I'm baaaaaack! I've been working on this chapter forever, and school just ended for me last month. I took a little vacation to Florida for a week, now I'm back and ready for more updates!

Warning: Language and sexual content.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

"And then, we just left. The whole bus ride was eerie." Hinata ended her long story to her webcam. "Like, I've never seen Naruto that quiet before."

"Oh my God, that's crazy." Tenten spoke, chewing on a cheese stick. "Six months, huh. What's he gonna do in the meantime? And what about Tsunade?"

"He's going to some classes every few days to catch up, just not here. And we haven't heard from or seen her since then. If she left, they would've said something. But enough about that, how's Miami?"

"Beautiful!" she yelled. "You know me, I never travel, nor have I ever been to Florida. This place is beautiful. Oh, we went to this one club the other night, and there had to be like, 16 year olds there! With alcohol! I was like, 'what the fuck?' But I was too busy drinking myself so, yeah."

"You're such a bad influence."

"Nu uh! I rarely drink. But I'm away from everything with a really great guy, so it's all good in the hood!"

"Speaking of good in the hood," Hinata smiled as she remembered the little saying the four of them (her, Ten, Sakura, and Ino) had said when nothing bad went their way. "it may not be like that for Ino and Sakura again."

"Why the hell not?"

"Why do you think?"

"Because of that duck-butt weirdo?" Hinata nodded. "Ew. Why this time?"

"According to Sakura, she saw them kiss during the second hearing break behind the staircase or something, I don't know. But she does remember them kissing."

"Oh geez. Constantly fighting over a guy who doesn't give a damn about either of them. When will they ever learn?"

"Hey, I was the same with that one guy I was with for like, three days."

"But that was a different situation; he was openly cheating on you, and you didn't even know if you two were dating or just friends with benefits. Which was a contradiction because he had nothing to benefit from."

Hinata was just about to say something before Temari knocked and walked in her room. "Aren't you supposed to be sleeping? It's late, boo."

"Are you just coming in from class?" She nodded. "I didn't even realize how late it was."

"Talking to the slut who left us here, I see." She smirked as she waved to the webcam. "How's everything?"

"Grand, even though I miss you guys terribly."

"Aw, we miss you too! Did you get any hot guys for us?"

"Kinda hard to do that when you're around your boyfriend almost all day. Hinata was just telling me about the trial."

"Oh my God, so dramatic. Tayuna tried to be a hero and testified against Sasuke at the last minute." Temari sat down next to Hinata and rested her head on the nearest pillow. "Everyone knew she was lying, though. Even the judge didn't buy it."

"Yeah, Kin turned her back on her." Hinata added

"No way!" Tenten screamed. "Tayuna must be pissed."

"She is. On the bus ride back, she didn't even sit with her. She sat with Tsunade."

"That's hilarious. And they now have their own house together, I can't. All the good shit is happening and I'm not there to witness it."

"It won't be so good once the new HD comes in. We'll probably be pleading to that judge for Tsunade's job back." Temari yawned out.

"After seeing you guys on the news, I highly doubt."

"We were on the news?!" The two girls asked. Tenten nodded. "When?

"Early this morning. They showed footage of the hearing and you guys leaving. They were asking for the lawyers take on the whole situation, but nobody responded."

"Oh my God, why were we not warned! I probably look like serious crap." Temari hid her face in the pillow. Hinata just laughed.

"It gets better, though. Later on this week, apparently Tsunade is gonna hold a press conference."

"How come we're the last people to hear about this? You're not even here and you already know!"

"News travels fast, babes." She laughed. "Ok, I gotta jet, I'm watching a Pretty Little Liars marathon and I'm too busy staring at Toby and Caleb to talk to you both so I'll text you girls later."

"Figures," Temari smirked as they waved Tenten goodbye. "even with a hot guy, she'll stare at other hot guys."

"Have you spoken to either Sakura or Ino since the case?" Hinata pushed herself on her pillows. "I've tried to get the three of us to hang out but it doesn't work out."

