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-Let there be midnight

Kidnapped Asparagus

~Murtagh and Angela~

Angela looked at the five-year-old who now sported a creepy grin on his face.

"Murtagh… what do you have on your mind?" she asked suspiciously as she crossed her arms under her chest. She really didn't feel comfortable under the five-year-olds gaze. Something just screamed 'I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE AND YOU ARE GOING TO HELP!' in it. She really did not like it. Nope, not one bit.

"Angy, do you want to help me with something?" asked little Murtagh as he swayed a bit in the process to add some, 'cuteness.' Angela raised her eyebrow at him, not really liking where he was going with this. She also didn't really like the fact that he was asking her for help. Why didn't he just ask Eragon? His partner in crime? She didn't know, and she sure didn't want to find out. It would scare the living frogs out of her.

"Depends…" she drawled out, her eyes looking over the small boy suspiciously. Nope. She she's no weapons on him. That was good… she thinks…

"Instead of playing a prank on Eragon… I was thinking… you and me and scare him?" he asked her cutely. That wasn't too bad… or it was terribly bad. She wouldn't really know. All she knows is that he was asking her for help and not Solembum or Eragon.

"What kind of prank?" she asked, getting more into this suspicious prank that the child wanted to do.

"Oh, you know the usual. We pretend to kidnap Eragon." Murtagh said casually with a shrug as if it was nothing. Angela looked at him with her mouth agape in a shock expression.

"KIDNAP HIM! That's no prank! That's a crime!" she screeched, only to be shushed by Murtagh.

"Shhhh! You going to let all the pink elephants know!" he wined, eyes a tad bit angry.

"Pink… ele… phants…" Angela voiced, really confused by what the child was saying. Murtagh nodded happily.

"Yup! They are my brothers!" he cheered happily. Angela just stared at him, slowly taking some steps back.

"Um… I don't think I really want to kidnap someone anytime soon… no scratch that… ever." she said sternly. Murtagh groaned up at her, not liking her answer, but a nice sly smile form on his face.

"What would you do when I have your precious Oswald in my grasp?" he asked. Angela gasped in surprised, eyes narrowing.

"You wouldn't." she said with shock. Murtagh nodded, smiling.

"Oh, but I would." he said with a smile. Angela sighed, giving up.

"Fine, but If I get caught, then I blame you."

~With the soon to be kidnapped Eragon~

Eragon played with Albert, humming to himself a made up tone as he made the stuff frog do some weird dance moves. He was pretty occupied with his work of making the pretty frog dance, that he didn't notice that Angela and Murtagh was sneaking up on him with a bag enough to fit him inside, but with enough room for him to struggle.

Eragon looked up at the sky with a soft smile, thinking how nice today was. It was calm and peaceful, nothing really eventful. A startled yelp came from him as his world turn black from being place in a bag.

"Huh?" he asked himself, looking around with confusion. Muffled voices were heard outside the bag. They sounded familiar, but he couldn't place it on the tip of his tongue. One sounded devious and sly while the other sounded panicked and worried for some reason. "Hello?" he asked, not fully grasping the situation he was in. "Do you want Fwoggy?" he asked, thinking they just wanted to play with Albert. "Oh! Do you want cwake?"

"He's so clueless!" he heard an excited voice squeal.

"I don't see how this is exciting…" the other one sounded confused and… something else. Eragon couldn't place it.

The next thing the little toddler knew, he was in a dark room tied up to a chair.

"Huh?" he asked, seeing to dark figures in front of him.

"Hey, Eragon wanna see something?" okay, that defiantly sounded like Murtagh. He was pretty sure.

"Let's at least untie him. I feel more like Gabby if he is tied." the other voice sounded like Angela, sighing with a tad bit of annoyance. He saw the smallest figure shrug, walk behind him and untie him.

"Sure. Now do you wanna see something Eragon?" he asked, sighing, but his voice held excitement. A little confused, but wanting to see what the other wanted to show him, he nodded.

"Uh-huh!" he shouted, bobbing his head up and down with a cute toothy smile alit on his young features. Light filled the room, confirming the two to be Angela and Murtagh. Murtagh held up something in his hand, taking a second for Eragon to realize what it was. It was an asparagus. Eragon's eyes widened in fear, seeing the green vegetal in his older brother's hand, shaking his head.

"No!" he screamed running out of the room as Murtagh chased him with the green vegetable. Angela followed the two, shaking her head a little.

The first person to even catch Eragon's eye, was Arya. Moving his small stubby feet forward, he flung himself at the elf, calling her nickname.

"Aryyyyy!" he screamed as he hugged her tight on the legs. Arya looked down at him, very confused why the toddler was clinging to her legs with Murtagh running their way with an asparagus in his hand. "Mury and Angy put me in a bag and tied me chaiw and and and thweatened me with with a plant!" he wailed, holding on to her more tightly. Ignoring the last part, Arya glared up at the two, stopping Murtagh from his running.

"You two kidnapped Eragon?" she asked in a deadly voice. Murtagh looked at Angela confused, then back at Arya. "I will not forgive. Better hope your death is quick." she growled.

Preview of next chapter:

"Saphiry! Saphiry! Eary give Saphiry hug if Saphiry fly flys!"

"Hey, Eragon, do you see that red dot in the sky over there?"

"Murtagh! Where have you been? I've been looking for you forever! … Wait, why are you a five-year-old?"

"Today… hard… tired… NIGHT!"