Yo, Ikazuchi is back, WITH A VENGEANCE….did I spell that right? AW WHO CARES! Now I know it's been a while since my last update, so let me go ahead and say that my updates are going to be EXTREMELY sporadic.

But besides that, the story WILL continue. In this chapter, we see a little bit more personality in Tsukune and Naruto, how the universe has changed them. So for now, enjoy the chapter.

Disclaimer: Ikazuchi does not own Rosario+Vampire, Naruto, or any other manga/anime, video game, or anything else that isn't mine. If I did, I WOULD RULE THE WORLD!

"YO TSUKUNE! CHECK WHAT I CAN DO!-Normal talk

"Naruto, you dumbass"-Thoughts

"NO YOU STUPID KIT, That doesn't bend like that!-Demon speaking/higher being/summon

"I wonder how that dragon boy is doing?"-Demon thinking/higher being speaking/summon

Yokai Acadamy

"You totally like her."

"No I don't."

"Yeah you do, you want little vampire and dragon babies with her."

"No. I. don't."

"You want to get it on like DONKEY KONG!"

SMACK!

"OW, YOU SEE THAT, THAT IS WHY NO ONE TRIES TO JOKE AROUND WITH YOU!"

We join our two heroes on their morning trip to school. The main topic of their conversation being Tsukune's supposed love towards the two brothers new vampire friend, Moka.

Tsukune could only sigh while pulling out a lighter and a cigarette. Putting one in his mouth and lighting it, he let out a small puff.

Naruto could only rub the spot where Tsukune had punched him just a second ago.

"Jeez, do you need to hit so hard, I was just playing."

Taking another puff from the cigarette, Tsukune glanced over to Naruto with a slight smirk, "Well, you still need to learn how to control your mouth, and need to learn that whenever you speak, only dumbass words come out."

"Yeah I know ri- OI!"

The two were interrupted from their play fight when the boys walking around them began getting hearts in their eyes. They turned their attention to where everyone was staring and saw their new friend and school idol, Moka Akashiya, walking towards them happily.

"THERE SHE IS!"

"SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL!"

"I WOULD LOVE TO JUST HAVE ONE NIGHT WITH HER!"

"I WOULD LOVE TO JUST HAVE ONE PIECE OF HER CLOTHES!"

"…..Dude, that's just wrong."

The crowd was silenced as Moka spotted her two new friends and instantly ran towards them, tackle hugging Tsukune.

"Morning! Tsukune-kun, Naruto."

Tsukune could only smile and wrap his arms around Moka in a hug.

"Morning Moka."

Naruto greeted Moka with a foxy grin and a wave of his hand.

"Sup Moka. Gotta say, I'm kinda jealous of my bro now, what with all the love he's getting from you."

Tsukune and Moka instantly realized the position they were in and quickly separated, blushes on their faces. Moka took the time to then notice the cigarette in Tsukune's mouth and pouted cutely.

"Mou, Tsukune-kun, those things are bad for your health."

Tsukune could only sigh and smirk at Moka, "It's just something I use to balance my power, I guess you could say they fuel me, plus they relieve stress."

Moka still had a frown on her face and placed her hands on her hips.

"They're still bad though."

Naruto could only laugh at the two, "You two sound like an old married couple. 'Oh darling! You're smoking again! 'Calm down honey, it's just to relieve stress'."

Moka blushed while Tsukune glared at Naruto before taking the cigarette out of his mouth and throwing it on the ground and putting it out.

"Whatever, let's hurry before we're late to class."

Naruto nodded while Moka looked down at her feet nervously. Tsukune noticed Moka's odd gesture and glanced curiously at her, "Something wrong Moka?"

Moka glanced upwards at Tsukune, looking rather cute, "Ano, I haven't had breakfast today so….Tsukune, can I please drink your blood?"

Tsukune sweat dropped while Naruto could only chuckle.

Tsukune only sighed for lifting his neck up a little, "Fine, go ahead."

