A wild Fourth Chapter has appeared!

Haha, no seriously, Welcome to the fourth chapter of .Keep Me Sane.!

This is where it really begins to get juicey as we bring in the older Uchiha brother!

What can we expect from our little blonde uke?

What about our two raven semes?!

DEBAUCHERY!

Okay, enough of my rambling.

Warning: BoyXBoy, Cussing, Sexiness, OOCness, drug use, underage drinking and some violence in the future maybe.

BTW: I don't own Naruto (damn you Santa!)

Chapter 4: Bitter for Sweet.

~ Dear foolish little brother,

I see you've been preoccupied in self medicading yourself, amoung other things... Your imcompetence is beginning to grate on my nerves and either you clean up or we are coming for you. You are an heir to this mighty throne and I expect you to behave like it. You have exactly a three months from the day you recieve this letter, which by my timing should be September 27, so therefore by December 27... well, we will be intouch.

P.S, do tell Naruto I said thank you and to forgive me for disturbing him during his trip to the grocery store, but that I hope he enjoied his visit.

- Itachi~

The younger raven tightend his fist around the letter containing his older's fine penmenship. He was beyond furious, his teeth grinding together as he turn his icy glare to the blonde. "What the hell does he mean by he hoped you enjoied your visit to the grocery store?" The blonde flushed, looking past the younger Uchiha. "He bought me my groceries... Well after he hugged me and practically stalked me around the store." Sasuke felt a twinge of jealousy, huffing and throwing the balled up letter to the ground. "Don't let my brother sweet talk you. He's actually pretty cold." Naruto wrapped his arms around his knees unsure of what to say. Sasuke was obviously bothered by what the letter said, though he had no clue what it contained. Then there was this issue with his older brother; a fued maybe? "He was alright, just a bit creepy." Naruto mummbled the last part under his breath. "Che." Sasuke left the blonde sitting in his living room alone as he lit a cigarette on his patio. Uzumaki sighed and shook his head following behind the raven. "Sasuke, what is it that has you so bothered? I mean, is it the letter? Itachi?" "Do not say his name like you know him." The blonde was taken aback by his sudden behavior. Crossing his arms in front of his chest he huffed and turned to the opposite side of the patio, giving the raven a cold shoulder. The Uchiha only glared icly into his back, taking a drag from his cigarette before sighing and calming his nerves. "Naruto... Look, it has nothing to do with you okay? It's a family thing." He was still being ignored. He reached out and spun the blonde around, pinning him to the railing. "Why are you ignoring me Uzumaki?" Sasuke questioned, coal boring into the endless sea. "You're being rude, I can be the same. I may be nice, but don't take me for a push over." Sasuke chuckled at this, closing the impossibly small space between the two. "Please, you don't have a dominate bone in your cute little body. I might not push you over but I will sure as hell bend you over." He flashed his Uchiha smirk and Naruto flushed uncontrolably. "Oh shut up." He shoved the raven off of him, sighing at the ability the raven had of turning him on. "Look, in all seriousness, I have reason to believe that Itachi will make his presence known more and more. Not only to me but to you, so try and watch what you say around him." Naruto narrowed his eyes at the raven but said nothing. "Look Naruto, in time, maybe... I will tell you what is going on but for right now think of it as a family thing alright?" The blonde nodded, defeated and sat on the ground. He lay his head back on the metal railing, thinking of the encounter with the older Uchiha. He'd relaid the message like he said he would, but he hadn't told Sasuke of the OTHER letter that was addressed to himself. He was nervous, not sure whether he should say anything. "Are you okay? I can smell your brain over working over there Dobe." Naruto snapped from his thoughts and stuck his tongue out at Sasuke. "You're a doh-beh! Whatever the hell that is!" Sasuke chuckled and shook his head. Naruto pulled his phone out and looked at the time, 3:40, almost time to go. "Sasuke, I'll see you later, I've got to go take care of something." Sasuke raised a raven brow at the blonde who seemed nervous. "And what would that be exactly?" "None of your business." Naruto huffed. This caused the raven to narrow his eyes at the rambunchious blonde but he said nothing. "I'm sorry, I'll try and come see you soon okay?" The blonde gave Sasuke a tight hug and a small peck on the cheek before taking off, leaving the Uchiha stunned. He shook his head and smiled softly to himself. Walking over to his infamous cookie jar, he reached in and pulled out the pills he was looking for, he really needed to relax after all.

