Revenge and Revolution ch 5
by magentalover
Disclaimer- Richard O'Brien owns RHPS, ST, and ROTOQ
A/N- Step right up ladies and gentlemen and throw your ice picks at the late updating author! Sorry I'm late everyone, but school just started back up, so I'm going to have to update Saturdays now.
Columbia and Ricky
After a few more hours of travel, Columbia and Ricky arrived Anaheim, California. When Columbia was a kid her parents separated, so when she and her mom moved to Denton, she never saw her grandma again. Her grandma practically raised her. Her prized pair of Mickey Mouse ears were actually a gift from her grandma for her last birthday in Anaheim. "Okay Ricky, just turn when we past Disneyland, then turn right on the street after that." Columbia squeaked practically jumping up and down in excitement.
"Now, your sure your grandma still lives here right Columbia?" Ricky asked focused on not trying to hit any of the dazed tourists.
"Yeah I heard from her just the other day." She replied.
"Oh, I didn't know you could send letters from Transsexual to Earth."
"Well um... once I heard we were moving back to Transsexual, I sent her a Trans-mobile communicator." Columbia mumbled hoping Ricky wouldn't get upset.
"What!" he shouted slamming on the brakes to keep from hitting a lady with a baby in a stroller.
"Well she already knew about Magenta and Riff being, and I told her about you as soon as I found out. She's always been considered a bit off her rocker so I didn't think it'd hurt anyone." She explained as Ricky pulled up to a small white house.
" GRANDMA!" Columbia screamed jumping out of the passenger door before the car even completely stopped.
"Columbia! How are you dearie?" said the little white haired woman standing up from her rocker as the old looking gray cat jumped to the floor.
"Oh I'm great!" Columbia went on tell the kind little old lady all about the wedding, and her time in Transgender.
Meanwhile (dun dun dun...)
Magenta barged into the bedroom to find Riff Raff laying in bed re-reading a book about covalent bonds. He found earthlings scientific theories quite humorous, but the deadly look Magenta was giving him was enough to suppress his laughter.
"What's wrong dear?" He asked. Her emotions seemed to be a bit haywire the last few days.
"Don't dear me! you lied to me Riff Raff Vitus!" Magenta snapped.
"What are you talking about?" Riff Raff asked although his eyes grew even more behind his glasses.
"Archibald and Sloan, assassinations? It's amazing vhat pretending you know vhat your talking about can do. I called Bert and said you vanted to remind him about zem, and got him to share from zere." With this Riff Raff knew he was defeated. He closed his book and walked over to Magenta.
"Magenta, my most beautiful sister," with this he put his hand on her shoulder, "I was only trying to protect you. I didn't think you should have to deal with this, when we could just make the problem disappear."
"If zere is vun zing you know, it's to never underestimate the power of a Vitus." she spat yanking her shoulder away from him.
"Magenta, all I've ever wanted to do is protect you! Once this is over we'd be royalty, and Ricky would have his revenge." Riff Raff started to shout
"You can't zink for a second zat he'd let you just go in and do ze task for him! And Columbia vould back us up in a heartbeat. And you know vat else? You'd have to be an ignorant FOOL to zink he'd try and stop her." Magenta yelled pushing buttons into her Trans-mobile communicator.
"Hello?" Ricky's voice came through the machine.
"Hi Ricky it's Magenta. If I were to tell you Riff vas going to kill DeLordy right now vat vould you say?"
"Try to do it without me there and I'll kill him." he replied simply.
"Okay, and if I said he'd vait for you to get home, and zat you could help, but Columbia and I had to stay and vorry at home?
"Columbia would come if she wanted to, and as far as you go, good luck stopping you. I still have a dent in my head from when you knocked me out."
"Zank you Ricky. Have a nice trip." Magenta replied closing the device attached to her wrist.
"NO." Riff Raff said loudly in Magenta's face causing her to emit a cat like hiss, then run down the stairs into the extra bedroom and slam the door.
A/N- Thanks for reading! I was wondering if I should have Columbia and Ricky go to Disneyland or not since a few people have done that already? Also should I post a one shot sometime in between updates that introduces a character that will be in the next part of this series? (not that this anywhere close to done.)