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Chapter Twelve: It's Haunted! (Part 1 of 2)

Stewie- "Before we continue with this chapter. We would like to say that sort of mislead you on what the next chapter will be about. It's because we released a new game and it kinda ruined it for us. So instead we are..."

(He is interrupted by Aizen and Brian, who wanted to see what was going on.)

Aizen - "Hi what are doing, Stewie my boy."

Stewie - "I told you before. Don't call me that."

Brian - "Yeah because things got chippy the last time he did. So what are you doing?"

Stewie - "I'm informing the readers about a change in the story."

Aizen - "Oh right. Because you guys came out with a game and decided to waste what we already had. Not to mention our time."

Stewie - "However, this chapter will be a two part special. As we promised. So sit back and tolerate us."

Like all thing good in the world, the situation that Stewie Griffin is in, is no where close. It felt like yesterday when he and Aizen first met. And worse enough, Brian (Stewie's loveable dog companion) and Lisa (a Vizard that knows Aizen well) gets into the mix. Every adventure always starts one way and sometimes ends the same way; sometimes ends in a different way. Still the quartet have been through hell and back, then back to hell then right back.

So many questions about these four that never been answered – probably won't be answered any time soon. But for these guys, all they knew was that there was an adventure waiting ahead of them at every road. And those roads were dirty as all hell.

At the home of Stewie, Aizen, Brian and Lisa, nothing was really happening. Lisa was casually sitting on the couch, looking a pornographic magazine. Brian simply read a book (and stole glances from the magazine Lisa was reading), Stewie was upstairs in his room sleeping – as what babies are supposed to be doing. Lastly, Aizen was nowhere to be found. Brian and Lisa didn't quite bother to go look for him as he would eventually turn up.

While they were downstairs minding their own business, Aizen was up to no good. No, he wasn't trying to take over the Soul Society, he was merely sneaking into Stewie's room with nothing more than a large bowl of water, snickering as he got closer.

The grown man looked down at the sleeping child, when he dumps the entire bowl of cold water on him. This immediately wakes him up and instinctively, he had no idea what was going on. All he knew was that he was dripping wet and Aizen was laughing, holding the bowl in his hand. At that moment, Stewie's blood started to boil and that was at the same moment when he attacked him.

Brian and Lisa could hear all the ruckus from upstairs. However, they chose not to go up there. About several minutes in, the noises stops. They look up at the ceiling to see if they were finished and it seemed as though that the noise has stopped. All they could make out was the yelling, things breaking and stuff that they could identify by ear. Stewie came downstairs, furious mind you. Following him was Aizen, who was beaten up bad.

To think a man who nearly took over the world, got his ass kicked by a baby.

Brian looked up at them and asked, "Whoa, what the hell happened to you?"

"This bastard dumped ice cold water on me whist I was sleeping." Stewie yelled.

Not even looking away from her magazine, Lisa told Aizen, "Why do you keep doing these things? You know he gets upset whenever you do shit like this."

"I thought it would be good to see how he'd react. You can't blame me."

"And that is why you got your ass kicked by a infant – again."

Seeing how the tension between them has escalated, Brian got up from the couch and spoke out, "Guys! How did we become so mean towards one another? Have things really gotten so tense and dysfunctional? Look, I have an idea; something that will help our violence towards one another."

"What do you propose, mutt?" Aizen inquired.

"Why not take a vacation? I heard of a nice place in Buffalo where we could learn to work together, relax and stop cutting each others' throats."

The idea was ridiculous as it was enticing. They thought about it so it could sink in and after a quick huddle, Stewie walked over and said, "Well even though it is stupid, perhaps we should give it a try."

They headed out on a long drive to Buffalo, after a few hours driving, everything seemed quiet – which for them was uncommon. Since they were driving from Providence to Buffalo, it was gonna take several hours for them to get there. As they were half way across New York state, Aizen noticed something as he watched Lisa drive.

"I just noticed something. How come I'm not driving? It's not like I don't know how." he inquired.

