an:/ Har Har har, I've been updating way to frequent than normal! Don't get use to it! I just didn't have much homework this week. With the quarter over and election day right after, I only had three days of school. Though next week I have a math test so not much update will occur next week. Now, I know I'm making Naruto a bit arrogant, but thats because he's 6! (or was) It will be something he learns to control throughout the story. He isn't that good yet either (he's just really smart right now with lots of training)! he has yet to learn rasengan (and the other forms of it), Senjutsu, Bijuu mode, and more! Anyways, for now, let's get this genin test over with and get to the action! ok, enough notes, Lets-a go!
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(about 1 year time-skip. Naruto: 8 years old)
"GET THE HELL UP, NARUTO! DON'T MAKE ME GET UP THERE!"
Naruto's eyes flashed open, darting around the room. He looked at the alarm which read 7:00 am. It's too early. Naruto closed his eyes again only to be interrupted.
"NARUT-"
"I'M UP!"
Naruto rolled out of bed and scratched his back as he made his way to the bathroom.
"I swear, that kid never wakes up on time!"
Kushina flipped a couple pancakes on the pan. She looked back at Minato who was engrossed in a newspaper while sipping coffee. She stopped at the doorway to the dining room and spoke to Minato.
"Minato, today is the test, do you think he's ready? Who will be his teammates? Teacher? Oh there are so many things that could go wrong! What if bandits attack? What if-"
"Its fine, Kushina. There are no bandits on D-ranks, just grass and paint. He'll do fine, I got the perfect teacher for him too!"
While she was talking, Naruto skipped pass Kushina at the doorway into the kitchen. He skipped back out and ran to the living room. Kushina sighed and went back into the Kitchen to finish the pancakes. Kushina looked back to her pan only to see it empty, along with the other pancakes that were on a plate.
"NARUTO! GET BACK HERE"
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Naruto rested his head on his arm was he looked out the window. Today was the day he had been waiting for, the day of the Genin Test. All the grade 5 students had graduated Academy, but the Genin test was held four months after. Today was the fated day, the day that determined if one could be a ninja or not.
He looked at the clock to see that he was 15 minutes early. The classroom was practically empty with the exception of a few Aburame and civilian family. Most of the ninja clans shunshined with their children to drop them off, and the Aburame, well, they were always nitpicky on punctuality. Like my mom. Naruto rolled his eyes and focused back on the clouds outside.
Several poofs were heard outside and Naruto snapped his head back at the clock, two more minutes till class starts, the clan members have arrived. The door opened and a mass of 11 year olds made it through the door followed by the towering Iruka-sensei. He had a stack of paper in one hand and a box held at the hip, full of hitai-ate, different colors too.
"Sit down, everybody! Class is starting! Anyways, as you all know, the reason you are here is to take the Genin Test. If you aren't, you are in the wrong room. Please leave immediately."
No one budged. People took quick glances at each other to find any unrecognizable faces. Seeing as nobody was moving, Iruka-sensei started again.
"Okay, now the test is composed of multiple parts, the Written, the Physical, and the Jutsu. First, the written part will be about strategy, history, geography, etc. Second, the physical will be shooting shuriken and kunai, and using other weapons. The last test is Jutsu, you will do a Henge, Kawarimi, and Bunshin. I wish the best of luck, we will now pass the written portion out"
Iruka-sensei and another sensei handed out small packets and pencils to each student. Naruto started immediately. The multiple choice was easy, clearly shown by how early many of the students completed the section. The essay, however, was a different story. What is the will of the fire? While Minato had asked this question to Naruto on many different occasions, Naruto only had a basic idea of what it meant. Naruto looked around to see many confused faces, each accompanied with either finger tapping or head scratching.
What was will of the fire? It seemed a lot like motivation to Naruto. Minato said it was what caused him to be Hokage. Naruto narrowed his eyes, he should get this too since he also wanted to be Hokage. What drove him to set such a goal? Why did he want to be Hokage? Naruto scratched his chin. He thought hard. Was it for recognition? Sure maybe a part of it, but fame was only the cherry on top. Money? Naruto knows that the Hokage isn't paid any higher than S-ranked missions and what not so its not like you had to be Hokage to earn his kind of paycheck. Paperwork? Definitely not. That isn't even a question. Then he remembered being with his dad who was giving out missions. It was pretty fun too, determining what mission should the genin or chuunin take. He also remembered watching his dad save a kitten from a tree for a small girl. Was it care? Or maybe responsibility? Or maybe both. Naruto's face lit up and he began to scribble, which did not go unnoticed by Iruka-sensei who was looking with curiosity.
