GUESS WHOSE BACK! Sorry for the long wait. Told you guys it would be extremely sporadic. So guess what, I'M GIVING YOU A NEW CHAPTER!
For those of you wondering about the pairings, I'm sorry, I already have them planned out, if you don't like them….well I'm not going to tell you to stop reading, keep reading, the story may have something else you like.
You'll notice I used some stuff from a different manga in this chapter. Well, I'm going to be doing that a lot, I like a lot of techniques and moves from other mangas and animes and I will be adding them to Naruto and Tsukune's move list once and a while.
Also, this chapter has an OC, if you're worried about them becoming a constant, don't worry, there will only be OC's for villains that I need for better action sequences and some female companionship, even then they won't appear often unless they are one of the very few OC's that are going to be recurring characters.
Other than that, Kenshiro! DISCLAIMER!
Kenshiro: I'm not even in this story.
Or are you? EPIC FORESHADOWING!
Kenshiro: No, I'm not in the story.
….Just do the disclaimer.
Kenshiro: Ikazuchi16 does not own Rosario+Vampire, Naruto, or any other anime, manga, or video game mentioned in this fic.
If I did, Naruto and Tsukune would team up and go around learning badass techniques, sleeping with hot chicks, and PUNCHING HOLES THROUGH MOONS!
Kenshiro: Read on, If not. Don't worry, you're already dead.
AH, YOU SAID IT! SO COOL!
"GET SOME!" Normal Talk
'I totally want to sleep with Moka….freaking sexy legs' Thoughts
"I SWEAR TO ME KIT! I'LL EAT YOU!" Demonic talk/thoughts/higher being talk/ summon talk
"HADOUKEN!" Techniques/moves
Chapter 3: Big whoop, you wanna fight about it?
Oh, we're actually back? About time he got off his lazy ass and got to making this. Anyways, since I have the narration job again, I should probably get to it. We join our heroes in another day of school, doing the only thing they're good at.
*BOOM!*
"DAMNIT NARUTO!"
Destroying things that are probably rather expensive and causing extreme collateral damage.
Tsukune could only glare at his best friend as Naruto stood on top of a pile of rubble that was at one time the school's library. Tsukune began rubbing his temple's in annoyance and frustration as he restrained himself from trying to kill his foster brother.
Tsukune let out a breath of anger and looked at the grinning face of Naruto, his right eye twitching in irritation.
"Okay, explain this to me as simple as you can without making me want to kill you," Tsukune asked his friend, his fist shaking in anger, "And please make it fast, I can already feel my vision clouding with anger."
Naruto smiled and began waving his arms in a waving movement, "Well it all started when…"
FLASHBACK
Naruto stood silently, staring blankly at a book on the shelf before taking it out and opening it. He appeared to be reading a couple sentences when the librarian walked up and smiled at him kindly.
She adjusted her glasses and spoke to Naruto, "You seem rather interested in this book, do you need help checking it ou-"
Naruto suddenly threw the book down violently and pointed at it on the floor.
"THIS BOOK HAS TOO MANY BIG WORDS AND NOT ENOUGH PICTURES! DESTRUCTION!"
A red ball of chakra formed in Naruto's hand and he slammed it down on the book, an explosion of red light occurring as soon as it hit the book.
The librarian stood smiling as the light began to consume her.
"Only one day left until retirement."
FLASHBACK OVER!
Tsukune stood, mouth hanging open as he stared at the grinning Naruto in disbelief. Tsukune looked down, his hair shadowing his eyes and his body began shaking in anger as Naruto stood proudly on top of the rubble.
"You should have seen it Tsukune, I killed that evil book good."
"Naruto, inside my soul right now is a burning hatred that I have felt unlike any other. It is simmering to the point where I may lapse into a berserker rage simply from the next thing you say. So, Naruto, before you say anything, think carefully, for the next thing you say is the only thing saving you from the sweet embrace of death."
Naruto stared blankly at the form of Tsukune, which now had a red aura surrounding him, before smiling and giving Tsukune a thumbs up.
"You should've been there, the explosion was pretty epic."
There was a loud sound of glass breaking before Tsukune charged at Naruto violently. Naruto yelped as Tsukune tackled him, which then proceeded to turn into a cartoonish cloud of smoke as fists and limbs were thrown around wildly.