But Stewie replied with, "Does the words Suspended License ring a bell?"

"Besides, it would be better if you didn't drive us there." Brian added – sitting in the front seat this time.

"Okay, just because I hit that woman on the bicycle, it suddenly means I can't drive?"

"According to the state, yes exactly."

The conversation was already stale to say the least, so they resumed their streak of silence. Hours later, after numerous arguments, running over homeless people due to lack of attention and etc, the gang make their destination. A rarity for one since they were not distracted by any random occurrence. Following Brian's directions, they arrive at the home where they'll be spending a week beneath its walls.

As they get out of the car and take a look at the house, something about it make some of them uncomfortable. On the outside, the house seemed normal, if anything, amazing; but they could not help but think that there was something more about this place than meets the eye. They (except Brian) did not want to take another step forward, because they could feel it.

Lisa took her eyes off the place and said, "I'm not going in there."

Stewie nodded, "Me neither."

"Neither am I." Aizen followed suit. Brian did not know what the big deal was with them. He didn't see anything wrong with the place – but that might be his lack of ability to sense evil.

"Oh come on, you guys. This place is fine. After a day here, you won't notice anything."

Brian was unaware what he was getting them into. He could not tell what was wrong with the place, probably because Brian's spiritual pressure wasn't nearly as strong as Aizen, Stewie or Lisa. That could be the case, however it could mean a lot of things. Nevertheless, they entered the home with ease. Inside, the place also looked normal; modern if you will. But their senses became much stronger as they walked inside. But their suspicions grew much bigger.

At least six people lined up evenly, greeted them with their presence. "Why hello, visitors. It is a pleasure to meet your acquaintance." one of the staff members greeted.

The four were all indifferent, they were not sure if they should go along with this, or tell them to leave. But they chose to roll with it. Stewie was the first to reply, "Um? Hello. It's nice to meet you too." They exchange eye contact for an awkward moment until Stewie walked away.

"What is your job with us?" Aizen inquired.

"We are here to serve the visitors." replied one of the other crew members, "Bags?"

"What?"

"Shall we take bags to rooms?"

"Uh? Sure, since you asked too." Aizen and company gave them their luggage where they would escort to their bedrooms. Suffice to say, they were really freaked out by this situation. Not because they were serving them, but the way they were acting.

They took the gang's luggage to each of the three rooms. Strangely enough, Stewie's room was exactly designed for him as he was a baby after all. Lisa's room was freakishly elegant for someone who hardly cares about things like that. As for Aizen, his room took the position of master bedroom. Out of all the rooms, Brian was the only person that was not accommodated.

"What a minute?" Brian noticed, "Where am I supposed to sleep?"

"I don't think you have your own room, Brian." Stewie replied.

"Well, can I sleep in your room?"

Stewie took another peek inside and said, "Sorry, no room for you."

"Damn it." he sighed, "Well how about you, Lisa? Can I stay in your room?"

Lisa took a peek of her room and replied, "Do you really want to sleep in this room?"

He took a peek of her room and he was not impressed by what she had to deal with. So he said, "You know what? I'll just sleep in the hallway."

Right then and there, Aizen stepped in and told him, "Hey, hey. I don't want anyone sleeping in a hallway. How about you sleep in my bed?"

Although Brian would rather be castrated than to sleep in his bed, he had no other choice. "Well, I suppose it's no different from sleeping with Peter and Lois. Okay, I take it."

After settling in their home, they did what they usually did at this time – sit around and do nothing. Unfortunately, there was no television in the living room or anywhere for that matter. All they did was sit on the couch and practically do nothing; well, in the case of Brian and Stewie of course. Aizen and Lisa however, took this time to read books.

It was almost 7 PM when one of the butlers came in the room unnoticed. Worse yet, he stood right behind Aizen whist he has reading; he didn't even notice the butler standing there until he said, "Excuse me, sir? But dinner is prepare for you all."