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Naruto sat on the swing outside in the courtyard and slumped. Regardless of what they said about him being a genius, that test was mentally exhausting, who would give such a complicated essay question? He watched the rest of his former classmates file out to the courtyard, once again, followed by Iruka-sensei.
"Okay, everybody! Listen up! We will start the physical test now! At the table to our right, we will pick up some blunt kunai and shuriken, any of these weapons that are brought from home are prohibited. Other assorted weapons, however, are permitted to be brought from home. You will be graded on accuracy, speed and power. Each weapon ranked out of 10. We will start with kunai!"
Everyone went to the weapons table and picked out 10 kunai and shuriken. They went alphabetically, each student walking up to the line, throwing each kunai and shuriken at the targets with white circles on them. Iruka-sensei stood by, jotting notes down on his clipboard, then proceeding to shout out the scores. So far, the class average was around 8.0 with a few exceptions of 9.0 and 10.0.
"...Namikaze, Naruto"
Naruto walked up to the line with four kunai in each hand and 2 kunai next to him. He got into a stance and then looked at Iruka-sensei, who was still jotting down some last minute notes. Iruka-sensei lifted his head up and nodded. That's the okay. Naruto launched all 8 kunai at the same time at each target, then proceeded to whip out his remaining two and throw them aswell. All kunai hit each target cleanly in the middle, all lodged perfectly in the wood. Naruto let out a sigh he wasn't aware that he was holding and straightened himself out. He patted himself down from any dirt and proceeded to walk away (not without hearing a few fangirl squeals to which he blushed at from the attention).
"10/10...Next, Murbira Renosuke..."
Naruto sat down and watched Renosuke launch kunai. Mubira Renosuke was probably one of the worst genin candidates in the group. He was a pretty bad student in, well, everything. He had this loud obnoxious personality with no skill to back it up. He always wore a shit-eating grin and wore neon green clothes. Naruto thought the clothes were pretty cool (thanks for his love of bright colors), except they weren't meant for a ninja. They could be easily spotted from a mile away, two miles if the enemy ninja was good. He kinda felt bad that Renosuke was struggling, so he had attempted to give Renosuke a few tips on launching the kunai earlier this week. But, Renosuke's pride was too big and so he rudely rejected Naruto's help.
"Renosuke, what am I going to do with you? 3/10..."
"Heh, thats what you think Iruka-teme, I just wasn't feeling good today."
Iruka-sensei's eyes narrowed at the name but then brushed it aside and called the next name. The shuriken test felt like another Deja-vu, Naruto got 10/10 accompanied by squeals, and Renosuke got a 3/10 and called Iruka-sensei his nickname with the same excuse. For the specialized weapons, Naruto had picked out a ninjato similar to that of Hatake Kakashi. Surprisingly the ninjato was a gift from said Jonin for Naruto's 7th birthday. He even taught Naruto a few moves which Naruto proudly used during the test earning him a 9/10. Renosuke, on the other hand, decided to pick from the weapons at the table. Unfortunately, with his rather large ego, he picked a rather large weapon. He swung a battle axe around and slipped launching the axe near Iruka sensei's head and lodging it in the tree behind him. Iruka nearly blew the roof, lecturing Renosuke about the dangers of using a foreign weapon and ultimately he recieved a 1/10 (only for attempt).
"Hai, that concludes the physical test, lets move indoors for the Jutsus!"
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Naruto sat down quietly and waited for his name to be called. His patient and quiet waiting was interrupted by another person who sat rather loudly next to him. He looked over his shoulder to see a girl with dark purple hair and green eyes.
"Can you believe this test? It's kinda hard dontcha think?"
Naruto raised an eyebrow before responding.
"Sure is, the essay was really hard"
"Really? I thought that was pretty easy"
"What? How did you answer?"
"Easy, Fire has no will, fire is uncontrollable, and its also has no conscience. Thus there is no such thing as a will of fire"
Naruto kind of wanted to facepalm himself right there and then proceed to hit his head multiple times on the table. But of course he kept it all in.
"Uh, I don't think that was what it was asking..."
"Really? I asked my other friends and they answered pretty similarly too"
Naruto sweatdropped.
"My name is Rei, by the way. Waraikari Rei. We rarely talked during the year"
"Namikaze Naruto."
"Oh yeah, the Hokage's kid. You're pretty young aren't you."
Naruto nodded. Suddenly he heard his named called.
