Dlbn: Dlbn here with a brand new chapter/song parody! (Throws confetti)
Nbld: …You're insane…
Dlbn: Hey, I'm not the one who put a song in the voting choices that we've already done! (Thank you kawaii hime-sama for pointing that out)
Nbld: That's what happens when you rush to create a voting list with only three more minutes to get to class. ;)
Dlbn: No excuse!!
Nbld: Anyways, I'm here to bring a special announcement.
Dlbn: What?
Nbld: To date, there have been 1343 hits to Loveless Love Songs, as well as 29 reviews!
Dlbn: Woo hoo! Thanks a ton to everyone who has read and/or reviewed Loveless Love Songs. You all win a digital cookie! (Hands out digital cookies)
Nbld: And now that our little rant is over, here is the next parody! Enjoy!
Fairy Tales by Jo-Jo/That Love Stuff by Akame Nisei
I know the stories
I've read the books;
Boy meets girl
And they fall forever in love
But I don't understand
That love stuff and I
Don't want it or need it
Listen
Back when I wasn't a prisoner here
At Septimal Moon, back when I was
At Gora with Seimei and he told me
All he wanted was to be loved by
Ritsuka, his younger brother
But he was way too insecure and
Wanted to test his love but I
Didn't really get what he meant
Never understood why
I don't believe in this love stuff
I don't want it and
I don't need his love stuff
He thinks my heart is not complete
It's not complete
Frankly love makes me sick
Don't need it or understand
I'll figure it out for myself
For myself
I'm just starting to learn
That I don't know this love stuff
Seimei insists that love is
To forgive someone
For who they were and accept
The person they've become
I think I feel that way about him
Could I be in love with Seimei?
It seems weird for me to love my
Master and I know
That I am all done
Never understood why
I don't believe in this love stuff
I don't want it and
I don't need his love stuff
He thinks my heart is not complete
Maybe it's not complete
Frankly love makes me sick
Don't need it or understand
Don't want it or need it
I'll figure it out for myself
For myself
I'm just starting to learn
That I don't know this love stuff
Seimei I want to answer you
But I'm prisoner here and I
Can't leave this place
Wish you could teach me
What this love is
Can you help me out?
Can you show me what
Love is all about?
Cause I'll never know it for myself
That's why I don't understand
This love stuff
I don't believe in love
Or any of this love stuff
I'll never be in love
I don't understand it
I don't want or need it
It makes me sick
All of this love stuff
It seems my mind's made up now
Yes it is made up
I don't believe in all of this stuff
I don't understand what
Seimei means when he says all he
Wants is to be loved by his Ritsuka
By Ritsuka
I don't think Seimei understands
That I don't believe in this love stuff
I don't understand any
Of this loving
Or wanting to be loved
I won't want it and I don't
Understand it I do not need any of it
And it makes me kinda sick
Maybe if I get out of here
Seimei can help me to
Start to learn about it
Cause I at least
Want to understand this love stuff
Dlbn: Review corner time!
Nbld: Thanks for voting again, Kawaii hime-sama! It is much appreciated. Here's a digital cookie. (o)
Dlbn: Uh…what is that?
Nbld: Cookie…
Dlbn: You scare me. You really scare me…
Nbld: Here are the voting choices for the next chapter of Loveless Love Songs
Innocence by Avril Lavigne/Ignorance by Aoyagi Ritsuka
Three Words, Two Hearts, One Kiss by Billy Gilman/Three Words, Two Hearts, One Kiss by Kaido Kio
Like You by Bow-Wow featuring Ciara/Like You by Aoyagi Ritsuka featuring Agatsuma Soubi
Kiss Me Through The Phone by Soulja Boy/Ritsuka, I Forgot: Kiss Me by Agatsuma Soubi
Best Days Of Your Life by Kellie Pickler/Had Your Chance With Me by Agatsuma Soubi (Age 17)