"Sam!" Paul screams, hurtling up the steps to Sam and Emily's house. Only he's still in my body, so when Sam comes to the door, he looks at Paul, and then he looks to me, with a question on his face.
"This is going to sound crazy." I tell him, but he just lifts a brow, as if crazy is something that he was used to. He had no idea.
"Sam." Paul says, grabbing the man's arm, but my hand is so small against Sam that I doubt he can even feel it. Non the less, he looks down at Paul. "It's me. It's Paul, I'm in here. And she's in my body." Paul says flatly, and Sam just nods with his brows furrowed, as if this was just a geometry problem.
"You better come inside." He says, and glances back at me. I have to duck again to fit inside his house, and when I sit on the couch, I'm pretty sure Paul's giant body breaks it. I try to fold my legs, but it hurts so much that I have to sit with them spread wide. Paul does the same, and I have to look away do I don't scold him. "I'll make some calls." He says, and within minutes, half of La Push and all of the elders are in the house, poking and prodding the two of us, and before long the entire La Push gang is inside, making inappropriate jokes to Paul about how girly he was.
"Can you fix it or not?" I holler after hours, and I guess I'm so big, and my voice is so deep, or maybe they're all just afraid of Paul and forgot I was inside, whichever reason, they all stop and look at me.
"Not right now." Sam says, "Not until tomorrow, at least." Then he looks around at everyone and then back at me. "You should stay here tonight. And Paul should go back to your house to get some sleep. Try to act normal, I guess. Don't tell anyone at school."
"We're not going to school." Paul says, but no one glances at him. I guess my little body wasn't demanding of attention.
"The boys will get you settled. And help you get some clothes and stuff." Sam says, rubbing a hand over his face and motioning for the elders to follow him outside to talk. When they leave, I rush up to Paul.
"I swear to God, Walker, if you do ANYTHING to ruin my life tomorrow, I'll make everyone think you and Black are lovers." I spit at him, and jut my thumb at Jacob Black who's brows shoot up at bring brought into this.
"Woah, woah, woah, why me?" He asks.
"Cause if I have to kiss someone to make the whole school believe it, I'd rather not kiss someone repulsive." I answer hotly, and don't even offer the rest of the boys a 'no offense' before I rush up the steps.
"Figured I'd help you into some pajamas." Embry Call walks into the room, a pile of clothes in his hands.
"I can dress myself." I say, standing from the bed. I honestly didn't know whose room this was, but it was empty so I figured I'd claim it. I think about what Embry'd said and then looked down at my body, which was Paul's. Did I really want to undress, and see his EVERYTHING? No, no I didn't. "On second thought." I say to Embry before he leaves, "I could use the help."
He nods as if he knew I would and tells me to close my eyes. I do and very soon I'm naked in front of him. I know it shouldn't be embarrassing or awkward since it wasn't my body, but my cheeks still flushed red and my stomach was still doing horrible twists. "You can wear this to school tomorrow too." Embry says, and I open my eyes to see he's changed me into a pair of sweat pants and a tee shirt. I smile at him. He wasn't so bad, I guess.
I follow him downstairs when he promises Paul's left, and I take a seat at the table as everyone talks about the situation, and Emily pours me a glass of milk. It was getting late, and tonight wasn't going to go so well, if you asked me. I still had that whole penis thing to get used to.