Yo, wassup people, Ikazuchi in da house….Your not buying it are you?

I've been out for a while now and I know some of you may or may not have read my other Rosario+Vampire story, but if you did, THANKS.

Now I've read a bunch of Naruto and Rosario+vampire stories where it shows Naruto getting Moka…Well I kinda don't like that since I'm a Tsukune/Moka fan. I've also seen fics where Tsukune and Naruto hate each other, where Naruto becomes a monster, or some where Tsukune comes in after Naruto. But what if Naruto and Tsukune knew each other for a long time, what if Tsukune was a monster, WHAT IF I STOP TALKING AND GET ON WITH THE STORY! Well to explain some things. Tsukune is going to be a dragon in this, so deal with it.

This story is like none other, a story of brotherhood, of love, a story of life and it's ups and downs. But it's mostly about two idiots in a ninja village that fuck with the world and pretty much screw with everyone they can. One of these idiots happens to be the jailer of the Kyuubi no Kitsune, otherwise known as the Nine-Tailed Fox, the other one is a dragon, yup, you heard me, a dragon. Our story begins in Konoha, better known as Konohagakure, the village hidden in the leaves.

Konoha

We zoom in on one of our main heroes, a boy with blond hair and blue eyes, he is wearing a white T-shirt with an orange spiral on it, black shorts, and blue sandals. He was a wopping age of six and the strangest thing about him was that he had six whisker marks on his face, three on each cheek.

Oh, and he just so happened to be running from an angry mob with pitch forks and knives and what not, you know, the usual crazy mob thing.

"GET HIM!"

"KILL THE DEMON BRAT!"

"SAVE FIVE PERCENT ON YOUR CAR INSURANCE!"

"..WHAT THE HELL'S A CAR!"

"I-I-I MEAN, GET THE DEMON BRAT!"

Naruto was currently running away from the furious villagers trying to hurt him, note the crazy grin on his face as if he was enjoying this. Naruto only laughed as he ducked into an alleyway, hiding from the mob that was left chasing after nothing. Naruto let out a sigh and chuckled a bit.

"They never learn, do they?"

Naruto grinned and put his hands in his pockets before walking away while grinning, heading towards the local park.

Konoha Park

As Naruto walked into the playground where all the other kids played, he noticed that some of the bigger kids where laying on the ground knocked out.

"NO, COME ON MAN, I WAS JUST JOKING."

At the center of the playground was a boy around the same age as Naruto, he had brown hair that slightly cover his eyes, he was wearing black pants and a crimson tank top, closed toe shoes adorned his feet, his eyes were golden yellow. He also so happened to be holding one of the bigger kids by the scruff of his shirt, holding his fist back.

The boy glared at the kid he was holding, "You gonna apologize for what you did?" He said as he leaked slight killing intent, but enough to scare the boy.

"YES I'M SORRY, I WON'T MESS WITH YOU AGAIN!"

"OI!"

The boy turned his head to see Naruto stomping his way right towards them. He stopped a few feet away and glared at the boy, "Put that kid down, or imma kick your ass."

The boy chuckled before tossing the bigger kid to the side. He turned towards Naruto and grinned, "What are you gonna do about it?"

Naruto only glared before dashing at the boy with surprising speed, punching him in the face.

The boy skidded back a little before grinning, "That your best punch? My turn."

He dashed forward and hit Naruto in the face with a right jab, before kneeing him in the stomach. Naruto got up and coughed a little, before wiping his mouth and dashing angrily at the boy, engaging in a long brawl.

Three hours later

Both the boys were now seen, covered in scrapes, cuts, and bruises. They were laying on their backs, panting, tired from their long fight.

The boy let out a sigh, "Oi, what's your name?"

Naruto moved his head and glanced curiously at the boy.

The boy glared lightly, forcing himself to repeat what he said, "I said, what's your name?"

Naruto grinned before wobbling his way over to the boy, "Naruto, and yours?"

The boy smiled, "Tsukune," The boy now identified as Tsukune offered his fist, letting Naruto bump fists with him, "You're a good fighter Naruto."

Naruto only grinned as he sat up, "You too, Tsukune."

One Year Later

Tsukune, Age: 8

Naruto, Age: 7

It had been a year since the meeting of Tsukune and Naruto, fastly becoming friends.