Moka jumped up happily before tackling Tsukune and sinking her teeth in him.

"Capu-chu~"

"GAH!"

"Wow, that's gonna leave a huge hicky, I'm jealous."

Route to school

Naruto, Tsukune, and Moka walked to school, with Moka having her arms looped with both of theirs. Tsukune stopped and stared off into the forest, thinking he heard something.

Naruto and Moka stopped and glanced at Tsukune. Naruto raised a curious eyebrow at the dragon, "Something wrong bro?"

Tsukune stared seriously at the forest and nodded, "You guys go ahead, I think I heard something coming from the forest."

Moka looked worried for a second before nodding her head and continuing on. Naruto only grinned, "Knowing your luck, it's probably a huge boobed chick."

Tsukune sighed, glancing at the vampire and jinchurriki's receding forms, "Knowing my luck, it's probably just a huge problem waiting to explode in my face."

In the forest

Tsukune cautiously walked through the forest of dead trees, keeping his guard up. In a world where murders are everyday and monsters walk around casually, you always had to stay on edge. Then again, he did live in a world where guys could flatten whole cities to the ground and create a moon.

Tsukune shook his head, forgetting past memories and trudged on. He stopped when he heard a faint sound and began walking towards it.

"Someone…..please….help."

Tsukune began picking up his pace before arriving onto a strange sight. A girl around his age was collapsed on the ground. She had blue hair tied up in a pony tail, her bangs framing her beautiful face. Violet eyes that sparkled. She appeared to be wearing Yokai acadamies girl's uniform with a sweater vest instead of the usual green jacket.

Tsukune couldn't help and notice he 'well endowed' chest and had to turn his head to keep from staring. The girl decided to finally notice Tsukune and glanced up at him weakly.

"Please help."

Tsukune bent down on one knee and offered his hand to the girl.

"Can you stand?"

The girl nodded, taking Tsukune's hand and standing up.

"Yes, but I-"

She was interrupted when she suddenly fell into Tsukune's chest. Tsukune couldn't help but blush when her chest rubbed against his.

The girl glanced up at him and frowned sadly.

"Sorry, I have a weak constitution and sometimes get a aching feeling in my chest, I can't help it."

Tsukune blushed as the girl's chest began rubbing up and down his, making his head go into a, shall we say, fuzzy place.

"I think I'm gonna need a few cold showers after this"

Tsukune could only sigh in relief when the girl finally stopped. He looked down at her and smiled, "I'm sorry, I never got your name?"

The girl smiled, "Kurumu Kurono." The girl now known as Kurumu said as she leaned more into Tsukune's chest.

Tsukune smiled before grabbing a hold of Kurumu's hand.

"I think we should take you to the infirmary Kurumu-san."

Kurumu nodded her head before smiling, "Thank you Tsukune."

As they began walking back to the school, a wicked smirk adorned Kurumu's face.

Yokai Acadamy roof

"I'm really worried Naruto, what if he's hurt?"

Moka glanced worriedly at her blond friend, who was currently rest against the wall lazily. He glanced up at Moka and smiled.

"Don't worry Moka-chan, he's alright, there's very few things in this world that can take Tsukune down, and even then, he would just get back up and sock them in the jaw."

Moka only glanced down nervously, 'I should at least apologize for this morning.'

Moka rushed to the roof door, intent on find the dragon. Naruto watched her and leaned back smiling, "Well, I'm sure the two love birds will be fine."

Hallway

As Tsukune escorted Kurumu towards the infirmary, she suddenly stopped and looked at Tsukune.

Tsukune stared at the girl, wondering what was wrong, "Something wrong Kurumu-san?"

Kurumu looked up shyly at Tsukune, "Ano, Tsukune, could you look into my eyes?"

Tsukune tensed and raised his eyebrows curiously, his past experiences with eyes had made him a little cautious when someone asked him to look into their eyes, but he was sure now wasn't the case.

"Um, sure."