And so, this was the sight that Moka Akashiya came across as she went about her free time, searching for the two friends. She stared blankly at the two pseudo-brothers fighting on top of a junk pile that was once the library building.
Moka blinked before coughing loudly, getting the attention of the two fighters. They stopped in mid-fight with Tsukune gripping Naruto's collar with a fist reared back ready to hit him and Naruto with a kunai drawn above Tsukune's head, ready to stab him.
Both of the boys stared at Moka as if she was interrupting something important instead of a stupid brawl.
"Can we help you?"
Moka's right eye twitched as her two male friends answered her simultaneously, "YOU TWO ARE IDIOTS!"
TRANSITION OF SCENES, AWAAAAY!
Moka sighed as she walked through the halls with the two friends, who had seemed to forget their earlier brawl and proceed to have a conversation about absolutely nothing.
"So then I kicked him in the nads."
"Naruto, a kick to the balls isn't a legitimate move to use on a ninja."
"It worked didn't it?"
"Well, yes, but-"
"THEN IT'S A LEGITIMATE MOVE!"
Moka sighed as she slumped down into her seat and put her face into her hands. While her two male best friends were kind, funny, strong, reliable, and willing to protect her at all costs, their positive attributes did not make up for the simple fact that they were kind of stupid.
She turned her head to stare at the two that were now in an intense game of UNO before her lips were turned into a smile once again from listening to them. Well, at least they were entertaining.
"AH HA! YOU'VE TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD, CHANGE COLOR, BLUE!"
"HMPH! CLEVER MOVE NARUTO, BUT YOU FORGET THAT I AM ONE WITH THE HEART OF THE CARDS! DRAW FOUR, RED!"
"GASP, THE LEGENDARY CARD!"
Moka could only laugh as her Naruto and Tsukune continued to add overzealous dramatics to the card game. She leaned over to whisper in Tsukune's ear, "Ano, Tsukune, class is about to start, you two might want to stop."
Tsukune jumped in his seat when Moka whispered into his ear, making her giggle. He was pretty focused on the game to be caught off guard by her.
"Oh, what? Right. Class," He turned over to Naruto, who only had one card left while Tsukune had four and grinned evilly. He proceeded to smack all the cards off the table and into Naruto's lap, messing the game up.
"DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!"
Tsukune grinned before pointing at the front of the class at Nekonome-sensei walking in, "Sensei's here, game over."
Naruto began grumbling to himself as he began cleaning up the cards. Tsukune turned over to Moka and winked, making her giggle.
Nekonome clapped, gaining the attention of her students. She smiled as she gained their full attention.
"Well my students, I have some news for you. To help you better integrate yourself with the human world, you are allowed to join a club today. By joining a club, it will help you maintain you human forms better and act according to human society."
A student then proceeded to raise his hand and tell Nekonome that her form was slipping and was then scratched repeatedly in the face by said teacher.
LATER ON, IN THE EPIC SEARCH FOR A CLUB
Moka walked arm in arm with Tsukune and Naruto as they walked around looking for a club to join. They were approached by several different clubs looking to make Moka a member, only to be stared down by Tsukune and Naruto who sensed their perverted intentions.
The group of friends continued walking into they were called out by a certain blue-haired bombshell.
"YAHOO, TSUKUNE-KUN!"
"OH GOD, WAIT KURUMU DON'T TACKLE ME-!"
It was too late, he was already tackled by the succubus as Moka stared on in anger and Naruto laughed at his best friend was tackled to the ground by a girl almost half his size.
"OH MY GOD! HAHAHA! THAT'S HILARIOUS. The proclaimed King of Titans taken down by a tiny highschool girl, wait until everyone back home hears about this."
Naruto's laughing only continued as Moka rushed over and proceeded to play tug-of-war with Kurumu over Tsukune.
"Let go of him Kurumu!"
"Why, he's my destined one!"
"No he's not!"
"Why do you care, you don't have a claim on him!"
"T-That's not the point!"
Tsukune stared at the girls blankly, "Don't I get a say in this?"
The girls glared at Tsukune, anger in their eyes.
"NO!"
"JOIN THE KENDO CLUB! LEARN THE WAY OF THE SWORD!"
