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Soubi: Morning, Ritsuka!
Ritsuka: Oh, hi there Soubi.
Soubi: How are you?
Ritsuka: Broken-hearted
Soubi: What's the matter?
Ritsuka: I can't stop thinking
About the other day
Soubi: Oh. With Seimei
Ritsuka: Yeah that
I mean
Look at me
I'm twelve years old now
And I always thought
Soubi: What?
Ritsuka: no, it sounds stupid
Soubi: Aw come on
Ritsuka: After hea died I
Thought he'd come back
Soubi: What?
Ritsuka: And say he was okay
And they were wrong
And it wasn't him
And as you know now
He didn't
Soubi: No
Ritsuka: Oh well
It sucks to be me
Soubi: No-oo
Ritsuka: It sucks to be me
Soubi: No!
Ritsuka: It sucks to be alive
And not able to
Remember who you were
It sucks to be me
Soubi: Your life sucks?
Ritsuka: I think so
Soubi: Your problems aren't so bad
My parents died
When I was only six
Ritsuka: I'm sorry
Soubi: Thanks
And I was taken in by my
Mother's fighter
And he took my ears
And he made me believe he
Would name me but he didn't do it
Fuck
It sucks to be me
Ritsuka: It sucks to be me
It sucks to be Ritsuka
Soubi: And Soubi
Ritsuka: To not have memories
Soubi: To not have my ears
Both: It sucks to be me
Ritsuka: Hey, Yoji, Natsuo
Could you help us settle something?
Do you have a minute?
Yoji: Yeah, of course
Soubi: Who's life sucks more?
Ritsuka's or mine?
Yoji and Natsuo: Ours
Yoji: We are a unit
Natsuo: We're as close as
A unit can get
Yoji: We've been the best of friends
Natsuo: Ever since the day we met
Yoji: And he knows lots
Of ways to make me really upset
And every day is an aggravation
Natsuo: Come on
You're overreacting
Yoji: You play your video games all
Night when I'm trying to sleep
Natsuo: Oh yeah?
You put your wet feet on
My book when I'm trying to read
Yoji: You make that very small
Dorm room we share a hell
Natsuo: So do you
That's why I'm in hell too
Yoji: It sucks to be me
Natsuo: No
It sucks to be me
Soubi: It sucks to be me
Ritsuka: It sucks to be me
All: Is there anybody here
It doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me
Yuiko: Why are you
All so happy?
Yoji: Because our lives suck!
Yuiko: Your lives suck?
Why does that make you happy?
Ha
I'm taller then all of my
Classmates are
And they always use me for work
But I cant stop it
I have a crush on Ritsuka-kun
But he doesn't like
Me the way I like him
And Yayoi asked me
To go out with him
But he's shorter then me
And I said no
And I think I hurt him
It sucks to be me
It sucks to be me
I know it
Sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka
Sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka
Sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka
Sucks!
It sucks to be me
Hitomi: Excuse me?
Ritsuka: Hey Sensei
Hitomi: Sorry to bother you
But I can't find Yayoi anywhere
Yuiko: I haven't seen him all day
Was he here?
Hitomi: Well
He was sick last week
But he said he would come
Into school today
So I got all of the
Papers he missed
On
The days
He was gone
Ritsuka: Well I think I see
Him right over there
Let us get him
Hitomi: Great
Thanks
Soubi/Ritsuka/Zeroes/Yuiko: Yayoi!
Yayoi: I'm coming
I'm coming
Hitomi: Here are the
Papers that you missed
Yayoi: Thank you
From the time I was young
I was always getting sick
Mom spent a lotta money to
Get me tested for diseases
And she found out I've got asthma
And it keeps me out of school
And I miss so much when
I'm at home
All: It sucks to be you
Soubi: You win
All: It sucks to be you
Ritsuka: I hope you feel better
Yayoi: And every time
I stop running
People always make such a
Big fuss over me
It gets old
All: It sucks to be you:
Here in Tokyo it sucks to be me
It sucks to be you:
Here in Japan it sucks to be you
It sucks to be you in Tokyo
And it sucks to be us
But not when we're together
We're together here in
Tokyo, Japan
We live in Tokyo, Japan
Our friends do too
Till we all grow older we
Live in Tokyo, Japan
Yayoi: This is real life
All: We live in Tokyo, Japan
Natsuo: Can't live without it
All: We live in Tokyo, Japan
Hitomi: And it kinda sucks
All: To live in Tokyo, Japan
Dlbn: At least…….I think they live in Tokyo…………I'm pretty sure they do………anyway, here is the first Avenue Q song I've ever done for Loveless in this fic. Hope you enjoyed!!