Brian, Stewie and Lisa nearly jumped out of their skin – except Aizen, who barely even flinched when he started talking. He replied, "That's nice... whatever your name is?"

Then the other staff came in for the others, among them was the twin maids who approached Lisa and told her, "If you could come with us, we will prepare you for supper."

"What? But I don't need to be-" Her response was cut off when they took her away to "get her dressed", despite her opposition. They others also escorted both Brian and Stewie so they could prepare them. After thirty minutes of resisting and completely no cooperation, they bring them downstairs where they were faced with practically an entire buffet on the dinner table. They were all dressed up for some or no apparent reason and from their perspective, none of this made sense.

The four of them sat quietly at the table, eating their meals quite uncomfortably as some of that staff stood behind them, possibly waiting to serve them if needed. Brian took the time to notice the outfit Lisa was wearing, knowing full well that she would never wear something like that.

But the dress was not what got his attention, but how she wore it. Lisa noticed Brian staring uncomfortably at her, which she exclaimed, "What the hell are you looking at?"

"Just wondering, but what is with that dress? It it showing a little too much if you know what I mean." Brian told her. Apparently, her dress exposed a lot of cleavage; something that none of them knew she had. She looked down and realized what he was looking at, but instead of covering it up, she shrugged and continued eating.

Stewie noticed her exposure – as well as Aizen. Which was why he commented, "Okay what the hell is with all that? I didn't know you had... um?"

"Breasts? Yeah me neither."

"Well I think they look amazing." Aizen stated. Even though this was the moment where Lisa would scold him for saying that. But strangely enough, one of the butlers walked up to him and slapped him with his glove. Both Brian and Stewie started laughing hysterically, while like him, was confused by what happened.

Quickly, she defended herself, "Now I did not tell him to do that."

"Don't worry, I believe you." he nodded, "Besides, you'd do it yourself."

"Speaking of Lisa and her sudden cleavage," Stewie began to notice, "Are any of you curious as to what is going on here? I mean, look at what I'm wearing for god's sake. But yet again, I suppose it's no different from what Aizen is wearing."

Aizen's get-up was about as ridiculous as what Stewie and Lisa were wearing. And that said a lot. Suddenly, things got quiet. The four looked around as the staff practically stared at them with blank expressions. In fact, they were unsure if they should continue eating or walk away. Their best bet was to play it off.

At about midnight, they were sent to bed a bit early. Stewie was all alone in his room – but he couldn't sleep; he strongly believed someone was watching him. Was it the walls? The toys? It could've been anything in there, but it did fuel his paranoia. Brian slept comfortably at the foot of Aizen's bed as for him, he had some discomfort that prevented him from getting any sleep. All he could do was stare at the ceiling, thoughts running inside his head, none of which were the things that he normally thinks about.

As for Lisa, unlike Stewie and Aizen, she was able to sleep. Until she heard a sudden voice shout at her, which suddenly woke her up. She looked around to see who was shouting at her but no one was there. But yet again, she wasn't wearing her glasses. Eventually, she fell right back to bed – until as soon as her eyes closed, she heard a noise. This time she put on her glasses and got out of bed to investigate the noise, although it would've been smarter to just stay in bed.

Walking out of her bedroom in nothing but her nightgown, she searched around for the source of the noises. But she was half-awake as she walked down the hallway, but her mind was deceiving her. Her mind told her to keep walking and her body kept going, but neither told her where to go – in short, she was practically sleep-walking. Then suddenly, she took a fall... down the stairs. Stewie, Aizen and Brian all fully woke up, only to hear her body thumping down and against the stairs.

And then, there was the big thump. The three of them leaped out of bed and out into the hallway, where they ran down the stairs only to see Lisa lying on the ground. Immediately, Aizen rushed to her aide so did Brian and Stewie.

"Lisa? Wake up!" Aizen yelled, shaking her awake. She opened her eyes to see Aizen with his hand on her – but that was the least of her concerns. She was wondering where the hell she was.

"What the- Where am I?" she groaned.

Stewie walked to her side and asked, "The real question is: what the hell happened to you?"