The group of friend's attention was drawn over to a stage where a group of monsters stood around in kendo uniforms, the top gi being white and the hakama being blue, advertising the kendo club.
" COME AND CHALLENGE OUR CAPTAIN, SAYAKA KIRAZAKI, BEAT HER AND WIN A DATE!"
Standing in the middle of the platform was a beautiful girl wearing the kendo uniform but with a kanji on the back that stood for captain. She stood at 5'5 with hair as dark as night, tied in a high pony tail with her hair reaching her mid-back. Her bangs framed her beautiful face perfectly, giving her the appearance of a princess. An hour glass figure with her breasts being quite large, a D-cup from the looks of it. She wore samurai styled arm guards around her wrists. She was currently holding a katan in her right hand, with the it being four feet long in size. The sheath was snow white with the guard being in the shape of a five pointed star. The handled was snow white.
Naruto grinned as he smiled at Tsukune, "Hey, go up there and tell them they have a challenge, I'll be right back," Tsukune nodded and gave a malicious grin.
"Going to prove who the strongest is?"
Naruto nodded his head and gave a foxy grin, "You know it." He began walking away towards the male dorms. Moka reached out to stop him but Tsukune placed his hand on her shoulder to stop her.
"Don't worry, he'll be right back."
Moka glanced at Tsukune, worry etched on her face, "Is he going to challenge the captain? She seems pretty strong Tsukune."
Tsukune could only grin at the vampire girl as he reassured her, "Don't worry he'll be alright."
Kurumu latched on to Tsukune and smiled up at him, "Yeah, I'm sure Naruto with be alright. After all he is my future brother-in-law and has to be strong to keep up with my Tsukune-kun."
Moka's eye twitched as she once again glared at Kurumu.
"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING. AND HE'S NOT YOURS!"
MEANWHILE, WITH NARUTO!
Naruto walked into his room and made his way over to his bag. He opened it up and pulled out a scroll with the label "Swords" he opened it up and bit his finger, spreading the blood on the scrool. With a poof of smoke, his two swords, Mugetsu and Benihime appeared in his hands and Naruto allowed a smirk to grace his face.
"There you two are, let the world be grace with your presence once again."
BACK AT THE CLUB FAIR!
Sayaka Kirazaki could only sigh as her best friend and maid, Ayane Shirogane, continued to shout about winning a date with her. Sayaka glared at Ayane in irritation.
"Do you really have to do this?"
Ayane smiled at her mistress as more and more challengers began to show up.
"Why yes Ojou-sama, this is necessary if you want to bring in more members. Plus, this also rids me of constantly searching for a proper husband for my violent mistress."
"What was that?"
Ayane began sweating furiously at the glare of Sayaka as she turned back around to face the crowd.
"NOTHING MISTRESS!"
The crowd continued to surround the kendo club as Sayaka defeated more and more challengers. However, the sea of students began to split as a trio made its way through. With closer inspection, Sayaka noticed that it was one half of the infamous first year duo that was causing teachers to pull their hair out. Tsukune Aono was said to be the muscle of the two, taking out the delinquent Saizou without so much as a scratch.
Sayaka scoffed, any monster who could throw a punch properly could take out Saizou it was nothing noteworthy of mention to her. Her eyes narrowed however when she noticed the rather famous Moka Akashiya and Kurumu Kurono hanging off of his arms, apparently arguing over who Tsukune belonged to.
Sayaka hated men who played with women's hearts like that, if she paid closer attention, she would see the look of annoyance that was on Tsukune's face at the two arguing girls.
Ayane leaned over to whisper to her mistress.
"Ojou-sama, isn't that one of the infamous pair known as the 'Destructive Duo', 'Violent Emperor Tsukune'?"
Sayaka eyes narrowed as Tsukune came closer and closer to the stand.
"Yes, but that brings up the fact of where is the other one, 'Prank King Naruto', is?"
Ah yes, Tsukune and Naruto in the short weeks they had been at Yokai academy, they had already made a reputation of themselves. With the news of Saizou's defeat spreading rather quickly, delinquent monsters from all over school challenged Tsukune over and over again. Not to say any of them got a hit in, considering the fact that all the students would find is a heap of broken bodies in Tsukune's wake.
