complete spaz and a bookworm *cough,cough* pervert*cough* to take this much hell in this such short of time, really says something.
With nearly an hour passed, the feelings for all four of them wasn't pleasant. However, they needed to kill some time while they were driving. But after the enduring hell that they've gone through, that was doubtful. Very very doubtful.
"So... Aizen...how are things right now?" Brian randomly asked, trying to make small talk.
"Well, as you already Stewie and Lisa hate me right now-"
"Damn straight." Lisa exclaimed.
"...But with nothing to do and with Stewie and the Soul Society watching my ass, I'm more comfortable learning to speak Spanish and so on."
"Why? Because of the curse words?" Stewie carelessly guessed.
"No. Because it's you always need to know Spanish, in case you're in a bad Mexican neighborhood."
"Oh yeah. Then okay, I guess that's needed for that situation."
"Exactly. That's why I have the book, 'How to survive in a Mexican neighborhood for Dummies'. It's very convenient."
"We wouldn't know anything about that." Brian replied, not really caring anymore.
"Hey, when you are in a room with nothing to do, you just improvise." He started explaining, "Like for instance, when you are bored or angry, do what Lisa does to my things. She does a really bad job though."
"Do you really think I'd leave tracks like that by accident?" Lisa exclaimed, 'indirectly' proving that she does it.
"... Come to think of it, you're very careful with shit like that." Aizen technically agreed; until he instantly noticed, "Oh god, I just agreed with you..."
"Well you should more often. Somebody needs to keep your ass in check. Not to mention that I basically have to clean up after your dumbass."
During Lisa's near anger breakdown (very close), Brian went and added to the conversation, "Yeah, come to think of it. Stewie and Lisa are the only ones that are cleaning up for your dumb shit. Hell, you're basically driving this woman into a mental hospital with all these antics."
"And what the hell do you do around here anyways? I thought that you of all people would be on my side."
"Technically, I'm not siding with you. Me for one is also sick of your bullshit, it's fucking annoying."
"Says the mutt who helped this jackass blow up the sink days ago..." Lisa growled back, basically since he wasn't the one to talk...
"Also says the bitch who always has a dick in her ass most of the damn time." Brian snapped back at her. This was getting outta hand and Stewie was about to lose his patience with all three of them as Aizen, Lisa and Brian kept taking shots at each other.
"Oh shut up, Lisa. Who was the dumbass bitch who suggested that we'd be superheroes?"
"You're the dumbass bitch who suggested that idea!"
A few more moments of them going off and on, Stewie finally snapped and yelled, "Damn it! Shut up! I've had it with this insanity!" Right as he yelled, the car suddenly broke down on them. And like that, all four of them just silenced in a simple instant. They wanted to lose their minds given the fact that they are not even half way in the country and now they are stranded.
"Fuck." Stewie simply exclaimed. No other words came out after that.
"We are not stranded. We are not stranded. We are not fucking stranded." Lisa repeated while she banged her head on the steering wheel.
"We are...?" Brian said, trying not to piss her off.
With Brian confused and Lisa completely annoyed, Aizen went and asked, "So what do we do now?"
A moment of silence swept around until Stewie answered, "Everyone. Get out." All of them would eventually walk out and wait for what Stewie had in store this time. They would look around the area for someone, but that was when Stewie crawled up on Brian's head and pointed out to a gas station nearby; which would be great timing for them.
-Moments later...-
The pissed off quartet would walk over to the gas station where they would find a mechanic, very very lucky for them right now. As they were only a few yards from their car, it wouldn't be too much of a hassle to get back there without nothing stolen. They approached the man and Aizen asked him:
"Hello, kind sir. We are heading to Arizona until our car broke down on us. Mainly because a woman was behind the wheel..."
Stewie and Brian quickly yelled at him, "Aizen!"
"Alright, alright. Forget what I said. Anyways, would you kindly help us on our situation?"
He looked at the three, and simply asked, "What's under the hood?"
Within no time, he popped the hood and took a look at the inside. It took him a while to see what was going on and while he looked at what's wrong, the crew either stood around and waited or tried to find something to do at least. After moving around some things within the car, he shut the hood and went over to them:
"Well, it seems there's something jammed inside there. Not to mention that the battery is burnt out. Was the battery underwater by any chance?"
They looked at each other in complete irony; given the complete ordeal they've dealt with before this happened. However, they would all shake their heads no to avoid telling him about what happened.