"Well, thats me. It was nice to meet you, Waraikari-san"
"Rei is fine."
"Oh okay. Jaa-nee Rei-san"
"Byeee!"
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"Okay, Naruto, you know which jutsu's right?"
"Let's start off with Kawarimi."
Naruto kawarimi with the log next to him.
"Bunshin"
Naruto then poofed out 3 Kage bunshin.
"Sorry Iruka-sensei, My chakra is too much for a simple bunshin so i used Kage bunshin"
"Thats fine, now do the Henge"
Iruka-sensei clearly didn't know Naruto that well, even with anbu reports. The mischievous glint in Naruto's eyes and the smirk that was dawned on his face clearly didn't spark any suspicion in the disguised anbu.
"Henge!"
"Oiroke no jutsu~!"
Iruka sensei's eyes bulged and he fell back from the fountain of blood spewing out of his nose. Iruka quickly recovered and put his hand over his nose to stop the bloody waterfall.
"W-wha- DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!"
Naruto started laughing. Well, he was Naruto before. Now he was his grown female counterpart, nude with the exception of fog around specific areas. Naruto released the henge and crouched on the floor grabbing his stomach.
"I never knew that Iruka-sensei was vulnerable to the Oiroke no jutsu!"
Iruka-sensei wiped away the remaining blood and tried to look a bit more dignified.
"F-fine, y-you pass."
"I'll get Renosuke!"
Naruto skipped to the door and shouted.
"Mubira Renosuke!"
He then quickly grabbed a hitai ate next to Iruka-sensei then flashed out the door.
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Naruto ran as fast as he could, back home. He bursted through the door, chucked off his shoes and ran to the kitchen where he was greeted with a huge banner, balloons, and confetti. Minato and Kushina popped up and pulled party poppers and yelled "Congrats on passing!" Naruto grinned and went to hug his parents. Minato had taken a bit of time off being hokage to be home early for the surprise party. Apparently, they had also invited Jiraiya (much to Kushina's dislike) and Tsunade. When the two Sannin arrived, Tsunade brought bottles after bottles of sake only to be turned down because Naruto was a minor. Jiraiya tried to give Naruto his first icha icha but was only able to take out the book before being launched into space by Kushina and Tsunade's punch (fearsome combo). They ate cake and celebrated. Then Minato pulled out the report on the test he got from Iruka.
"Written-99/100, Essay-n/a, Kunai-10/10, Shuriken-10/10, Kawarimi-10/10, Bunshin-10/10, Henge-"
"Yeah Minato, what about Henge?"
Kushina was eager to hear what her son got on Henge but faltered when she saw Minato's face distort into fear. She felt she had a hunch of what was going on and quickly snatched the paper only to have her face distort into anger. Minato whispered.
"Naruto...you can start running now"
"NARUTOOOOO! YOU USED OIROKE NO JUTSU ON IRUKA?! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN BEAT IT! GET-OVER-HERE-RIGHT-NOW!"
Jiraiya the questioned, "Oiroke no jutsu?" clearly never hearing about Naruto's perverted exploits. Naruto made a wrong move by moving his attention from his mother to Jiraiya. Unfortunately, Naruto smirked then yelled, "Henge!" And appeared as his grown female counterpart. Jiraiya grew hearts in his eyes and some blood dripped from his nose. He gave two thumbs up and kept muttering how the child was a genius. Minato covered his nose (which did not go unnoticed by Kushina) and Kushina and Tsunade's mouth dropped and their fists clenched. Naruto caught his mother and the Sannin's reactions and quickly released. He had to get out and he had to get out fast. He quickly flashed outside of the house and began running. He turned to look back and saw his worst nightmare come true. Both his mother and the Sannin were running after him at top speeds with a dust cloud trailing behind them. They were starting to gain on him and Naruto saw his short life flashed before his eyes. Without any hesitation, Minato quickly flashed next to Naruto, grabbed him, then flashed back home. Naruto was safe for a few more minutes before the two women returned. Naruto earned two new bumps on his head which were swelling up.
Naruto then vowed to never use Oiroke no jutsu...at least in front of the ladies.
AN:/ Tis a wrap. His genin test is over. See! I kept Naruto's trickster/perverted side, which kinda makes this funny? right? no? okay then. The adventure will start soon, the secondary genin test starts next chapter! Who is naruto's sensei? Who are his teammates (I bet you can already guess, no its not sasuke or sakura silly XD)? What will he learn from this new test? Tune in to find out!