Naruto had left with enough time to go home, shower and change clothes. Itachi had told him to dress rather formally so he had gone with a cerulean button up and black chinos. 'I hope this is okay.' He followed the GPS turn by turn until he arrived at a rather expensive looking restraunt named Tsukiyomi. When he pulled into the parking lot he was flagged down by what looked like a valet driver. Rolling down his window he was prepared to decline when the driver spoke, " ? Your vehicle will be taken care of, please feel free to go inside." Naruto's eyes were wide and he got out, handing the valet the keys. 'I have a baaad feeling about this.' He walked through the traditional Japanese looking doors that were opened for him and he almost fainted from the sight. The inside was a mixture of blacks, golds and reds. Hand painted scrolls of mountains and cranes littered the walls along with all kinds of blades in glass displays. The servers were all women and they were all wearing kimonos. There were private rooms seperated by the traditional sliding doors. "How can I help you sir?" The hostess, a blonde haired girl in a light purple kimono smiled at him. "Um, I'm meeting someone here, I believe is was under Itachi? Or maybe Uchiha..." Her face lighten up abit and she smiled signaling for him to follow her. "Uchiha-sama's table will be in one of the private rooms." She stopped at the one in the far end of the restraunt. Naruto gulped as she bowed respectfully and left. He knocked timidly, "Hai?" The door was suddenly opened by a very, very good looking Uchiha. Clad in the trade mark black button up, black chinos and that daring crimson tie with what he assumed was some sort of family crest at the bottom of it, the older man looked considerably delicious. 'UH! Naruto, get it together! You aren't here to hit on Sasuke's older brother!' Naruto tried to remained composed as Itachi ushered him inside, sliding the door closed. "Please take a seat, it's great that you are here." The blonde sat cross legged on ther other side of the table from the older raven. "Now Naruto, I am sure you have many questions... but I have some for you before hand. I want them answered truthfully. Understand?" The blonde nodded. "Great, now then... How long have you been seeing my younger brother?" Naruto thought, it had only been about a week and a half since he met him at Krypto the first night. "About a week, maybe a few days." "Have you noticed anything in particular that goes on with my brother?" Naruto frowned before he could stop himself. He thought of the pipe that was offered to him, the white bag his friend had brought...not to mention both the times the younger raven had passed out on him. "I... I think he has a drug problem... But I'm not sure!" Itachi remained calm and collected even though what he suspected was going on had just been confirmed. "Hmm... well then, next question... Have you engauged my brother sexually?" Naruto's eyes almost popped out of his blonde head. "NO! No, no, nonono-" Itachi smirked, "Why is he not good enough for you?" Naruto shook his head furiously. "NO! I mean, uh! That's not what I meant! Not that I wouldn't, but that we just haven't..." He looked up and noticed Itachi was considerably closer to him than he had been before. He traced the whisker tattoos on Naruto's face. "Now I know you are lying... I was there when the Hyuuga interupted a rather heated moment between you both..." Nartuo blushed beyond beet red. "You what?" Itachi smirked but said nothing, pulling the collar of the blonde's shirt to the side to reveal the small hickies. "I watched as he gave these to you..." He breathed into the blonde's ear. He didn't know how it was possible, Itachi's purr was even more captivating than the younger's was. His hot breath poured over the exposed tanned flesh of the young Uzumaki. Said blonde shivered, the sanguine eyes of the older came into his view as Itachi pulled his face towards him. There was a glint in the Uchiha's eyes that resembled amusement. Naruto didn't realize he was holding his breath until Itachi came only centimeters away from his lips, "Do you think my brother would notice if you went home with a few more?" His breath hitched impossibly and the blood that rushed to his face was beginning to rush else where. There was a sudden knock at the door and Itachi released his grasp on the tanned chin and beckoned them to enter. "Uchiha-sama, are you ready to place an order?" "Hai." He said emotionlessly, as if he hadn't been trying to get the blonde out of his tight Chinos a second ago. They ordered and when the waitress left, Itachi was on him again. "Per-persistant aren't we?" Naruto chuckled nervously. "Quite... Now, I trust you didn't say anything to my dear brother about our meeting correct?" A large, snow white hand began making circles on his shoulder, the index finger and middle finger walking their way down and to the blonde's chest. "N-no." The Uchiha gave a ghost of a smile, unbuttoning a button on Naruto's shirt. "You know... I am not usually so... foward. I cannot say what has come over me..." Crimson eyes met cerulean. He leant forward and pressed a chase kiss onto the baby pink lips of the younger male, then quickly pressed more kisses on his neck, opposite the side his brother had already claimed. 'Alright Sasuke, if you want to play this little game, I have no problem playing it...' with that said in mind, he bit down on the crook of the blonde's neck, taking in a vast amount of flesh, brusing and marking, making sure it was clear he had been there. Naruto could not help the strangled gasp turned moan that escaped his mouth when he felt those perfect teeth incase his flesh. Once he was done, he pulled away, admiring the large, red-purple shape that was left on the sunkissed male. Naruto flushed uncontrollably, unable to meet his eyes. 'What the hell is wrong with me? It's like all my will is taken away! I can't say no to these guys!' Naruto tried not to pull at his hair in frustration. All Itachi did was flash him a quick Uchiha smirk and then he became as stoic as ever. The food came and went, a some what comfortable silence lay over them. When their dinner was finally over, Itachi walked Naruto to where the valet had his car. "I had a nice time. I will be in touch with you. Oh and by the way, next time he calls you dobe, just call him teme. It gets quite the reaction out of him." There was that ghostly smile again that graced his chisled features. Naruto waved goodbye and sped all the way to his apartment, trying to not dwell on the delicious feeling of Itachi's mouth on his skin.