Tsukune glanced down into Kurumu's eyes. Kurumu smiled at Tsukune and wrapped her arms around him, making him blush, "Would you do me the pleasure of being my friend?"

Kurumu's eyes reverberated with a purple energy, flowing into Tsukune's eyes. Tsukune realized too late what had happened, 'Shit, an illusion!'

Kurumu smiled evilly before rubbing her chest against Tsukune, "Now, Tsukune, could we be friends?"

Without knowing he was doing so, Tsukune's body reacted on its own and wrap its arms around Kurumu, "Yes, Kurumu-chan."

'As soon as I get out of this, I'm beating your ass!'

Just in time for the whole plot to tie together, Moka walking onto the scene of Tsukune having his arms wrapped around Kurumu lovingly.

She stood there shocked at what she saw, "Ano, Tsukune, who is this?"

Kurumu smiled playfully at Moka, "Oh my, aren't in the same class, you should really get to know your classmates Moka-san, right Tsukune."

Tsukune wrapped his arms tighter around Kurumu, "Yeah, that's right," Tsukune said monotonously as he body moved on its own again.

'SUNNUVA BITCH, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!'

Kurumu smiled before latching onto Tsukune's arm, "Let's go, Tsukune."

Tsukune could only watched as his body moved on its own, "Sure, let's go."

Moka reached out for Tsukune as he began walking away.

"Wait, Tsukune!"

"No, I won't wait, if Moka can only see me as her breakfast, I'm not gonna wait."

'WHY THE HELL DID I SAY THAT! MOTHER FUCKER!'

Moka could only stand there in shock as Tsukune walked away with Kurumu.

Scene Change

Moka walked the halls alone as she began to ponder what was going on with Tsukune.

'He can't be that mad, can he?'

The vampire was interrupted from her thoughts when the voice that belonged to the girl from earlier appeared.

"Moka Akashiya, my rival!"

Moka looked up to see Kurumu sitting on the railing of the stairs leading up to the second floor.

"Ano, you're the girl from earlier."

Kurumu smiled before jumping down and landing in front of Moka, a confident aura around her.

"I'm here to challenge you."

Moka could only stared surprised, "Eh? What for?"

Kurumu smiled evilly before striking a pose, "You are in the way of my plan of turning all the boys in Yokai Academy into my love slaves. Yes!, the succubus Kurumu Kurono's grand harem plan!"

All the boys around the two idols grew hearts in their eyes.

"SWEET, SHE'S SO TINY BUT HAS GREAT BOOBS!"

"FREAKING EPIC!"

"I'M GONNA SAY THIS ONCE, BUKKAKE!"

"NO!"

Moka could only sweat drop at what she heard before staring at the succubus curiously, "And what does this have to do with Tsukune?"

Kurumu once again smiled evilly before pointing at Moka, "You, Moka Akashiya have got in my way. For some reason, all the boys here think you are the prettiest girl in school and the number one idol. Not only that, you have the two most popular guys in school at you beck and call. It's just unfair!"

Moka stared surprised at Kurumu before glaring at her, "That doesn't make any sense!"

The feud was interrupted as Naruto and Tsukune began walking towards the ensuing argument.

"So you see, if we add cheese to ramen, it just gets all soggy and loses its flavor, plus it kills the rest of the ingredients."

"Naruto, you are by far, the most idiotic being that I have ever had the displeasure of knowing."

"I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I!"

"…..You know what, I may just kill you."

The two brothers stopped when they noticed Moka and Kurumu standing in the middle of the hall. Tsukune sadly looked at Moka. Naruto being Naruto decided to add his own two cents.

"I feel a disturbance in the force, like there's going to be an impend chick fight."

"…..I may start hitting you now, I don't know when I'll stop."

Before the Naruto could receive is fists of justice, Kurumu ran up and glomped Tsukune, rubbing her chest against his. Naruto stared at the girl with a blush on his face.

"Damn bro, two girls in just two days, when the hell did you become this popular?"