"I don't know. First thing I remember, I was getting out of bed next, my mind went blank. I have no clue how I got down here." she tried to remember what happened, but then she noticed the amount of pain she was in, "Why am I so sore? Did I- Did I fall down the stairs?"

"Judging from what happened and what we heard, I suppose you did fall down the stairs." Stewie assumed. There was no other way she could've gotten down there in that nature. Aizen and Brian helped her up and back up to her bedroom. Even though they wanted to investigate what happened, tonight wasn't the time to do so.

- The following day -

The quartet was still in question as to what possibly happened last night that led to Lisa's sudden fall down a flight of stairs. They didn't talk about it in particular, but it was still on their minds. Now since it is a new day, they could try and focus on something else other than what happened.

After breakfast, they walked out of the dining room still with no one saying anything. Until finally, Brian said, "Okay, is anyone gonna mention what happened to Lisa last night?"

Fortunately, Stewie was relieved that he wasn't the only one who was thinking about it; he added, "I was thinking about it all morning. I thought I was dreaming."

"I know." he agreed, "Last night may have been strange, but suddenly I've been picking up on some strange vibes coming from this house."

"So you've finally picked up on that?" Lisa gave a snide remark, while sitting on the couch with bumps and bruises.

"Lisa, aren't you the slightest bit concerned about what to you last night?"

"No, I am not concerned." she nodded, "Besides, why should I be concerned? I fell down a bunch of stairs and now I'm sore. That's all."

"I'm not talking about the stairs."

"Then what?"

Aizen stepped into the conversation and calmly observed, "Look here. What Brian is trying to say is, there is something strange about this place. Something he should have been aware of in the first place. But think about this – that fall last night was no coincidence, normally you are very careful. And yes, these people are creepy but like what Brian said before, we got to relax. If anything suspicious happens, then we stop relaxing."

"I suppose mister know-it-all, is right." Stewie agreed. Then they heard a loud crash again. All of them left to discover the cause of the noise once again. They enter the kitchen and find all the dishes broken into pieces. They looked up and saw the twin maids virtually glaring at them.

Their glares made them uncomfortable, which made it hard for them to say anything to them. Stewie looked up and them and asked, "What... happened?"

"Nothing." they said in unison, "Please exit and return to your previous duties. Immediately."

None of them wished to challenge them so they walked away, trying to forget the fact that they have no plates anymore.

Later that day, Brian walked alone in the home trying to find one of his dog toys that Aizen threw in purpose. As a dog, he had a short attention span in finding lost items; most times he had an easy time retrieving such things but this wasn't the case. Brian turned around, looking for it but suddenly he hears another noise.

It wasn't that clear to him, but the second time around, he heard it clearly. It was the croaking of a frog. Actually, one was sitting right next to him. Brian turned around and met eyes with said frog, who was staring right at him. He did not know how to react to this at all, the frog was hardly the size of a foot and the way it glared at him freaked him out. He tried walking away, but the frog continued looking at him with every movement.

"What the hell?" he exclaimed, "Okay, you need to get the hell outta her-"

Brian's comment was cut off when suddenly, the frog took out its tongue, wrapped him up and ate him. Brian's screams were heard from across the room by Aizen and Lisa, who ran to see if he was okay, but all they saw was Brian's leg being consumed by the small frog.

They were appalled by what had happened. In response, Lisa turned to Aizen and she exclaimed, "What the hell is that thing?"

"A frog. At least I'm sure it is." he replied.

"But it ate Brian!"

He could see how tense she was, so Aizen tried to calm her down, "Look, just relax. Instead of fretting over Brian being frog food, we should find a way to kill it. The question is, how?"

She nearly wanted to smack him for his amount of stupidity he has exhibited. How she actually responded was by taking out her Zanpakuto, and telling him, "Do you really want me to say it? Or do you wanna guess?"

He finally realized what she meant, after a minute of thought. So Aizen followed by taking out his Zanpakuto and said (literally) to the frog, "You're gonna regret eating our furry friend."