There was one time where they actually found one student's head shoved up another student's ass. This was due to the fact that the delinquents had argued over who would fight Tsukune first and accidently spilled Moka's tomato juice all over her shirt, making her tear up.
The result of Tsukune's anger was evident in the painful surgery the two delinquents had to go through, plus the constant emotion therapy they have to go through to erase the painful memory.
While Tsukune was known for his sheer ability to excel in violence, Naruto was known for simply screwing with Yokai academies students and faculty.
There was the incident of the school's football team finding itching powder in their jock straps. The history teacher finding pictures of him having, "relations", with a male stripper all over the school. Finding the cheerleading team running through the halls with nothing but towels wrapped around as they tried to find their clothes. And many, many more.
The two friends acts of violence and proclaimed comedy quickly spread throughout the school, gaining them a quick reputation of infamy and swearing wherever their names were heard.
All in all, Sayaka had not formed the best impression of the two friends in the short weeks they had been here. And she doubted her expectations would get any better considering the fact that the Violent Emperor was also a playboy.
Tsukune walked up and slipped his arms out of Moka and Kurumu's grasp, earning a groan of displeasure from the succubus and a sigh of relief from the vampire.
Tsukune began walking towards Sayaka, only to be blocked by Ayane, who had a cheeky grin on her face.
"Are you here to challenge Sayaka-taichou, if so-," She was silenced as Tsukune bypassed her and walked straight up to Sayaka. He easily dwarfed the swordswoman in height as he looked down at her with a confident smirk.
"I'm here to issue a challenge."
Sayaka smirked right back, not easily intimidated by Tsukune's imposing figure.
"Oh, here to challenge me yet you did not grab a blade from Ayane, are you saying you can fight me bare handed?"
Tsukuned chuckled as he pointed at himself, "Oh, the challenge is not from me."
Sayaka raised an eyebrow curiously at Tsukune. She blinked and took an intake of breath.
"Then who is it from?"
"That would be me."
Once again the crowd parted as a head of blond hair made its way through the crowd. It was Naruto, now dressed in a black gi top with orange flames on the sleeves and black hakama pants with orange flames on the bottom. He wore black socks that slipped into his wooden geta sandals. Attached to his right hip were his swords, Mugetsu and Benihime.
He looked like an old school samurai straight out of a movie, you know, if samurai had blond hair, blue eyes, and whisker marks. But that's not the point.
As the crowd parted, comments could be heard here and there.
"Woah, is that Uzumaki?"
"He doesn't look that cool."
"Are those real swords?"
"Naw, where would someone like him get something like that."
"I'd tap that."
"Really Julie, really?"
Sayaka felt her face heat up a bit as Naruto made his way onto to the stage. Passing by Kurumu and Moka, who smiled at him, earning a grin from the foxy ninja. Naruto walked pass Ayane and up to Sayaka, taking a spot next to Tsukune and grinned at her.
"Sorry for making Tsukune ask you, had to grab my gear." Naruto smiled and patted Tsukune on the shoulder, making Tsukune smile and walk away, grabbing Moka and Kurumu by the shoulders and walking off the stage.
Sayaka stared at the Prank King as her eyes narrowed. How dare this foolish jester pretend to practice the way of the sword, she could not let such a farce continue.
"Ayane, clear the stage."
Ayane nodded her head as she and the rest of the kendo club began moving the crowd off the stage and onto the floor. Once it was clear, Ayane walked back up and stood between the glaring Sayaka and the smirking Naruto.
She cleared her throught and proclaimed loudly, "WE HAVE A CHALLENGER, NARUTO UZUMAKI HAS CHALLENGED KENDO CLUB CAPTAIN SAYAKA KIRAZAKI TO A DUEL!"
Instantly the crowd erupted in cheers and jeers as Ayane pronounced the fight. The kendo club was of course supporting their captain.
"YEAH, KICK HIS ASS TAICHOU!"
"BEAT HIM IN A SECOND CAPTAIN!"
"CUT OFF HIS DICK!"
"BILL WHAT THE HELL!"
"HEY, HE GLUED ME TO THE TOILET, I'M PISSED!"
Tsukune crossed his arms and chuckled to himself, earning the attention of Moka and Kurumu, who stared curiously at their (Not so secret) love interest.