They had begun forming a reputation for themselves, becoming known as the two street rats. They were always causing trouble, either by getting into fights with the older kids, playing pranks on someone, or stealing from food shops. This was brought to the attention to the Sandaime Hokage, many, many, times. He only laughed and said, "They're just kids being kid," Much to the irritation and ire of many of the civilians and shinobi living in the village.

Their favorite hang out, was quite possibly Ichiraku ramen, more for Naruto then Tsukune, who was only there since his best friend was a ramen freak. Teuchi, the owner of the ramen bar, was always glad to have them over. Which is where we will currently find our two…. Heroes, as they indulge in the finest quisine in all of Konoha.

Naruto was devouring his fourth bowl, proving his addiction to ramen was not a joke. Tsukune was sitting over to the side, eating five plates worth of meat, the boy was truly a carnivorous kid, eating meat twenty-four, seven.

Teuchi only laughed as he watched his two favorite customers devour their so called, "Nectar of the Gods", only stopping to breathe or drink some water.

Teuchi smiled down at the two boys, "You guys satisfied."

All Teuchi got was a simultaneous grunt of approval, making him laugh in amusement as he started washing dishes. His daughter, Ayame, could only stare in wonder as the two food monsters devoured their plates.

Her eyes were wide, full of shock as she watched them eat, "Where…Where do they put all of it?"

Teuchi could on laugh as he watch his daughter stare in wonder, "Don't ask questions you don't want answers to, Ayame-chan."

Two simultaneous burps were heard as Tsukune and Naruto finished their meals. They both smiled at Teuchi and put down a roll of bills, "Thanks for the meal Teuchi-ossan," Tsukune said as he grinned. He jumped down from the stool and put his hands in his pockets and nudged his head at Naruto, indicating that they should leave, "Come on Naruto, we gotta go before it gets dark."

Naruto nodded his head before smiling at Teuchi and jumping down from the stool, running along with Tsukune as he waved back to Teuchi, "BYE TEUCHi-JIISAN, SEE YOU NEXT TIME!"

Teuchi waved as the two boys ran off in the night.

Later that night on the street

Naruto gave a satisfied burp as he patted his stomach, Tsukune chuckling beside him. Naruto grinned as he put his hand behind his head, "Man that was good, we should eat there more often."

Tsukune could only laugh as his best friend smiled, "Dude, we go there every other day, I think we eat there enough."

Naruto only smiled, "Yeah, but NOT enough."

Tsukuned laughed as he and Naruto made their way back home.

As they were walking, in front of them appeared a group of shinobi, genin in rank, and appearing to be VERY drunk.

The first one walked up, the stench of booze all around them as he glared down at Tsukune and Naruto, "Well what do we have here boys, two, street rats."

Tsukune and Naruto only glared as they began to back up.

The second one walked up and noticed Naruto, "EY, AIN'T DAT DA DEMON BRAT!" The other ninja glared at Naruto, killing intent leaking out of them, "LETS GET 'EM"

Naruto and Tsukune ran from their pursuers, but to no avail, as the genin ninja slowly caught up to them, backing them into a cornered alleyway.

Tsukune tried to punch one of them but only got swatted away, sent flying into a barrel of trash cans.

The shinobi all glared at Naruto, who was backed against the wall, having no option but to cower in fear.

The shinobi grinned as they were about to begin pummeling him, but were stopped once they felt a rise in killing intent. They turned around to see Tsukune, standing on his feet, a crimson aura glowing from his body. What appeared to be red scales appeared on his hands and arms, his eyes glared angrily at the shinobi.

"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY FRIEND."

Tsukune charged at the opposing shinobi, dealing with them quite easily, knocking them unconscious during the process. Once it was over, Naruto could only stare at his friend, shocked at the display of power, "Woah, Tsukune."

Hiruzen arrived on the scene to see Naruto standing there in shock as Tsukune looked down, his claws and scales still on his arms and hands. The Sandaime sighed as he ordered an ANBU to clean up the unconscious shinobi. He then walked over to Naruto and Tsukune, putting a hand on both their shoulders, "Come with me."

He shunshined them to the Hokage Tower, ready to explain what was going on.

Hokage Tower

The Sandaime sighed as he looked at the two boys in front of him, pulling out his pipe and smoking it.

He shifted his gaze solely on Naruto, "So, I bet your wondering how Tsukune did that," Naruto only nodded his head to confirm it. The Sandaime sighed and continued, "Well, you see, there are other things besides humans in this world. How should I explain this, you know of the biju, right?"