Tsukune glared down at Kurumu, grabbing onto her shoulders, "Kurumu-san, please let go of me, I need to speak to Moka."

Kurumu smiled evilly, looking into his eyes, "Charm."

Tsukune again realized to late, 'MOTHER FUCKING HELL!'

Naruto looked on curiously as he saw his friends eyes go blank. Moka glared at Kurumu as she latched onto Tsukune, "Tsukune, get away from her! She's dangerous!"

Tsukune blankly glanced at Moka, still holding on to Kurumu.

"Why, she would drink my blood and use me as lunch like you."

Moka stepped back in shock with tears in her eyes. Naruto growled at Tsukune while clenching his fists.

"Oi, what the hell was that for bro!"

Kurumu smiled evilly, looking up into Tsukune's eyes again, "Tsukune-kun, let's go, it's getting crowded here."

Tsukune nodded, "Yes, if we stayed any longer, Moka might suck me dry."

Moka could only stand in shock as Tsukune walked away with Kurumu grinning evilly back at her. Tears weld up in her eyes as she turned and began to run away. Naruto stood there with his hand out stretched towards Moka.

"Wait! Moka-chan!"

Naruto let his hand fall back to his side. Clenching both his fists, he glanced down the hall Tsukune had just walked through.

"Bro! You went too far!"

Outside the school

Moka was sitting on the steps, crying to herself, "Why would he say such things, I thought he was my friend?"

"He still is."

Moka glanced down to see that her rosary was glowing with a crimson light. She gasped and brought the rosary to her face.

"What do you mean?"

"That girl said she was a succubus, they have the ability to charm any man under their control. You might want to hurry though, if the succubus kisses him, he will be under her spell forever."

"Wait, what do you mean?"

By the time Moka asked the question, the rosary had already stopped glowing and had gone back to its original state. Moka stood up with with a determined look.

"I have to hurry."

In the forest

Kurumu stared up at Tsukune, a blush on her face.

"I'm very nervous, this is my first kiss, but please enjoy it."

Kurumu leaned in to kiss Tsukune, but was interrupted as a kick sent Tsukune flying across the road. Kurumu stared in shock at the spot Tsukune flew to.

"TSUKUNE!"

She turned to see Naruto standing there, his blades strapped to his side. Naruto glared down at the spot he had just kicked Tsukune and growled.

"What the hell has gotten into you! Moka was trying to apologize for this morning and you go ahead and insult her and run off! Well, it's about time you got some sense knocked into you, the good old fashioned way."

Naruto drew the black blade and put it into his left hand.

"Mugetsu had been itching for some blood, about time I gave him some."

Kurumu could only stare as Tsukune got up from the crater, still in his trance, fury etched on his face. She glared at Naruto with pure fury in her eyes, "What the hell are you doing!"

Naruto growled at Kurumu, making her step back instinctively, "Stay out of this girl, if you know what's good for you."

Naruto dashed at Tsukune, swiping downwards up with Mugetsu, aiming to behead Tsukune. Surprising, Tsukune brought his left arm up, blocking the strike, the following shockwave from Naruto's swing sent a shockwave that cut most of the trees behind it down.

Tsukune was surprisingly not bleeding, his hardened skin able to reflect the blade. He then moved behind Naruto and suplexed* him, sending him head first towards the ground. Naruto flipped over at the last second and sheathed Mugetsu back, before jumping back and forming a few handsigns.

"Kaze no sutairu: Tengoku no ken (Wind Style: Heavenly Fist)"

Naruto threw his right fist out, sending out a fist made of pure wind. The pressure from the jutsu creating shockwaves and craters as it went by.

Tsukune crossed his arms in front of him, before being hit and sent flying back yards away, creating a trench along the way.

Naruto glared at the spot Tsukune was at before growling and pulling out Mugetsu again.

"Come on, I know you can handle more than that! GET UP!"

Kurumu could only stare in shock. What were these two made of? She glanced to where Tsukune landed, he got up barely injured, his jacket and shirt torn off, revealing his muscled figure and eight pack.

