Dlbn: Hey there, everyone! It's Monday again and that means it's time for another update! Yay! (Dances)
Nbld: While she looks like a fool in the middle of a computer lab and acts oblivious to the stares she's getting, I'm going to update. Here is Kawaii hime-sama's pick of If I Were a Boy.
Nbld's disclaimer: My sister and I own nothing but the parody lyrics. Right, Ritsuka?
Ritsuka: Who are you people?
Nbld's disclaimer: He agrees.
Ritsuka: Thank you to kawaii hime-sama for reviewing once more!!!

If I were Seimei

Even just for a day

I'd get outta bed in the morning

Fake my death and never come back

Have some word-spell fights

And kill enemies

I'd do whatever I wanted

And I'd never get in trouble for it

Cause I'd never leave a trace

If I were Seimei

I think I could understand

Why he did all that he did

And be part of Septimal Moon

I'd treat my brother

Like he's my only world

I'd take another new fighter

And give my brother the old one

And I would destroy all his free will

If I were Seimei

I'd use my brother and

Everyone that's around me

And I'd act like

Someone that I was not

I'd put myself first

And make the rules as I want

Cause I know that

No one would say

I was doing something wrong

Wouldn't dare

If I were Seimei
I'd be two different people
My brother would know one me
but others would know a second
I'd do what I want
And not care who I hurt
I would lose

My little brother's

Trust cause

I'd betray him

I'd have Nisei

Spy on

My brother so

I'd know how he is

It's a little too late for

Him to come back
He did too many things
That I could never forgive

I'd go to Gora and

Gorge out Ritsu's eyes

But I'm just Ritsuka

I don't understand

No I don't understand why he

Has done the things that he did

I wish I knew who you were

You used me and Soubi

You don't care how we hurt

Until you explain what has happened

Nothing will ever be the same

Everything that I thought you were was a lie

Seimei

Nbld: Well, there you go. The next chapter. It's chapter thirty, everyone!
Dlbn: Okay, I'm done dancing.
Nbld: Good! Now here's the voting list

About You Now by Miranda Cosgrove/About You Now by Agatsuma Soubi
You're Having My Baby from Glee/You Left Me Your Fighter by Aoyagi Ritsuka
About You Now by Miranda Cosgrove/About You Now by Aoyagi Ritsuka
Without You (There'd Be No Me) by Aaron Carter/Without You (There'd Be No Me) by Agatsuma Soubi
Heart by Brittany Spears/Heart by Agatsuma Soubi (Age 17)
When It Comes To You by Aaron Carter/When It Comes To You by Aoyagi Ritsuka