Naruto nodded his head again, allowing Hiruzen to continue.

"Well, they themselves are demons, monsters, or yokai. And they are not the only ones, there are many species out there, many with different powers and abilities. Tsukune just so happens to be one of them."

Naruto glanced at Tsukune before putting his full attention back on the Sandaime. Tsukune could only keep his head down the whole time.

The Sandaime sighed before continuing, "Well, I'm sure you've heard or at least read about dragons," Getting a nod from Naruto, he smiled, "Well, Tsukune is one."

After hearing that, Naruto busted out of his chair in shock and awe, "WOAH, REALLY!"

He turned his attention to Tsukune and smiled widely.

"YOU'RE A DRAGON, THAT'S SO COOL!"

Tsukune could only sit in surprise as Naruto went into a rant about how cool Tsukune was now.

"Your not scared or mad?"

Naruto could only smile and cross his arms, "What? Why would I be mad about that? I'm only mad about you not telling me, that's freaking cool, MY BROTHER IS A DRAGON!"

Tsukune only smiled as he stood up and bumped fists with Naruto, talking about how cool they'll be in the future.

The Sandaime only smiled as he watched the two best friend, 'You two will do great things, that's for sure'

Eight years later (What happens during that time will be explained throughout the story)

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO LEAVE!"

Tsunade could only rub her temples in frustration, glaring at the two men in front of her.

They may have grown and changed, but they were still those two little brats. Naruto had changed, growing to be 5'8, losing all his baby fat, and gaining muscle like and Olympic swimmer, with a six pack to boot. His blond hair growing out, becoming like his fathers. He now wore a black undershirt, with and orange, sleevless, overshirt with black flames on his collar, sleeves, and bottom of the shirt. Black cargo pants adorned his legs, with black close toed shoes on his feet. He had two fingerless red fighting gloves on his hands. Two katanas were strapped to his side. Measuring at five feet long, the first katana's blade was solid black, with red waves adorning the sharp edge of the blade. It was in a black sheathe with orange spirals going down the sides, its handle was black with red diamonds, its guard was in a flower shape. The second blade was also five feet long, with its blade being pure white with blue waves on the sharp edge of the blade. It was in a white sheathe with cherry blossoms going down the side, its handle was white with blue diamonds, and its guard was in an oval shape.

Tsukune had also changed, becoming 6'0, his hair pretty much staying the same. He had grown a lot of muscle, kinda like a dragon ball z character, just slightly less. He now wore a red shirt that was under a crimson longsleeved hoodie. Black, baggy pants adorned his legs, and black close toed shoes were on his feet.

These two had grown to become strong, surpassing even the sannin in strength and skill, intelligence? Probably not. These two had become legends in Konoha, no longer the two street rats, but now the heroes of the Village hidden in the leaves. Naruto had managed to defeat Pein, with so little as a few cuts. Tsukune defeated both Kisame and Hidan, defeating the two so called monsters with his fists alone.

And now, Tsunade was shipping them off to some school for regular civilians like it didn't mean nothing.

Naruto had both his hands on Tsunade's desk, glaring at the woman, "WHY THE HELL DO WE HAVE TO LEAVE BAA-CHAN, WE'RE PERFECTLY FINE THE WAY WE ARE."

Tsukune crossed his arms and glared silently at Tsunade, not wanting to leave either.

Tsunade sighed as she slammed her hands down on her desk, "We're sending you away for your own safety, the akatsuki are too dangerous, they destroyed most of the village and are still out looking for you, we don't know if you can survive, plus, Sasuke had joined them, and we both know that you will try to talk to him."

Naruto stood up to argue, but was stopped before he could say anything.

"NO BUTS, it's for your own safety."

Naruto sighed before sitting down in a chair and gazing at his mother figure, "Can I at least ask one question."

Tsunade raised an eyebrow, "What?"

"WHY THE HELL IS TSUKUNE COMING WITH ME!"

Tsunade shifted her gaze towards Tsukune, who was staring at her, as if asking the same question. She turned back to Naruto and blankly stated, "To keep you out of trouble," Naruto and Tsukune both face planted after that, pondering why she was Hokage. Tsunade leaned back in her chair before crossing her arms in front of her face, "Besides, we both know that Tsukune is also a target due to his, shall we say, "bloodline", we wouldn't want akatsuki getting their hands on a power like that."

