There was a knock at the door to their house, prompting Yuuko to stand up and head on over to it while wondering who would be knocking at such a late hour. She stretched her arms as she approached the door, forgetting that she was still dressed up as a samurai from earlier. Opening it, the visitor was revealed to be Uncle Okita from the police station - a personal friend of her father's, not an actual uncle. He held a package in his hands.

"Good evening, Yuuko-kun..." Okita blinked, looking at her costume.
"What is it?" Yuuko asked, ignoring the fact that she had forgotten about the costume.
"I have two manga here that were ordered from the Kinoshita household, Yuuko-kun. I just happened to come across them when I was forcing the postman to give Hijikata a fake love letter that's actually a death threat." He told her, handing over the box.
"Two? But I just ordered one." Yuuko said as she took the box.

"Oh, by the way, Yuuko-kun," Okita started, a thoughtful look forming on his face, "have you had your first kiss yet?" Sometimes, Okita asked just random questions that always seemed to involve forcing the person who was being asked to become awkward. This was one of those times.
"That's none of your business." She stated, reaching to close the door.

Before she could close the door, Yuuko heard Hideyoshi's voice as he came to investigate. "Sis, who's there?" She knew that if Okita caught sight of both of them crossdressing, he was going to make some kind of very snide comment in that deadpan voice of his.

She was just about to slam the door shut, but was immediately stopped when she caught sight of Hideyoshi who had his hairclips out of his now messy hair and his kimono hanging down his left arm, revealing his bare shoulder and a little too much of his chest for her liking. "Hi-Hideyoshi!?" Yuuko exclaimed, wondering how he had ended up like this. It wasn't her fault; she knew that.

"Ah..." Okita said, letting it be drawn out as he turned around. "I'll leave you two alone, Yuuko-sama." He snickered as he walked away, getting his phone out as he prepared to send the picture he had secretly taken to Hijikata.

Yuuko slammed the door close before turning to her brother. "What happened to you!?"

Hideyoshi blinked in confusion before finally taking notice that his chest was dangerously close to being revealed. Blushing, he straightened it back up, averting his eyes away from Yuuko's own in a shy manner.

Yuuko sighed, walking past him into the living room and setting the box down on the floor, opening it up with a small punch. Usually she would just tear it open, but she had gotten a little agitated after Okita had shown up. "Hideyoshi, did you order a manga?"

His eyes widened as he sprung forward with renewed energy. "W-wait, s-sis, don't look at it!" He cried out as he rushed forward, kneeling down by the box as he tried to get ahold of his manga before her. Yuuko, wanting to know what Hideyoshi was hiding, made an effort to get to it before him.

They both got ahold of a manga; however, they had gotten each other's instead of their own. "Don't look!" Yuuko snapped, her face reddening; but it was far too late.
"Why... two girls...?" Hideyoshi asked as a shadow fell over his face.

"They aren't girls; they're traps!" Yuuko quickly corrected him, her face reddening even more. When she looked down at the one he had ordered, a shadow fell down over her own face. "Two guys...? Twins...?"

They looked at each other for a moment before handing back each other's manga.

"Let's pretend that I didn't see yours and that you didn't see mine." She muttered, Hideyoshi nodding in response.

"By the way, sis."
"Yeah...?"
"I was going to leave it in your stash..."
"Oh..."

"And you...? What about yours?"
"It made me think of you-"
"Never... mind..."

A/N: First chapter completely serious, this is just an extended ending I wanted to add. (Okita Sougo - sadist- and Hijikata Toushiro - victim - from Gintama.)