"Ano, Tsukune," Tsukune turned to look at Moka who had a worried look on her face, "Will Naruto be alright?" Kurumu nodded her head in agreement with the vampire girl.
"Yeah, I know he is strong and everything, but Sayaka Kirazaki is renowned throughout the school as a sword master."
Tsukune, much to the puzzlement of the girls, began laughing, as if the notion of Naruto losing in a sword match was the funniest thing he ever heard, which it probably was, but the girls didn't know that.
"He's not the one you should be worried about, it's the sword girl you should be worried for."
BACK AT THE SLASH FIGHT THAT'S ABOUT TO BEGIN!
Ayane cleared her throat as she glanced at both combatants. She noticed that her mistress had a look on her face that she had seen only a few times. She felt sorry for the blond haired challenger, she hoped that his beating wouldn't be too brutal. If only she knew.
"Although this is a match to advertise the kendo club, it is still a sword fight, therefore, you will only win if the opponent is either knocked out or admits defeat. Is that understood?"
Sayaka nodded her head as she drew her blade, revealing the blade to also be a pure snow white without a single flaw. She moved into a basic kendo stance and glared at her opponent.
Who was currently picking his nose in boredom, with his right hand resting lazily on Mugetsu.
"Yeah, yeah, begin the fight already."
Ayane gulped as a tick mark appeared on her mistresses head and an aura of hatred surrounded her form. She lifted up her hand to let the two know to get ready.
"Very well," She glanced at Sayaka, who tensed in preparation, then at Naruto…..who was counting how many ramen bowls he had eaten this week.
"Only thirty? Wow, I'm really slacking."
Ayane sighed before throwing her hand down to start the match.
"BEGIN!"
Ayane jumped off the stage as soon as Sayaka charged at Naruto, who hadn't thrown his guard up, slashing downwards to cut him diagnolly across his midsection.
A shockwave occurred as the attack hit Naruto, kicking up a cloud of dust, hiding him from sight.
BACK TO THE TRIO
Moka gasped as Sayaka got a clean hit on Naruto.
"NARUTO!"
She made to run to the stage, but was stopped by a grinning Tsukune.
"Don't worry, he's alright."
Moka glared at Tsukune and pointed at the stage, "What do you mean he's alright! Did you not see what just happe-." She was stopped mid rant from a tap on the should from Kurumu who was pointing at the stage with wide eyes and mouth hanging open.
Moka turned to look at the stage, only to see Sayaka with wide eyes as her blade was resting on Naruto's shoulder, not a single scratch or cut anywhere. The blade didn't even cut through his clothes!
"W-What the?"
"See, Naruto is alright." Moka and Kurumu turned to stare at Tsukune, shock evident on his face. Tsukune crossed his arms and grinned, "Naruto has something called Hyperion Constitution, It makes his skin, bones, even his cells denser and harder than a normal persons, heck, even I can't bruise his skin without adding some force behind it."
Moka turned back to the stage and smiled, "So that means?"
Tsukune nodded his head, "Yup," He turned back to the stage, his arms crossed and a grin on his face.
"Without the strongest of blades, Sayaka can't cut Naruto."
Kurumu jumped up and cupped her hands to her mouth and shouted.
"WOO, GO NARUTO, BEAT THAT SWORD GIRL!"
BACK TO THE FIGHT!
Sayaka stared in shock as her family's blade, Asa no Yuki (Morning snow), was blocked by the blond fool, who wasn't even blocking! He was just standing there, her blade hadn't even cut through his clothes, what was he made out of?
"You done yet?"
Sayaka slowly looke up to see Naruto staring at her with half lidded eyes, a look of complete boredom, as if he wasn't even paying attention to the blade.
Sayaka's eyes widened before she jumped back to gain some distance between her and Naruto. She glared at him only to receive a bored look back.
"How did that not cut you, Asa no Yuki can cut through the hardest of steel, yet it didn't even faze you, how?"
Naruto gave a foxy grin and shrugged.
"Sorry, that's a trade secret."
Sayaka glared once again before charging in once again and attacking Naruto with a flurry of slashes. Naruto didn't move a single inch, the blade repeatedly hitting his skin, but never leaving a single scratch.
