AN: Yay I managed to update faster. Now that that is said, I am thinking about writing a "Alex and co reading the books" story and I would really like to know what you think about that. So please review with your opinion on the story and my idea or answer the poll on my profile, I would really appreciate it. But in the meantime please enjoy the new chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own or have any rights to Alex Rider, all rights go to their respective owners.

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Yassen's POV

Alex was so amusing, but he couldn't help but worry. When he first had heard the rumors of Alex's insanity he had thought it was just a scam Alex had made up to make MI6 leave him alone, but now, after actually seeing him, he started to doubt that. Not that he would really mind, his feelings for Alex wouldn't change because of something as insignificant as mental stability, or a lack there of.

He looked over at the tied and gagged teen and felt himself smile. He knew it creeped the spies out or he would probably have tried to gain control over himself again, but there was something just utterly adorable with Alex pouting through the duck-tape like that. He met Alex's eyes for a moment and was surprised.

He had met quite a few insane people in his time as an assassin, and they had all had the same eyes. However, there was something off about Alex's eyes. They were clear, they shone with sanity not insanity. He looked away to ponder for a while, he almost didn't notice that they had stopped outside an office with the nametag A. Blunt written in boring black letters. `Well,` he thought, `let the game begin.`

Normal POV.

After knocking the two MI6 agents led their captives and the American spies in. The captives were places in the four chairs in front of the desk. Alex and Yassen was placed in the middle with the writer and the random dude on either side of them. Meanie stopped behind Alex and the other MI6 agent whom Alex had decided to call Mr. Silent went to stand behind Yassen. The Americans stood straight backed beside them.

Blunt said nothing as they entered or placed themselves around the room, but the moment everyone had stopped moving he looked up from the papers he had pretended to read. He raised an eyebrow when he saw how many they where, but said nothing.

Five minutes passed and no one spoke, until a sudden notice made the spies jump. They looked around the room looking for the culprit, but settled when they noticed that a book had fallen from the desk. They all went back to their little staring game, no one noticing Alex's crazy grin.

After, what felt like an eternity, Blunt broke the silence. "I must say that this is not what I had in mind when I told you to keep an eye on Rider." He looked over the people sitting in front of him eyes stopping when they met Yassen's amused ones. Blunt felt like someone had poured a bucked full of ice down his shirt. One thing was for certain. Noting good could come from the assassin's amusement. "So," he said breaking eye contact with the assassin, (trying to bury the voice whispering that he had lost) and looking over his own agents. "Who would like to explain?"

Mr. Silent and Meany looked at each other before Mr. Silent began to speak. "Well Mr. Blunt after following Rider for a while we noticed that we were not the only ones doing so." He took a small brake to collect his thoughts before he started again. "We soon came to realize that four other people also followed him. We decided to just wait and see what would happen. When Rider had taken his normal seat at the swings one of the men," He pointed to the man that had attacked Alex, "stepped out from the bushes and started shouting at Rider. It then escaladed to a fight. During the fight we noticed that Rider seemed distracted and after further investigation…" at this point his rapport was interrupted by a giggle. They all turned towards where Alex was supposed to be only to find an empty chair and some rope.

"What in the name of…" Meanie started.

"Aw. Meanie," Alex whined. "We have already talked about this. If you aren't religious you shouldn't say stuff like that." They all did a 180 degree turn and looked towards where the voice was coming from and they all almost had a heart attack. Alex was hanging with his lower body out the window. He wasn't holding on to anything, but just hanging there, starring. His eyes had lost their clarity and now they sparkled with insanity enough to even make Yassen gasp.

Blunt felt his headache return. He really did not have the patience to deal with an insane Alex Rider right now. "Rider, get back in here and sit down."

Alex pouted, but listened for once. He climbed back in, and before anyone could stop him he jumped onto Yassens' lap. In Alex's opinion, Blunt got this amusing terrified, pale expression. So Alex did what he felt any slightly sane person should do and giggled before he asked Mr. Silent to continue with his little story.

Mr. Silent just stood there starring for a while. He had heard many stories about Rider, as he had been at SAS training with K-Unit, but he had never imagined him to be like this. He shook himself from his thoughts and started the rapport again.