Tsukune could only sigh as he raised his hands in defeat. He gazed questionly at his mother figure, "When are we leaving."

Tsunade only smiled at Naruto and Tsukune, "Right now."

On the bus

Tsukune and Naruto sighed as they sat on the one way trip to Yokai Academy. Their friends and surrogate family had wished them off, with Sakura telling Naruto to be careful and that Tsukune shouldn't start any fights. They could both only sigh at the advice, Sakura acted as if this was bound to happen.

The bus driver, who for some reason had creepy glowing eyes, chuckled as they arrived, "Heres your stop boys."

Naruto grinned as he rushed off the bus, "Thanks creepy eyed ossan."

Tsukune smiled and nodded his head towards the bus driver.

As the door began closing, the bus driver grinned evilly, "Oh, by the way, better watch out, Yokai Academy can be a very scary place."

Tsukune and Naruto turned around to ask what he meant, but the bus had already zoomed off.

The two friends turned around to see that the landscape itself was straight out of a horror film, gravestones, jack o' lanterns, creepy trees with no leaves. Naruto could only stare blankly at the landscape, "Yup, were gonna get killed by a creepy dude with a machete."

Tsukune only sighed and began walking, "Come on, the sooner we get there, the sooner we can get some sleep."

The two friends made their way down the road, not prepared for the trials they were in store for.

On the road

As they walked further, Tsukune began to wonder exactly why they had to come to this place, I mean, why would they ever have to go to some boring old schoold when-

"LOOK OUT!"

"TSUKUNE MOVE OUT OF THE," Naruto was too late as the bike crashed in to his friend, knocking him to the ground, "…way."

Tsukune rubbed his head has an angry tick mark appeared on his head, "What. The. Hell. Who just crashes a bike against someone! You better get your ass outta here before I knock the shit out've ya," Tsukune was stopped in his angry rant as soon as he saw the perpetrator of the bike crash.

It was a girl around the age of Tsukune and Naruto, with pink hair that flowed all the way to he rear end. She appeared to be around Naruto's height and was wearing the uniform for the school. Emerald green eyes stared into Tsukune's golden ones in worry.

"Oh, I'm sorry, are you hurt? I didn't mean to crash into you, I just sometimes get light headed."

Tsukune's only remark was, "Uuuh… abuh….uuuh."

Naruto elbowed his friend before grinning at the new girl, "Sorry about that, he just gets blank headed sometimes, names Naruto, and you?"

The girl bowed before giving off a beautiful smile, "My name is Moka, I'm going to Yokai academy."

Naruto grinned before wrapping an arm around the stunned Tsukune's shoulder, "Sweet, we are too, this is Tsukune by the way, you know, the guy you ran over."

Moke noticed that blood was running down Tsukune's head and rushed over to him, pulling a handkerchief out of her pocket, "Oh, I'm so sorry, here, let me get that."

She began wiping the blood from Tsukune's head, even with the protest of Tsukune.

"I'm anemic, so sometimes I space out, it's really bothersome but you get used to it."

Tsukune only nodded his head dumbly, not really knowing what to do in this situation. And the thumbs up and smile he was getting from Naruto wasn't really helping either.

Moka kept trying to wipe up the blood, but she stopped in her musings and blushed, "I-I'm sorry, but you see, I can't withstand the scent of blood, because you see-"

Tsukune raised an eyebrow curiously before he was anwered.

"I'm a vampire," Moka then sunk her teeth into Tsukune's neck, who stood there in shock as Moka began drinking his blood. From Naruto's point of view, it looked like Moka was giving his friend a hicky, but he noticed the fangs going into Tsukune's neck.

Moka's eyes widened in shock before she jumped away from Tsukune and began bowing, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, It's just that your blood smelled delicious and I just couldn't help myself."

Tsukune placed his hand where Moka bit and felt two hole marks that were quickly fading away. He glanced at Moka and grinned nervously, "uuh, that's okay, it's no big deal."

Naruto could only stand there as he watched his friend get bitten by the cute girl they just met.

Moka quickly bowed and apologized one more time before running off towards school. Leaving just Naruto and Tsukune alone. Naruto walked over to Tsukune and grinned, "Hell yeah man, just a few short minutes here and your already getting chicks, THIS PLACE is AWESOME!'

