Revenge and Revolution ch.2
by magentalover
Disclaimer- Richard O'Brien owns RHPS, ST, and ROTOQ (and a large chunk of my brain).
Quite murmurs seemed to escape everyone's lips, except for the four newly weds who all were scowling at Bert. Riff Raff quickly marched over to Bert. "You interrupted our wedding to share information that you know would disturb not only Magenta, Columbia, Ricky, and I, but all our guest?" he hissed.
"Well, um, I, um," Bert stammered, " I knew all the important officials were going to be here, and I figured should be reported immediately." he finally finished.
Riff Raff looked behind him and saw Ricky gnashing his teeth knowing DeLordy killed Maria, Columbia had her arms crossed upset that she couldn't sing her new verse of the time warp, and Magenta was fuming over her festivities being interrupted. "Report to me tomorrow at noon," Riff Raff said as Bert saluted, "SHARP!" the general practically yelled. Once he turned around he was wearing a completely new face, "Well, on with the reception everybody!" He shouted trying to sound cheerful. After a few more traditional dances, they began serving their dinner.
Later that night while they were standing around talking and greeting people, one of Magenta's least favorite people showed up. "Hi cousins." She evilly spit out.
"Hello Mantarini." Magenta said trying to keep her temper- which was quite a task for her. Mantarini was their cousin, and one of the girls Riff Raff dated before he discovered his feelings for Magenta were returned. Mantarini could be Magenta's twin if it wasn't for the bright pinkish purple colored contacts she insisted on wearing, the rainbow colored feather in her hair, and make up that made Columbia's make up look tame. She also has been obsessed with the color orange since she found out that Mantarini was earth's Greek word for tangerine, which you could tell by her orange blush, and orange and white dress.
"You know I think incest should be illegal." she said. Mantarini certainly was a sore loser.
"If it vas, I'm sure zey'd consider cousins as incest too genius." Magenta spat.
"Who invited her?" Riff Raff whispered in Magenta's ear.
"I think she came with Uncle Slaton. I know we didn't send her an invitation anyways." Magenta said not even trying to hide their conversation from Mantarini who was still standing right in front of them.
"I've told you time and time again to call me Uncle Slats!" A high pitched voice called out.
"Uncle Slats!" the siblings shouted out going to hug the only father like figure they had- even if that father like figure was currently wearing a purple strapless dress.
"Congratulations you two. I'm so glad to see you finally tie the knot." Slats said. He had caught them kissing once, and was one of the few who knew they were engaged.
"Thank you." They said happily.
"Mantarini isn't giving you any trouble is she?" he asked.
"Vell..." Magenta started, causing the whole group, minus Mantarini who had stormed off, burst into laughter.
Later that night after the majority of people finished eating they decided to do the flower toss. Bachleorettes (or at least they all looked like ladies) gathered around behind Magenta and Columbia. Columbia threw her bouquet of red lily like flowers behind her. As the women swarmed to one side were the lilies were headed, Magenta threw her bouquet of black roses. They both turned around to see who caught them. Mantarini had the lilies in one hand, someone's hair in another, and one foot holding down someone who had apparently gotten in her way, and Armarilla, a nice lady they worked with a bit on their last mission, had caught the roses.
Next the guys all crowded around. Riff Raff was doing a garter toss, and Ricky was going to throw a football since Columbia didn't want to wear a garter. As soon as it was announced, Riff Raff found his way up into Magenta's ballgown dress. He took the liberty of petting her thigh through her fishnets, until she let out a faint moan only he could hear. "Hurry up down zere, people are waiting!" she giggled. Once he was back out he nonchalantly tossed the garter, not even bothering to check and see who caught it. Then Ricky threw the football straight to the back of the hall where one of the servers caught it and then winked at a waitress.
"Finally,", Magenta thought, "they're leaving." she could barely wait to get home. Ricky was taking Columbia to Transgender, but since Riff Raff and Magenta had already been there a few times they decided to just stay home and soak in the beauty of their planet (and their bedroom).
"Bye Magenta! Bye Riff! " Columbia said giving them both a hug.
"Oh you'll have a marvelous time!" said Magenta.
"Yeah, it should be a ton of fun." Ricky said with a sly smile on his face, which could only be inferring to one thing.
Riff Raff chuckled, Magenta knowing he had the same thing on his mine. "We'll see you when you get back." The second they turned their back to get into the limo transporter they rented, Riff Raff picked up Magenta and carried her to the red convertible he bought her as a wedding gift.