"Well... I can fix this however. But it will cost at least $2100."
After a few seconds later, they would huddle up and asking each other...
"Alright, since Stewie has the most among us. He should pay for the damages." Aizen proposed.
"What? You should pay the guy. You're the one who got us into this."
"Hey hey hey! What about Lisa? She should have more than enough..." Brian inquired.
"Yeah that would be a fine idea, but I'm broke. Thanks to this asshole."
"...And my accounts are locked right now." Stewie also added.
"Damn it."
While they tried to get someone to pay him to fix the car, the man proposed, "Well, if you're short on cash, then there's a business just a couple miles from here. You'll earn enough money in no time..." They were somehow intrigued, so Aizen asked:
"What type of business?"
Within moments, they found themselves in a strip club and much to their misfortune, they watch as Aizen dances on stage for money. Stewie thought that he had seen enough of him remotely naked, but that would seen to be an exaggeration and just watching him stripping repulsed not only Stewie but Brian as well. The only one that either was enjoying this or didn't care was Lisa, she was neutral about it and she of course was lucky that it wasn't her.
Little did they actually know, Aizen was actually enjoying himself; although seeing him stripping from their view was straight out gross. So to kill time, they had some type of conversation:
"You know, after all the shit we've gone through in the past couple days. I'm not so sure if helping your friend is worth stripping or getting arrested." Brian simply stated.
"I agree with Brian." Lisa also said, since she's dealt with too much recently, "Is this really worth it or are we just gonna regret it?"
Stewie understood what they were talking about, so he in fact answered, "Guys, we ate an assortment of horse and bull testicles. That doesn't even relate to what we're going through right now."
"True. Especially for me since I could hardly eat something so disgusting."
"Coming from the same guy who eats his own shit." Stewie and Lisa exclaimed.
"Hey, you'd be disgusted too if you were in my shoes."
"I would have finished more quicker than you." Lisa replied, dating back to that 'incident'. Though Stewie would stepped in and said:
"Well to be fair, we've done some odd shit in the past few weeks. Or rather since I became a shinigami."
Looking back on the past, lots of wild things has occurred. Either out of irony, complete coincidence or more rather, predictable. Many things, like Aizen sending all ten of the Espada to Stewie's house, Lisa hitting Brian and eventually, Aizen in the head or somewhere else with a brick. Or the whole 'endurance' tournament, the entire vampire situation Stewie and Aizen dealt with and lastly, the superhero bit they ended up doing. All of these cases of course, have all happened when Stewie first came into the Soul Society and met Aizen and Lisa. It didn't take a genius to notice this stuff and as far as Stewie was concerned, he wouldn't care less at all.
"You know, although all of us has gone through some edgy hell in the past months, it's nice to have friends like you guys. Especially Aizen; despite him being the constant reason for all of this." Stewie told them.
"Yeah. I can agree with you there," Lisa responded, "Except for the part about Aizen, still hate him."
"Who doesn't?" Brian exclaimed.
"Well, let's just find a way to get to Arizona in time and with no further accidents. Alright?"
"Alright." Brian and Lisa replied. As they had gotten up, Lisa yelled towards Aizen, "Hey, Prince Mullet! Grab the cash and let's go!"
"Um, okay...?" He answered, grabbing as many bills as he can and rushed off the stage. However, right before they could leave, the owner showed up angry as hell. He (or she, due to his appearance) was not about to lose another dancer like this again.
"Hey, just what the hell are y'all doing?" The owner yelled out.
"Well, we are taking our dear friend here and getting outta here, thank you." Stewie explained as good as possible. That is, until the owner pulled out a rifle and pointed at them.
"Oh no you're not. Every time, I get a new dancer, only to see that they're only here to earn some quick cash because they're stranded. I'm not gonna let that happen for a 98th time!"
They looked around at each other because of the irony. While Brian whispered, "Damn, what a weird way to sum up a similar situation..."
"I know." Stewie agreed, "Now we don't wanna get into any trouble so-"
His sentence was cut off as the owner shot at them, the worse thing was that he/she? was using bullets that can blow half your body off. In complete fear and danger, Stewie yelled:
"Oh dear god, that drag looking motherfucker is gonna kill us! Run!"
Easily, they ran like holy hell and straight out of the building. The owner did not give up easily as the person would rush outta the building as well and continue shooting at them. This was simply insane but lucky for them, the mechanic had fixed the car and within no time, the immediately got into the car and prepared to drive off. But the mechanic wasn't gonna let them drive off without pay as he banged on the driver window, requesting his money.