Sayaka jumped back once again to gain distance, she let out a breath of frustration at the fact that she hadn't left a single cut. He hadn't even drawn one sword damnit!
"Your blade, it cries."
Sayaka blinked before her eyes narrowed at Naruto.
"What was that?"
Naruto sighed before pointing at Asa no Yuki.
"Your blade is crying. Crying because it's owner isn't strong enough."
Sayaka's anger shot up to a whole new level after that comment as her youki began increasing.
"WHAT WAS THAT!?"
Naruto sighed and stretched, cracking his back and letting out a sigh of relief.
"What I'm saying is, you don't have enough strength to cut me. You don't put enough faith in you blade. You're weak."
A growl came out of Sayaka's mouth as she lifted her katana, her blade being coated in a white aura.
"I'll SHOW YOU WEAK, Yaju no Sakebi-Ka: Yama no Bunri Ken! (Beast's Cry School: Mountain Splitting Sword!)
Ayane jumped up in shock as Sayaka swung her sword down.
"OJOU-SAMA NO! IT'LL HIT THE STUDENTS!"
It was too late, the energy was released and the wave of youki was sent flying at Naruto, who stood impassively.
Moka shouted in shock as the blade of energy came flying at Naruto.
"NARUTO MOVE!"
Naruto kept standing still as the energy came flying at him. Naruto lifted his right hand up and back handed the energy away, making it fly up to the ceiling, making it explode and blow a hole through it.
Naruto stood impassively again, staring boredly at the shocked face of Sayaka.
"See. Weak."
Sayaka could only stare as Naruto began drawing his blades. Mugetsu in his right hand and Benihime in his left. He crossed the blades in front of him in an X shape and crouched down.
"Sorry, but I have to finish this."
Naruto charged towards her at an incredible speed, becoming a blur to the onlookers. Sayaka prepared her blade in defense.
But in a second he was gone. Disappearing from in front of her.
"Kami no Ken Yoshiki - Fujin no Tachiba: Kaze o Nagareru." (God's Sword Style- Stance of the wind god: Flowing wind.)
Sayaka's eyes widened. How did he get behind her? It was so quiet, she couldn't even hear the wind.
*CLINK!*
All she heard was the sheathing of his blades before her clothes were shredded into a million pieces. Leaving her in only her undergarments, but exposing her well endowed body to the world.
"KYAH!"
She instantly crouched down to cover her body as the male population erupted into roars of victory. She felt so ashamed, to be defeated like this.
Sayaka suddenly felt the warmth of clothes around her and looked up. Standing there with his top half exposed to the world was Naruto. Sayaka blushed as she noticed the defined muscles and six pack that Naruto was sporting.
Sayaka then cleared her face of the blush as she stared at Naruto curiously.
"How? Your swordsmanship is beautiful, full of grace and power. How did you become this strong?"
Naruto drew Mugetsu and held it in front of his face.
"I believed."
Sayaka stared curiously.
"What?"
Naruto pointed Mugetsu at Sayaka and smiled, "I believed that I needed to be this strong. Through countless trials I trained my body and skills to the limit." Naruto looked to the crowd and smiled at Tsukune who smiled back.
"And I had people I needed to get strong for. As long as I trusted my blades, they would in turn trust me and be my faithful partners. They're not objects, they're a part of me. With these blades by my side, I could even cut god."
Sayaka could only stare in shock as Naruto began walking off stage as members of the kendo club began gathering around their captain to shield her form.
"WAIT!"
Naruto turned around to look at Sayaka who had a blush on her face.
"Please, join the kendo club!"
Ayane and the kendo club's eyes widened as Sayaka asked Naruto to join the club. Naruto smiled before turning around with a wave of his hand.
"Sorry, but I have to refuse, but tell you what, once you believe you have become the strongest swordswoman, beat me and I'll join you."
Sayaka watched as Naruto walked off the stage and into the crowd towards his friends. She then looked down at Asa no Yuki which seemed to be glowing.
"The strongest huh?
WITH THE CREW!
Moka and Kurumu's mouths hung agape at what had just transpired.
"Wow, he's amazing."
Tsukune could only smile at the girls faces. He nodded his head and looked up.
"Well of course he is, he's the strongest swordsman in the world."