Tsukune could only nod his head before they heard the bell, sending Naruto and Tsukune speeding off towards the school.

In Nekonome's classroom

Tsukune sat by the window, his chin resting on his hand as he gazed outside, woundering why Tsunade chose this place of all places. Naruto sat next to him, already asleep on the desk, but no one seemed to take notice.

Tsukune could only chuckled at his friend, 'Still a slacker I see' His thoughts were changed when the door to the classroom opened and a lady with brown hair and glasses walked in. She got in front of the class and smiled, "Hello students, and welcome to your first day at Yokai Academy."

Tsukune noticed something about the woman, her hair looked strangely like cat ears. She continued speaking, "I am Nekonome-sensei, and I will be your homeroom teacher and as you all know, Yokai academy is a school for monsters."

Tsukune's eyes widened when he heard this. He turned his gaze to Naruto who shot up as soon as he heard it, his eyes to widening, but quickly changing to a grin as he mouthed words to Tsukune, "More fun for us."

Tsukune only shook his head and smiled, his friend would never change.

Nekonome continued on about the school and why it was here, about how it was here to teach monsters how to blend in with society, which some thug named Saizo stupidly replied that they should just eat the humans, Naruto commented on the brain capacity of Saizo, making the class laugh and Saizo growl in anger.

The class was interrupted as Moka walked in, panting slightly.

"Hello, is Nekonome-sensei's class?"

The men of the classroom instantly broke out in lust, hearts replacing their eyes.

"WHO IS THAT?"

"SHE'S SO GORGEOUS."

"BECOME MY GIRLFRIEND."

"MARRY ME."

A riot formed about the new girl before Nekonome settled the class down. Tsukune groaned in annoyance as Naruto laughed.

Nekonome turned a puzzled gaze towards Moka, "And you are?"

Moka bowed and smiled, "My name is Moka Akashiya, I'm supposed to be in this class."

Nekonome smiled and checked her list, "Ah, Moka-san, your seat is behind Aono-kun. Aono-kun, raise your hand."

Tsukune begrudgingly raised his hand, making Moka look at him with a surprised look. She automatically ran up to him and tackled him, "Tsukune! We're in the same class, oh, and Naruto is here too!"

Naruto only grinned and waved at Moka, making the girl let go of Tsukune and wave back. All the guys in the class could only stare in jealousy towards how friendly the two were being with the girl.

After class

The homeroom was dismissed so that the students could go get used to their surroundings. Tsukune was automatically grabbed by Moka and dragged around the school, with Naruto following close behind, his hands behind his head, "Man, why can't a pretty girl drag me around."

They stopped in a lobby type area and bought some drinks, with Moka getting tomato juice and Naruto getting soda.

Moka sat in between the two friends, smiling as she drank her juice. She glanced at both of them before going back to drinking. Naruto noticed this and smiled, "There a problem Moka?"

Moka jumped a little before blushing, "I-I was just wondering what type of monsters you two are, I MEAN, I know it's against the rules and all."

Tsukune only grinned as Naruto laughed. Naruto waved towards himself, telling Moka to lean closer, "You wanna know what type of monsters we are?"

Moka nodded her head before continuing to listen.

Naruto leaned in close to Moka and smiled.

"It's a…..SECRET," Naruto yelled making Moka jump a little before glaring cutely at Naruto who was laughing. Tsukune was chuckling a little as Moka pouted.

"Mou… Naruto is mean."

Naruto could only smile and shrug. Tsukune grinned until he noticed Saizo walking towards them, a haughty smirk on his face.

Saizo walked over a smiled at Moka, "Moka Akashiya, why are you hanging out with these two losers when you could be hanging out with a real man?"

Naruto and Tsukune glared, but Moka only shuddered and smiled nicely, "I'm enjoying my time with Naruto and Tsukune-kun."

Saizo glared and picked up Tsukune by the collar of his shirt, glaring at him, "You enjoy hanging out with this wimp!"

Moka began reaching out to help, but was quickly stopped by Naruto who put his hand in front of her.

Tsukune only smirked, "Wow, that's your best comeback, now I can understand, what with your brain mass being the size of a pea, but you'd think it would be a little decent."

Saizo glared before throwing Tsukune into the vending machine. Moka tried to rush to him but was once again stopped by Naruto, who shook his head. Saizo closed his eyes and began laughin, thinking he had won, but was quickly interrupted as a searing pain appeared in his back and he was sent flying through a wall.