Stewie looked in the mirror and saw the strip club owner ready to shoot them all, prompting Stewie to yell, "We gotta split. And now."
As Lisa prepared to floor it, Aizen opened the window on the roof and threw him the money, exactly as Lisa stated driving at full speed. They also manage to avoid the bullet, unfortunately blowing half of the mechanic apart.
"Oh shit!" Brian yelled out in shock. This was far beyond anything they've seen before; well actually the vampire thing might be equal to this but whatever.
-The next morning-
After seeing a man get killed when he fixed their car, had to strip for money, shot a police officer and knocked out a hotel manager threatening to kill them. They seriously wanted to just head out to the nearest airport and fly to Arizona instead. There was not a single thing that either of them could say to do otherwise. Having to paddle a automobile that sunk underwater, and everything else in between wasn't bad enough, it was very best for Stewie and the gang if they again, flew to Arizona.
"Jesus, I just wanna get there and get it over with. That way, we can go home." Lisa sighed.
"I know." Stewie replied, "Being chased by cops wasn't already bad enough, we had to watch this tool strip for cash."
"I don't know. I kinda liked that job, the guys were friendly. The women were hot and such. Not to mention that the pay was incredible."
"We don't care a single bit, Aizen." Stewie told him in a tired and somewhat irritated tone.
"Well sorry. I thought I'd like to share that info with you guys."
"Yeah, you're welcome to do so. But now, just shut up." Brian also told him, "You know, even though this was a train wreck of a road trip, it was somewhat fun. We got to see different places, we gotten through some wild adventures. It was fun."
"I didn't like it at all." Lisa said in a blunt tone.
"Me neither." Aizen added.
"Neither did I. But when we get to the airport and arrive in Arizona, it'll all work out." Stewie added as well, but then they would get a phone call. He would place it on speaker and answer, "Hello?"
"Hey, guys..." Stewie's older friend answered back.
"What's up?"
"Oh nothing. I wanted to call you guys because I have to tell you this."
"What would that be?" Brian asked.
"I tried to tell you yesterday. But turns out that a find of mine hired a series of movers that could bring in my stuff and set it how I want it. So you guys don't have to come here..." She laughed. However, that was not a joke to the quartet. The entire car became silent as Lisa slowly hit the brake. At that point, they wanted to completely snap at this moment.
"What?" Stewie said in a dark, empty tone.
"Yeah. Are you saying that you guys are already there?"
"...We haven't even gotten outta Indianapolis!"
"Well, it's great that you guys took your time to drive down to help me but I found someone else."
They absolutely wanted to lose their minds after all that had happened, when Brian snapped, "What the fuck do you mean you found help? Do you know how hell we went through and we're not even half way across the country!"
"Well sorry for you guys, but I don't need any further assistance."
"WHAT!" They all screamed, as Lisa followed up, "Do you know how much we went through just to be where we are? And you tell us this!"
"Goddamn it. I worked in a strip club because of you..."
"Um... I gotta go. Bye." She said and hung up. They seriously wanted to lose it after this madness, and all they could do was fly home. But much to their misfortune, they are quickly surrounded by police officers, SWAT team and helicopters. Stewie, Aizen, Lisa and Brian completely lost every emotion in their body as they saw countless cops surround them.
Just before they are arrested, Stewie yelled, "Son of a bitch!"
-Chapter Ten Omake-
Stewie: "Hi, I'm Stewie Griffin."
Aizen: "And I'm Sousuke Aizen."
Stewie: "Now what you saw there was what would happen if a road trip went wrong..."
Aizen: "That's right. We would like to take the time to say that we do not condone anyone performing the events in this chapter."
Stewie: "Yes. But on a different note. We are currently celebrating the story's one year anniversary with our tenth chapter you just read.
Aizen: "And we'd like to thank you all for the great support. And we would like to say thank you for joining us for this event.
Stewie: "So before we go. Make sure you review, favorite and alert this story. Tell your friends; probably force them to read it."
Aizen: "And tell them if they don't, then Gin will give them a special surprise when you sleep..."
Stewie: "Good night, everyone." * him and Aizen starts waving at the camera*
End of Chapter Ten
A/N: If anyone is reading, then I'd like to thank TehKablam98 for the ideas of his in the last two chapters. So also thank him...