"Well, Gregorovitch stepped out from the woods, he and Rider said something about vampires and then we captured them. Then the American spies showed up and just as we were about to load them into the car when Rider said something about a random writer dude hiding in the woods. We investigated and found the other person hiding. He just kept spouting nonsense while we loaded them into the car."

Blunt stared at them for a while with a weird look in his eyes. "You two captured Yassen Gregorovitch and brought him here without him or you ending up with a single wound?" if blunt had been a person who expressed feelings his voice would have sounded incredulous.

"Well, he kind of did not put up a fight." Meanie said. "He just stood there while we chained him." Blunt gave him a blank look. There was something that didn't add up here.

He looked over to where the assassin sat and did a double take. Alex was still sitting in his lap with that insane twinkle in his eye, but the difference was that now he was unchaining him.

Meanie and Mr. Silent jumped into action and stopped him just in time. "Alex what in the world do you think you are doing!" Blunt shouted. Alex looked up at him with tear filled puppy eyes.

"I… I just wanted a hug" he sobbed and buried his head in Yassen's chain cowered chest. "The shinnies were in the way and Mr. not-really-a-vampire couldn't hug me." He looked up at Blunt with pathetic eyes and Blunt cringed.

Then suddenly Alex's eyes filled with fury. "YOU LIED!" he shouted and pointed a finger at Blunt. The other people in the room just starred, confused.

"YOU said Yassen was a vampire, and I got all exited and then…" He took a break and his pout returned, "HE wasn't. You big fat, meanie liar." He huffed and turned away.

If Blunt had been a feeling man, he would have banged his head repeatedly against the desk, and as it was, he did. At the same time everyone in the room could have sworn they heard him mutter something about crazy as teens and how they would be the death of him.

The noise from the never ending banging summoned Mrs. Jones who took one look around the room before summoning some guards to take away the Americans and the two unknown men. She then told Meanie and Mr. Silent to go do something Alex couldn't bother paying attention to and looked the door after them.

"Would you be so kind as to update me on the situation Mr. Blunt" she asked kindly before popping a peppermint candy in her mouth. When he just shook his head Alex raised his head and sat there jumping with excitement in Yassens lap.

"oh, oh, oh, Pick me, pick me." He sang and Mrs. Jones couldn't help but stare.

"Alright Alex, why don't you tell me what happened." The moment she had said it and saw the amusement rising in Gregorovitch's eyes and the glee in Alexs she regretted it, but it was too late.

"Well, I was like in the park, like totally minding my own business when this big ugly dude started shouting at me and I was like whaaa… then we fought and I hurt my head and then like Mr. Vampire appeared out of the mist and like totally scared people and then I was like totally whaaa. Mr. vamire is here and then he like told me he wasn't a vampire and then like Meanie and Mr. Silent, who ended up not being so silent chained him and like when we were leaving this random writer dude was like coming along and like sitting in the car all terrified and I was like totally playing with Yassen when meanie tried to kill me and then Yassen gave him this weir look and he pissed his pants and then we came here and they talked about all kinds of weird stuff while I climbed down the wall and got some candy and a saw for the chains and then when I was on my way in the window again they caught me and Blunty told me to sit down and when I did he gave me this weird look, and then I totally felt like getting a hug, but everyone was busy so I decided to make the shinnies go away so that Mr. I'm-not-a-vampire could hug me and then Blunty yelled at he and then he started hitting himself and you came." He said it all very fast and without breathing before giving Mrs. Jones a huge grin, and started to suck on a lollypop.

Mrs. Jones just stood there looking confused, while Blunt kept banging his head against the desk and Alex felt like getting a hug again. In the mean while Yassen loosened the last piece of chain and picked Alex up. He looked at the two Head spies before he shook his head and threw Alex onto his back and jumped out of the window. This was something Alex must have found incredibly amusing as he started to laugh and hum the tune of Spiderman.

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Yay my longest chapter yet…

Sorry for the spelling mistakes, some of them are intentional, but some aren't. I got this sudden inspiration and needed to write it down as fast as possible. Please Review and tell me what you think, or else the monster in my brain will get hungry and feed of my inspiration. :-D Also tell me what you think of my idea for my new story. (I will keep writing on this one, I saw that someone was afraid I would abandon this story, but that will never, ever happen. I will always complete my stories, unless something major happens.) I will also stop having author notes at the beginning and end of the story, I really have no idea why I have been doing that…