"Hm, I wonder why. Maybe because the bitches hate each other again over some dip shit. I don't even understand what they see in him; he's a fucking jerk and a douche bag."

"Coming from the one who admitted not too long ago you tried to hook up with him."

"Yeah because we were drunk! But that's besides the point. My point is that these girls can get any guy they want, why waste it on a dude who they won't even be able to see for the next six months? We can't sneak out, they have all of us on lockdown."

"You got me stumped. There's just something about him that's…mysterious." Hinata shrugged.

"No, Zayn Malik is mysterious. Sasuke Uchiha is a psycho. Where are those two even?"

"Sakura's at another house and Ino's in her room sleeping, I think…come to think of it, I haven't seen her in a while."

This is when Temari's ears perked up. "So…she's not here."

"Probably, I don't know, I've been in my room all day."

"Typical of you." She got up from Hinata's bed and opened her door. "Let's go take a peek."

"Temari, no!" Hinata ran after her friend down the hall to Ino's closed, and possibly locked, door. "You know how she gets when someone goes into her room without her permission."

"I don't give a shit. I'm not scared of her." Temari managed to open her door without breaking anything and cracked open the door into the dark room. Turning the light on, it was empty; no Ino. "She's not here."

"Then where is she?"

"Your guess is as good as mine."

"Let's go check around campus, I'm getting worried."

"Fine, chicken." Temari closed the door and rushed downstairs with Hinata, running out the front door.

"That's not the smartest thing to do," Gaara stood aside Naruto in the bathroom as he was doing…well, something stupid.

"You and I both know I've done dumber." Naruto muffled from his shoulder, picking a nasty scab from a too deep of a dive into a six-feet pool. Using wax. "Now pull it off."

"No."

"Oh come on, you're not the one getting waxed."

"No."

"Gaara, please."

"No."

"Come on."

"No."

"Fine, I'll do it." He placed his index and thumb on the loose piece of paper with wax under it and, as quick as he could, ripped the bandage off. Now a moment of silence for Naruto's shoulder, as it's now redder than it was before. "Doesn't even hurt."

"That's why you're tearing, right?"

"I'm not tearing," he turned around and blinked rapidly out the bathroom and into his bedroom with Gaara behind him. "now help me wrap this thing up."

"Dude, it's worse now." The simple scrap from the bottom of the pool turned into this pink and red spot on his tanned shoulder. "Let me get some ointment."

"Ew. Never say that word again." As Gaara walked out his room to get his medication, Naruto just had to get a picture of his gnarly new battle would. He took Gaara's phone and took a picture, him posed with a peace sign and a kissy face. Silly Naruto. Once he heard foot steps, he placed the phone back in its original spot. "So, just a random question."

"Is it a stupid random question?"

"Uh, duh." Gaara stayed silent. "Did you get laid yet?"

"What?!"

"Have. You. Gotten. Laid. Yet."

"What…what made you think about that?"

"I don't know, you're always inside the house, you're never out with the rest of us. I just assumed you always had a girl over, but now seeing your reaction…"

"No, I haven't…" Then Gaara remembered something. Something he shouldn't tell his 'friend'. Remember a few chapters back he felt like he crossed a border by getting a little too close to Hinata? All he did was pin her to his bed, no biggie. Well, to Gaara, that's a pretty big deal. "I did nothing ever since I got here."

"Gaara, are you a virgin?"

"…"

"Oh my God YOU'RE A VIRGI-" Suddenly, Naruto's mouth was covered by the roll of bandages Gaara had in his hand.

"You are so loud." He replied, taking the roll out of his mouth.

"I'm sorry, it's just that…I thought you had a thing with that girl from Europe or something."

"The farthest I've gone was make out. I never made a girl go down on me, and I never went down on a girl. That's it. I'm done talking about this."

"Oh, come on. Aren't you ever curious?" He scooted closer to the red head to get the deets, like there was anything to tell in the first place.