He had been avoiding Sasuke for a few days. The calls, the texts, and even the death threats he left on his voicemail. The damned mark that Itachi had left was no where near fading. 'What the hell did he do? Give me a fucking tattoo?!' He fixed himself in the bathroom mirror of his school. Class was soon going to start and it was the last thing he had been thinking about. He'd chosen Interview with a Vampire, though his teacher had thought it abhorrent. How the hell was he supposed to write a huge essay on the fucking thing. He pulled at his blonde locks. The bell warning the beginning of class rang and he left bolted towards his doom. Upon entering said doom though, a very SEXY, very LEATHER-clad raven sat on the edge of his teacher's desk, chit-chatting as if he'd known her for years. Thier eyes met, blackholes to vast oceans. 'Double Crap.' Naruto thought as he tried to walk past the Uchiha. "What? No hello?" his silken voice carresed his ears. All the girls in the room sighed dreamily as he stood up, his biker boots making a small squeeking noise as he walked. "Uh... Hi. What the hell are you doing here?" Sasuke dipped his hands into his pockets and shrugged, "Came to see if you were still alive... Seems you've just been avoiding me." His eyes hardened, eyes landing on a very specific spot. His eyebrows dipped, furrowing further as the realization set in. "Che. I see now." He turned to the old hag of a teacher and waved goodbye, ignoring the blonde who was dumbly standing beside him. "My house. After class. I'll be outside waiting." his voice was void of emotion and Naruto swallowed hard, a dreadful feeling falling over him. With that the Uchiha exited, leaving the class to bore it's eyes into Naruto in curosity. "Such a nice young man." The teacher said to herself. 'Pffft. As if.' he wanted to say outloud. The sound of the old crow had lulled him to sleep and it wasn't until the bell rang that he sprang out of the class. Sasuke was standing by the entrance to the school, cigarette lit, glarring at the blonde.

Oh joy... he was in for it.

And there you have it folks! The ending of chapter 4! Sorry for making everyone so lustful but it's our sweet little fox! who could resist! .3.

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