Hiya! I actually had real fun with this chapter… It took me like thirty minutes to write… wow. Well anyway, I want to tell you guys something! Me and my friend (Shadowdragon1317) are making a story together! It's not up yet, but it will be soon so keep an eye out for 'New Girl, New Cat' It's going to be real funny and cute, kinda like this story! Also, hope you enjoy this chapter as much as I did! Pleave a review and favorite! Farewell and enjoy!
-Let there be midnight
Eragon the Spell Caster
Eragon peered over the table while standing on his tip toes as he watched Angela mixed weird potions of different sorts together with Solembum taking a nap on the chair not so far away. Murtagh was with Orik and Arya while Saphira took Thorn out on a fly to fully explain things to him about Eragon and Murtagh's little… situation.
"Angy…" Eragon muttered under his breath, eyes never leaving her hands as she fiddled with flask that had different colors in them. Angela hummed in responds as she slightly looked at Eragon.
"Yeah?" she asked, looking back to what she was doing before she twirled around to stir some ingredients in her caldron.
"Can you make Soley pouf pouf in to a fwoggy?" he asked sweetly, tilting his head slightly to the side with wide eyes. Angela whirled around and put her hands on her knees while she smiled sweetly at Eragon.
"Why would you want… Soley-" she tried to hide her giggles at that before she continued. "Into a frog?" Eragon smiled brightly at her, showing his teeth as he pointed back at the sleepy frog.
"Soley might become happy happy instead of grumpy grumpy!" When Eragon said 'grumpy grumpy' his voice became low. Angela giggled softly as a thought came to her mind.
"Hey, Eragon, wanna learn something?" she asked tilting her head slightly. Eragon became very fascinated with this as his eyes widened in excitement.
"Me learn! Me learn!" he hollered only for Angela to quiet him down with soft shushing.
"Okay, I'm going to teach you a really simple spell… you hear?" she asked, only to get a nod in responds. She leaned in close to Eragon and started to whisper in his ear. The only thought that raced through her mind was, Haha! 'Soley' is going to have it in for him!
~Some magic here, and some magic here and *pouf* here we are sometime later with no Harry~
"Ary! Ary!" Eragon shouted, running towards the elf with a great big smile on his face while Angela and Solembum trailed not so far behind. In Eragon's hand was a stick that he held tightly to.
"Yes Eragon?" Arya asked. Murtagh stopped giving Orik the mud pies he was trying to feed the dwarf, and turned around wanting to know what his tiny brother wanted to show Arya.
"Ma ma! I know ma ma!" he shouted in joy, stopping in front of Arya. Arya bent down to look at him, raising an eyebrow in the process.
"Ma ma?" she questioned him.
He means magic. Solembum replied gruffly. This idiot here decided to teach the brat some magic. He jerked his head to Angela as he stopped with a twitch of his ears and whiskers.
"Hey! I thought it would be interesting!" Angela defended, crossing her arms smugly as she turned her nose up and away from Solembum, sniffling slightly.
How is it interesting to destroy the world? We already have one person to do it! We don't need to add an annoying toddler to the mix! Are you trying to add torture to it? Solembum shouted with a hiss. Angela glared at him, growling a bit herself.
"Eragon is just an innocent toddler! He won't destroy the world or anything!" she retorted.
Yes! A toddler with evil intentions to destroy me! And he really isn't a toddler at all! He's sixteen! Ya' hear deaf witch? SIXTEEN!
"I hear you tone-deaf kitty box!"
I'm not a kitty box! Where did you get that from?!
"Kitty box!"
Deaf witch!
"Kitty box!"
Deaf witch!
"SHUT UP BEFORE I HIT YOU BOTH ON THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER!" Orik screamed, picking up a hammer that was conveniently right next to him for some reason. Solembum and Angela both slumped in obedience, muttering 'yes sir' at the same time. "Good," Orik replied, hitting the hammer softly against the palm of his hand. "I didn't want to murder in front of two children." And with that, he sat back down while Murtagh tried to shove a mud pie in his mouth while looking at the scene at the same time.
"So… what magic did Angela teach you?" Arya asked, looking back at Eragon. Eragon beamed at her as he started to twirl around with the stick raised above him.
"Speahial ma ma!" he shouted in joy, eyes never leaving the stick above him.
"You really neet to teach him how to say magic right and not 'ma ma'." Orik commented as he tried shoving the mud pie away from his face.
"I wanna learn magic!" Murtagh shouted, never leaving his attempt at feeding Orik his special 'Chocolate Delight of the Moon' desert he made himself.
"Ma ma!" Eragon shouted, poking Solembum with the stick in the head, annoying the cat. "Ma ma!" he shouted again.
Ow! Ow! Stop poking me with your stick! He shouted, trying to dodge by hiding behind Angela, who would just get out of the way for Eragon to poke him again while shouting 'ma ma!' over and over again. This soon lead to Solembum chasing Eragon around while he giggled, Murtagh trying out a new 'dish' on Orik, Angela drawling on Orik's head with sharpie, Orik fighting for his life, and Arya sitting down reading a book.
Soon enough, Saphira and Thorn decided to fly in, only to see this chaotic mess.
What did we miss?
Preview of next chapter:
"Solem! Solem! We made you something!"
"Stop throwing food at me! Argh!"
"I'm not cleaning this up."
"Me cook! Me cook! Yay!"