"Uh…well, yeah, but…" As he begins to form this sentence, he thinks about all the dirty thought he had whenever Hinata was around him, especially the time she was on his bed all flustered with her beautiful pale skin, her bright blue eyes, her heavy breathing, her big, most likely comfortable as hell boobs, her- oh my, naughty Gaara! "I tend to not take any actions. I'm not like you and Sasuke."

"But have you even found any girl here attractive? There's so many girls here, there's bound to be a girl here just for you."

"Not really, but-"

"Not really?! Who's the lucky lady?" He smiled and raised his eyebrows.

"It's not that important, she's…in a relationship already." Wait, did he just confess to himself that he likes Hinata?!

"Sucks. You can still like her though, just don't make any advances. There are more fish in the sea."

"Yeah, I know. It's whatever. I'm just thinking about my grades first, then I'll worry about relationships."

"Yeah, and I'll worry about whether I'll make it to second year with my dumb antics. Now help me into the attic. I wanna see what's up there." He ran off his bed and dashed for the kitchen as Gaara sat in thought about the conversation they just had. Why did he just say that about Hinata? Why did he have those thoughts about her? Why is he even thinking about her? Does he like her? Would she like him back? "Gaara!"

"Huh?- What?" He screamed back.

"Since when did we have a fucking blowtorch?!"

"A blowtorch…wait Naruto don't touch it!"

Let's hope he doesn't get expelled.

"Ok ok, I got one: Never Have I Ever….given a blowjob on school grounds."

"Shit, Jess! Now you're just targeting!" The group of girls laughed.

Ino didn't know what she was doing. She knew she could get in a lot of trouble for this. She's not supposed to be out the house at this hour; she's not supposed to be at the school at this hour; she's definitely not supposed to be drunk, she doesn't even know these girls. All she did was walk outside after a long day of ignoring Sakura, found these girls at their little house, a few drinks and a popped pill later, she's in the back of the school, drunk, with a group of strangers, smoking.

"Alright, bitch. I got you." The girl Jess spoke again, slurring her words. "Never Have I Ever…gotten a DUI under a false name."

"You did the same thing!" The other girl, Rebecca, screamed. "You were with me!"

"Nu uh, that was another time."

"Waaaaaait, I got one!" Another girl, Joan, whine. "Never Have I Ever hooked up with a teacher during school hours."

"Hm…let's add more detail into that; in the building or out in like, an outhouse or something."

"During school hours on school grounds."

"You little shit." One of the other girls complained as a few girls took a shot. Whatever the reason, Ino was…weirdly having fun. She's done stuff like this with her other friend's back home, but never this crazy! The most she's ever done was sneak into an abandoned school and play Man Hunt, and boy, was that the biggest earache from her father. "So, blondie," The same girl called out to Ino. "where ya from?"

"Me? Oh, I'm from South Carolina; born and raised on the beach."

"That's sick," Joan croaked, literally. "I love the beach. Hey, have you ever been at the beach and had a bonfire?"

Memories Ino wished she never remembered. "Almost; I was going to, but my 'boyfriend' was flirting with some other girl."

"Boyfriend?" she replied. "You came here with a relationship?"

"No! I met him here, and…I don't know, he's just a douche bag." Thank God they don't really know her.

"Was he at least cute?"

"Was he good in bed?"

"Jackie!" The group laughed.

"Yeah, he was amazing, and he was so hot. But now I rarely get to see him; he decided his studies were more important, which I understand, but-"

"In by studies be means vagina." The girls agreed with Jackie's statement.

"Well, you don't need a guy like that in your life. Personally," Jess rose her hand for attention. "I've run into too many guys like that, so I decided to stick with females; they're so much easier and, depending on what you like, they won't complain."

"I've never thought about becoming a lesbian, I was just always into boys," Ino pondered aloud.

"Well, you don't have to be a lesbian, you can just experiment. That's what I did. With Joan over here, even though she had a boyfriend at the time."

Joan nodded in agreement. "I told him right after because I felt like shit, and he got mad because he missed it. Typical guy."

What they were saying got to the drunken blonde. 'Maybe I should just at least try. What's the worst that can happen?' "It doesn't sound like a bad idea. But it'll be weird, you know?"