However, before they could draw their swords, the frog yanked it out if their hands with his tongue and ate them, leaving them defenseless (sort of). They did not want to end up being food for the frog so they backed away. Slowly, that is. Meanwhile, Brian, who was inside the frog's stomach, looked around to see how he was gonna get out of this; it was surprisingly big for a toad that small. But to his luck, Brian saw something fall down into its stomach that could help him out.

Outside the frog's stomach, Aizen and Lisa were walking back to the other room when suddenly... Brian made a jailbreak from the prison that was the frog. Using their swords that were also consumed, Brian cut his way out and in the process, killed the frog. They turned around and saw that he made a "daring" escape, but also noticed how Brian was all covered up in who knew what.

"Brian, what the hell happened to you?" Aizen inquired.

"I don't know, this frog suddenly ate me. I had no way to defend myself."

Stewie came in the room after hearing all the noise that came from there. He shouted at the three, "What the hell is going on? I'm trying to get some bloody sleep!"

"Sorry, Stewie." Aizen apologized, picking him up, "We were trying to get Brian out of a frog's stomach."

"What do you mean?"

Brian walked over, with frog "something" all over him and explained, "Apparently, I was just eaten alive by a frog that was barely the size of my foot."

"Whoa"

"Yeah, whoa. Fortunately, I killed it whist making an escape."

Lisa interrupted, "Okay, okay. Instead of sitting here, we need to get the fuck outta here. Right now!"

"Alright then." Stewie agreed, signaling Aizen to let him go, "Now let's find the butler so he can help us pack up."

Immediately, they rushed to find somebody that could help them get out of here. But the problem is – there was nobody around at all. But that did not stop them from looking either way. Twenty minutes in looking for someone, they thought to themselves. They didn't need any of the to help them pack, but to find the butler was also a priority too. But luck was again in their favor when came across the butler sitting on a chair in the kitchen.

They ran to his direction, with Aizen telling him, "Hey, come on. We need some help."

The butler turned around, giving Aizen and the others an empty expression. It suddenly began startling when he begun to screech as loud as possible. They believed that he was attempting to pop their ear drums but then something unexpected happened – his head blew up in tiny chunks.

All four of them were splattered in blood and head chunks, something that also left them in horror – especially Aizen, even though has done his share of shocking things, this was also something he has never seen before. They were stuck in silence until Brian screamed in absolute shock.

"Oh my god!" Stewie shouted."

Lisa backed away and muttered, "His head... it... just blew up!"

Though this was the last thing that needed to be attended to, Stewie walked to the closet and said, "I'm gonna go get a mop."

Once Stewie touched the door, it suddenly opened by itself. Soon as the door fully opened, Stewie yelled in horror when he saw what was inside. Aizen, Brian and Lisa ran over to see and what they saw, made them want to vomit. The entire staff, who were all crammed in the broom closet, where brutally slaughtered. This solved the mystery as to why they were absent.

Brian wanted to vomit, Lisa backed away before she lost it and Aizen did not say anything but he did look at them and even without words, they knew what their next move was. All four of them sprinted into their bedrooms and quickly gathered their things; now was not even the time to wrap, fold or anything that could've wasted valuable time. Quickly, they carried their bags down the large flight of stairs but once they reached the front door, they could not believe what they saw.

The entire front door was missing. Leaving them with no way out.

"Stewie..." Aizen asked him, "What happening?"

"Well, it seems we are officially fucked." he answered.

They all stared at what was the front door, when Brian noted, "This is like every horror movie cliché I can think of."

"Shut up, Brian."

This sudden change of events not only proved they are now stuck, but puts their fates into question. It is now a fight to stay alive.

To Be Continued – End of Chapter Twelve

The story is back! Breaking a year long hiatus, I present you chapter twelve of one of my favorite stories. I hope for some of you that read this, I hope you've enjoyed it. Thanks and part two will be released at some point. Not another year, I'll tell you that.