Moka and Kurumu stared at Tsukune as he said that. Kurumu raised her hand as if asking permission to speak.
"What do you mean by that Tsukune?"
Tsukune could only smile as he uncrossed his arms and began walking towards Naruto, the girls following.
"Naruto literally defeated the strongest swordsmen back in the human world, he beat all of them and has the official title of strongest swordsmen in the world. Although he acts a fool, everyday you are talking to the only man who could probably cut the sea, earth, even god in half."
Moka and Kurumu continued to stared in shock as they approached Naruto. As soon as he got there, they began bombarding him with questions. Naruto put his hands up as if to give up.
"Woah, woah, one at a time now."
Tsukune walked up to Naruto and put his hand on his shoulder.
"One big question bro."
Naruto smiled at his best friend, who he completely trusted.
"And what is that bro?"
He was not prepared for Tsukune to plant a right hook to Naruto's face.
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU CUT HER CLOTHES OFF!?"
THE NEXT DAY
"Man, all that work and we still didn't find a club."
"We would have if you didn't insist on going to that swim club."
"COME BRO, HOT BIKINI CHICKS, WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE ABOUT THAT!?"
"Naruto, they tried to eat us."
"…So?"
"….I think you just gave me an aneurysm from the stupidity."
"Wow, you must be pretty stupid bro."
"I'LL KILL YOU!"
Moka and Kurumu came across the two friends that were once again fighting over something stupid again and could only giggle at their antics.
"NARUTO-SAMA!"
Naruto and Tsukune stopped their brawling to see Ayane running up to them with a blushing Sayaka in tow. They stopped in front of the gang of friends with Ayane grinning at Naruto.
"Naruto-sama, Ojou-sama would like to ask you something."
Ayane pushed Sayaka up to the front and into Naruto's face. Her blushing face struck Naruto as cute, it also helped her boobs were enourmous.
Sayaka continued blushing before bowing and presenting Naruto with a bento box.
"NARUTO-DONO, WOULDYOUDOMETHEHONOROFEATINGLUNCHWITHME!"
Naruto blinked as Tsukune chuckled and Moka, Kurumu, and the already friendly Ayane began squealing in the background.
Naruto smiled and took the bento box from Sayaka, who looked up to his smiling face.
"Sure, we'd be glad to."
Sayaka smiled as she turned to the equally giddy Ayana, now she just had to-Wait,we?
"Wait, we?"
Naruto stared at her blankly before nodding his head and signaling to Tsukune.
"Yeah, we, as in Me and Tsukune. The guys you invited."
Ayane watched as her mistress began shaking in anger before rearing her hand back and slapping Naruto.
"BAKA!"
Naruto watched with a surprised face as Sayaka storm off. He turned to Tsukune, surprise still on his face.
"What'd I do?"
Moka and Kurumu sighed, hopelfully Tsukune would knock some sense into him.
"Dude, I don't know. I thought she was pretty nice. Guess she doesn't like us."
And Moka and Kurumu's hopes were dashed. Apparently Tsukune can notice when a girl likes him, but others were optional. Kurumu threw her hands up in frustration.
"Idiots, both of you!"
Tsukune and Naruto blinked before turning to Moka.
"What'd we do?"
Moke crossed her arms and walked up to Tsukune.
"Figure it yourself, hmph."
Tsukune blinked before Moka latched onto his neck for some blood.
"CAPU-CHU!"
"OH DAMMIT!"
Naruto scratched the back of his head and stared off into space.
"I'm still confused."
CHAPTER 3: END!
OH YEAH! HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT SUCKA!...Please like that. So for those of you that don't know what the hyperion constitution is, go read Kongou Banchou, it is not something I made up, it's an actual thing…..in manga. Seriously, go read it, it's full of manliness, super awesome fights, nakamaness, and PURE AWESOME.
And now, I give you, THE PREVIEW!
Next Chapter
"Haha! You actually think you're strong enough to beat me!"
Tsukune's grin could be compared to that of a predator capturing it's pray.
"I don't think, I know."
Tsukune threw a punch right at the face of the bastard he was fighting, so much force behind it, it actually began destroying the foundation behind him.
"NOVA BANG!"
SEEYA NEXT TIME!