Before the two could continue the fight, they were interrupted by Moka running between them.

"STOP! Please stop fighting!"

Naruto's gaze softened when he noticed Moka, "But Moka-chan, he-"

"I know what he did Naruto, but it wasn't his fault, it was hers!"

Moka pointed directly at Kurumu who stood there in shock, when did she find out?

Moka glared at Kurumu, "You're a Succubus, you charmed Tsukune into your slave."

Kurumu grew angrier by the second, her plan crumbling before her. She growled as her nails grew to claws and wings and a tail grew from her back.

"Everything was working out until you came along! Die Moka Akashiya!"

Kurumu flew up and toward Moka, intent on taking her out. Moka brought her hands up to protect herself but was pushed out of the way. She glanced to see that it was Tsukune, who had snapped from his trance from Naruto's jutsu.

"Tsukune!"

CHINK

Before Kurumu could injure Tsukune, Moka's rosary came off and an eruption of power went off, changing the scenery into night.

Naruto stared blankly at the sight of Moka's transformation, "Here we go again, is this going to be a regular thing or what?"

The aura died down to reveal Moka in her true form, silver hair, red eyes, and all. She glanced at Kurumu, smirking arrogantly.

"My , someone has gotten a little bit cocky."

Kurumu glared down at the transformed Moka, "Shut up, I have a mission to carry out, for the future of my race!"

Tsukune glanced up curiously, "Mission?"

Kurumu nodded, "That's right, my race finds their 'destined one' through enslaving men. When we find a man worthy of us, we choose him. And you, Moka Akashiya, ARE IN MY WAY!"

Kurumu charged towards Inner Moka, slashing at her furiously. Naruto stood there, a huge smile on his face.

"WOOHOO, CATFIGHT! RIP HER TOP OFF!"

An angry tick mark grew on Tsukune's head as her glared at his friend.

"WOULD YOU BE SERIOUS!"

Naruto smiled at Tsukune.

"I am being serious, I'M SERIOUSLY ENJOYING THIS!"

Tsukune sighed as he turned back to the fight, which Kurumu was losing. As Kurumu slashed at Moka, she disappeared and reappeared behind the succubus, grabbing her tail.

"Too slow! Realize the difference in power!"

The transformed Moka flung the succubus, sending her crashing through trees, finally stopping against a large one. A small bat flew up with its tiny wings.

"This weeks fight lasted seventy-six seconds. Chuu~"

The transformed Moka walked up to the downed Kurumu, her power imposing over her.

"I'll snap those wings and tail so that you won't ever fly again."

Kurumu looked up in fear, scared for her life.

"P-please, no."

Moka smirked evilly, but was stopped when Tsukune appeared before her, his power exceeding hers.

"You're not going to touch her, the fight is over."

Moke glared at Tsukune, her red eyes trying to intimidate his gold ones.

"This woman enslaved you, then tried to get you to kill your best friend, move."

Tsukune smirke, before crossing his arms.

"It's enough, she didn't mean any harm, plus, Naruto has a pretty thick head, and he wouldn't get any brain damage considering he doesn't have a brain."

"I HEARD THAT!"

"YOU WERE MEANT TOO!"

Tsukune chuckled before turning back to Inner Moka and glaring.

"It's enough for today. Kurumu's a nice girl, she didn't mean any harm."

Kurumu looked up as tears began forming in her eyes. The tears let loose as she began to cry.

Tsukune only sighed before handing the rosary back to Inner Moka, who smirked.

"Don't misunderstand, I just don't want anyone snatching away your blood, Aono."

Tsukune smirked as she put the rosary back on, "Love you too, bitch," But the Inner Moka couldn't respond as the rosary was already locked in, transforming her back. Tsukune caught the now pink hair Moka, just as Naruto walked up, Mugetsu resting lazily on his shoulder.

"So, we all good."

Tsukune glanced up with a smile.

"We're all good."

"You still have a thing for her. Now you have a thing for the bat girl too."