Tsukune stood there, dusting himself off and glaring at the spot Tsukune at just punched Saizo to, "You should really work on your guard, it pathetically weak."

Moka grabbed both Tsukune's and Naruto's hand before rushing off, not wanting to cause more of a scene.

On the roof

Naruto, Moka, and Tsukune stood on the roof of the school after Moka had dragged them there.

Moka glared lightly at Tsukune, "Tsukune-kun, why did you do that, fighting is bad."

Tsukune only shrugged before leaning against the roof's fence, "He started it."

Naruto only laughed before sitting down an leaning against the too, "Besides, if he can't take that punch, he doesn't deserve to fight Tsukune."

The trio stood in silence for a bit, just enjoying the breeze. Naruto stood up and stretched before looking at Moka, "Hey Moka, I've been meaning to ask, if you're a vampire, aren't you supposed to be super powerful or something."

Moka nodded her head before unbuttoning her shirt, causing Naruto to grin excitedly and Tsukune to close his eyes. Moka pointed to the rosary on her neck, "This rosary is used to seal my power, without it on, my power comes through and I become a true vampire."

Naruto whistled before staring at the rosary, "Pretty powerful seal, I'm pretty good with seals myself, but I don't think I could make something that takes away all of your power."

Tsukune began to wonder before asking, "Moka-san, why would you need a rosary."

Moka's smile faded before it turned into a frown. She sighed and looked at her two new friends, "You see, I used to live in the human world for my safety, to make sure I wasn't a danger to myself or the humans, my power was sealed to make sure I was a normal girl."

Tsukune and Naruto nodded their heads in understanding, letting the girl continue.

"But, the human world turned out to be a horrible place, they treated me as if I was a freak, saying I was weird just because I believed in monsters, they pulled pranks on me and mocked me, humans are so terrible."

Naruto clutched his hands and looked down at the ground, "Moka….what would you say if I said I was human?"

Moka turned her head in shock, fear showing in her eyes, "W-What?"

Naruto raised his head and looked Moka in the eye, "Moka, I'm human, I'm not a monster."

Moka began back away before clutching her ches, "That's not true, humans are horrible, evil."

Naruto looked away sadly before walking away, "If you hate humans so much, then I guess we can't be friends."

Naruto walked away, leaving the roof and Moka and Tsukune alone. Moke looked at Tsukune with tear filled eyes, "Tsukune-kun, you're not a human too, are you?"

Tsukune only nodded his head, if she couldn't accept his friend, then he couldn't accept her, even if it wasn't true. Moka began to tear up before running away, leaving just Tsukune.

In the forest

Moka could only cry at what she just found out, "But, humans are evil, those two cant be."

"Ah, my sweet Moka, you don't need to cry, I'm here now."

Moka turned her head to see Saiz walking towards her, his long, creepy tongue wiggling out of his mouth. She slowly began backing away as he move toward her.

"Where you going, I only want to talk."

Moka only shook her head, "I'm sorry Saizo-san, but I don't want to talk to you," Moka tried to run but was stopped by something wrapping around her leg and pulling her into the air and holding her upside down. Saizo stared in unhidden lust, "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, I HAVE TO HAVE YOU!"

Moka let out a scream as Saizo began tearing some of her clothes.

With Naruto and Tsukune

The two warriors were standing against the wall in the lobby. Tsukune looked at Naruto, "You think you could've just talked to her?"

Naruto shook his head, "I probably should have, from the way she said it, it sounded like she was kinda like us."

They both heard a yell coming from the forest and simultaneously began running, "MOKA!"

With Moka and Saizo

Moka could only watch in fear as Saizo began revealing his true form, a hulking mass of muscle known as an orc. The now transformed orc could only grin lustfully, planning to capture his prey, "Now that no one's here to stop me, YOUR ALL MINE!"

"THINK AGAIN NUMBNUTS!"

An arc of wind came flying from the sky, cutting Saizo's tongue off from Moka's leg, causing the orc to howl in pain. Moka began falling but was quickly caught by Tsukune.

"Gotcha, don't start running off without us."

Tears began forming in Moka's eyes as she hugged her friend, "Tsukune-kun, you came back."

