Dear Legolas,

It is wonderful that you survived. On another note, would you mind sharing your room with Fred when you return home? He is refusing to leave, and when my guards attempted to forcibly remove him, he waved a stick at them, shouted something in a strange tongue and they all sprouted feelers.
Your loving father,
Thranduil

Dear Aragorn,
Of course I will come for your coronation. I will take with me some elves to carry pennants. I hope this is all right.
Cordially,
Elrond Halfelven, Lord of Imladris

Dear Ada,
This Fred sounds like a rather unstable character. Have you tried setting the spiders on him?
Your loving son,
Legolas

Dear Legolas,
The spiders have all gone. Possibly Fred is behind this, or possibly it is something to do with the fact that evil has been cleansed from the earth.
Your loving father,
Thranduil

Dear Elrond,
Pennant-bearers will be fine. I can put them up in the parts of Minas Tirith that haven't been destroyed.
The coronation date has been moved forward a week, because Frodo is still pretending to be asleep.
Your loving adopted son,
Aragorn II Elessar

Dear Legolas,
Please return home ASAP. Fred has summoned an army of angry red-headed people, not to mention a worryingly clever girl, a boy with a scar, a very shabbily dressed man and a woman with hair that changes colour. All of them seem to be armed with sticks.
They currently are not showing signs of open hostility, but have made themselves at home in a large area of the castle and are talking in a strange dialect of the Common Tongue.
Your loving father,
Thranduil

Dear Ada,
I must remain in Gondor until Aragorn's coronation. Unfortunately this cannot take place until Frodo stops pretending to be asleep. Gandalf is currently laughing very loudly in the hopes of making him wake up.
Perhaps these strangers from distant lands are in fact friends, and not an army. You should really learn to be more trusting.
Your loving son,
Legolas

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