"SHUT UP!"

Next Day

"Do not."

"Do too."

"Do not."

"Do too."

"DO NOT!"

"Dude, you totally have a harem now."

"SHUT UP NARUTO!"

"Naruto, Tsukune!"

The two brothers looked to see Moka jogging towards them while waving. She stopped in front of them and smiled.

"Morning!"

Tsukune and Naruto smiled at the girl in front of them, simultaneously saying morning.

They began their trek to school, discussing yesterday's events.

"The rosary spoke to you?"

Moka nodded at Tsukune's question, saying before that it was the one that told her about Kurumu. Tsukune glanced at Naruto who had his hand on his chin. Naruto glanced at Tsukune and Moka, a theory in his head.

"Judging from the seal, it acts as a epicenter to your other self, either meaning that you can subconsciously talk to your other self, or you seal is weaking," Naruto then smile and put his hands behind his head, "But why worry, we got away all safe and sound, brand new days, brand new worries."

Tsukune and Moka laughed at their friends lazy ways, before looking at each other. Tsukune scratched the back of his head, smiling sheepishly.

"Uh, sorry about yesterday Moka."

Moka shook her head before smiling.

"It's alright, Tsukune."

"Moka."

"Tsukune."

"Moka."

"Tsukune."

"Good Morning, Tsukune-kun!"

The group turned around in surprise to see Kurumu standing there with a bag of cookies. She held them out towards Tsukune.

"I baked some sweet cookies, I thought we could eat them together."

Tsukune and Naruto both blinked before staring at each other, then looking back at Kurumu.

"Why Me/Him?"

Kurumu smile before blushing, "Didn't I say that I was looking for my Destined One?"

The trio nodded before Kurumu continued.

"Well, I decided it's Tsukune!"

The trio stood in shock before recoiling.

"EH!"

Kurumu nodded, "Didn't you risk your life protecting me Tsukune? I've fallen for you!"

Kurumu ran up and wrapped her arms around Tsukune and pushing her breasts onto him, "Here, try some of my cookies."

Moka glared at Kurumu before turning to Naruto, "Naruto! Do something!"

She turned to see Naruto pounding on the ground with a rain cloud over his head.

"Why does Tsukune get all the girls?"

Kurumu smiled before walking in front of Naruto.

"Of course I also got you something too Naruto-kun, since you'll be my future brother-in law. I heard you like ramen, so," She pulled out a bowl of ramen from behind her back, offering it to Naruto, "I made you some."

Naruto instantly appeared in front of Kurumu, a sparkle in his eyes, "Welcome to the family, Kurumu-nee."

Moka could only stare before glaring and running over to Tsukune and latching onto his arm.

"Tsukune is mine!"

Kurumu glared before latching onto Tsukune's other arm.

"No, he's mine!"

The girls soon got into a tug-of-war with Tsukune as Naruto sat off eating the ramen Kurumu made him. Tsukune could only cry anime tears as the two girls used him a tug of war rope.

'There goes our peaceful lives!'

Naruto ate happily, oblivious to the world.

"This ramen is great!"

Moka finally decided to end the tug of war by biting Tsukune's neck.

"Capu-Chuu~"

"GAH!"

So ends another day at Yokai academy, as the curtain closes on today, a new horizon will appear tomorrow.

So this chapter was kinda Tsukune-centric, it's all good though, It was just to introduce Kurumu and what not.

*Mugetsu- I'll give you two chances to guess where I got this from.

*Suplex- Yup, one of Tsukune's fighting styles is wrestling, deal with it.

Welp, until next time.

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Naruto prepared his blades in an X shape across his chest.

"Sorry, but I have to finish this."

He ran towards his opponent, cross slashing at his opponents chest.

Tsukune grinned while Moka and Kurumu stared in awe. Moka's mouth hung agape.

"He's amazing."

Tsukune nodded his head.

"That's because he's the greatest swordsman in the world."

SEE YA NEXT TIME!