"You don't have to ask your friends, silly." She then stood up and grabbed Ino's hand. Looking back at her group of friends, Jess said "You guys keep on play and keep look out. I'll be back." Yanking her further inside the building, she took her to an English room. "You ready?"

"Wait, what?"

"I'm gonna teach you!"

"Now?!"

"Yeah, why not? You said you wanted to try."

"I mean, yeah, but-"

"Don't tell me you're chickening out on me."

"No, no, I was just…confused, that's all." Oh yeah, Ino. So confused.

"Whatever. Lay on this desk." She points to the teacher's desk in the front of the room. Ino does as she's told and waits, sweating. "I'm just saying this right now; don't catch feelings. That's the last thing you want."

"Uh huh." Ino breathed out and her mind was racing once Jess was on top of her, kissing her somewhat passionately, somewhat roughly. Once Ino got used to the non-familiar lips, she just went with the flow. Both girls were very touchy feely and…well, you can use your imagination.

If you think your life sucks, imagine being Sasuke; not only was he expelled, not only did he pretty much fuck up his life, not only did he not get that girl Savannah's number, he was back at home with his parents, and a new guest: a therapist.

"No." was all Sasuke said once he went downstairs for dinner and saw him; not too long, possibly in his early thirties, not the slightest ounce of gray in his hair, brown hair, brown eyes, goes by the name 'Mr. Gomez.'

"Sasuke, sit down." His mother ushered him to sit next to her. His father was across from them, next to Mr. Gomez. "You father and I…well, we feel like you've been in a downwards spiral."

"What are you talking about?"

"Hear you mother out." His father sat, still-faced. "This is for your own good."

'I really do hate it when he says that.' Sasuke thought,

"Ever since you got into that fraternity, thing just got drastically worse."

"It was one party, mom. It wasn't supposed to happen like that."

"But it did. And it just wasn't that 'one party'; the fight you and Naruto had was another factor."

"But we both got over that!"

"Listen to me," his father leaned forward to face his son clearly in the eyes. "we just want the best for you. You won't be stuck with him for long. Just three weeks."

"Three weeks." All three adults nodded. "Then what?"

"We see how you're doing socially, determine what the real problem is, then question whether you need more meetings." Mr. Gomez finally spoke.

"But I don't have a problem!"

"We just wanted to see why you're acting like this, honey." His mother rubbed his back to control him. "It's not to punish you."

"It sure seems like it."

"Trust me," Mr. Gomez said towards Sasuke. "I'm not gonna annoy you with what I think is wrong with you. I just want to hear your thoughts about anything and everything. Then we'll work on the causes of your actions."

"Alright, I guess." He has no choice. It's either that or a bunk bed in some camp. "Does this mean I have to go to like, your office or something?"

Gomez shook his head. "I'll come here every day and talk to you in your comfort zone."

"Does this mean I get my phone and stuff back?"

"Let's not get ahead of ourselves," his father shook his head. "you'll get those back as soon as we see changes."

"What about my stuff in the frat house?"

"We'll get someone to get them for you. Right now, worry about yourself. You start tomorrow."

Sasuke resisted the urge to roll his eyes. "Alright." 'My life couldn't get any worse.'

After the small dinner, Sasuke went back to his room and threw his body on his bed. This couldn't be happening. 'Now I have a therapist to deal with. A therapist! I don't have a problem! And now I'm phone-less for an eternity.'

Then, out of nowhere, there was a small clink! on his window. He didn't pay it any mind, until it happened again. He walked to his window, looked down, and saw a dark figure outside. He frowned, opened the window, and saw the person thanks to a nearby streetlight.

"Kankuro? What are you doing here?"

He seemed out of breath, even though he drove to the Uchiha residence. "I have a plan!" He saw the confused look on the boy's face and smirked. He knows he's gonna get in so much trouble for this, but he really doesn't care. "I'm gonna get you out of your expulsion."

Thank you so much for reading, I hope you enjoyed it! I'm be back again with a chapter for Lies, Love, Live! soon.