Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors.
Writing Disclaimer: I usually don't write parodies or Sue stories so hopefully this comes out okay.
Shamrock-kit stretched, the small black she-cat bounced around. "Mama I want to see camp."
"Take your brothers and don't get hurt." Fallingdream replied, shrugging her shoulder before curling up to go back to sleep. It was early in the morning.
Shamrock-kit let out a loud meow. "Foreverkit, Abysskit!" she licked her lips, feeling oddly hungry.
A golden ball of fur uncurled to reveal Foreverkit. He stared at her with his cold silver eyes. "What?" he asked eagerly.
Abysskit padded over, the white and golden tom's tail flicking. "What?" he didn't ask as nicely as Foreverkit.
Shamrock-kit's green eyes grew, "Let's go explore camp. I mean we're five moons old and we've never left the nursery."
"Why did we never go outside?" Foreverkit tilted his head.
"So the readers got to meet cats and see camp, now outside with you three!" Fallingdream shoved her children out into camp before they could dwell on her sentence.
Once outside they had no reason to think about it. They're camp was a Minecrafter's (Minecraft©) dream come true. It was built out of diamonds. And only diamonds. Fortunately they were shaped like blocks, so they could build dens.
Oddly enough a smaller gray tom was standing around in camp. His piercing blue eyes met Shamrock-kit's and the kit felt stunned, and like her fur was on fire.
He padded forward, "Hello."
"The kits are out of the nursery, I'm telling Fallingdream!" A black blur raced by, as some she-cat raced into the nursery.
The tom rolled his blue eyes and chuckled. "That was Snitchpaw. She'll tell about anything that happens."
Shamrock-kit felt drawn by his blue eyes and stammered. "W-what's your name?"
"I'm Endlesspaw." The tom answered. "I'm the medicine cat apprentice. My mentor, Eternitydream knew you'd be out here and sent me to greet you."
Shamrock-kit fell silent, and Snitchpaw charged out of the nursery. "She knew!"
"Lighten up!" A russet tom, with black toes, ear tips, whisker tips, and tail tip shoved her.
"Ugh! Now I smell like burnt things!" Snitchpaw yelled. Shamrock-kit had been wondering where that smell was coming from.
"I'm gonna go tell Redfoot your mentor!" Snitchpaw ran off wailing, there was a moment of silence then the sound of a cat tripping.
"Fox-dung!" A tom's voice muttered.
Snitchpaw's whiny voice filled the air. "Redfoot's making tripwires again, I'm gonna go tell Diamondstar!"
Burntpaw and Endlesspaw moved their heads to watch her run across camp into the largest diamond den. There was a moment of silence followed by the sound of a cat tripping.
Snitchpaw ran out, crying. "Redfoot put one there too!"
Burntpaw sighed and wandered away, no longer important to the plot of this chapter.
Endlesspaw flicked his gray tail. "Now that Snitchpaw has tripped all the wires, let's go see Diamondstar's den."
The four cats moved towards the den, and found Diamondstar sitting in the corner of her den, smacking her paw against the ground.
"I am a Clan Leader and I'm digging a hole!" She sang, "Diggy diggy hole!"
The three kits slowly backed away, and Abysskit yelped.
"You mind, I'm sleeping here?" a voice commented dryly. The kits turned, and Endlesspaw nodded.
"Morning Nightlight!"
The back tom gave of a slight greenish glow from his spot underneath a smaller den of diamonds."Showing the kits around, Endlesspaw?"
The apprentice nodded. "It's okay you three. This is Nightlight, the deputy."
The glowing black tom nodded at them, and stretched. "Does Diamondstar know it's day yet?"
"I don't know." Endlesspaw shrugged. "She's digging holes again."
Nightlight nodded, and got to his paws. "I'll go tell her. Otherwise she'll insist I sit here and prevent monsters from spawning." With that he padded past them.
Before the kits could be further confused by Minecraft© references, Endlesspaw herded them away. "Let's go see the warriors, they should be moving around now."
He led them to the large den, and sat down. "Someone will come out." He looked at the top of the den and sighed.
Shamrock-kit followed his gaze and her eyes widened. A red tom stood there, he appeared to be messing with… a large white two-leg thing that sat above the den.
"Redfoot, we see you." Endlesspaw meowed dryly. The tom stopped what he was doing and slunk away.
Endlesspaw sighed. "That's Redfoot. He's always trying to make trouble. That's why he's called Redfoot."
Shamrock-kit was confused but Abysskit asked first. "Why?"
"Simple Abysskit." Endlesspaw stopped to lick his lips and continued, "He's always caught red pawed. But Diamondstar couldn't leave his name as Redpaw that would be silly."
The three siblings shared a look, but were interrupted by the two-leg thing opening. A brown tom padded out, and looked down. "AGH!" he turned around, revealing he wasn't all brown, only his front part. Halfway through his pelt turned white. He fled back to the two-leg thing and it closed.
A long furred white she-cat gracefully pranced out of the warriors den. "What's wrong with Icecream now?"
"I guess he saw the kits." Endlesspaw shrugged. "Good morning Unicorngallop."
The she-cat tossed her head slightly, and her fur flew back, and ruffled in the wind. "Who are these three Endlesspaw?"
"They're Fallingdream and Honeymoon's kits." Endlesspaw replied. "Shamrock-kit, Foreverkit and Abysskit."
Unicorngallop nodded and blinked her light yellow eyes at the kits. "It was simply wonderful to meet you; I hope I get to mentor one of you little darlings." With that she pranced away.
Foreverkit glanced at Shamrock-kit. "We didn't say anything to her."
Shamrock-kit shrugged, slowly learning not to challenge these things.
A brown tom was sitting in camp already; they just hadn't noticed him because they'd been focused on other things. Sitting might not be the best word, as he was constantly moving around.
"That's Fleapelt." Endlesspaw explained. "He doesn't actually have fleas."
"Then why is he called that?" Shamrock-kit asked.
Endlesspaw shrugged, "Anyway, do you all want something to eat?" he asked. "We have plenty of food."
"Yep." A gray she-cat with glowing yellow eyes looked at them. "Hey I'm Lampshade."
Endlesspaw heaved a sigh. "How are they supposed to remember all these cats?"
Lampshade shrugged, "Beats me. They'll learn though."
"Lampshade!" Snitchpaw ran up to the she-cat. "I've had an absolutely terrible morning!"
Lampshade sighed, rolling her eyes "Let's go train. See you kits."
"ENDLESSPAW! I HAVE HAD A PROPHACY GET IN HERE!"
Endlesspaw groaned, and turned his blue eyes on the kits. Once more Shamrock-kit felt a tingle run down her spine, her paws shook slightly, and she felt like she couldn't talk.
"See you three later." He meowed, with a grin. "You'd better get back to the nursery."
Shamrock-kit nodded and as she headed to the nursery, she realized she couldn't wait until she could talk to Endlesspaw again.
Well it only took a year and a few months to write this! XD