Tsukune could only smile as Naruto appeared next to them, holding both of his blades. However, their reunion was cut short as Saizo got back up, blood coming out of his mouth. He leveled a glare at Tsukune, "YOU BWATHARD, I'YL KIW YOU"

Tsukune only glared before setting Moka down, "Stay here while I knock the shit outta this guy."

Moka move to stop him but was stopped by a grinning Naruto, "Don't worry, he's got this."

Tsukune began cracking his knuckles as Saizo charged at him, throwing his gigantic fist at his body. Tsukune sidestepped and lazily threw an uppercut at Saizo's jaw, sending the orc flying.

Moka looked surprised, which Naruto quickly picked up and chuckled, "Out of all of our village, Tsukune is the physically strongest."

Saizo got up, although staggering on his feet, before charging once more, "I'WW KIWW YOU," Tsukune cupped his ear and grinned, "I'm sorry, what? I can't understand you, you might want to do something about your tongue," Saizou yelled angrily before trying to slam his fists on Tsukune. Tsukune easily stopped the fists with one hand.

Tsukune glared at the surprised Saizo, "You really should've quit while you were ahead," Tsukune tossed Saizo up before planting his foot in the ground and slamming his fist against Saizo's gut, sending the orc flying at high speed, crashing through a yard of trees.

Tsukune admired his handiwork and walked back over to Naruto and Moka, grinning as he did so, "So, you okay Moka?"

Moka could only stare as tears weld up in her eyes, "But, I said I hated humans."

Naruto grinned, "Well, considering I don't care and that Tsukune isn't really human, it's all good."

Moka could only smile as she hugged both of them with glee. This however was interrupted as a tree came flying out of no where, heading straight for them. Tsukune noticed this and pushed Moka out of the way.

*CHINK*

The noise was heard as Moka looked down at her rosary, which wasn't there anymore, "T-The rosary, it came off," A burst of yokai energy emerged from Moka who was wrapped up in what looked like bats. Naruto and Tsukune could only stand there in awe as Moka transformed before their very eyes. Her legs became more voluptuous, her bust became bigger, and her hair turned silver. When she opened her eyes, there was no longer emerald green, but blood red as she stared down at Tsukune.

Saizo could only stand in fear at what he witnessed, he would've said something, but his tongue was cut off.

The new Moka stared at Saizo befor haughtily grinning, "What? Didn't you say you wanted me, well then, come get me," Saizo grew angry before charging Moka, thinking he could take her. He was quickly shot down when he was kicked in the face, knocking him out.

"KNOW YOUR PLACE!"

Naruto could only stare before nudging Tsukune, "Hey bro, did Moka just turn into an even hotter babe."

"Yup."

"With bigger boobs and great legs."

"Yup."

"And hair like silk."

"Yup."

"…You wanna hit that, don't you?"

"Yu- SHUT THE HELL UP!"

The new Moka turned her attention towards Naruto and Tsukune, walking straight up to them, "To think, you weaklings needed to call me for a fool like this"

Tsukune leveled a glare towards the new Moka, "Who said we needed you help, I could have easily kicked his ass, you were just there after I weakened him."

Moka smirked haughtily before sending a roundhouse kick towards Tsukune, "KNOW YOUR PLACE!"

Tsukune caught the kick with one hand, surprising the new Moka, "Listen, I don't know what you deal is, but you need to pull that stick out of your ass."

Moka only glared, while Naruto chanted Jerry behind the two. The new Moka smirked and removed her leg, "Very well, I hope you won't need to call me for something as pathetic as this."

She snatched the rosary from Tsukune and snapped it back on, the last thing she said being, "Take care of the other me"

Moka returned to normal, Tsukune catching her as she fell. Naruto looked at the regular Moka and grinned, "Remember when we got angry at Tsunade for sending us her, well I change my mind, things just got a hell of a lot more interesting."

Tsukune stared blankly at his friend, "….Where do all your brain cells go?"

"OI!"

AND THAT'S A WRAP!

Now your probably wondering why I skipped a who eight years, well, for one, do you really want me to do a retelling of the whole Naruto series with one Dragonfied Tsukune in it, or do you want me to just get on with it?

Yeah, I thought so. So their pasts and how they've gotten strong and what not will be explained in flashbacks or something. I hope you like the Tsukune and Naruto of this story, cause I'm probably going to make them a lot more friend like….. or something.

Anyways, this is Ikazuchi, signing out.

Read and review, positive criticism please.